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King's stocks are candy-crushed as its top toy suffers splurge slump

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"The decline of Candy Crush Saga will be more than offset by our new IP"

It's hard to admit that one is only being used as a conduit to hoover up loose cash coming from suckers and badly managed pension schemes, all driven by the relentlessly burning heat of our socialistic money printing policies.

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Janet Yellen’s Bathtub Economics: Excuse Me Doctor—There’s Bubbles In That Tub!

As is well-known, one of Tobin’s first students to be conferred a PhD after he repaired from his Washington follies to Yale was Janet Yellen. That was 1971. If Keynesian economics in a national bathtub that was not at all a closed system was nonsense even then, it surely is nothing less than a laughingstock in the blooming, buzzing, churning global economy of today—-a place where the source of the marginal supply of labor and capital cannot even be pronounced in Washington, let alone be measured, calibrated and factored into a policy equation.

Yet here is Janet Yellen at a Congressional hearing yesterday faithfully lip-synching professor Tobin. She has not even learned any new jargon in 43 years!

“In light of the considerable degree of slack that remains in labor markets and the continuation of inflation below the (Fed’s) 2 percent objective, a high degree of monetary accommodation remains warranted,” Ms. Yellen said.

This was all by way of justifying the lunatic proposition on which the Fed is now operating: Namely, that for the 68th consecutive month it kept the money market rate at zero—a condition that has never previously occurred in all of human history. Well, outside of post-bubble Japan anyway, and its evident how well that’s working.

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Speaking in Tech: 'I get told to wear makeup by other women'

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It depends on the workplace.

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Re: Preaching to the choir

"Haram started kidnapping the daughters of West Coast executives and selling them into slavery, attitudes might change."

I don't know how more retardedincoherentyou can get. "Responsibility to protect" progressive bombing runs and all that jazz come to mind. What do you want to express with this kind of stupdidityunclear proclamation?

"If random violence were perpetrated by random obscurantists right here, attitudes might change."

"If victims were blonde white girls instead of brown-skinned ones, attitudes might change."

"If these things were happening right here in whitey land, attitudes might change."

I dunno, please enlighten me.

You can also specify HOW things would change. Consider that I do not consider the maintenance of a "kill list" by black presidents as "change".

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Look out, sysadmins - HOT FOREIGN SPIES are targeting you

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Nice ladies on your boxes?

I wonder if that french software house from last week "outrage of the week" section was up to something?

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Re: They're already here

Wide open, eh?

Say no more, say no more!!

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Solaris deposed as US drone-ware, replaced by Linux administration

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Re: My worry is the admins

Hush! Just put him on the President's Personal Kill-List (updated every Wednesday!)

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Twitter jitters: Investors turn into quitters as shares hit the sh...

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Did cosmic radiation nuke $25 satellite swarm? 100 snoozing Sprites face fiery death

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Re: @ Psyx - It had 99 back-ups. That's plenty of redundancy.

If the basket is very strong, I am sure we can justify SIL 4

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Radiation!

Fukushima is EVERYHWERE!!!

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PEAK APPLE: Mystery upstart to hurl iLord from its throne 'by 2020'

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"Amiga will no longer matter in 2010"

If Apple is still "top dog" in 2020 either a major nuclear war occurred or the competition is asleep at the wheels and serially driving off cliffs.

That prediction is not exactly about putting one's credibility on the line.

I, for one, predict that the USA will be a burnt-out economic basketcasket suffering increasing tendency at defederalization by then. P = 0.7556

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Target topples CEO in latest data breach domino

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Re: Too many idiots with no common sense in this world!!!!!!!

You can say it was because you were LGBT, but "they" will say you were fired (or not hired) for some other reason.

So what?

Having a job at company X is not a birthright, even if this idiotic and self-defeating idea has grown on some people.

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Re: CFOs...

C ... oh!

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HALF of London has outdated Wi-Fi security, says roving World of War, er, BIKER

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Re: He is NOT a biker

It was Putin's own biker gang (Night Wolfes) wot done it!

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> HTTPS isn't secure from a "man in the middle" attack.

U WOT M8?

It is - if the certifcate chain has not been compromised. Don't use COMODO or DigiNotar shit. Preferably use your own CA.

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What's that PARASITE wriggling inside my browser?

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Re: Danger!

"Neo. This may be hard to believe but... The Matrix was created based on open-sourced worm simulations...."

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Docker ported into Hadoop as benchmarks show SCREAMING FAST performance

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Re: You young 'uns don't know nuffink

> 1975

Heh.

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Re: Let me get this straight...

What is wrong with just using chroot?

Everything.

chroot doesn't help you in packaging a runtime configuration; indeed it forces you to into additional configuration complexity.

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Obama: I'm the CTRL-ALT-DEL President

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Increasingly "The Petulant Clown of White House"

Meanwhile, the real problems pile up.

Needed: Obama-Putin Summit on Ukraine -- Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity, May 04, 2014

The buck stops with you, Mr. President. If you want to stop a bloody civil war between east and west Ukraine and avert Russian military intervention in eastern Ukraine, you may be able to do so before the violence hurtles completely out of control. You need to take the initiative and do it now.

