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Woman whipped gun from vagina in SPACE ALIEN spat, reports Officer Zook

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Re: Taking the 'O' (one of them anyway) out of No Country For Old Men.

.44 Magnum the most powerful handgun in the world

That's old school.

In the 21st you want the Smith & Wesson Model 500

I don't know what such power is good for. Maybe removal of the kebabs in the New Jersey governorate?

Anyway, I came here for the aliens, where are they.

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Sabu wasn't the only FBI mole in LulzSec, suggest leaked docs

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Whatever happened to the HB Gary outfit, btw?

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Don't panic! Japan to send nuke fuel rod into MELTDOWN in Fukushima probe

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Re: Design parameters?

Reductio ad absurdum, bitches!

Only it's fully retarded. You should learn to handle your rhetorical devices.

Because hedgehog DNA is not very interesting to the device at hand (unless we are into witchcraft and other causal models with scant empirical support).

But core meltdown sure is.

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Supermassive BLACK HOLE to stuff MYSTERY gas BLOB into open maw

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For me neither.

I'm gonna link the article to discussions on "weird science" websites as retaliation, then sit back while bizarre stuff appears in the comment section.

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Forget selfies. 'Server SAN' is storage world's 2014 TWERKNADO

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Abenomics

Server SAN?

That guy must be japanese!

Reminds me of the good old times when students unsullied by technology asked me to please indicate the whereabouts of the server's office.

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IBM's Watson-as-a-cloud: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's another mainframe

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Why so negative?

I'm sure if there is a good use for it, it will be found. Remember the "whole world needs 5 computers" stuff? Your imagination may well be less developed than it needs to be.

Here is a good use: politicial scoring: Hey watson, I have this letter here reported on the Daily Beast, "Nuclear Weapon Free Iran Act of 2013"; here are the endorsers. Any of those faggots somehow related to PNAC? ... "Yes, Dave, they are all neocons and several have close ties to AIPAC, AEI and FDD."

And "the Chinese" have a quantum computer?

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It's better than MYCIN for sure, but...

Rather, for IBM's cloud-based service to generate insights greater than the sum of an individual developer's contributed data

But that's not the goal of this system, right? It should be an "adviser system", so in the classical example of medicine, you have this set of information about a patient and you ask the watson what the hell is up with the patient; it will follow the text links through its medical dictionaries and papers and come up with a few hits. It's search. Will it be able to discover that the patient has two different problems? Possibly not. Can you bolt a probabilistic reasoning engine onto the side? Probably not. Should Doug Lenat be gotten out of retirement? Maybe yes.

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Thought sales were in the toilet before? Behold the agony: 2013 was a PC market BLOODBATH

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Re: Yes we know.....

It's like those two land wars on the Eurasian Continent.

"It's gonna be ok any minute now...."

If there is any good news for vendors, it is that Gartner analysts believe this to be rock bottom for the market and that many markets will have nowhere to go but up.

"Nope, it's gonna go down further..."

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Why 2014 might just be the year of the Google Chromebook

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Re: Now its possible to see why Dell went private

Kids today have enough breathing space and calm on buses to do their homework??

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File under "People making buying decisions I don't like"

So if Joe Average had a clue, what would he buy?

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Anatomy of a 22-year-old X Window bug: Get root with newly uncovered flaw

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Re: Wrong

Maybe your mother is better at programming than you are. At least when it comes to security.

Maybe you are a bit of prima donna.

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Re: Systematic Fix: Type Safe Programming Language

"Rust" is the way to go?

What's your opinion about Rust?

For all that is holy, no.

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Re: When any C/C++ code includes "goto" you know it sucks...

> Structured programming if used sensibly and non-dogmatically

Jesus Christ, the 70s called. They want their debates back.

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Re: What?

A troll.

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Re: Surprise?

"the worst Internet Worm ever was on UNIX based systems..."

At a time when "Internet" consisted of a few thousand Unix and VAXen strung together by leased lines.

10/10 would troll with.

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Re: Wrong

Man: (paraphrased) Something about C/C++

Arthur: (uninterested) Yes...

Man: Something about programmers using C/C++

Arthur: (perturbed) Yes I see!

Man: Finally something about the mothers of C/C++ programmers

Arthur: (mad) Be quiet!

