* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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Better late than never: Monster 15-core Xeon chips let loose by Intel

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Re: Wither 'Lockstep'

The City doesn't like undetected errors and corruption.

NOBODY likes competition.

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The Yellen Chip.

Listen man, the whole economy is so swamped in easy cash that it's totally unreal.

Better get in the bids while it's still relevant.

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Doomed Cassiopeia star was sloshed just before deadly supernova blast

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"Line noise, Mandrake. Internet line noise!"

"When Cas A went supernova, the internal temperature of the star rocketed as it began to collapse, while contained in the cooler outer shell of the reaction. As the compressed neutrinos were formed in the heart of the celestial body they heated the surrounding matter"

Hold on, I think a few things are wrong here.

0) "while contained in the cooler outer shell of the reaction" sounds like english at a first glance, but on second sight turns out to be a nasty pan-galactic dialect most often associated with never-do-wells and chestbusters from Zeta Reticuli. Beware!

1) Neutrinos aren't compressible.

2) They do not tend to heat surrounding matter either.

Anyway, anyone remember Cassiopeia from "Battlestar Galactica", the original series? She was some hot bitch. Rewatching this series makes me realize that she's actually a clueless kid. What's wrong with ME? Oh my god.

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See me after class: Apple scores AAA rating from brand-botherer

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"Banco di Mesa Verde"

According to Brand Finance's Global 500 list, Apple's brand value in 2014 is $104bn, up 20 per cent from $87bn in 2013. Samsung, meanwhile, was judged to be worth $79bn, up from just $20bn last year.

But what is a brand value? Does the above mean that if I wanted to buy "Apple" off Apple, USD 79'000'000'000 would be regarded as a "fair price"?

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Some first-wave big data projects 'written down' says Deloitte

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Re: The reasons why Big Data projects fail isn't a fault of 'Big Data'

I still think that "Big Data" is a thing for large scientific projects with appropriate funding and the appropriate time & brainpower levels.

Nothing for consultancy firms, pointy-haired ones sniffing out the "next big one" and fly-by-nights looking for a big/quick buck.

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Intel's new Xeon: Easy to switch between dual memory modes? Uh, no

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So performance mode is unreliable somehow...

So what happens? Random bit errors (hopefully caught by ECC memory, though the designer may have thrown it out for performance in the first place)? Random bus initializations? Random threads dying because of "bus errors"?

And where are the reliability numbers?

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HP 'KNEW' about Autonomy's hardware sales BEFORE the whistle blew: report

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Re: Caveat emptor

http://www.oracle.com/us/corporate/features/please-buy-autonomy-503330.html

Link has disappeared.

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Re: HP knew...

Colour me unsurprised...

Out of the following colors: CYAN, MAGENTA.

Please call support for another cartridge.

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SPACE VID: Watch JUMBO ASTEROID 2000 EM26 buzzing Earth

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Re: Today? Today where?

Thank you.

No!!

That Brutish Empire thing with all its gay trappings was dead around the time Keynes wrote "The Economic Consequences of the Peace".

It just took until Maggie to actually make everyone aware that the empire had been resting for some time and was now pining for the fjords with all the smells that go with this. Understandably, she was blamed for it.

Get over it! Adopt metric units now!! [Revolutionary Music swells]

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Google's paid link settlement plan will lead to fresh wave of abuses, claims Euro rival

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Care-o-meter: LOW <-[]----------------> HIGH

"But the move has stirred up criticism among high-ranking EC officials, who question the planned soft treatment of a multinational that commands up to 90 per cent of the search market in Europe."

This is a problem how and why does it need to be "solved"?

The solution would be for some Euroweasel to come up with a good competitor. NOPE! CAN'T DO! That would be real work!

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Samsung flings sueball at Dyson for 'intolerable' IP copycat claim

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"The Germans may have tried to conquer Europe and murder my ancestors, but god damn, do they ever make awesome hardware."

Listen mate. British Empire could have stayed out of Belgium back in '14 and continued to exploit India and China for fun and profit, while Wilhelm would have bled out against the French and Russia or managed to build a railway from Paris to St. Petersburg, innit? Messed it all up, did ya?

