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Step into the BREACH: HTTPS encrypted web cracked in 30 seconds

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Re: what is he saying?

The supersymmetry of cryptography!

"Maybe soon, possibly!"

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Re: "post cryptography?"

The fear of RSA brokenization has nothing to do with NP. You really just need fast factorization, which is not an NP-complete problem (it can be solved in polynomial time by the magically-well-guessing nondeterministic turing machines, so is in NP). You apparently need a quantum computer though (this being an exercise for the engineer), or a mystery polynomial-time algorithm that does factorization, if it exists (compare PRIMES is in P)

Now if you reduce NP-completeness or even NP-hardness to P, hell, you will be the master of the universe before sunset, and not in a metaphorical way either.

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Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

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Michael Moore was in the saucer?

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Re: At some Space exploration unit on the homeworld of Alpha Centauri...

The sentence:

Be designated undercover agent for 10'000 rotations in an area called the "UK" where protein uptake is fraught with danger, chemicals and heavy metals, weather patterns are anxiety-inducing and locals are on a level with the standard inhabitance of the cantinas found on common sand planets.

Being in a particularly sadistic mood this rotation, we statuate that you shall man a one-person late-night kebab joint a bit south of something called "Thames".

Thus it has been decided etc. etc. etc.

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Re: If Occam was alive today ...

> behaves like a monkey in heat

> throws random insult

> gets downvoted

"this site is nothing if not predictable"

I hope summer is over soon.

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Re: If Occam was alive today ...

UGWONWOS: An "unidentified ground-wallowing object (not walrus or seal)"

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"One person told authorities it was making a strange noise."

The way things are going this just means the person calling hasn't heard that noise on TV yet. Not in the library of Skywalker Sounds.

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Ken Brill, 'the father of data centers', powers down at 69

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Pint

DRINK!

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Highway from HELL: Volcano tears through 35km of crust in WEEKS

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Re: Diamonds ...

WHY NOT?

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Re: I have one comment.

No need for tickets, you are Marshmallow.

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Re: I have one comment.

The SWAT team is under way. We have complete records.

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Re: Slight correction

Spoken with the voice of Sir Bedivere:

How come you know so much about volcanism?

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Ultimate Radio Deathmatch: US Navy missile-defence radar vs 4G mobile mast

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The radar and its associated weapons are sufficiently powerful that they can reach into space itself.

"Yes Admiral! We now have the weapons to fight WARS IN SPACE! Unfortunately our proud nation has not managed to build any spaceships as of yet, so we decided put the weapons onto a blue water hull instead. Looks nearly as good, but... you know."

"Intolerable! Get me one of those Japs on the phone!"

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Hundreds of UK CSC staff face chop, told to train Indian replacements

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Smoking the Marxist bong!

"Workers who are paying the ultimate price of their jobs" (says someone called Ian Tonks, a Unite national officer)

Just being full of it. The one who pays is CSC. It's called wages.

"WORKERS TRAPPED IN SALARY CONTRACTS! TRAGIC, UNACCEPTABLE!!"

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Did Linux drive supers, and can it drive corporate data centers?

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> Windows Server currently has a 75% market share in the enterprise server market:

Oh, look here, random stats.

Sounds plausible, but...

http://slashdot.org/topic/datacenter/the-enterprise-datacenter-os-war-is-over/

Windows is now deployed on 75 percent of all new servers shipped, according to IDC’s May 2012 forecast. Linux is now deployed on 25 percent of all new servers shipped, and is also stuck there.

So we have those numbers on "servers shipped with OS" ... how many servers are shipped "without OS"? Quite a lot probably. How many of these will be running WIndows? Probably none.

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Hackers induce 'CATASTROPHIC FAILURE' in mock oil well

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Re: Which

> air gap

Dontcha mean a firewall?

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Terror cops swoop on couple who Googled 'backpacks' and 'pressure cooker'

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You will probably find pot or a runaway dad. Than have the guy taken away in a black limousineblue van.

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People are like golden retrievers!

"Six gentleman in casual clothes emerged from the vehicles and spread out as they walked toward the house"

At that moment people should engage with their AR-15s.

Because if these guys happen to be cartel, then shit's gonna hit the fan. You better take down a few ASAP.

Do not forget to call 911. Apparently you can have "help", it's some sort of kool-aid.

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Google SELLS OUT the INTERNET HIPPIES! AGAIN!

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Re: Standard Terms and Conditions

This seems to be becoming standard. The obvious reason is to block spambots pumping the line full of shite. Reasonable.

If need be, tunnel out to your SMTP server at [random reasonably-priced physical or VM hoster].

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Re: Define: Server

"it's acting as an Internet server for which they require you to take out a commercial contract"

Acting as a bog-standard Internet node requires you to "take a commercial contract"?

Yeah right.

You are paying for an "Internet connection" (yeah look it up, where is the RFC describing Internet connections that have no services to the outrside?), not for a weird hose that spews content at you one-way.

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An expensive "Google TV via Fiber Optics", then.

No thanks, keep your cancer, Google.

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Chubby-chasing SEX TROLLS ran me offline, says fashion blogger

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Re: Welcome to the real world, kid.

It's like that scene in "Generation Kill" where the hapelss female pogue gets the male treatment, really.

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Apple files patent for iPhone enabled auto-adjustable auto interior

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Abysmally dumb.

Yes, carry preferences for some device around on your *other* device.

Very ingenious. Very genius bar. With the bar configured to "very low".

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Boffins: We have FOOLED APPLE with malware app

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Re: Security hacks

> The only security you are concerned about is job security.

I hope summer is over soon.

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Re: Objective-C runtime

> if the person doing the testing doesn't do a good job then things will slip through

Let me state in no uncertain terms that finding out whether an app is malicious or has "Manchurian Voltron" powers to rearrange themselves into a malicious configuration at a later time is actually an undecidable problem. Not to mention ill-defined.

