Re: 4chan will have to create a whole new category
Isn't that already passé?
11533 posts • joined 3 Jun 2008
Isn't that already passé?
Rather more like A Scanner Darkly, with Fear Generated by Politicians as the Substance D that everyone is on?
Yeah, I don't get that either?
Team Register - Bonmots by Committee
Frankly, I want to see a faster (and ajaxified) interface before the first nuke flies about Poroshenko's backyard ("of no economic interest", dixit NYT). So before end of Mai 2015, please.
Salesforce as an issue/bug tracking system
That's not what salesforce is even for. Is your outfit utterly retarded?
Hint: It's SALESforce not BUGSforce ("what's up doc?").
Please call a vet with a horse termination syringe.
So basically they set up a resonating ball and spring device, although a small one with no friction?
Supernatural Horror in El Reg Reporting!
Dabbs, what are you doing in my room!
It's not as if they planted it on any device
iStuff are not devices?
Google and Apple colluding on employee salaries
You should not be amazed at all. Once it comes down to disallowing people to talk to each other and agree on pricing you know the inner progressive logic overrides the libertarian.
Only people who somehow think that there is a god-giving right to get high salaries from Google/Apple for divine work rendered or that people are actually being forced to work there (they are monopsonists on the job market, right?) have any sort of problem with that.
The representative of the OUR will have a word with Obama soon for a few billion years of unbilled fusion services.
Just a Hollywood movie plot which is probably being pitched to some director right now as the blockbuster for summer of 2015. Happens all the time.
President of the United World Government
Imagining that a "United World Government" could do anything except gaze at its own navel through the mirror maze of superbloated bureaucracy, free-fall-devalue the world currency and pass most of the time suppressing dissent in the most brutal manner imaginable -- as opposed to be able to set up Mars as a lifeboat -- is beyond ludicrous. UWG would be the
Koch brotherscartel. And if anyone told me that he wanted ship me to Mars for survival, I would immediately conclude I was being cunningly Lincoln Train'd.
Wait! There are wars, poverty, pollution, envirocollapse and everything? This seems to be confirmation that "there is no daylight" between World Government and the Bad Guys. Maybe this is aaactually a sly psychological thriller which cunningly hides the key to a deeper layer of the story? Read it again, dear reviewer, and report back.
Back to reading the "Southern Reach Trilogy", which is now complete.
In any case using a "file extension" (something that comes a limitations of MS-DOS FAT filesystem) as metadata in 2014 (in particular, in determining what process should read the file) .... no wonder this "industry" is a joke.
But what if you now mirror it?
No one will be suspicious of a message from their "bank" with the text written backwards...
It's like ECB negative interest rates. Nothing surprises anymore.
> we cannot say anything coz this forum is full of window cleaners
This is not like you are an university prof in Israel talking about Gaza. Speak your mind.
I read it as "Backwarps". Probably a special maneouver of the NCC-1701?
> supported software
Honor among thieves?
1) Leo splurges cash that might have been better spent on serious investments yielding ROI and government chest-beating windfalls in the form of jobs and taxes
2) Shareholders complacent
4) A HUGE YACHT FOR CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION APPEARS!
Well, these are the bubble times!
Keynesians will rejoice as they are incapable of distinguishing between consumption and investment but so be it.
I like to wake up to extremo-muslim speeches from my computer in the morning.
"BLACK DELL" JIHADI POISON AUDIO SHOCKER! SEAL TEAM AGHAST: "MY HURT WILL GO ON!"
> a bloody obvious place
It was found on the 10:15 to Milton Keynes??
Must have used TrueCrypt, too. He He.
Are you 'eHacks' seriously still calling scientists 'boffin's.
Leather-elbow patch tweed jacket wearing one, please!
Unless these soon-defleshed corpses died of natural causes or internecine struggles?
"Piecing together the tales which Norrys collected for me, and supplementing them with the accounts of several savants who had studied the ruins, I deduced that Exham Priory stood on the site of a prehistoric temple; a Druidical or ante-Druidical thing which must have been contemporary with Stonehenge. That indescribable rites had been celebrated there, few doubted; and there were unpleasant tales of the transference of these rites into the Cybele-worship which the Romans had introduced. Inscriptions still visible in the sub-cellar bore such unmistakable letters as “DIV . . . OPS . . . MAGNA. MAT . . . “ sign of the Magna Mater whose dark worship was once vainly forbidden to Roman citizens. Anchester had been the camp of the third Augustan legion, as many remains attest, and it was said that the temple of Cybele was splendid and thronged with worshippers who performed nameless ceremonies at the bidding of a Phrygian priest...."
I hope these researchers very carefully check the walls of their sleeping quarters.
What you mean is you have no choice at the level of expense you are willing to pay for what is a luxury service.
Why U bring economics into a discussion about emoting over non-egalitarianism?