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Re: Doh @underpants

> It also exists so that industry can be brought forward at a faster pace

It clearly does the opposite.

Cartels advancing things! Next: flying pigs.

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"The patent system offers us some protection but not enough"

Translation: WE OWN EVERYTHING AND ARE ENTITLED TO IT.

Dyson! Out!

Make a lovechild with the revolutionary/innovative Apple. Then patent it.

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Google, Apple pop a cap in that Flappy Birds crapp app flapp

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In soviet AppStore....

... your App will be righteously REJECTED by the selected guardians of UTTER ORIGINALITY and GLORIOUS INNOVATION sitting in deep ZEN MEDITATION in the HIGH CASTLE of the FRUITY DO-NAUGHT!

But isssuing "Flappy Jobs at Flapple" will cause a free visit by a LEGAL GOON SQUAD.

Flap on, peasant, and be grateful! (Jobs 25:17)

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London calling: Date set for launch of capital's very own domain name

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Re: Utter guff

Gutter stuff!

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China shutters Windows ‘rival’ Red Flag Linux

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Re: Seriously

> haul ass

What does the democratic party have to day with it?

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@h4rm0ny

Clearly you are looking for downvotes.

Well reasoned, pretty obvious argumentation vs. drooling hordes of nihilistic windrones. You know what will happen.

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HP claims ProLiant server audits to stop 'competitive misuse'

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"Auditing customers", eh?

I wonder who they think they are? TSA goons out for a good fondle? Himmler's Quality Assurance squad? Mao's "rejuvenated revolutionary thinking" inspectors?

Frankly the mind boggles.

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Imprisoned Norwegian mass murderer says PlayStation 2 is 'KILLING HIM'

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Totally sadistic

"Your XBox One, sir, as requested"

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Apple Mac Pro: It's a death star, not a nappy bin, OK?

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Try getting that past TSA officers.

They will probably identify it as a porta-nuke.

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People are respectfully requested to Google Plinkett's review of JJ's Star Trek reboot.

It's better than watching the movie.

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Re: Final Destiny

Not at all. Darth was just the emperor's "dirty jobs" man, sent out to choke the military aristocrats into line, kick some ass on orbital construction sites, supervise planetary bombardment and maybe torture a princess in the dungeon.

He was never at the source of major decisions.

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The would be Artoo Darthtoo, then.

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I want SDN and I want it now!

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Re: SysAdmin daily cycle

Then an SMS arrives that tells you that a sweetheart deal made by bossman caused delivery a 1 m³ box of shrinkwrapped software nobody knows what it does that you have to install "now".

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Plan 9 moves out from Lucent licence space

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Reminder that the Limbo language for Inferno has now morphed into Google's Go (or Golang).

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Linux: it's like Thai Ginger!

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Re: Synchronicity

There were news about strikes in France, though.

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No, pesky lawyers, particle colliders WON'T destroy the Earth

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Where is Mah Orlo?

The whole AGN-NYET discussion, stranged up a bit, I see.

Just proof that people with no real jobs tend to specialize in the domain which they have no fucking clue about.

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Japanese fanboi first in queue for, er, iPhone 6

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Next: A iPhone to alleviate White Guilt. It should sell.

It's like a Presidential Election where quite a few "people" are spazzing out as the next Big Honcho is acceding to the Throne of Pretense whereby He is supposed to Make Everything Better, then makes is consistently worse.

In other words, no.

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Re: I'll have a go at translation

Chocolate willy - melts in the mouth, not in the hand!

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You’re NOT fired: The story of Amstrad’s amazing CPC 464

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Re: I wrote Maxidos & Procopy

> I was 15 and up until 3am nearly every night for months on end.

My parents would have kicked me down the kerb for not doing my allotted homework and practicing unethical workhours.

I was destined for a staid state employee career, with social benefits, high salary, unfireability and with guaranteed pension scheme, all paid for by unnamed proletarian masses.

Sadly, their design to make me accede to the New Aristocracy went astray...

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Re: er..that was me

As someone who has always been hopeless at arithmetic, I found on a computer numbers made much more sense & I finally got to grips with algebra ... the thing I was most proud of was writing a program that displayed a 3D globe (just line drawing) that I could rotate & change the perspective of.

