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Space-walker nearly OPENED HELMET to avoid DROWNING

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Re: Heinlein appealing to the American psyche

"Freedom!" and "Self-reliance!" which are myths

Extreme faceplam demanded. Myths? Is this like the modern version of Logan's Run?

"Freedom and Self-reliance are MYTHS! You will DIE if the government doesn't constantly HELP AND TAX YOU!!11!"

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Jeff Riggenbach: Was Robert A. Heinlein a Libertarian?

Isaac Asimov, who knew Heinlein from the mid-'30s on, was convinced that his personal political views were largely a function of the woman he was married to at the time. In the '30s, when he was married to wife #2, Leslyn MacDonald, whom Asimov describes as "a flaming liberal," Heinlein was working with Upton Sinclair and his EPIC movement. Twenty years later, married to wife #3, Virginia Gerstenfeld, he re-emerged as a Cold Warrior fixated on the supposed nobility of the military and newly devoted to a "free market" for which he had had little use during the years of the Great Depression.

If so it was, I say, "so be it." Many men have tailored their beliefs to match those of their wives. They have found that it helps to preserve and promote domestic harmony. And they believe that domestic harmony is a valuable thing, a thing worth preserving. Robert A. Heinlein was hardly the only man, or even the first man, to venture down this path.

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Re: Drowned in space...

Yet Hubbard won the bet with Heinlein about whether more bacon could be brought in by creating a cargo cult for idiots rather than writing SciFi.

Good business acumen. Though sadly bereft of any ethics.

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Lenovo to ship all new PCs with Start Menu replacement

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Re: First PC with 8

The word is "horribad".

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NASA restarts WISE telescope to spot potential Earth-killers

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Re: No OMG

The Eye of Japetus had blinked, as if to remove an irritating speck of dust. David Bowman had time for just one broken sentence which the waiting men in Mission Control, nine hundred million miles away and eighty minutes in the future, were never to forget:

"The thing's hollow – it goes on forever – and – ZOMG LOL – it's full of stars! ROFLMAOOoooooo....!"

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Budget cuts, huh?

Ok, the military can have their trillion.

But why not shift the 1.5 billion annual subsidy for Egypt and 3 billion annual subsidy for Israel to NASA?

Oh wait, they are using these for buying US military kit.

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EXPLICIT VID: Man filmed trying to bang brand new 'budget iPhone'

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Re: Fake!

It's the one which is liquid, natch.

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iCloud outage outrage: Look, iPhoto friends, kitty just learned to... NOOO

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Re: What's with all these major internet services having these outages?

Has the internet grown to such a point that entropy has set in?

COMMENT SECTION SAYS YES!

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Kim Kardashian's bosom pal in bling snatch Instagram unpleasantness

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Re: Ohmigod...

But on the other hand, the money goes to the watchmaker, who will use it to buy the bonds of a company in dire need of cash so that it may extend its capital structure tool up in order to produce more of goodie X. This however, means that worker Y and Z need to be hired, which means that their income can be used to feed wife and children.

So by buying this watch MAY HELP THE ECONOMY!

And the original money came from couch potatoes. CAPITALISM ROCKS!

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Re: Geography

You could probably find a mad scientist eager to use this watch in some gruesome, unethical experiment on live humans.

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If that watch falls down the loo, it will be watcherloo!

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Four ways the Guardian could have protected Snowden – by THE NSA

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Re: Count me among the paranoid

> and the favoring of AES, a cipher sponsored by a government known to spy on its own citizens

Yeah, roll your own cipher?

Therein lies crankosity and madness.

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Re: Why not send removable media through international express packages?

"Yet another package with russian dolls for you. Do you collect them?"

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Re: A wrong assumption

AES does not come from the NSA, nor has it been designed by the NSA and I really trust the saying of a large ensemble of non-NSA people who while away their time for a decade cracking the thing and come away with --- not much.

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NASDAQ halts stock trading, citing data-feed glitch

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In a statement, the Securities and Exchange Commission said it was monitoring the situation.

