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Big Brother

I sure hope people are paying their taxes.

Because otherwise the trough would be half-empty.

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Big Brother

I sure hope IBM paid all their taxes and didn't play with any tax optimization schemes...

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Flame

Oh yeah, he also emptied the White House of the taxpayer-provided decorations when he left including some stuff that was hanging around there for quite a few decades time. And IIRC, the window curtains. Just sayin'

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Quand c'est foutu, c'est foutu!

And then....

"Some would say Clinton got his second term and budget surplus because of the dot-com boom, so maybe he should be Bubba Dot-Com. It has been almost 20 years since Clinton was first inaugurated, and Clinton said it was hard to believe it has been that long."

Yeah. Here's something that was written in January 2001. It still applies to January 2013. It's hard to believe it has been that long.

Clinton's legacy, January 2001

White House insiders have said for years that Bill Clinton has been desperately seeking a legacy for his administration – other than having been impeached and having disgraced himself and his office. At long last, he has at least two of them.

The first of these is the coming recession, his first gift to the incoming administration of George W. Bush. Like the invasion of Somalia that Dubya’s father had handed Clinton upon taking office, this is surely going to cause some heartburn for the new president, even if it provides a strong rationale to pass the tax cuts on which he campaigned.

Clinton’s second legacy will be soaring prices for oil and electricity. All during his presidency, he and his underlings conducted what amounted to a jihad against energy producers, along with owners of other natural resources. A soft economy in Asia mitigated some of the inevitable price increases, but reality finally came to bite Clinton and company this year with a vengeance. It will be up to Bush to follow more sound policies, although the same groups that supported Clinton’s anti-energy policies will hog the media spotlight if the new president follows economically-sound policies....

No such luck with Dubya of course, but let's stay on track....

The Fall of the Dot Coms

Dependence upon the Keynesian paradigm keeps Business Week and its allies from understanding the nature of the current business slump. The current high-tech morass is not due to any lack of aggregate demand or quirks in the tax code. Instead, we are seeing once again the classic business cycle as first outlined by Ludwig von Mises in 1912 and again by Mises, F.A. Hayek, and Murray Rothbard in later works. This seeming cluster of entrepreneurial errors has come about because Greenspan and the Fed shoved billions of dollars of new money into the economy, triggering malinvestments that now must be liquidated. Any scheme – monetary or fiscal – by the government to reverse this current trend will only make matters worse.

Furthermore, new money does not arrive by helicopter or a Brinks truck at your door. New money comes into the economy through the banking system, as banks lend their excess reserves within the fractional-reserve pyramid. Such actions are accomplished through the Fed’s massive purchases of government bonds in its open market operations, as well as the lowering of the Fed’s key lending rate by fiat.

For much of the second term of Bill Clinton’s administration – and especially during the Monica Lewinsky scandal – the Fed, under Greenspans’s aggressive leadership, pumped new reserves into the system, with much of the lending going into capital markets. Furthermore, the Fed’s lowering of interest rates encouraged venture capitalists to pour their investments into the Internet startups.

At first, the scheme seemed to work. The infusion of new money into the high technology sector soon translated into a stock market boom, which increased both the Dow Jones and NASDAQ indices by huge amounts. Soon after came the parade of "Dot Com" multi-millionaires who saw the value of the stocks they owned zoom to unbelievable levels.

However, as Mises, Rothbard, and Hayek would have noted, the pattern of new investment did not fit the pattern of consumer spending. While the advertisements for some of these new startups made a big splash during the Super Bowl last January, they didn’t translate into consumer demand for their products and services. By the late summer and early fall, many of the once-hot Internet stocks had plunged to near-penny stock levels. The Austrian Business Cycle theory, ignored by academe and the political classes, had once again proven true.

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Self-serving politicians and their self-serving retconning

Woah, let's just immediately hit the buffers here. Ex-President Clinton should slink back to where he came from. While arguably fighting rearguard actions against retarded conservatives out for blood, he gave us Clipper Chip Proposals and an endless stream of Big Brother Productions, laying the groundwork for the 21st century perversions of Bush/Obama, he bombed Yougoslavia for no good reason, wrecked Iraq for no good reason, gave us no progress in the Middle East, exploded with philandering extravaganzas onto TV, revved the "dot com" bubble (the latter by ordering up some easy money from the serial mumble Greenspan so as to look good politically) and I don't know what else.