Apple just cannot find out that such maliciousness exists in general.

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Re: Now in the real world ..

'aple thnks charger iz putr lol'

Apple users talk like Dolan Duck?

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Police probe IDIOTIC Twitter bomb threats slung at journalists

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Re: The line between trolling and threatening...

It's as fine as Vallis Marineris.

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Re: Bomb Threats

Lots of johnny-come-lately internoobs who try to force-redefine what "trolling" is about, I see.

Yes, that is YOU, NomNomNom and Gav

The first rule of trolling is: If you notice it's trolling, then it isn't trolling.

troll /v.,n./

[From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Some people claim that the troll is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial.

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Happy 20th birthday, Windows NT 3.1: Microsoft's server outrider

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Turned me into a Newt..echnology

From the Hallowed Halls of the Troll TowersEl Reg Editing Room:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/06/10/openvms_death_notice/

The architect of RSX-11M and VMS was Dave Cutler, who planned a portable, object-oriented successor, Mica, running on hardware codenamed Prism. When DEC wasn't interested, he and some of his team decamped to Microsoft, where they were given the project of reviving the moribund OS/2 3 project after the IBM-Microsoft split. While OS/2 2 was the Intel 386 version, OS/2 3 was to be portable to non-x86 processors. Cutler drew upon his previous Prism and Mica work to bring Microsoft's OS/2 3 to the Intel i860 CPU, a RISC/VLIW chip Intel had hoped might be a successor to the x86 line.

There were two versions of the chip – the basic i860XR, codenamed the N10, and the enhanced i86XP, codenamed N11. Microsoft built its own i860 workstations for the development effort, based around the i860XTR and consequently nick-named the "N-Ten". The initials of these – NT – is where the eventual name for Cutler's finished OS: Windows NT.

Don't know whether true....

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China's army releases FPS trainer game

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I'm good with ArmA III

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Microsoft Surface sales numbers revealed as SHOCKINGLY HIDEOUS

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So why not go for the new SUBSCRIPTION TURD? Cheaper, faster, smoother!

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FIle in the same drawer as "the recession will be over ANY MINUTE NOW"

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"Ambergris" used be sellable at premium prices, man.

It is also as illegal as child pr0nz in the US, for all the wrong reasons.

This Microsoft stuff is not like that at all.

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Re: Why is this still considered newsworthy?

FREE BRADLEY MANNING!

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THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING THEY GET.

Just recovering from the extremely painful experience of installing an overpriced, manualless, you-pay-for-the-download, DVD-less, language-locked, "Office Home" on this here MacBook that forces you to go to their badly designed, impossible-to-navigate webpage and register for an "account" that you don't want, need nor trust.

BURN, MICROSOFT!

BURN.

BURN.......

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New NSA tool exposed: XKeyscore sees 'nearly EVERYTHING you do online'

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DON'T LISTEN TO THIS.

THIS IS NOTHING NEW.

THERE ARE COOKIES IN THE KITCHEN!

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Scalpers gouge China's fanbois for Genius Bar appointments

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Re: >>Basically the banks stockpile Aluminum

>>Pure capitalism breeds this kind of thing.

This industrial dance has been choreographed by Goldman to exploit pricing regulations set up by an overseas commodities exchange

1) Goldman Sachs

2) Pricing Regulations

Pure capitalism? Yeah right. You must be a fan of the fat baseball-cap wearing filmmaking nincompoop.

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Intel's homage to Raspberry Pi: The much pricier Minnowboard

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That was MIT Media Lab, though.

Yeah, what happened to that?

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Damn Scott, get yourself an Assange outfitsuit and tie.

This is 2013, we are truly out of the Internet bubble now. No t-shirts!

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Re: Crazy price point

Parallella, eh? Sounds interesting. Come a long way from the Transputer eval boards, yes we have.

I want a few.

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MIT clears itself of responsibility for Aaron Swartz's prosecution

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Re: What goes around...

Over the top.

0/10 would not troll with.

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Re: Let's have your name, AC

Yes I know...

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Re: Godwin's law be damned

Possibly a lot better. If you go down that path, the European War of 1914 would have been over really quickly or grind to a halt, it would have stayed on the continent, there would not have a Russian revolution, the UK would not have been pauperized etc. etc.

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Re: Let's have your name, AC

Behave yourself, Andy!

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Institutions do their Institution thing, no surprises here.

Net neutrality, MIT neutrality, Dog Neutrality.

It's difficult, you can't judge!

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Plods probe death threat tweets to MP - but WHO will rid us of terrible trolls?

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You have to say

'I think the choice of "cowed" in this context reveals atrocious gender bias...'

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Not sure whether trolling...

Trolling has always been synonymous with online abuse and bullying

[Citation needed]

Meanwhile the Urban Dictionary doesn't agree with you.

Neither does the Hacker's dictionary.

In other words, you are making stuff up and are trying to redefine words. Being the cancer of the Internet.

normal decent society just won't tolerate the kind abuse that used to be the norm online

Yeah. "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes ... because it is ... obscene."

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Typical! Google's wonder-dongle is a solution looking for a problem

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Re: A solution looking for a problem

In truth, if there weren't "solutions looking for problems" thrown on the market on a daily basis, we would still be hunting wooly mammoth.

Well, "Collateral Debt Obligations" sold to retarded state organizations excepted, I guess.

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Oracle deploys lawyers against Solaris fix-it duo

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Re: Madness

No-one may call himself THE ORACLE and escape my GODLY WRATH!

First-rung angels, begin maddening sequence!

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AMD's newest chip: Another step toward 'transformation'

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Re: can't resist

Well, maybe so.

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