Nov 2007: SEC: The Great Overseer Fails in Oversight of Self

"Today it was announced that the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) had a material weakness in the internal controls over its financial reporting. The SEC avoided a big fat “E” last year via its remediation of internal control problems, but this year the SEC’s material weaknesses included control deficiencies related to its accounts receivable balances, “period-end closing process, accounting for transaction fee revenue, and preparation of financial statement disclosures.”

Now, since the SEC implements and enforces the provisions of Sarbanes-Oxley 404 (which requires management to report on its internal controls over financial reporting), how can this inept organization possibly be trusted to oversee that which it can’t manage within its own organization?

Non-compliance with 404 has been disastrous for private companies that have had material weaknesses (massive stock declines and even bankruptcy), however, the SEC, which is not subject to market forces, has responded with this: “During fiscal year 2007, SEC improved its controls over the accuracy, timeliness, and completeness of the disgorgement and penalty data and used a much improved database for the initial recording and tracking of these data.” Ummm, so? This is like throwing fluff at a charging rhino.

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12 simple rules: How Ted Codd transformed the humble database

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thatisthepoint.jpg

To get rid of the unmaintainable mess of pointers.

And mixing the two concepts is just ... no.

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Fame-hating planets don't need to hang around STARS – boffins

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Re: "less than 50 times the distance between the Sun and Neptune"

No that is

d < 50 * 30 AU - halfway to the Oort.

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Re: What will they call all this "dark matter"?

Schwarzwälder dusting?

And no, it doesn't make much a dent into the real "dark matter".

-->> http://hetdex.org/dark_energy/dark_matter.php

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I recommend you stop ordering mind-enhancing goods at "Internet Pharmacies".

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Re: So...

Newlyweds Justine and Michael .... Justine seems unmoved. When she and Michael retreat to their room for the evening, she brushes off his advances and goes walking on the grounds where she has sex with a coworker.

WTF IS THIS SH*T?

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Not only that but...

It was thought that the planets were flung out of galaxies before embarking upon their lonely interstellar journey.

Flung out of SOLAR SYSTEMS not GALAXIES. Good look flunging them out of Galaxies.

Please Reg writers --- STOP PHONING IT IN OR TEXTING FROM THE BUS STOP.

Imminent Reg Tombstone predicted AGAIN (because the Marissa Mayer headline is still spelled as Marissa Meyer 8 hours after release)

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Snowden journo's partner wins partial injunction on seized data

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The 51st state informs...

Very good.

The unstated (and entirely unchallenged) assumption here is that USUK are joined at the hip. Not entirely unexpected, as the last 10 years was enlivened mainly by the sound of brains falling on the floor and politicians fartingly rolling over, but still...

"Ah, shit! I meant to take care of him, not fuckin' take care of him!"

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Re: We're playing a game of symbolism here (@ DavCrav)

Right...

It seems that there is little understanding that it was banking secrecy that helped to resist twentieth-century dictatorships and that high tax rates — not money havens — are responsible for tax evasion, as Prince Hans-Adam of Lichtenstein has pinpointed. Clearly the amount of information collected for the purpose of future tax investigation is enormous, leaving little place for human privacy and dignity. Most importantly, it raises a question as to who gave participating states a right to gather information on people that are not their citizens.

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Marissa Mayer causes controversy after KEEPING HER KIT ON

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Re: Dammit, El Reg!

Ok, fixed now.

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Dammit, El Reg!

Even I notice the headline has a spelling error.

Imminent Reg tombstone predicted.

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Barnes & Noble booked for running out of £29 Nooks

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Help! Help! I am being victimized! Did you seem him victimizing me?

"It's consumer protection to prevent customers being hoodwinked by incredible bargains"

Yeah, starting off by assuming the people you want to "protect" are incredibly retarded is pretty much self-defeating.

Oh wait, they are phoning ASA to complain they didn't get the bargain they are entitled to ... never mind.

