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Re: Nothing to see here.

"As for legality, the ARPANS Act specifically prohibits nuclear power plants."

A huge green snake bars the way!!

It's a sad statement of our times that there never are laws prohibiting government employees from entering their buildings in the morning.

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Re: Erm, magnetic charges?

But really, no-one cares about Maxwell's equations because of course they are classical approximations of "some other thing" (there is the photon quantum field, but getting Maxwell equations out of its description takes some serious operator algebra). So Maxwell's equations do not say much about the existence or not of magnetic monopoles.

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Re: Terrestrial origin

Arthur: What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?

Tim: I... am an enchanter.

Arthur: By what name are you known?

Tim: There are some who call me... 'Tim'...?

Arthur: ...greetings, Tim the Enchanter.

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Trollface

“Reality is in your mind.”

Keynes appears and makes everyone rich by printing up some money.

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Headmaster

Re: Yay

This article is racist against gamma ray bursts and casts aspersion on people who see flaming crucifixes floating over dead saints' resting places at sunset!

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Holmes

Mises' "Human Action" in action?

It all depends on the type of data.

If you have data that converges nicely to a value when you calculate the mean, you are home free. This applies to physical experiments, which are repeatable, can be studied in isolation and where you have a model to check against.

If you have data that is all over the place and strongly depends on intelligent agents and/or random fluctuations you are looking for trouble. It gets worse if you don't even have a model or a clue what to look for. Statistics-using economists and "traders" (basically, swimming-pool attendants in charge of your money) are dead stinking fish once the party is over (that's you, Krugman) - they never knew what to look for in the first place. Same goes for politicians fantasizing about cakewalks in foreign lands and generals pouring about the latest metrics about how the war is going before they are shipped back to D.C. Your social dreckwork cannot be far behind.

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Re: Still have a mint-condition A5000 Alpha (33MHz!) in its box.

Do the capacitors still hold?

The motherboard of my old Amiga was felled when a capacitor lost its electrolyte and transformed it into something out of STALKER.

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Big Brother

A good job done in a bad cause.

I'm ambivalent on all of this.

At least it's not the Tony Blair Medal of Truth and Freedom.

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"I don't know. Fanwank something!"

"Star Wars 1313 dives into a part of the Star Wars mythos that we've always known existed, but never had a chance to visit"

I hate this kind of marketroid talk. It's not as if "Star Wars Universe" had some independent existence or (like mathematics or an actual world) had "areas to uncover/visit" because there is no requirement to be consistent in anything.

They should just admit that "We made random stuff up so we could sell you something. Enjoy!"

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Big Brother

Junkie unwell? Great Doctor Keynes orders more Heroin!

"Factory output is slowing in China. Europe is still struggling with debts in Greece, Spain, and Ireland. And now the United States is adding a lot fewer jobs than needed."

And most of these are government-sponsored. Oh woe.

Meanwhile, if you think it's over or looking up, the junkie economy is currently so junked up that its head is bound to explode like a pez dispenser any minute now:

"http://mises.org/daily/6054/The-Bernanke-Bust"

"We are looking at another economic bust but, given the size of this building monetary boom, a bust with a real possibility of surpassing anything we have seen in the recent past. Yes, even the housing boom turned bust turned Great Recession."

Great job!

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Big Brother

Sociopath in power admits to lesser wrongdoings, while continuing malfeasance.

Pope catholic, Holocaust actually happened etc.

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FAIL

Re: And they call the mafia criminals??????

> The speculation continues

Only deranged progressives care. It's called risky business.

Of course, here, it's fuelled by freshly generated money splurging out of banks, central and otherwise, so you may indirectly lose your shirt. Call your elected representative for complaints.

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Re: I'm so confused

> imagine a fireworks rocket.

Geometrically more correct is the expanding balloon with bits on it can move around and attract each other. Some will collide, some won't get the chance. Also, as the balloon is expanding more and more quickly and lightspeed is max speed, every bit will at some point in time be a lonely spec of solitude on an outrushing surface.

Penrose had some idea that if you magically get rid of the rest mass of the lonely wandering particles, a simple conformal geometrical transformation shows that a very-far-future, very-large, very-empty, very-much-nothing-happening-anymore universe actually looks like a very-small, very-dense, very-young, very-active universe. Like a russian doll. But this still needs some work.

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Re: Have you been in an accident that wasn't you fault?

Nah, just clamp it.

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Coat

Re: Why don't you get it already?

