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Holmes

Isn't that the Israelis?

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37.5 hours a week? Dream on.

The computer already knows how to add 1 to a variable. Your job is to tell it, when it should do so.

> A lot of women want

Women want a lot, besides ponies.

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A bit Marxist today, are we?

It's how it works. Your offer your time and skills and get some money in return, generally in function of your time and skills. Negotation is up to you.

Don't get the wads of cash you think you are entitled to? Not getting enough on-the-job entertainment?

Well, open your own business.

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Re: I do like the naive charm of that USSR story.

Yeah, what's this bizarre idea of cooking the brain with a radio telescope? Did he mean "too much microwaves"?

Those were the times. Today, our side offs scientists in foreign lands an nary a peep from the reconstituted sheeple.

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Pirate

Re: A covert op?

TERRORISTS SCOUTING FOR STUFF TO BLOW UP!

PERFECT COVER!

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Who is "Scripps News" and why are they giving people a hard time through IP faggotry?

They could die tomorrow for all I care.

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Lately, in another publication

http://spectrum.ieee.org/podcast/at-work/tech-careers/why-bad-jobsor-no-jobshappen-to-good-workers/

"One of the things that used to happen is that there were HR managers in recruiting who would look at those requisitions and say, “You know, do you really need that? Do you really think you’re going to be able to find somebody like that?” And there was push back. Those people have largely been eliminated through successive downsizing, so there’s nobody there to buffer those expectations. The next thing that happens is those requirements get built into recruiting software, and the recruiting software is a necessary device now, because employers have made it easy to apply for their jobs.

In the past, they wanted lots of applicants, so now they’re overwhelmed by applicants, so now every company will tell you they’re getting thousands or tens of thousands of applicants for positions. You couldn’t possibly screen them all by hand, because you can’t look at them all, so they use automated systems to do the screening. But the screening is never as good as somebody who has human judgment, and the way screening works is you build in a series of typically yes/no questions that try to get at whether somebody has the ability to do this job. And a lot of that ultimately ends up, it’s all you can ask about, is experience and credentials. So you end up with a series of yes/no questions. And you have to clear them all, and I think people building these don’t quite understand that once you have a series of these yes/no questions built in, and the probabilities are cumulative right? You have to hit them all, then you pretty easily end with no one that can fit."

So say that the odds are 50 percent that the typical applicant will give you the right answer in terms of what you’re looking for for the first question, and a 50 percent that they’ll give you the right answer to the second question. Well, then, you’re down to one in four people who will clear those two hurdles, and once you run it out to about 10 questions, it gets you down to about one in 1000 people who would clear those hurdles. And by the way, the first hurdle is usually, What wage are you looking for? And if you guess too high, out that goes, right? So then you’re at the purple squirrel point, where at the end of the day, you find that nobody fits the job requirement. So in the book I describe one anecdote some employer told me about having 25 000 applicants for an engineering job, a reasonably standard engineering job, and the recruiting process indicated none of them were qualified to do the job. How could that happen? Well it’s not that hard once you start building in these yes/no algorithms, and you run out the list, you end up with nobody who can get through.

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Fag vs. Fag

Can we have a weekly comic strip?

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Childcatcher

NUKES IN SPACE!!?!

WHY NO PROTESTS! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK GREEN MARS!!!

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Re: The sheep don't voluntarily send the message

Otherwise they would demand the iPhones to which they are entilted!

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Devil

Personal Defense Weapon, Google Sir?

May I recommend Heckler & Koch MP5 compact version. Can be kept in the glove compartment. This also very nice, Fabrique Nationale P90, has patented linear magazine, very maniable. Keeps people away. No more stone throwing.

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Re: Cosmic Teapot MakeOver...

Obligatory: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic_Pot-Healer

"The story concerns a man who thanklessly fixes pots in a totalitarian future Earth, only to be summoned by a godlike alien known as Glimmung, who has recruited him as part of a multispecies specialist team sent to "Plowman's Planet" (or Sirius Five) for a mystical quest, which is to raise the sunken cathedral of Heldscalla from a surreal alien ocean."

