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5341 posts • joined Tuesday 3rd June 2008 16:11 GMT

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I it doesn't work, just ask for more money.

"Now if you're a private business, then the worse that happens is that you lose some of your revenue that day. But if you are offering services to UK citizens and you are introducing something which denies them access because it does not work properly, there are all sorts of issues for government, local authorities or even NHS websites, that a retailer would not face."

The wholesome aire in the velvet-clad king's seat upon the civil servant mountain must be rarefied indeed, sire!! God bless!

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YOU SUCCESSFULLY UPLOADED LOLCAT IMAGE!!!

"interactive live tiles bursting with useful information"

The tweet generation. In your home, on your desktop and inside your OS.

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Linux

Can we get Gnome and KDE to do three-point-turns, too, now?

Please?

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Re: This is going to be fun

I don't think HP owns the patent to a new production process of a passive device described in the 70s.

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Re: ::shrugs:: Cloud storage is a tired, meaningless meme.

Yes Jake.

But on the other hand, no-one mentioned latency?!?

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Intredasting!

So is he using a mixture [probabilistically mix a photon from system A with one from system B] to enlarge system B into a system C so that even when you get info about the state of C by measuring the photon, you still get to keep the original B?

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Re: Ken MacLeod's wet dream

The gripping hand of the problem is, don't you need mucho fusion power for this kind of launcher?

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Re: If it looks like a turd...

Okay, but how does one manage to get reamed by a walled garden? Like on the desktop, the metaphors don't mix.

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You are comparing two product lines, the one from the DOS side and the one from the DEC side, and where's NT 3.1, 3.5 and W2K?

For me, it was W2K - "last known good" on the DEC side.

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Mushroom

Sod those mentally decaying jerks from the festering hill.

Maybe they could throw in a demand to get full listing of rendition flights. No? How about to have Dick Cheney hand over all the document that he disappeared ... Oh, okay then.

In related news, it is heard that the US is paying Pakistan USD 1 million a day just to let warcrap into Afghanistan unmolested.

And this is is still chump change.

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neo-GOP?

I didn't realize the GOP went anywhere. Still orbiting the drain. fielding ridiculous crud as presidential candidates.

That party should have split into at least 4 directions a long time ago as they have some good stuff in there. Like HP I suppose.

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Re: Waiting...

Too much paper money looking for interest, ANY interest. A certain percentage of that money is your pension fund.

Meanwhile, interest rates are kept low, low, low and money gushes out of central banks like coke out of a colombian drug outfit.

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Happy

Re: As soon as I saw "hippies" in the headline...

No, only on the IP Fetish Shock Jock. Please.

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Re: Right, that's it

I would but I have to admit to my math skills are no longer up to scratch after years of web fiddling.

Also, one might have to add Mandarin to one's toolbox as the prospects of nuclear engineering jobs in the "Western World / The Coalition / Freddom Block" are bleak.

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Re: like banks

"companies only put this sort of security theatre in place after something nasty has happened"

Pretty ridiculous statement. They put this sort of "security theatre" (actually not theatre; this is well-founded policy) in place once competitors may eat their lunch once something nasty happens.

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Black Helicopters

Yeah Yeah....

did you see O.J. Simpson hiding behind those dunes?

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Re: But, since the system IS in place...

>> Not filing a patent is prima facie evidence you didn't feel you had any rights in the matter.

There is not enough facepalm in the multiverse to describe the brainrot evidenced here.

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Meanwhile your can admire the Zombie Mod for Arma II

Looks good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI7C5xlNXHc

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Mushroom

MILK WASTAGE? HOW NOW, BROWN COW?

Couple of years ago, euro-diary-producers were storming the barricades and in protest actions were spilling milk all over the place, demanding a "fair price" (i.e. a price increase) for a good that is subsidized, resulting in "social" prices (i.e. a price reduction) at the point to delivery and overproduction because there are too many producers, not to mention bad allocation of sparse resources like trucks, fuel, time and land.

And people are talking about MILK WASTAGE?

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Standby for chair now entering Low Fester Orbit!

Microsoft cannot into process improvement, it seems. Or they have a high legal counsel churn.