I may remind the dear correspondent that back in the times when X11 was written, C++ was unstandardized, Ada compilers were expensive, D or golang were not to be found. Yes, you could have written it in Pascal.

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Re: X Window, not Windows

I wonder what kind of cretinperson downvotes a perfectly good comment about naming conventions?

Are we to be spared nothing?

Or is it because the link to Wikipedia doesn't reach Orlowski levels of hip?

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Re: smiles for the 'goto'

ALl of that could be avoided with proper sub-functions

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FCC honcho: Shifting our crusty phone network to IP packets starts now

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So is this gonna be Obamacom or what?

This Compact, he said, has developed over the past hundred years of telephone service, and it's the FCC's job to ensure that it's not broken during the IP-transition – as much as some telecoms would like to have free rein in the emerging digital wonderland.

Bad telecoms. They should be nationalized forthwith. Do they actually DO anything? We already had to give monopoly to Ma Bell, and look how that ended. Antitrust, breakups, the whole enchilada...

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New FCC headman brandishes net neutrality carrot and stick

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The usual bullshit to becalm those afraid of the Satanic Mills of Manchester.

"This is not a laissez-faire, back-off kind of a thing,"

I'm sure it isn't. License, regulations, patents, directives, temporary grant of monopolies, not to mention taxes and subsidies.

Nope, no "laissez faire" here. It would be a good idea to try it though.

But he's from state, a good part of which is occupied in destroying the Net by incontinent hoovering, so what's new.

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Human overlord Watson lives in the 'clouds' now, in a $1bn cognition unit. Don't be afraid

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Speed: How fast you get there

Performance: How much not tired you are when you get there

Paris, because, you know.

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Space Station bags extra 10yrs of life as SOLAR STORM scrubs resupply

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Re: Who's next to visit the ISS?

But what happens if they just ring the bell at the docking point?

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groundbreaking research being conducted

Should be replaced by "groundbreaking duck-tape and WD5 engineering being conducted".

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Pesky protesters FORCE GOOGLE STAFF INTO THE SEA

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Shalmaneser when?

This sounds more and more like something out of a John Brunner novel.

I like where this is going.

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You are forgetting a few very interesting schemes about the creation of free money which are very more interesting indeed.

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Linksys's über-hackable WRT wireless router REBORN with 802.11ac

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Is this good or what?

Most excellent indeed.

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Scientists discover supervolcano trigger that could herald humanity's doom

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Re: Hold This

That will be a bit difficult to do, unless you have a plan of building a Death Star to put major holes into the continental plate?

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Re: Anyone got a map?

It's actually like living on the upper layer of a lava lamp.

Ohh... the nice colors.

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Re: climate change

And some poster do not have the self-discipline to spell correctly.

> we have almost run out of stuff to burn

LOLNO. The 70s called, they want their "out of oil but 'fraid of nukes" crap back.

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Re: Probability and Mathematics

Not a problem. The president and selected members of the military-congressional-industrial complex will suffer with you - from orbit.

As long as you regularly paid your social security "contributions", that is. Give generously!

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"Most likely, it is a clusters of fissionable material reaching critical mass and a rapid decay process causing eruptions."

When do we finally get that "lauhging elf" icon?

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Re: Bulging in advance

> I think there might be a bit of social breakdown.

I don't think so. We have been living with nukes on hairtrigger alert since the 50's. Even in 2014 "liburl" presidents are throwing 100 billion dollars that they don't have into a "refresher project". No-one gives a f*ck.

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ATM hacker Barnaby Jack's death blamed on accidental drug overdose

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Re: Bah!

Reiser is still alive but his girlfriend not so much, thanks to Reiser.

You statement is of bad taste.

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"Victor the Cleaner has left the building"

So what does the girlfriend say?

I am pretty sure she has a word to put in about the likelihood of that guy doing a Krokodil Homemix while in Vegas.

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Re: Cool

> I see you don't own a pig farm.

jake, is that you?

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Re: Commence conspiracy theories.

> the SS is alive and well in America...

Tell us something new. There are also a few people who are potentially donor/carries of HITLER'S BRAIN.

Did anyone see Cheney lates, btw? I'm not sure what he's up to.

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Re: Commence conspiracy theories.

I'm sure they need Peacemakers today.