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Trollface

Pray tell, what is this "TV" you speaketh off, dear sir?

Wasn't it popular in the times of Queen Victoria and Lady Thatcher?

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Wag the Blog!

> used to spread propaganda messages supporting the Syrian regime.

As opposed to the continuous propaganda from "western newswires" hitlerizing the Syrian regime and fanning moral outrage at "massacres" while they omit to say that "the West" (i.e. the US and its côterie of hapless chiuahuas) is currently building up and financing radical islamists including an Al Qaeda revival party together with such beacons of democracy as Saudi-Arabia and Qatar in order to level the road to Tehran.

Better get ready for some a hors-d'oeuvre of ethnic cleansing that people won't like at all, followed by the amazing blowback flambé of radical Sunni Islam in control of an industrialized nation abbutting Turkey and Israel.

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Holmes

Re: And Next...

Theta burger? Something to do with Scientology?

Personally, I can't wait for Special Projects to take on the Bacon Explosion

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Re: Oh won't someone etc...

> What gives anyone the right to decide

I guess it's the gun control laws.

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Reminds me of this gem, which you may be able to find on the Internets for free:

"Social Impact of Information System Failures"

IEEE Computer, June 2009 (Vol 42. Issue 6, pages 58-65); Tamai, T.

"The case of Mizuho Securities versus the Tokyo Stock Exchange (TSE) is archived in the 12 December 2005 issue of the Risks Digest (http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/risks/24.12.html), and additional information can be obtained from sources such as the Times (www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article755598.ece) and the New York Times (www.nytimes.com/2005/12/13/business/worldbusiness/13glitch.html?_r=1), among others.

The incident started with the mistyping of an order to sell a share of J-Com, a start-up recruiting company, on the day its shares were first offered to the public. An employee at Mizuho Securities, intending to sell one share at 610,000 yen, mistakenly typed an order to sell 610,000 shares at 1 yen.

What happened after that was beyond imagination. The order went through and was accepted by the Tokyo Stock Exchange Order System. Mizuho noticed the blunder and tried to withdraw the order, but the cancel command failed repeatedly. Thus, it was obliged to start buying back the shares itself to cut the loss. In the end, Mizuho’s total loss amounted to 40 billion yen ($225 million). Four days later, TSE called a news conference and admitted that the cancel command issued by Mizuho failed because of a program error in the TSE system. Mizuho demanded compensation for the loss, but TSE refused. Then, Mizuho sued TSE for damages."

....We then segue into design horror....

"The part of the system that handles order cancellation appears to have low modularity. The logic in part B of the flowchart made a wrong judgment because the information telling it that the target order had induced the reverse special quote had been temporarily written on the Stock Brand DB by the order matching module and had already been cleared. This implies an accidental module coupling between the order matching and order cancelling modules. The order cancellation module appears to have insufficient cohesion as different functions are overloaded. It is not clear how the tasks of searching the target order to be canceled, determining cancellability, executing cancellation, and updating the database are this module’s responsibility."

etc. etc.

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Devil

So...

That means the program was burning money 171 TIMES FASTER THAN THE AFGHAN WAR (according to 2009 numbers)

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Re: Nah... It's the other way round.

> The "bid" price is what you’d pay the holder of the stock if you want to buy their shares.

YES

> The "ask" price is what they’ll pay to buy those same shares from you.

NO

> The bid price is what they'll bid you to buy them off you

YES

> the ask price is what they'll ask you to pay for selling them to you.

YES

> The ask is what the seller is asking, and the bid is what the buyer is bidding.

YES

> The ask is above the bid (article gets this backwards).

RATIONALLY, YES

> Buying "at market" means paying the asking price.

YES

> Selling "at market" means selling at the bid price (article gets this backwards too).

YES

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Holmes

Yeah but why should anyone care whether HFT?

Actual problems only occur when fractional reserve banking with bailouts from the central banks enter the show. Then the donkey goes wild, virgins are raped and barbarians burn down the libraries. Which is of course the situation we are in.