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MYSTERY of Guardian mobos and graphics cards which 'held Snowden files'

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Re: Memory Imprinting

> doing so isn't beyond the realm of possibility.

It certainly is beyond the realm of the Guardian's BOFH.

This "realm of possibility" are well-equipped university labs writing papers on how it is in the realm of possibility to do XY in a laboratory setting, may I recall.

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Re: The Guardian had a chance to ....

Also ask the Jewish community in the UK about the promotion of xenophobia and racism, you will find they mention the Guardian a lot more than the Daily Mail.

Ohhh.... I feel we are getting in "Criticism of MUH ISRAEL" territory here. Scary.

Well, I'm following Robert Fisk on that subject. He's with the Indy, generally.

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Re: Secure destruction of hard drives

Official UK Secrets from a US three-letter agency communicated by a (possibly ex) US citizen?

How bizarre.

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1) Take 0.8 cm drill

2) Drill hole into plaster wall

3) Put 32 GiB flash memory with data in there, safely encased in a bit of tinfoil and epoxy

4) Plaster over

5) ???

6) Yes, m'ylod we no longer have no files

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Re: insurance scam

Right. Call the PFY, the work's sorted for today. We are heading for the pub.

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Re: Symbolism

Do you really want to flatten Berlin AGAIN?

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Re: Procedures

"Volatile memory should not be considered erased until 24 hours without power has passed".

Clearly the procedures have not been updated since core memory was phased out.

You may note that there still is this "multiple pass secure hard disk erasure" from FIPS something that is making the rounds, and which is not only outdated but based on myth too.

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Re: >>You're assuming the people from GCHQ are in some way competent

I rather fancy their chances of reading your emails than the other way round, for instance.

Hmmm..... arguing that one has the bigger means of being a bully does not speak for competency much.

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Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

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Re: British People

> Instead of being proud of being native and upholding high quality standards.

Or bankrupt. Yeah, leftist dreams of "MUH PROTECTIONIST COUNTRY WILL WIN AGAINST EVIL CAPITALISTS"

> produce in China?... then STAY in China! And keep your crap there!

This has been written on a 2500 GBP modem sourced from a British Supplier. Or maybe not.

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Re: This isn't very new really.

I hear France Télécom does the same thing, at least in some cases. Unless workers stressed out by privatization choose to defenestrate themselves.

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Oh noes! New 'CRISIS DISASTER' at Fukushima! Oh wait, it's nothing. Again

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Re: Radiation Superstition

There is a difference though. In one case the radioactive material is a dusting or soil contaminant that you do not necessarily want to get into your lungs or generally into your body (can that happen easily? I dunno)

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Comcast court docs show Prenda copyright trolls seeded smut then sued

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Re: I feel that this demonstrates beyond any doubt that....

> There's nothing patentable about what adult film stars do

Oh yeah? Don't give the lawyers any ideas. They might come up with something.

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Amazon legal filing flames IBM's 'materially deficient' CIA cloud

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For a company that has redefined the cloud industry through the public pricing of storage and compute, paired with voluminous public FAQ documents, to complain about this transparency advantaging competitors is a bit wrong-headed, we suggest.

Surely not as this is a "private bid", quite probably lathered with peculiarly-priced special sauce, bespoke developments, some judiciously placed cut corners and maybe a rebate or two on some items to get the market. Now IBM can re-evaluate its bid and rejiggle stuff, make more promises on X and Y, suddenly find that "prices unexpectedly can be corrected in favour of the customer" etc. and likely will reduce the overall IBM discount (which they can apply because of the IBM name, natch) The fact that they are changing to "softlayers" (whatever that is) says as much.

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Hmm... this success makes me hungy!

I'm sure the phones are ringing off the hooks in representative's offices and fat bills are being generated (then put under IBM's "contract-generating expenses") in excellent restaurants of Washington D.C.