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Re: Asuka Langley Soryu

I would pay again if Miss Greendragon (it's Soryu, right?) were put on a powerful mix of prozac and speed then time-reversally copied and found herself fighting for Hitler, piloting a preternaturally enhanced red-painted He-162 Volksjäger and delaying the collapse of the 3rd Reich long enough for a secret cabal of SS Ahnenerbe connected to rabid U.S. Christian Evangelicals secretly in league with Roosevelt to join up with Japanese researchers in a camp run by Ralph Fiennes so that Kaballistic Abrahamic Power can be channelled into opening a Transdimensional Gate. 3rd impact can come early and Shinji Ikari doesn't get to decide to branch off the final transmigration/unification of humanity due to sheer lack of self-assurance. Problems of morality [obviously obviated later due to the eschatological effectiveness of 3rd impact] can be discussed as Asuka has long discussions with the Führer's secretary while he is busy ranting with his generals.

THE END!

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Holmes

http://nix.nasa.gov/search.jsp?R=20110000798&qs=N%3D4294950110%2B4294724598%2B4294502638

"Inflatable Structures Technology Handbook - Chapter 21; Inflatable Habitats"

EXPORT CONTROLLED. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!

"The technologies required to design, fabricate, and utilize an inflatable module for space applications has been demonstrated and proven by the TransHab team during the development phase of the program. Through testing and hands-on development several issues about inflatable space structures have been addressed , such as: ease of manufacturing, structural integrity, micrometeorite protection, folding , and vacuum deployment. The TransHab inflatable technology development program has proven that not only are inflatable structures a viable option, but they also offer significant advantages over conventional metallic structures."

p.31:

"The TransHab shield consists of several layers of NextelTM ceramic fabric layers that are separated by open cell polyurethane foam . The purpose of the foam is to provide a standoff distance between the Nextel layers. The foam is vacuum compressed prior to launch , to minimize volume and allow the shell to be easily folded. On orbit, in the vacuum of space , the foam regains its original standoff thickness due to the resilience of the foam and lack of differential pressure. Behind the alternating layers of Nextel and foam is a high strength KevlarTM fabric rear wall. As the hypervelocity particle impacts each of the multiple Nextel layers , it is continually shattered into smaller, slower particles over a larger area. With a properly sized shield , by the time the particles reach the Kevlar rear wall, they are small and slow enough to be stopped."

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Re: The Cloud - When your Data is not really your data

This is becoming tiresome...

Shift the barrel "cloud" <--- "electronic records" <--- "paper records" and you have the bitching and moaning of the 70s.

Turns out that some problems were solved, some new problems were discovered, some problems turned out to be unsolvable, but in the end, a new balance between paper records and electronic records was struck.

It will happen again.

Also: "What about security?" ... it's an USB stick ago.

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My heart bleeds

"hard won rights which benefit the individual, the small firm"

Quite apart from the rest of the argumentation, some of which has worth, I would really go slow on the idea that these are "hard won" rights. Throwing in the "small firm" and the "individual" is a straightforward way of pandering.

Hey, small firm, how about sued of of existence because you came up with the same stuff as someone else? Hey, individual, how about paying an order of magnitude more for stuff that is sold at acceptable prices on the other side of the world but cannot be imported here?

No need to even throw in copying or sharing.

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Re: All i can say is:

> 2012

> "Your" country is pissing away your money for garrisoning the world and fascisizing itself "for your own good". I won't mention crony capitalism.

> Still doesn't have enough money so it hands out obligations that are basically backed by its power to wring the goods out of its people in the future.

> Still doesn't have enough money so it prints it up, taxing people through inflation without them actually noticing.

> Lefties demand more taxes to pay for their preferred "let's change reality" boondoggles and perks.

> Guy has the ability to say "sod all that" to this retardation.

> Gets called a cunt.

> Mfw

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Re: looking for a good time ? call ...

3D pig disgusting!

Seriously, it is unfair to present readers with such stories as they are encased in their offices with servers aflame at a Friday afternoon.

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Devil

Re: F18 -seriously?

But it's a known quantity and works bloody well against bearded people on donkeyback.

Or you can buy Russian... a little Su-33, comrade? That would be a show.

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Can't wait.

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Re: I just got an image

But, massster! We are already at 500 MeV per quantum! No, not that button, master. NO!!

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"not all dead"

Where are those disks and why aren't they in our preferred white box maker's selection!

DO WANT!!

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Skynet?

Don't you mean Stuxnet aided and abetted by horny memory stick sharing?