> most of the time endangering their life in black hat forums and darknets

Blackwater "Operator" Antivirus? I would buy it.

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Devil

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimivirus

"Mimivirus, short for "mimicking microbe", is so called to reflect its large size. Mimivirus possesses many characteristics which place it at the boundary of living and non-living."

Similarly, Flame possesses many characteristics which place it into the genus of bloatware, media players and nagware.

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Trollface

"the photons have to be indistinguishable so as to maximize their interaction"

I would says the photons [two quantae in the photon field, really] have to be indistinguishable so as to be able to interfere.

If they are distinguishable, you are back in the classical case. This quantum can be labeled #1, and this one #2. The cat is either dead. Or not.

In a vague sense, the universe's datastructure indexes stuff by the system's state, then history. If particles have the same state and exchanging their history does not allow you to distinguish them, they go into the same bin. This applies even to complex systems such as alpha particles.

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Re: @EC: Real but greatly overlayed

> nonsense

Your refutation is duly noted.

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Alien

Yep, that thing sure is something for the SCP foundation.

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Holmes

Really?

Do we really need a "copyright violation is theft and straving artists" angle on this kind of stark incompetence by the BBC which seems to be designed to push for another "NATO humanitarian intervention by DU distribution" in a country no-one knows anything about?

I don't think so.

"Thanks to technology lowering the costs of production and distribution, we are all creators now, and we need our rights protecting against their unauthorised, unpaid use by media giants - who want to use our work for no cost and at no risk."

I detest the concept of "creator" and the idea that one should have pennies shoved into one's bank account for every crap one comes up with. Because of "rights". Sod that.

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Trollface

Re: You know..

Why can't I link to images with the 101st keyboarder "operator" section proudly showing off their additional chromosomes.

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Big Brother

"sexual harassment and rape" ... "the UK Supreme Court rule"

Ah yes. Smear, entrap, then find some gimp to act on it.

Well, President Obomba has not yet personally (but oh so very morally and with the gravitas required of decisions pertaining to state terror) okayed a Death Note on Julian yet, so we should be grateful.

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Re: Eroding Copyright?

How about 0 years?

Or do we really live in a society where people won't buy stuff off the guy who made it? I don't think so.

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Holmes

Re: Of course!

It's the old trick of controlling the discussion, then leading it to where you want.

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Flame

I just managed to install F16, WTF!!

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Pint

Netherlands off the Fail Train?

Finally some *good* news today.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Years to dissect?

That sounds like something hanging around on Amigas. You sure that's the right target?

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Holmes

Re: I don't think that this is a world first.

The late Saddam had a network-rooting HP printer. Or so I hear.

I'm sure the MSM circuit and popular press (not to mention all the behind-screen self-styled national security tacticool operators) will go into overdrive, with Richard Clarke pumping out "chilling", "eminently believable" and "eye-opening" prose. Oh well.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Not overplayed

There's stuff called Requirements Engineering and Independent Verification and Validation. "Hey can you account for this stuff here on the die? Whaddya mean, 'no'?"

Can you just drop in a whole submodule into a floorplan given to you by the customer w/o anyone noticing? Hard to believe.

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IT Angle

The Terminal Beach

We read (with suitable correction to unit naming ... FFS EL REG!!)

"µSievert/h suggests that the detector is a dosimeter measuring radiation dose from all sources as opposed to an actual Caesium-137 detector which would be expected to read in Becquerel."

Why? A debimeter might be expected to read in Becquerel (decay events / second... basically Hertz) but that unit is not going to help you know about Cs-137 around you. It would also be meaningless to the civilian. Sievert, with a suitably (magically?) calibrated detector to be able to somewhat meaningfully extrapolate to the effects of the hunk of meat holding said detector, are at least somewhat usable (still a difference whether the Cs is on your skin or in your gut though.)

And how do you determine the distribution of Cs-137 or any other radioactive material in trace amounts anyway? Do you look for beta decay at precise energies? I suppose not. I suppose one grabs dirt, chemically binds any Cs, then measures the activity of the extract, preferably over a few minutes to get good numbers.

Now, can we know more about how the chip magic in this phonedosimeter works? Does it use a camera to look for luminescence? Does it look for bit pattern errors in vulnerable memory cells? What? My dosimeter still has a tube and it's not cheap even though it's clearly a mass-produced piece of plastic-encased use-once electronics, with integrated irreplaceable battery.

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Joke

zlib and SQLlite, huh?