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US government nabbed $2.9m in May Bitcoin seizure

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it's legitimate to pretend that you are not a dog - but the moment you yank your chain you will come under legislation for "real" activities

I found this item of interest recently, btw:

The FATCA legislation attempts to combat bank privacy on many levels and for many reasons including the American state’s desire for more effective tax collecting. According to U.S. tax law, every American taxpayer is obligated to fill out tax forms and pay taxes for their income attained not only on U.S. soil but overseas as well. The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) does not distinguish where the taxpayer lives, since U.S. taxation is based on either residency or citizenship. Therefore America remains one of the two states worldwide that tax their non-residing citizens. The other is Eritrea, a country not known for an exemplary human rights record.

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Alien antique show: Egyptians wore JEWELRY FROM SPAAAACE

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Meanwhile,

Egypt's devastating museum looting of 1,000 artifacts is the latest casualty amid turmoil

Funny how military forces always have tons of time to shoot to death random protestors but don't have any power to guard points of interest. Except maybe oil ministries.

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Bitcoin blitzkreig as Germans prepare to tax virtual currency

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Re: Since they are going to be trying to tax mostly drug income...

Instead you deal suppliers who are keen to protect their reputation and provide good service.

My free-market heart is ok with that!

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Re: Achtung

> bailing out failing countries

It's just the banking system that failed. The countries were all right. No bailouts were needed either. Iceland got back on its feet by itself. The southern state-handout-and-devaluation-addicted guys just moaned and bitched while rolling on the ground though. A pox on them.

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Re: Since they are going to be trying to tax mostly drug income...

They use Tide detergent as currency too, so why not?

As has been widely reported recently [beginning of 2012], an unlikely crime wave has rapidly spread throughout the United States and has taken local law-enforcement officials by surprise. The theft of Tide liquid laundry detergent is pandemic throughout cities in the United States. One individual alone stole $25,000 worth of Tide detergent during a 15-month crime spree, and large retailers are taking special security measures to protect their inventories of Tide. For example, CVS is locking down Tide alongside commonly stolen items like flu medications. Liquid Tide retails for $10–$20 per bottle and sells on the black market for $5–$10. Individual bottles of Tide bear no serial numbers, making them impossible to track. So some enterprising thieves operate as arbitrageurs buying at the black-market price and reselling to the stores, presumably at the wholesale price. Even more puzzling is the fact that no other brand of detergent has been targeted.

What gives here? This is just another confirmation of Menger's insight that the market responds to the absence of sound money by monetizing highly salable commodities. It is clear that Tide has emerged as a subsidiary local currency for black-market, especially drug, transactions — but for legal transactions in low-income areas as well. Indeed police report that Tide is being exchanged for heroin and methamphetamine and that drug dealers possess inventories of the commodity that they are also willing to sell. But why is laundry detergent being employed as money, and why Tide in particular?

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"Hi, I'm the gov. Nice household you got there. Would be a shame...."

Of course, the one problem with taxing Bitcoin is that it's often impossible to work out how much any one person owns.

It's not like it's possible to figure out "how much one owns" in that stupid monopoly money infesting the Eurozone either, right?

Yeah, thanks Keynes.

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Blitzkrieg, aka. German-style "Shock and Awe"

" ich hatte dann 'ne fiese Mail in der Inbox, daß man ja sowas nicht macht"

Mach's einfach. Der Tommy schluckt das schon!

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Guardian lets UK spooks trash 'Snowden files' PCs to make them feel better

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Re: ""You've had your debate. There's no need to write any more.”"

> Arrogant prick.

I shall not invoke The Mustachioed One Who Shall Not Be Named, but "prick" does not cut it. We are far into leather coat territory here.

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Taiwanese spill on Zuck's racks: Servers powering Facebook REVEALED

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“remove anything in our servers that does not contribute to efficiency.”

Zuck removal happened immediately afterwards.

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US court rules IP address cloaks may break law

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You wish.

Lawyers, especially government lawyers, are bound to use selective wording used here to haul asses to Obama's Reeducation Camps. Just wait a few hours.

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Re: @condiment

"Just because you reside and operate in one country does not mean that you can not violate the laws of another."

Imma eating pork during ramadan!

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