Re: Strange analysis
At least there would be no 'stab in the back' legends being invented.
S'truth. It was actually aliens. Aliens allied to the Justified Ancients of Zeon.
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I have often drunk piss on courses
You need to read up on how patents work.
Like proving that there is no bug in your code that will send PASSENGER PLUNGING TO THEIR DEATH, SCREAMING, there is no way to prove that no patents have been violated ("violating patents", a nice form of unspeak come to think of it...)
the only way to run them if it's proven that Android violates Apple patents!
Samsung won't care about Yankees claiming ownership of idea space.
It is only going to hell if a COFFINBOFFIN utters the above statement, darkly.
But this IS the "Something for the Weekend" column.
The Daily Mail has Moms in Rage, we have Dabbs'
"to make a decent commercial model of it!"
Clouder: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Customer: What happened?
Clouder: Uh, we had a slight SOAP malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Customer: We're sending a lawyer up.
Clouder: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a data leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Customer: Who is this? What's your SLA?
[Clouder slams down the VoIP phone]
Clouder: Boring conversation anyway. PFY!!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
Show me the ROIs which are currently being rendered "irrelevant" by deformed markets and Keynesians policies of the worst sort.
Show me that all of this won't come thumbling down with a fat case of Cloud Gout when:
0) China implodes as its housing bubble bursts, taking "cheap asian manufacturers" iith it.
1) The US implodes in an accelerated and decidely deeper version of 2007 with no way to kick the can further down the road via TARPery, Bailouts, Bailins or Quantitative Belching.
2) Large numbers of feelers into "new technologies" are being pulled back as cash flows driven by cheap money wither. Crazy-horse companies collapse while those with ways to still pay the bills retrench to stable platforms and actually try to finish and stabilize projects for once.
3) The cloud turns out to have dotcom levels of overcapacity and hype as customers pull out or die off, leaving large fixed assets that are rapidly deprecating against balance sheets that are already redlined.
IPsec: It can’t have got that bad by accident
IPsec was a great disappointment to us [...] virtually nobody is satisfied with the process or the result [...] the documentation is very hard to understand [...] the ISAKMP specifications [the NSA’s main overt contribution to IPsec] contain numerous errors, essential explanations are missing, and the document contradicts itself in various places [...] none of the IPsec documentation provides any rationale for any of the choices that were made [...] the reviewer is left to guess [...]
“A Cryptographic Evaluation of IPsec”, Niels Ferguson and Bruce Schneier, from the first 5 pages of 28
"FIPS 140 doesn’t allow you to fix things. We did specifically ask if we had any discretion at all in the choice of points and were told that we were required to use the compromised points [...] if you want to be FIPS 140-2 compliant you MUST use the compromised points"
But wouldn’t the FIPS validation have caught the fact that the OpenSSL implementation didn’t work? Not only the original validation but many subsequent validations have successfully passed the algorithm tests ... several hundred times now. That’s a lot of fail [...] the FIPS 140-2 validation testing isn’t very useful for catching real-world problems
“Flaw in Dual EC DRBG (no, not that one)”, Steve Marquess
"It’s probably at least some sort of sign of the end times when your conference badge has a rootkit"
gravity wave generation
That kind of gravity wave sure is gonna put cellulitis on your arse!
HAH! Captain Harlock got his Arkadia built even with Earth parliament in complete hedonistic dissolution in the face of the threat of alien invasion, and mainly bent of capturing and publicly executing him.
Pirate-flagged Libertarianism FTW!
I'm sure that cloud of gaseous neutronium is more harmful than diesel engine exhaust fumes or asbestos.
Those little logic bombs work, do they?
IBM researcher Jeannette M. Garcia forget to add one ingredient during some lab work. That happy error led the compound she was working on to become hard.
if something ain't broke - don't fix it !
Frankly, this is a bit 60's. Today you CAN fix it - if you have the automated test cases ready to run at the drop of a hat.
Monopolists who will press their monopoly advantage and good congressional connections on one side, socialistic "the same price for everyone and everyone gets the same shit" rainbow-colored hippies who think technology grows in bionic garden sheds and is a "human right" on the other.
Fschk that, give me multi-speed internet, but let competition reign!
But the cause has been identified!
Our IP lawyers will be in touch....
Apparently the regulatory capture forcing us all to buy their stupid "low energy" "lightbulbs" (powered by dark energy judging from the emitted light) BY LAW isn't sufficent?
What kind of Tory downvotes an eminently reasonable statement?
...why has core #7777 gone AWOL.
"I will not be briefed, debriefed, filed, index, virtualized, allocated or throttled! I am a free core!!"
Internet Explorer, Maginot Edition?
That will panic the Yellen and may risk causing the printers to be spun up to yet higher rates.
I still have around 1000 USD left under the mattress, please ....
Of course not. But it hadn't yet escalated into a tit-for-tat butthurt contest.
ELECTED BUSH. FOUR TIMES. BUT IN VARYING COLORS.
MUH NET NEIEUTRALITY!!! MUH DEHERREMMM.
Go to Europe and see that not.
OTOH, if they charge for usage, these problems may be alleviated.
With cable, there simply *are* problems.