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Where's your String Theory now?

Marketing is the same everywhere, everytime, dude.

Decades of observing the field of physics out of the corner of my jaundiced eye [not to mention some experience in a uni research team] has taught me that.

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I'm sick an tired of all these mofo FTL claims on this mofo planet (gunshot)

Are we mixing the waves again, son?

http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/APPLETS/20/20.html

Also:

"qubits whose value is not simply 0 or 1 but potentially any value from 0 to 1"

NO! They have a value on the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloch_sphere

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Re: International waters?

But first they will use the new DARPA board-o-bots. After all, use of robots for various hunt/kill operations pretty much anywhere are "fully compatible with international law" as one hears from White House legal beagles.

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Holmes

"Seeks out malware" (but how? computers are not The Matrix)

Executive summary:

1) McAfee Management for Optimized Virtual Environments AntiVirus = MAMOVEAV

2) ???

3) More Intel!

The interesting part may have something to do with end-to-end manageability and enforcement of security policy, something like SELinux for remoting. Maybe. Unfortunately Intel only. So no.

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Re: Ill make this quick. Title "how to stop viruses"

Why are politicians or first-graders posting here?

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Big Brother

Re: Sounds like India ...

Also like Israeli actions right now. But what has that got to do with anything?

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Re: Sounds like America

> real, trained journalists

Trained to not piss on the powers that be, leak when they should and shut up their mouth when told to? Sure.... I have serious reports that all is well and your chocolate ration will be increased by A FULL 10% tomorrow... even the WaPo says so.

No wait! Let's look for "swat incidents map" ... uh .... yeah ... land of the freedom fries ...

http://www.cato.org/raidmap/

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Re: Simple solution

GENIUS!

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Mushroom

Being a civil serpent means you can mess with people

Why don't they just wave people through?

Nope. "Our fault is your loss. Deal with it."

If need be, just pay twice.

The difference between public and private sector couldn't be more stark.

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Devil

I played Portal....

...and now I cannot look down the center of a spiral staircase without the immense urge to take a plunge.

These vidyagames are the work of the devil!

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Holmes

Re: Sir

> Al Jazeera is a legitimate broadcaster

It's also far better than anything the US Crudstream Media can put out. Plus, no fatlips/blonde anchorwomen. Win.

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Devil

Bureaucrats among themselves, doing 69s...

AFAIK, the European Patent Office is not even "european", just cargo-culting to that position by prefixing the Magic Adjective.

Yes, this empire building will end in tears (except for the extraordinary league of people who make money by doing no discernible productive work), and maybe a limited nuclear exchange.

Can the World-Wide Currency be far behind?

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Trollface

Hatsune Miku is waifu!

That is all

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Devil

"our standards essential patents" ... Schnell!

As Neal Stephenson once wrote...

"Finns are like Germans. Only more so!"

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Big Brother

Unions, eh?

So who ever came up with the idea that it's "unions" who are responsible for lower working hours ... instead of, say, higher productivity through capital accumulation?

Unions are there for breaking stuff in anger and keeping wages high by keeping competing labor out on the street. And for getting certain people elected.

Sometimes they may shift investment into better working conditions, but I'm not sure that's the norm.

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Massive entropy increase

It's galactic cooling.

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Re: Disturbed

Yeah and later they talk about a "crack the size of a dog". I dunno what's on going on.

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Aptly named - "Canalys"

"Austerity measures taken by governments to address public debt are resulting in low economic growth rates, limited job creation and pressure on disposable income at a time when households are also dealing with rising living costs."

Translation: I'm a $swearadjective Keynesian $swearsubstantive who has no idea about cause-effect relationships and who thinks that money-printing is not strong enough to overcome the inflation stemming from money-printing, and that, indeed, when everyone has gotten his free helicopter money people will be wealthier.

That or this guy is just evil and hoping to get to the paper-money fountain first to transform it into nondepreciating assets.

I suspect the latter.

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Like a boot kicking a cow mooing "Intellectual Property", forever

> Ministry of Defence

> looking to satellite navigation vendors for royalties

Already paid at least twice by the taxpayer. At least.

Taxpayer will now have to pay more because the cost will just be passed on by the licensee.

(Probably will finance sweetheart arms deal with Saudi Arabia which NATO will have to bomb in the next 10 years to glowing smithereens anyway.)