The voice form the bathtub
"This happened before ... and it will happen again"
14155 posts • joined 3 Jun 2008
"This happened before ... and it will happen again"
I also want to set limits on what and how much an AWS key can be used for.
1) Use a specific credit card
2) Amazon tells you often to use three-factor auth for the root account
3) Use separate IAM users with specific permissions for specific tasks (this takes some getting into and also queries on stackoverflow, but the interface is really nicely done)
Dude, you are getting some advice:
1) Credentials always in config files in a separate project not under version control. Config file reading is easy and can be done in 5 lines or less. Use XML, atttribute = value, whatever.
2) When needed, slurp the credential files
Software not as an App? HERESY!
Or one could go all Sarah Connor on them. But that would be cheating.
(What's that? Obama debarked from AF-1 on hearing "whistleblower-hunting"? Shurely not?)
Never.... never. The ride goes on.
> shadow IT system
I don't think this term means what you think it means.
MS also has PowerShell which is quantum leap in OS management comparing to bash.
Damning MS with faint praise?
Let's just say "It's about fucking time, Microcripples!"
Practically anything is a "quantum leap in OS management" compared to bash in 2015.
More to the point, what will THEY do?
"Being super rich" does not mean all that much except that you can amuse yourself with starting interesting industrial projects if you are so enclined. It definitely does NOT mean being able to block economic activity of the downtrodden proletarians, at least not in a society based on a free market.
Yes, Marx' horror vision could only come about in Marxism or other forms of oligarchic control. Weird, ain't it?
It's like voting for George Bush the younger, you see....
Damn furries. Besides posting their appalling furry porn on perfectly good NSFW imageboards.
Go to your Apple's Walled Gargen and STAY THERE.
In that case Virus Total is "all 53 antivirus scanners", really.
The doctor recommends one coffee and transcendental meditation before posting.
I have to say this sounds rather cool.
More things to study. Sigh.
Can I also modify my debit card please to have unlimited access to bank money, please ?
This only works if you personally know Mario Draghi.
Regular, non-tethered 4G LTE is unlimited. The ability to use your phone as a hotspot is an add-on they give you for free.
Can I get an explanation for why these two things are actually separate to the point where one demands metering and the other not? Except for, you know, "marketing segmentation we want to impose" kind of reasons?
"This week, I am taking aim at a select group of individuals who have actually been stealing data from T-Mobile," said Legere.
This "stealing" word is like the "terrorism" word nowadays: If you hear it, it's likely some arsehole with an agenda has taken the mic and we are not actually talking about stealing or terrorism.
Against an F-16 actually.
F-35s and A10s to compare their effectiveness in close air support
> Close Air Support
... by an underpowered, barely carrying so-so fighter plane that needs to pack away the ordinance for illusory stealth capabilities and can't loiter?
The more layers they have to go through, the less likely they'll figure out what that value is.
You must be the kind of person who keeps your dog on three leashes, one of them electronic.
Once your sergeant( carrying lots of paper, matches and suspiciously many books by Jane Austin as well as a OTP) has applied all the useless layers he will be holed, have "volunteered" to help the SS with their enquiries or the value of your message will be zero.
But then you wouldn't need to encrypt it? (Carrying TWO codebooks around is a bit nightmarish)
Actually it's Texas, so it used to be part of the King of Spain's dominion...
Definitely not "the colonies".
“A tech drove three hours to get the spot where the outage was occurring"
The bonus question is, was he a Sun Person?
So it practically lies on the current trajectory.
How much delta-V do you need?
That's because one system is chaotic and the other is pretty much not, it's a system in spindown mode dumping energy into its surroundings with rather simple statistics.
The Grand Unification of Boffinry and Bozonosity is called Buffoonification, and it has has its own heavy gauge boson: The Commentardon, with spin "whatever". Rumors that Susie and Sheryl will cause the Commentardino to appear have so far not been met with experimental success, probably because his mass is a multiple of the Mall Scooter.
The DUHLY MAIL is a bit confused about QM.
They are using both the metaphor of a "particle having a certain position and thus being able to be labeled as having passed a certain point" and a "particle being a complex-valued probability density function (aka 'wave' to the charver public though this has nothing to do with a wave front, right and center). You can't have it both ways.
That the 'wave' changes depending on whether you drop a grating into its environment before you extract the position information from said wave is exactly as it should be according to even naive QM.
For the macroscopic object, you exponentially quickly collapse to the fat-arsed behaviour of massive daily objects: HERE and NOW become very important indeed.