Ok, back to basics. What do I hear?

"If you are interested in particle physics, earlier this year, finally at the CERN superconducting supercollider – which I tried to build in Texas, by the way and you may remember your former senior Senator, Lloyd Bentsen, who became my first Treasury Secretary, came to me and said we were trying to make a budget deal back in 1993. And he said, 'We can't get the votes unless we give up the supercollider.'"

Ok, here's the actual story...

From "The Decline and Fall of the SSC" by John G. Cramer -- Alternate View Column AV-84

"It is common wisdom in Washington, D.C., that it is dangerous for a large project to span more than one Administration. Bush was defeated by Clinton in 1992, and the SSC project came to violate this rule and suffer the consequences. In 1993 the incoming Clinton Administration made a budget-tightening decision to stretch out the SSC project, moving its date of completion from 1999 to 2003, increasing the overall cost of the project while reducing its yearly cost. The SSC cost rose to over $10 billion, a 16% cost increase. The budget-conscious freshman Congressmen swept in with with Clinton in November of 1992 felt no responsibility for the decisions of their predecessors, and the SSC project became a tempting target of opportunity. Clinton's new Science Advisor John Gibbons did not give active support to the SSC project, as had his predecessor, Alan Bromley, and Clinton's new Energy Secretary Hazel O'Leary, now famous for her million dollar travel excursions, proclaimed during her confirmation hearings that she was "not passionate" about the SSC. In September, 1993 when her passions were finally aroused, she took the counter-productive steps of re-shuffling major SSC contractors and increasing the already bloated oversight team to 140 bureaucrats in the Dallas DOE Office. Before the two critical votes in June and October, neither Clinton nor Gore was willing to make personal appeals to House Members on behalf of the SSC, as Bush had in 1992. The final blow to the SSC came late in 1993 when the DOE's Baseline Validation Report was released. The validation group surveyed the sorry history of SSC cost escalations and concluded that extreme conservatism was needed. Their report advocated much larger safety and contingency margins and moved the completion date back to 2004, increasing the project cost to $11.5 billion or another 15% increase. With this, rank-and-file members of Congress had had enough. They were fed up with the ever-rising SSC price tag, the evidence of poor management and DOE indecisiveness, and the heavy-handed attempts by Congressional Leadership to save the project. On October 27, 1993, by a vote of 283 to 143 the House rejected the Conference Committee report that would have continued SSC funding. The project was officially dead."

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Re: Evil Linux dropping support

Clearly we need Netanyahu for a little pep speech about red lines etc.

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"McAfee said he was scrupulous about paying his taxes"

I think this tax thing is fast becoming the new-age "are you or have you ever been a communist" thing, and maybe an "is your pedigree provably aryan" thing.

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Re: Microsoft is the SAURON or Critical Vulnerabilities

I think it's only half bad, you AC downvoters should be ashamed of yourself.

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Alien

As if!

We are being set up for an alien takeover.

Second secret trip to orbit, huh? They are probably transporting the abject surrender declarations of a sizeable chunk of the US inner circle to a rendezvous point with the alien mothership, beautifully signed and tastefully enhanced with a folded US flag. Didn't Krugman say that this would be happening soon and that we should be looking forward to it? Meanwhile the ITU is busy taking over the Internet. Coincidence? I think not.

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Enjoy dying due to lack of dentistry. Or food.

> Having been out to some of these cultures I would love to live a different life in a mud hut without all the western technologies. Many of the people in these cultures look at the way we live with pity.

Bizarre that I get all these funding calls to pump money in the direction of people obviously dying on their arse, the way mother nature intended.

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Re: Nice

You didn't think of it first because you didn't need to think about it.

But yeah, cuckoo clock + LED == excellent idea.

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Re: The joys of open software

> So there's a little lesson.

RICHTO, stop posting as an anonymous coward.

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Re: Sad day

The more so as embedded devices should really move to more modern CPUs than 386

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Holmes

Re: Er

> Do you think that the chance of winning a $3 million prize is not going to have an distorting effect on the progress of physics theory?

No.

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Re: Games additication

Women... bitches don't know about my perfect game score!

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Re: Dig at open source

Wild downvotes appear! Do you choose to fight or run away!