We recommend that you publicly disavow any wish to incorporate Ukraine into NATO and that you make it clear to Moscow that you are prepared to meet personally with Russian President Vladimir Putin without delay to discuss ways to defuse the crisis and recognize the legitimate interests of the various parties.

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Let us suppose you are confronted with the following scenario: Tokyo provokes armed hostilities with China over the issue of the Senkaku/Diaoyu Islands and then invokes Japan’s mutual defense treaty with the U.S. to draw the United States in. At that point, Russia weighs in on China’s side. What do you do? And, more specifically, what do you do when you cannot get through the Kremlin switchboard and are reduced to having to leave Putin a voicemail?

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Trans Pacific Partnership still stalled

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A pox on both of their houses

“if also addresses alleged currency manipulation by Japan”

Abenomics, the fêted idea of banishing deflation forever, and which has not truly destroyed the Japanese economy is based on printing money like you have a special paper diarrhea. Ditto the US which Quantitatively Eases like a roadtrip to hell to hide any unbecoming problems at least till pas the midterm elections. If that is not currency manipulation on both sides of the Asian pivot I don't know what is.

Well, it seems there are very large chickens coming home to roost presently and very quickly. MORE POPCORN, PLEASE!

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Stephen Hawking: The creation of true AI could be the 'greatest event in human history'

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Re: Motivation

Just because something is intelligent does not mean it necessarily wants to do anything

Picture AIs streaming endless archives of football games to their data centers while they stroke their chips&beer perceptrons.

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Re: Turing Police

Penrose can't into understanding that minds are not immaculate theorem provers but made to chase down eatable rabbit and fuck the neighbor's bitch.

NEXT!

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A good sci-fictionary read in the spirit of Stanislaw Lem from back then (i.e. 1986). It might even appeal to Mr Bong.

The Wager by Christopher Cherniak

Abstract

The Portrait Programs Project grew out of hyperinterdisciplinarianism of the famed Gigabase Sculpture Group, in turn stimulated by recent cutbacks in government support for the arts. The National Endowment for the Humanities and the National Science Foundation had jointly funded the Gigabase Sculpture Project to foster the literary/musical genre of composing genetic codes for novel organisms. Later, artists trained in recombinant DNA technology designed massive Brancusi-esque statues of living cytoplasmic jelly. However, Art For Art's Sake objectives of these giblet sculptors were compromised by precautions necessary after discovery of the "Gogol's-Theorem Bomb" that threatened to get loose and jam all DNA replication in the biosphere; not even viruses would have survived.

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Re: two words

No. Quantum computers are good for the following:

1) Factoring large numbers

2) Rapid searching in databases

3) Simulation of quantum processes

Otherwise they are mostly useless for any calculation of importance in the macro world.

"True AI" is anyway fucking bullshit. It's like saying that you will finally attain "a true combustion engine".

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Why is Hawking bloviating on AI this and that?

I can't remember him doing much research in that arena. He could talk about cooking or gardening next.

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Super-heavy element 117 DOES exist – albeit briefly. Got any berkelium handy?

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Re: Re. Island of Stability

What is arxiv

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Evidence-based Tweets will SAVE the WORLD - and your waistline

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No way this is a real interview

Approvingly citing Che and using "neoliberals" all wrong? It can't happen.

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Microsoft's Azure cloud goes a bit wobbly in West Europe

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They also attack technological cripples in tech autism land that are differently abled. THAT'S UNFAIR!

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Well, it *is* "International Workers' Day"

These servers just decided to perform some "labour action". ROTM?

(In the US, this day is called either "Law Day", "Americanization Day" or "Loyalty Day". WTF?)

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10 PRINT "Happy 50th Birthday, BASIC" : GOTO 10

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Re: We can remember it for you wholesale ..

Friday, Mar 19, 2004

“There’s this wonderful outpouring of creativity in the open-source world,” [virtual-reality pioneer Jaron Lanier] said. “So what do they make — another version of Unix?”

[Jef Raskin, who created the original concept for the Macintosh] jumped in. “And what do they put on top of it? Another Windows!”

“What are they thinking?” Lanier continued. “Why is the idealism just about how the code is shared — what about idealism about the code itself?”

Having everything ass-backwards, even 10 years ago. Criticizing what you pretend to stand for.

I hate these people so much.

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Re: Horrible Travesty of BASIC @Billy Bob Gascan

There is everything right with interpreted code.

Premature compilation is the root of all inflexibility. It is also an historical accident because machines used to be small and weak.

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Re: @Fibbles re: Pascal

But as a language, it was strongly disliked by students.

Frankly, this is still the case these days. And judging from cow-orkers, the people who go into computers would like to be able to write working programs with the same attention and care as they put in writing tweets. Frankly, they are in the wrong domain.

The whole compile thing compared to just running it seemed wrong to them.

Of course, and this is why REPL-supporting languages are good.