Fuuuu I agreed with Matt....
Battle Forth is better than Battle Toads and I am an experienced gamer!
You must be new on this Internet. Welcome to the learning experience.
record fines handed out to American banks
The LULZ is strong with this one.
an unregulated TV market involves a race to the bottom
I can't even fathom what the "unregulated" adjective has to do with a "race to the bottom". Yes people want to watch low-brow stuff and this includes BBC "science". But so what?
Skype, egg, Skype, Skype, bacon and Skype
I didn't know Skype was a major factor in getting your arteries clogged?
in a completely different place
Not to mention with a completely different content than what has actually been discussed, as will transpire later when the knives comes out.
IT companies don't sell wheelbarrows.
Your iQueue iTicket, sir.
Seriously, shut the fuck up, Prof.
Rehashing old physics ego-vertisements, Might/Could/Bes and pulling random energy levels out of the hat just doesn't cut it.
Peter Woit, February 21, 2013:
At the AAAS 2013 meeting in Boston this past week [Feb. 2013], a press conference was held to update the media on the Higgs. What the media got from the press conference was the news that the Higgs may spell doom, unless supersymmetry saves us. This isn’t just doom for HEP physics research, it’s doom for the entire universe:
“At some point, billions of years from now, it’s all going to be wiped out…. The universe wants to be in a different state, so eventually to realise that, a little bubble of what you might think of as an alternate universe will appear somewhere, and it will spread out and destroy us,” Lykken said at AAAS.
This is based on a renormalization group calculation extrapolating the Higgs effective potential to its value at energies many many orders of magnitude above LHC energies. To believe the result you have to believe that there is no new physics and we completely understand everything exactly up to scales like the GUT or Planck scale. Fan of the SM that I am, that’s too much for even me to swallow as plausible.
If you are being kept awake by the Higgs metastability issue, you’ll want to know the Higgs mass as accurately as possible. The rumor from ATLAS is that the difference in best fit masses between the gamma-gamma and ZZ channels has narrowed, with gamma-gamma moving up slightly to 126.8 GeV, ZZ quite a bit, to 124.3 GeV.
I would hope Captcha crackers would develop this by themselves.
"which largely explains the lack of competition from the EU and Google's dominance therein"
Seems like the standard Euroweasel's complaint. Whatever happened to Capitalism (the little of what remains in the Eurozone, that is?)
... but I propose to replace it with the movie poster of "Les Misérables", shifted to EURO-BLUE.
The statement says there is no evidence that debit card PINs were compromised and that the investigation was "focused on April forward".
Details of the purloined cards have since appeared on public carder site Rescator.cc, conveniently split into geographic regions to help crims slip under bank fraud radars.
So they don't read Krebs or El Reg or what do they mean?
This seems to demand the invention of a new class of facepalm all on its own.
Writing secure code is NOT like driving a dune buggy, FFS.
The Chelyabinsk interloper also had nothing to do with the other earth-grazing asteroid that everyone was observing coming from another direction and still the close encounter and the impact occurred closely together in time.
Can we get Fox Mulder out from the basement again?
Also, fly around Ukraine because the are incontinent Buks.
One could charter one. Doesn't cost all that much according to Avinode: 17'000 GBP in a Citation 2, one way.
Kim Dotcom is a fan and follower of Jabba on Galacto-Tweet and has already loaded it to MEGA!
Get your slugs in!
How the F*CK does one need 22'000 hours of work for a shitty IPO? It's an IPO. It's supposed to raise money (in this case a ludicrous amount that can only ever be possible in proto-Weimar idiot show of rampant money generation, but still...) That's all.
They must be handselecting the cocaine grains that Wall Street mavens will blow up their behinds in the evening.
Yeah, still waiting for proof of: the Taliban's unwillingness to hand over Bin Laden just after a discussion on pipelining flopped, Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction, Iran's nuclear ambitions, Assad's use of gas in the presence of UN inspectors and a Russian invasion. Can anyone help?
The government loves illegal activity; it is easy to "profit" off of it in the name of justice.
Related: Never have have any important amount of cash when on an US highway!
...an aggressive brand of policing that has spurred the seizure of hundreds of millions of dollars in cash from motorists and others not charged with crimes, a Washington Post investigation found. Thousands of people have been forced to fight legal battles that can last more than a year to get their money back.
Behind the rise in seizures is a little-known cottage industry of private police-training firms that teach the techniques of “highway interdiction” to departments across the country.
“All of our home towns are sitting on a tax-liberating gold mine,” Deputy Ron Hain of Kane County, Ill., wrote in a self-published book under a pseudonym. Hain is a marketing specialist for Desert Snow, a leading interdiction training firm based in Guthrie, Okla., whose founders also created Black Asphalt.
Holy shit! I just realized that without government we would have NO MONEY?
Thank God of the disgusting eejits in charge!