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Re: Hmm...

> we effectively pay them to do it by covering part of the cost of their workers labour, rather than have them pay a living wage.

Why not nationalize them? Then you could have a Queen's Book Distribution Service. Pay the poor exploited underclass good, serious wages with money fresh off the press gracefully granted by Her Majesty's Exchequer.

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Re: All Microsoft Training revenue goes to Luxembourg too...

Because of the 15% VAT? Which is still 15% too high of course.

Not a surprise at all. I hear taxes are being raised in Luxembourg in 2013.

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Re: Corporations avoiding tax

> We have to pay extra tax, in effect, to subsidise the corporations.

You have to pay extra tax to pay the state.

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Re: The solution is simple

> corporate tax to below Luxemberg

1) It's "Luxembourg"

2) Can you check for me how much the corporate tax is for Luxembourg? I can't remember exactly. I can, however, with 100% assurance tell you that it is not low.

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Re: Pensions,

On would hope.

But then exporting money tends to depress the strong pound, so exports become easier.

The strong pound .... of wait ....

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"list of shame"

What kind of shame is that, then?

The same one invented by Good Honorable Citizens and People In Power And Need Of Money on which ..err.. "money lenders" were once put?

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Re: Gogol would have been proud.

Who names his cat Gogol? Have your read Bilal, perchance?

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Well...

All the nostalgia and reminescing is appropriate, but I have to say I find it even better to have robots checking out the outer reaches of the solar system or planetary surfaces while engineers safely ensconced in white-collar bunkers check their weak transmissions for newsworthy data.

Of course, there are not nearly enough robots. And they are all energy and delta-V starved. And there should be at least a few doing 0.01c to the Oort. Up with the robot program! Bring on the nuclear propulsion. The universe demands it!

Or one can let depression set in while reading Ballard... "The Dead Astronaut":

"Cape Kennedy has gone now, its gantries rising from the deserted dunes. Sand has come in across the Banana River, filling the creeks and turning the old space complex into a wilderness of swamps and broken concrete. In the summer, hunters build their blinds in the wrecked staff cars; but by early November, when Judith and I arrived, the entire area was abandoned. Beyond Cocoa Beach, where I stopped the car, the ruined motels were half hidden in the saw grass. The launching towers rose into the evening air like the rusting ciphers of some forgotten algebra of the sky...

Already, too, the relic hunters were at Cape Kennedy, scouring the burning saw grass for instrument panels and flying suits and – most valuable of all – the mummified corpses of the dead astronauts.

These blackened fragments of collarbone and shin, kneecap and rib, were the unique relics of the space age, as treasured as the saintly bones of medieval shrines. After the first fatal accidents in space, public outcry demanded that these orbiting biers be brought down to earth. Unfortunately, when a returning moon rocket crashed into the Kalahari Desert, aboriginal tribesmen broke into the vehicle. Believing the crew to be dead gods, they cut off the eight hands and vanished into the bush. It had taken two years to track them down.

From then on, the capsides were left in orbit to burn out on re-entry. Whatever remains survived the crash landings in the satellite graveyard were scavenged by the relic hunters of Cape Kennedy. This band of nomads had lived for years in the wrecked cars and motels, stealing their icons under the feet of the wardens who patrolled the concrete decks. In early October, when a former NASA colleague told me that Robert Hamilton's satellite was becoming unstable, I drove down to Tampa and began to inquire about the purchase price of Robert's mortal remains. Five thousand dollars was a small price to pay for laying his ghost to rest in Judith's mind."

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Re: Scary thing is ...

The scary thing is that all the future money has already been spend. Including the money for social programs.

> We need to get back to basics & reality.

Basics & reality will get back to us.

Meanwhile, beer in the morning.

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Re: Facebook Marketing Dept. Response

Like

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Devil

Re: which vote?

Yep, that's the program being implemented by the Mayor around here how is tyring to get out his debt crater by increasing taxable headcount. He's selling "not informing anyone" as "streamlining the democratic process" though.

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Re: Dig at open source

> Globalisation has hurt the west.

I don't think so. Wonder how many of your gear would still be in the unaffordable stratosphere (if it even existed?) What has hurt "The West" is pretending that they are wealthy and extremely progressive. And wars. Lots of wars.