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Re: The BASIC of today

Woah downvotes. Must be the backblast of barely literate "programmers".

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Re: Horrible Travesty of BASIC

jake, is that you?

I am so glad that I learned C instead of BASIC and that my exposure to it was limited because it sucked.

Your passport to leet elitism, sir. Valet parking included!

Ok, so anyone owned the

Power C compiler or any other C compiler fitting into the 64KiB (or 32 Kib) of RAM of those times?

"Due to the limited memory available in the C-64, the compiler may not be able to handle some very large source files. It is unlikely that the Power C 128 compiler will run into insufficient memory problems and not be able to handle the large source files"

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Hackers ZERO IN on ZOMBIE XP boxes: Get patching, Internet Explorer 8 users

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Re: Next time...

The question is, why does XP even NEED support. After more than ten years, should it functionality not be restricted by safe & secure?

Perish the thought.

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Comcast and EA said to be planning streaming games service

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Two years and a day

"The report notes that the two firms have been developing the platform for more than two years."

We quickly hacked something together, but we ran out of locktite. SHIP IT!

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Steelie Neelie's 'Airbus of chips' plan taxis for June take-off

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Cargo cultism of the worst sort

Maybe they should first know what they are selling and how the market will look like before they go down the road of pumping out "stuff".

"Tintin au Congo" comes to mind, now retitled to "Tintin en EU"

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Please work for nothing, Mr Dabbs. What can you lose?

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Re: Networking @Cliff

And politicians selling shovel-ready projects.

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Re: I could not agree more .....

> invest £30m into a Chinese joint venture

I do not think it is a good time to da that shortly before a bubble burst, innit?

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French software developers are all beautiful women

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Re: I worked in France

I worked in France Programming for BNP Paribas

I know right?

All the beautiful ones are getting hired by state, arrive at 09:00 and leave at 16:30...

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Something to get steamed up over your morning Müsli.

Those incidents sparked worldwide condemnation and social media outrage. Perhaps the same thing might happen after this story is published?

OUTRAGE OF THE WEEK!

TO YOUR TWEETS!!!!

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Maybe she just got an email featuring Justin Bieber

She still looks like she's going to keel over and slide down the solar panel any second now while the male representatives of the human race are like "dude, what?"

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Re: What's with the bizarre self censorship?

It has nothing to do with american uptight Warriors Against Fun and feminazis battling rape culture they detected, It is because of pr0nfilters. Too young to remember the discussions being had before the War on Terror?

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Sony on the ropes after revising losses UP to $1.3 BEEELLION

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Re: Sad

> Back to pre-1922 Light Bulb business.

You misspelt "pushing extremely expensive electronic-enhanced fluorescent tubes to consumers via the political backdoor of green regulation".

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Script fools n00b hackers into hacking themselves

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Re: Nothing new here...

Should have given him 127.0.0.1

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SpaceX wins court injunction to block US Air Force buying Russian rockets

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INSTANT DISQUALIFICATION!

Musk now clearly enters the house that one wants to indiscriminately see the pox on, and then confortably installs himself on the living room couch.

This action is all glued together by the thin logic that the Russian Minister in Charge of Rocketry is on the "you gonna get it in the arse" list that the US FedGov randomly drew up because it is so extremely butthurt over the factregrets that it cannot pull another "color revolution" and have Putin just roll over and play dead as his most valued assets in defense and defense industry start to orbit the EU/NATO attractosphere.

Enforcing Mercantilism by riding on the coattails of "the law" and "revolutions" emerging out american embassies? Distasteful in the extreme.

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Tablet boom quiets down a bit as growth slows

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Looks like we are seeing slowdowns across the board...

Nasty GDP Report

By Mark Thornton

Wednesday, April 30th, 2014

The latest GDP report for the first quarter can be reviewed here. GDP grew by only 1/10 of 1% in the first quarter [Must be Uncle Sam's superduper money printing still]. There were big negative reversals in both exports and equipment purchases from the 4th quarter of last year. The accumulation of inventories also was reduced, but is still accumulating rapidly indicating less of a need to add inventory in future quarters. Consumption grew at a 3% rate, but this was largely driven by a nearly 10% jump in health care spending, that was probably driven by the Affordable Care Act. The saving rate is also reported to be “unusually low.” The only bright spot in the report was that government spending was down for the quarter.

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Google Glass teardown puts rock-bottom price on hardware

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Re: Twat doesn't come for free

Because otherwise, Goggle glasses could already be had at McDonald's - with your fries.

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Re: "A teardown report on Google Glass"

1) Go to San Fran

2) Find a glass... well, somebody with Google glasses

3) MUGGING!

4) Determine BOM

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Re: Cheap as chips

Surprised about what?

That people can't into economics if their life depended on it?

Not really. Because it does and they can't.

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Actual spin doctors eye up ALIEN WORLD Beta Pictoris b: Young, hot ... and really FAST

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Re: Question regarding the Big Bang

I am talking about a Multiverse.

This thread is now entropy.

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