As politicians like votes and easy application of bandages to dead and napalmized bodies, and the left is firmly wedded to the fantasy of giving everyone free money in the name of egalitarianization, this ain't gonna be fixed. Instead, stupid ideas are emerging from stupid minds like taxing trades or forcing the number of trades per second below some arbitrary value. Sucks.

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Re: Of course...

Yup. These guys should be laughed out of town.

It just shows how much protection some companies expect from the state nowadays. The free market? We were for it before we were against it.

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Big Brother

Bring back a weaponizable Xenomorph and we will see what we can do.

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Trollface

Re: Real Criminals Use

I think there are 72 virigins?

Maybe Hindu terrorists (of which India has a share) just get 30. Shame.

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Megaphone

In the Year 2000!!!

FABULOUS FIGHTS over WHO DREW A RECTANGLE FIRST on a SHITTY PIECE OF PAPER like retarded SCHOOLBOYS!

BILLIONS upon BILLIONS OF US DOLLARS INVOLVED!

See high-powered LAWYERS ARGUE!

See FANBOIS RAGE! See JUDGES 'SPLODE! See JURYS INFLUENCED!

Starring: STEVE ("DEAD JESUS") JOBS! KOH THE BEAK! Perfidious KOREAN MANUFACTURERS rubbing HANDS! Supporting Roles: USPTO BUREAUCRACY in its renowned DUMB&DUMBER SUPPORTING ROLE!

NOW IN POINTLESS DISCUSSIONS IN MESSAGE THREADS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY!!!

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Coat

"HRSC orbit 10602"

This sounds like some bank has really been blown sky-high this time.

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Re: Batch

OH SO TRUE.

Of course, buy new hardware, the disks will have continguous serial numbers. Order a replacement for the failed one, the next one will fail while the new one you got will ALSO fail.

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Unhappy

This sounds like the O.J. trial extravaganza...

...and it's just about who thought about a rectangle first?!!??

The decadence.

I want to go back to the Clinton years and its judicial faggotry spectaculars.

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Holmes

Re: Evidence

If there is enough circumstantial evidence to that effect, then you can blow the whole thing away in round#2 as a mistrial I reckon. Koh out.

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Holmes

Like a DeLorean with quantum go-faster stripes

They are shutting it down to upgrade the hardware so that collisions can go from (I think) 7 Tev/c² in the center-of-mass to 12 TeV/c² in the center-of-mass without blowing the tunnel sky-high. This is still lower than the hoped-for 14 TeV/c² but that value is no longer considered safe (for the copper interconnects, that is). It will be back up in 2 years or so. I suspect the software will have been upgraded too, new experiments and filters suggested and the existing data hadooped something fierce.

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> Nevertheless, upping the significance of the particle find brings us a step closer to knowing that this is a new and Higgs-like elementary particle that has never been seen before. ®

HARRRRUMPH!

"Nevertheless, upping the significance of the particle find brings us a step closer to knowing that our mathematical descriptions of nature (based on Lagrangians, Gauge Symmetry, Lie Groups and yadda yadda) are unreasonably correct even though they cannot in the end be totally correct."

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Unhappy

Re: This is not particularly surprising

Somebody else needs to explain as the servers are currently down!

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No

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This is not particularly surprising

Indeed, "single quantum systems" can very well span whatever 4-vector you choose. If Alice has one end of an entangled qubit pair, and Bob another, then relative movement between Alice and Bob will be perceived as an arbitrary difference in relative moment-of-time for faraway observers, thanks to the Special Theory of Relativity.

Nature is powerful for keeping track of all possible connections between anything anywhere anytime down to near-infinite detail at every point in spacetime (is that still the cardinality of R?) but tries to avoid fixing herself on any actual value or as long as it can be avoided (as things get larger, it cannot be avoided).

Informatics people, are used to the cardinality of N, try to fix things immediately (if need be by asking the user) and want throw away any detail as fast as possible. This is practically the reverse.

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Oh, I segues into a copyright discussion... oh noes!

That was a creative mash-up born in hell.

It's like one of those articles where some prof tries to demonstrate that consciousness actually, objectively exists and cannot be explained by science or imitated by application of engineering. He then sets up a strawman ("experiments with brain damaged patients SHOW that qualia are not generated in the BRAIN!") which is then meticulously destroyed.