They didn't use any software under the GNU license, so no obligation to share code. Well done.

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Big Brother

Re: FOI request

You will never know. The black budget is currently at USD 50 billion YEARLY. You can put a few excellent developers into the small interstices, then buy them a nice, large house on the coast so that they STFU.

Then one day, an old bartender starts talking to you about this programming project...

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Re: type one HOG

CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN?!!

Tony Blair comes back??

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Big Brother

What no Zeon?

Damn. I was hoping for a real Space Nazi Flag. Oh well, guess the olde german red-white-black design of the Principality of Zeon might be too obviously evil. Baby blue, that's what it should be.

As for Syria. Hmmm, they may have trouble with Qaeda types (good) but are not on the side of Israel (bad). They are not _Our_ Bad Guys (bad). They are also Shia in there (bad) allied with Iran (double plus bad). They also torture children (bad).

They can be bombed to smithereens by the North Atlantic Jerkoff Club (good) but Russia is their ally because of that Mediterranean port (BLOCKER ALERT)!

On the other hand, we have Bahrain ... quick, look over there, someone is exploiting Miss Lohan again!

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Re: Are Americans that much more energetic than Brits?

> 1 (one) step would generate 120Ws

Only if everyone is jerking off in resonance with the floor infrastructure!

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Mushroom

In the "western world" it's called "campaign contributions"

Pfff... bribery is a totally normal business practice down south or in sandy lands and is attacked only if people of the progressive persuasion are feeling the strong Sunday-morning urge to fix reality by inventing scandals and the laws that go with them, preferably applied world-wide.

As for Siemens, I thought they sold everything off except the fridge-making business?

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FAIL

Re: How this should *really* have been done

Kick out the people and Euro Parliamentarian Fogies and hand the the saved tax feeder sustenance back to the civvies.

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Re: Odd that they didn't choose another OS

Eve tried it once and it resulted in a sh*tstorm for everyone.

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Pint

Re: No means no

Quite so.

It's all like there is a new barber in town.

What happened to the old BerkeleyDB btw?

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Windows

Re: Insert pithy witticism here

"It also says that constraints clauses are parsed but ignored."

LOLNO. MySQL sometimes behaves like a pregnant camel with gout but not here.

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Devil

And a voice rose in the desert, claiming "Developers, Developers, Developers"

Who is in charge over there? I think father Enoch Root needs to kick in some doors!

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Facepalm

They also confused "embarrassing the military" with "annoying singles"

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Alien

It begins!

Sunshine? They would say that!

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Holmes

Yes ... and no

"Knowledge of things happening in advance" is not the correct metaphor to apply. You just need a judicious extension of probability theory:

http://www.mth.kcl.ac.uk/~streater/lostcauses.html#I

http://www.mth.kcl.ac.uk/~streater/probably.html

I won't add a boffin icon because I'm unfortunately not too well in the saddle in all this. Hopefully I will be at some future time... (as if!)

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Holmes

Re: I *think* I understand how this works ...

Don't be fazed, it's just a scalar product with fancy greek letters. All is linear algebra ... which is a hint that something may be missing, natch.

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Re: Ok, perhaps I am being dumb...

It has "The One" written on it.

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Headmaster

Nein, Nein, Nein!!

1) We have a typo, commander! It's "Einstein", not "Einsten".

2) "to transmit information instantaneously"

Not so. Information is always transmitted at "c" in the best of cases. Correlation in the measurement of a shared state does, however, not need information transmission. Consider a black card and a red card. If Alice and Bob each have one, and Alice checks the color of her card, how much time did it take for Bob's card to take on the other color? Exactly. If quantum, the colors are not even fixed before at least one side is measured (which makes things interesting as either Alice or Bob can measure first depending on the reference frame) but you get the idea.

Still, this is good engineering stuff.

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Big Brother

People living off the IP fantasm organize an IP exhibition - Shocker.

I wonder whether The Wrong Trousers were patented before Wallace "invented" them? Did he check with the patent office? That's going to be expensive♫

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Meh

Errr....

Don't you always leave the salt in plain text in the files?

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I it doesn't work, just ask for more money.

"Now if you're a private business, then the worse that happens is that you lose some of your revenue that day. But if you are offering services to UK citizens and you are introducing something which denies them access because it does not work properly, there are all sorts of issues for government, local authorities or even NHS websites, that a retailer would not face."

The wholesome aire in the velvet-clad king's seat upon the civil servant mountain must be rarefied indeed, sire!! God bless!