Just make sure you are not in the axis of ejecta of this devil's engine of entropy maximization, and all will be fine.
It's worse. Depending on how you are moving relative to Markarian 231 (not to be confused with Spandex 12), the merger may have occurred at any time selectable of your past. It depends on m/s values, too.
Can't be arsed to do the special relative calculations, anyone with no girlfriend tonight might be so kind...
all people are Time Travellers
No. All people are Time Spaghetti. That's not the same at all.
Artist's view of a binary black hole.
Mr Artist, please. This doesn't look like a binary black hole at all.
semimajor axis of ~590 AU and an orbital period of ~1.2 years
That's around 14600 km/s on a circular orbit. Nice!
I find it fascinating (and hilarious)
Which is just another way of saying "it rustles my jimmies though I'm not fully sure why" or "somebody is wrong on my Internet".
Mr. Marsden, I do think this omelette fell out of your cranium?
Next up: Dry Water, Unblue Sky, Leftists for Freedom and Free Money.
They're not only not done, their hardware is incapable of accomplishing the complete job.
It's like someone is talking about the human brain here.
The Google Car Driving Dilemma?
I would have gotten out and knocked the wanker off his bike. Then run over his bicycle. Five times.
Dammit Vlad, stop driving in Mother Russia Suburbia, da?
I don't agree at all about the "nothing unsafe".
By not showing these ads, the programmers lose out on vital revenue.
I have witnessed the rise of the vital revenue on the net. I will be glad when it's dead and done.
"hypocracy" is something else though. Government by the bottom maybe?
Independent French malware researcher Kafeine (@kafeine) points out operators on underground forums who are selling stolen traffic relating to malvertising with prices ranging from US$4000 for 100,000 multi-geographic hits (known in the marketplace as 'loads') to US$70 for 1000. By country, GrandClix sold United States traffic for the highest buck with US$500 for 1000 hits, and Australia and the United Kingdom attracting US$450 for the same amount.
Hold, on, what is the "stolen traffic relating to malvertising"?
Are we talking about malware installed into surfers' browsers generating fraudulent clicks to websites of the unethical customer of this "service", thus bumping iut up in Google PageRank and similar charts? This malware being installed by maldvertised exploits? So an uncalled-for tab/popup window would appear in the victim's browser?
"He buys ads for three bucks from an ad company and then defrauds them out of $1000s from ad fraud"
How? When does the ad company pay out?
And of course there's the possibility of a hypervisor attack that can break out of a VM...
This is like worrying about Iran's quasi-nonexistent self-repudiated nuclear program that is being inspected anyway.
Not all attack paths are realistic. For more on this, see "Independence Day" (Roland Emmerich, 1996)
7 people of 8 believe in the tooth fairy.
From The Roosevelt Myth by John Flyyn:
After delivering his inaugural address, Roosevelt issued a proclamation closing all banks. The next problem was to open them. It was assumed by everybody who watched these proceedings that Roosevelt had a plan of his own which he was keeping secret. The strangest feature of this whole comedy-drama is now to come. Having closed the banks, Roosevelt had not the faintest notion how they were to be reopened. He had not the slightest plan of any kind in his mind. He had not even given the matter a thought. This, I know, is difficult to believe. Yet it is true, as we shall now see.
... Congress was called to meet on the 9th. And Will Woodin assured Roosevelt he would have legislation dealing with the banking situation in time. On Sunday, Moley and the new Attorney-General, Homer Cummings, worked on an emergency proclamation. This invoked the powers granted the President under the Trading with the Enemy Act passed in the First World War. It declared the four days from March 6 to March 9 a bank holiday, forbidding all banks to pay out either gold or currency but providing that the President might in that time permit any or all banks to carry on such transactions as they deemed proper. In preparing this document, the draft already prepared by Mills and Ballantine for President Hoover was used. It was issued on Monday, March 6. It was a clearly unconstitutional act but justified by the emergency provided Congressional confirmation could be quickly received and for this confirmation Roosevelt asked, though he had refused to tell Hoover he would do so.
Thousands of employees expecting to be paid ahead of the bank holiday weekend
Peons should learn that "bank holidays" are not about holidays but about trying to keep bank runs under control because LOL fractional reserve banking.
Are you retarded?
You are looking at once-in-a-lifetime deleveraging of accumulated speech capital here. If we close the mental gap, we might find ourselves on the same page with rather pedestrian normspeak.
The PC market is back in the doldrums
Logbook, 16:30: A large white whale was spotted by cap'tn Nadella on the horizon, but it escaped unharmed.
The wait under the leaden sun goes on.