High five, good sir!

That was when I finally discovered what that "matrix arithmetic" our high school prof was dishing out was actually good for (up to that moment I just seemed like a pretext to make one write down overly large parentheses). The 2nd edition (pink colored) ""Principles of Interactive Computer Graphics" by Newman/Sproull was of invaluable help in this.

Did this on a Z80-equipped Sony Hit Bit though. It was SLOW.

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Re: Launch

"The Host of Countdown", eh?

Either a hacker handle or a song by Europe.

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Comcast Corp to merge with Time Warner Cable in MONSTER $45bn deal

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Some people regret the lost jobs of horse carriage maintenance.

"And just like the AT&T - T-Mobile deal, this will results in thousands of people losing their jobs."

This being a problem how?

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IBM job cuts: Big Blue starts 'slaughter' of Indian and European workforce

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Re: Yet the pitiful...

Right, you keep telling yourself that. Maybe you wanna ask the Yanks?

Either the guys being fired are shit, or they will find other gainful employment. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

People who assume there is some magic entitlement to "lifelong job protection" are just fscking confused about the whole thing works. They generally are also union members and believers in the nanny state.

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Re: "slaughter house"

Dear doublethink AC: avoiding taxes is GOOD for the workforce and the employees. It is BAD for the state, taxfeeders and their associated fat cats. And who cars about those?

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Dell staffers head for exit armed with redundo cheques

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Voluntary outgetters?

Unions must be furious!

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It's a scientific FACT: Online comment trolls are SADISTS

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LOL I TROLL U

"What does this make me when I start trolling the trolls"

A poseur who is bad at lying.

Did I mention Hitler, btw?

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John McAfee declares war on Android

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Androids aren't running Java.

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Boffin talks WATER on MARS: Granted, no 'smoking gun', but all clues flow there...

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Re: I'm launching a new brand of cigarettes called Gun

But then you will have to launch the "Smoking Mushroom" for the State Department.

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Netflix speed index shows further decline in Verizon quality

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Re: Overly aggressive throttling?

The difference between a piece of food and the cabling infrastructure is that one is a capital good (needs some time to get bigger) while the other is not (you can have another piece of it at will)

Network ain't gonna resize itself just when you pay.

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IBM x86 sale will disrupt customers and the channel, shrieks Fujitsu

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Hear, hear.

Has anyone seen the Fujitsu-Siemens server series lately?

Not bad kit per se (except the entry-level with the Promise RAID ... kill it with fire!), but a bit pricey (don't even mention the maintenance contracts) and as usual for this class of machines, the BIOS was a permaclusterfuck of inconsistent shite unfit for any sort of purpose, which was "ameliorated" in an Al Capone way by the stripped-down Windows-based management interfaces on CD that introduced even more inconsistency.

What happened to it?

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NYPD dons Google tech specs: Part man. Part machine. All Glasshole

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Re: I really think someone has watched too many Science Fiction movies..

You know that the "wrong" kind of journalism today is seen as high treason against the state in western "duhmocracies"?

WE ARE THERE.

Adding the sinistro-tech is just bling.

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Re: "disrupt the evidence recording tech"

Inkjet ordinance?`That kind of device would bankrupt the biggest state actors, even those that have a "central bank" to print up the missing money.

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Robo-steckler: Nothing can go wrong!

But .... what if the glass identifies the cop himself as the criminal (that is, before he has had the time to clear the perp database)?

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SkyMapper turns up oldest star ever found

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"Only Dr. Hans Zarkov, formerly of NASA, provided an explanation"

But tell us, professor. Do you have any idea how to DEFEND against them?

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Rampaging Google now second most valuable company ON EARTH

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Re: "in connection with Borgle"

And with anti-communism.

Microsoft: More anticommunistic than the WACL financing south-american dictators hanging random campesinos for fun & giggles.

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Re: Beware of what you wish for...

> crying into your pillow isn't going to help

On the other hand, the pillow will recommend products that will help you get to sleep, in a soft voice...

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California takes a shot at mobile 'killswitch' mandate

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Re: Get a candybar phone

> It does not have a Facebook button.

Mother of God!

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