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Re: Painfully naive

I guess what would happen is that someone takes out an addy saying "I will buy your shares for current market value + 1 USD and the deal goes through if I can collect x% in total. Phone number is yadda yadda.". He wouldn't phone his broker to attempt to hoover up shares openly.

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Paris Hilton

Schrödinger's Cat is now DOWN

"by imparting spin – the angular momentum possessed by an electron – to a storage medium"

I'm not sure that what really occurs is all that well expressed with this sentence.

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Devil

Re: using nutmeg as an hallucinogen.

There was an article in NewScientist back in the 90's about bad tripping on nutmeg.

und.. und..... MUSKATNUSS! MUSKATNUSS HERR MÜLLER!! HABEN SIE VERSTANDEN, HERR MÜLLER?

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Re: They're waiting for you, Gordon...

"Oh you wanna know why? It's symbolic. The management wants you to know that you are their dog, so they keep you on a leash."

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Devil

"The miscreants accused the ruling royal family of interfering in the affairs of neighbouring countries, such as Syria and Bahrain."

Because photos of tanks being driven around and weapon crates being dropped off are just not enough, these are "accusations" made by miscreants.

Whereas hyped hearsay about the Iranian nuke program are "grave accusations" made by "reliable anonymous sources".

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Re: Cultural differences...

Nah, it's the same bearded guy from the Desert Vision Extravaganza. If he thanked Amaterasu, that would be newsworthy.

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Childcatcher

Holy sh*t, downvotes!

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Re: Nobody expected

You prefer your Zombies fresh?

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Re: Here we go

I threaten you with a crowbar!!

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Holmes

You seem to be firmly in grip of the spirit of the 21st century, my good sir. I can only applaud this.

Have you applied for a civil servant place at the Ministry of Smoke an' Fire already? I'm sure your reptile eyes will uncover quite a few edgy cases...

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Re: Blimee...

And apparently for "legally held firearms".

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Re: Doesn't work, anyway

Crushed bear liver in Sezuchan tea leaves?

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Re: Interesting how as I get older

Welcome to the desert of the Real.

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Nah, they are just extremely innovative.

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Black Helicopters

Snowcrashing!

As as you brain doesn't explode when you look at the sticker's white noise, I can live with this.

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Re: They're waiting for you, Gordon...

"This is bad. We are BAD PEOPLE! Why did we usher in the GREEN APOCALYPSE??"

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Re: Eh, everyone knows that when the inadvertent LHC dimensional rift opens....

We can handle a few shoggots. [Chomps cigar]. But lawyers ... get me the President on the phone!

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Re: We are very fortunate

Come now. The day the US Presidency managed to unify a Constitution Shredder with a Constitution Scholar, well, things just jumped the shark.

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Re: US Strategy of Negotiation: Our Way or the Highway

While I'm waiting for the backup to finish .... C.M. Kornbluth and the Syndicate:

"They had what they called laissez-faire, and it worked for a while until they got to tinkering with it. They demanded things called protective tariffs, tax remissions, subsidies — regulation, regulation, regulation, always of the other fellow. But there were enough bankers on all sides for everybody to be somebody else's other fellow. Coercion snowballed and the Government lost public acceptance. They had a thing called the public debt which I can't begin to explain to you except to say that it was something written on paper and that it raised the cost of everything tremendously. Well, believe me or not, they didn't just throw away the piece of paper or scratch out the writing on it. They let it ride until ordinary people couldn't afford the pleasant things in life.

Let me point out what the so-called Government stands for: brutal "taxation," extirpation of gambling, denial of life's simple pleasures to the poor and severe limitation of them to all but the wealthy, sexual prudery viciously enforced by penal laws of appalling barbarity, endless regulation and coercion governing every waking minute of the day. That was its record during the days of its power and that would be its record if it returned to power. I fail to see how this menace to our liberty can be condoned by certain marginal benefits which are claimed to accrue from its continued existence."

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Re: US Strategy of Negotiation: Our Way or the Highway

> Don't forget what makes a country, people with a military.

I am sorry to say that I totally disagree with your national-socialistic worldview.

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Devil

Comparing apples and oranges, you are.

"Internet" aka. "The Pipes" are the "Delivery Vans" of the "Media"

Control the delivery van, there is no need to control the "media" or ensure that an accident burns down the print shop.