The Competitive Enterprise Institute (CEI) has just released its annual report on the growth of the regulatory State in the US, entitled ’10,000 Commandments’ (the full report can be downloaded here, pdf). If only it were just ’10,000 commandments’! In reality, there are far, far more, and they are growing like weeds year-in, year-out.
A few statistical highlights from 2013:
...Combined with $3.454 trillion in federal spending, Washington’s share of the economy now reaches 31 percent.
...Costs for Americans to comply with federal regulations reached $1.863 trillion in 2013. That is more than the GDPs of Canada or Australia.
...This is the 21st edition of Ten Thousand Commandments. In that time, 87,282 final rules have been issued. That’s more than 3,500 per year or about nine per day.
...The “Unconstitutionality Index” is the ratio of regulations issued by agencies compared to legislation passed by Congress and signed into law by the president. The ratio stood at 51 for 2013. That means there were 72 new laws and 3,659 new rules – 51 rules for every law, or a new rule every 2 ½ hours.
...Regulatory costs amount to an average of $14,974 per household – 23 percent of the average household income of $65,596 and 29 percent of the expenditure budget of $51,442. This exceeds every item in the household budget except housing – more than health care, food, transportation, entertainment, apparel, services, and savings. Some 63 departments, agencies and commissions have regulations in the pipeline.
...The 2013 Federal Register contains 79,311 pages, the fourth highest ever. The top two all-time totals are 81,405 pages in 2010 and 81,247 in 2011, both under Obama.
...The top six federal rule making agencies account for 49.3 percent of all federal rules. In 2013, these were the Departments of the Treasury, Commerce, Interior, Health and Human Services, and Transportation and the Environmental Protection Agency.
...Small businesses pay more in per-employee regulatory costs. Firms with fewer than 20 employees pay an average of $10,585 per employee, compared to $7,755 for those with 500 or more employees.”
In short, the monetary costs of regulations as calculated by CEI above probably don’t even come close to representing the actual costs in terms of lost opportunities, knowledge that has never been gained, and consumer satisfactions that will never be attained as a consequence. The statement that regulatory costs devour 29% of all household income is sobering enough as it is, but it cannot possibly convey how much economic progress has already been forever lost due to regulations.
I sure hope people are getting their money's worth. It is probably "unemployment" though.
Indeed. The only one condemned to succeed is YOU - when the taxman rings you up.
Yep, it means the progressive doublethink that says "more taxes == something good occurs" can even be found where it shouldn't be found. "Something good" should probably be something different than bombs dropping on brown people, although recently, checking on Hillary, the Rices and Samantha make me think that this also counted as "good" by the progressives. So let's just say "something good" is not bridges to nowhere, roach motel hospitals, lavish resorts for Congressmen or a USPTO that hands out patents for confusing cats.
It's not like problem childs of a similar kind aren't already convinced that the public debt is not a problem because you can always print more money, so I fails to see what the hurry is in
destroying wealthpaying more taxes. I guess when you don't have a model on how an economy works in the first place, anything goes.
You forget about Bob!
The Japanese firm is spanking Redmond's console in the US market that Xbox considers its own
Hell hath no fury than True AI spanked!
And the final security measure is FDIC insurance backed by the Federal government.
That's the one that undoes all the others again.
The brand that popularized Pierre-Greenwald's Snowden leaks is only so 'edgy' and 'cool' because heroes like the PayPal 14 took direct action.
I just want /b/ to go away. Please? 4chan is safe now that the hack has been cleaned up, right?
There is ALSO that X-files episode "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'" (1996) where the following is said by a nerd character:
Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.
Tricky Dick had no money left, he farted it all out blowing up women and children and random AK wielding peasants in 'Nam (because the french failed to do so a bit earlier even though quite a few recycled german personnel was in their colonial army at that time).
There was so no money left that he went off the Gold standard. The frankly Death-Star sized chickens from THAT are presently coming home to roost btw. Enjoy the guano.
The political standoff between the US and Russia over the latter's antics in Ukraine
Dontcha mean the former's antics in Ukraine?
"Fuck the EU, we will have a nazi revolution emerging from this embassy ... AND GET AWAY WITH IT!"
It's an old US thing, practiced successfully in South America mainly. But now that everything is newly under the survey of the Monroe doctrine, things are a bit changey (though not much hopey).
The problem is that we found spoofs then people wanted to buy them!
A wild Business Case appears!
Do you [I]nvest or [R]un away?
"It's hypothetical revenue information, which is not the same," she pointed out.
It's 2014. Get with the times, lady. Hypothetical stock revenue, hypothetical tax revenue, hypothetical potential GDP, hypothetical pension payouts and wars which practically pay for themselves... THIS IS SUPERLAND! WE ARE LIVING IT!
MethodNotFoundException in java.lang.String.replace(): No such method ".whoIsInControl_ItsLarry()"
or a warrant
Yeah, but not those written out by the Black Cabal of bureaucrats accountable to no-one except to the Black President who is accountable only to himself.
Didcha know that the Swiss border police impounded and destroyed some of his paintings he had in the trunk of his car because they, IIRC, "photography related to
Doubleplussupergood for Beksinski.
He's even more disturbing than Giger. Because he's actually doing 3-D imagery, I think.
There is a tick on this Doge
I thought I could do that with my cash too!
Oh my gode!