Here the need is expressed to show that creativity actually, objectively exists, has nothing to do with plagiarism or imitation and needs the guns and badges of the state for some monopoly action on its products. Then a strawman is set up (some dude from the NYT, who he?) which is then messily destroyed.

Many questions remain!

Am I being creative if I remove the milk bottle from the fridge in a special way while fighting off my cat? Is it creative to think about the neurological basis of creativity? Is finding a creative algorithm that creates for me actually being creative or is it being meta-creative? Do I get a meta-copyright?

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Coat

"the rod of my [God's] anger, in whose hand is the club of my wrath".

Must. Stop. Watching. Porn.

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Re: This one is way too easy

Then we should throw printed lower receivers at the fracking taxfeeders until they die!

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Re: @ Destroyed Monster ...What the company is missing ...

> You haven't written any Ruby and I'm pretty sure you're not very good at C either.

Does a LISP interpreter in C written 20 years ago qualify?

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Holmes

Re: @Destroy All Monsters (was: What the company is missing ...)

> Then why, exactly, are you commenting?

Because clueless people must be called out.

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Re: What the company is missing ...

"never seen anything written in Ruby that couldn't have been better coded in C"

Never wrote in Ruby. But, either you don't know much about programming languages or the things you see are half-pagers that you get as exercise at uni. Even then, programming these in C would be painful and wasteful. Might even result in a Ruby interpreter.

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WTF?

Why is management read El Reg?

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Devil

Re: "...meaning they will not suffer any financial loss as a result."

> 2012

> Not considering that ANYTHING with America in its name is international in nature

Bonus points if it has "Freedom" in its name.

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Mushroom

Little Bobby Tables and his sister, Little Pinny Chipcard!!

The mind boggles, indeed.

Some sort of injection attack? Does the terminal create SQL queries based on unsanitized strings sucked off the card's chip? Does it look for a .jar or a .dll file and thinks it would be a good idea to call up the main entry point with max privileges (considering the error messages one sometimes sees, the Windows Administrative User)??

Is this some kind of backdoor for State Security, The Terminal Maintenance Team and/or crooked Developers?

I suppose this must be terminals of the "bold" nature. ANYTHING might happen. You could be maimed by an exploding keyboard. What's been the status on their voting machines lately, btw?

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Pint

How about some nice ladies finally finding interest in all the work?

"Oh Mr. sysadmin, that's a LOOOONG Perl script you got there... "

Ah nah, I will again be accused of gender-biased favoritism.

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Devil

Really, it says there "up to 20x faster queries". The people in charge of the moneybog DO KNOW that this MEANS "we ultimately managed to find a query, that, if optimized in a very special way (compiler options include at least the options -abcdefgh), performed 15 times faster than a similar query on a nonoptimized software-hardware combination of the competitor which had about half the CPUs and half the RAM of our machine and which ran generic softwar"

Right?

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Re: What about the Crown Court judge?

What kind of control freak downvotes this kind of comment? Gas!

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Alien

These Terrans think their scale is high end!

laughing_reticulans.jpg

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Trollface

So they cut some corners? There is patent for that!

Additionally:

"Each A5 processor has a unique identifier that is fused into the chip which cannot be changed and this is used to authenticate the device with software."

So when Intel does it, hell breaks loose, but with Apple it's all right? Very well, then.

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Holmes

Don't remind me!!

I still have to read the REAMDE, it's on the TODO stack occupying most of my in-house BossDesk.

> slowing pace of technological advancement, had contributed to the science fiction genre shifting from the optimism of Clarke and Asimov to a darker, more dystopian bent

It might also have to do with the depressing conveyor belt of retards, psychos, political entrepreneurs, showmen and socialist economists runining the economy as well as foreign lands and transforming people into sizzling steaks to remain in power or in the spotlight a few months more.

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Joke

Bates Motel computer repair, M'dam!

Please don't let us interrupt your shower!

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I commend the PRC CONTROL PARTY

...for not once using the word "terrorism" when telling its customers what to do.