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Dusty old supernova could reveal answer to life, the universe and EVERYTHING

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Re: A question for the astronomers

So even if you gathered up all the relatively heavy elements that the nova produced, there wouldn't be enough hydrogen left to trigger star formation again.

Actually, the outer layers of the old ball should yield a a solar mass of perfectly good hydrogen.

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Re: A question for the astronomers

And heat. You have to get rid of the heat.

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Re: Ah, the vagaries of time...

"I'm pretty sure that"

Your surety will have to take the proper dent once you realize that depending on your local movement (e.g. shuttling towards and from the khazi), the actual date of the supernovation does suffer serious adjustments due to the effects of Special Relativity and large leverage (i.e. distance to the boomcentre), although I cannot be bothered to compute the actual amounts of delta-t involved.

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Bay Area plots Googlebus tax after local residents riot

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Commune of California!

a mature answer to the problems the buses represent

And what problems DO the buses represent exactly? As I check the constitution there is nothing about people being entitled to rent they consider "low" in sunny areas they prefer to live in. Deal with it.

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Steam and Origin gamers knocked offline by SEPARATE DDoS attacks

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Hives of villany affected

4chan was also down for the count, AFAIK

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Two white dwarfs and superdense star. Yup, IDEAL for gravity lab in the sky - boffins

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Err...no.

"Best hope of seeing quantum theory in action"

That is actually your nearest high-school lab.

What you hope to see here is some deviation from the predictions of GR. This may or may not indicate something about Quantume Gravity if they occur. But probably not.

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Planning to rob a Windows ATM? Ditch the sledgehammer and bring a USB STICK

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Re: Disbelief

> But to be fair; an ATM is not simply a PC accessible to anyone and everyone.

"They do not think it be like this, comrade. But is."

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Signature striked!

> Terminator 2 wasn't a documentary.

Well, that "time machine" business was a bit far out but those hunter-killer drones were spot on.

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UNREAL, dude: Nvidia uncloaks Tegra K1 graphics monster for your mobile ... and CAR

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Echelon Security in San Jose, California, on Tuesday, December 31, 2013, confirmed for Monterey County Herald reporter Phillip Molnar that Echelon security guards were hired on Saturday, December 28, 2013, to protect the barley pattern in the field after it first appeared that morning. Chualar residents told field researchers Jeff Krause and David Mendez that dogs barked all night before the pattern appeared and later that people with ropes were measuring in the pattern on Sunday, December 29, 2013.

Yes this is a mysterious pattern and anyone who hasn't had his head buried in esoterics during the last ten years will immediately recognize an IC.

If E. T. non-terrestrial, we might be meant to see this formation as a powerful demonstration of the entity’s ability to investigate our human technology and also to harvest it regardless of our wishes. ... The use of Braille is another aspect of this, but I have no explanation for the repeated use of numerals 192. They may mean something to the module designer as a registration number or perhaps to NASA as an identification to a surveillance satellite camera. We will probably never know the full story here - but it bothers someone!

HUH! Yeah. They are warning us about TESLA 666, using dark tech from serbiaǹ engineers with a bent for showmanism.

How does one perform such nice patterning of wheat fields though?

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Time travellers outsmart the NSA

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Re: The wet dream of the liberal: "If I had the money ... I would eradicate badness!"

Oh here we go again.

In truth, liberals and conservatives are the same control freaks.

You may note that you have currently the most liberal multicolored hopistic poster child of the liberal wankshow and he is a serial catastrophe on everything from warmongering to mandatory healthcare fail while bailing out cronies left and right, printing money, keeping the gitmo open and shitting on the constitution.

Yeah, it's all due to the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. Sure.

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Re: A must read to increase your knollij!

I think you need to point us to your paper on the arxiv!

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The wet dream of the liberal: "If I had the money ... I would eradicate badness!"

Just think how much good we could do in the world with such amounts of money. We could give everyone a decent education and eradicate terrorism.

This is exactly what they are doing.

They are just failing hard on both points.

You think you gonna do any better?

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Apple: C'mon, flick on iBeacon. Let us track you. You'll get BADGES

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Everything tastes better with iBacon!

"This promotional scavenger hunt demonstrates our commitment to leveraging the latest in emerging technologies, making CES the most interactive and engaging ..."

Oh snap! I ran out of bingo cards!

Am I now disqualified?

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