* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

16005 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jun 2008

W3C moves to snuff Apple web patents

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Headmaster

But you can't patent that

It's a spec, so USPTO will exceptionally say "no".

You need some magic applicative dust ... "method to enrage superego CEOs of fruit-logo bearing companies"

VMware: We will virtualize entire world in six years

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Holmes

Still don't know what problem virtualization is supposed to solve

...except configuration mess problems that should maybe be solved differently than with a virtual sledgehammer.

Many parents are only on Facebook to stalk their kids

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Paris Hilton

So what does a "friend" request on Facebook do then?

Because I don't know, you know.

'I caught a virus from Murdoch's organ' – famous secret hooker

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Paris Hilton

Are you people still talking shag power?

What, are you 12 years old?

Brussels acts to ensure arrival of new, unknown legal highs

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Childcatcher

Once biochemical path modeling has advanced somewhat...

...and can be run for a few thousand bucks on a supercomputer in Shenzen, with the results in a nice tar that you can just upload to your molecule sequencer, politicians and daily-mail reading people who like to mind your own business are going to SHIT BRICKS.

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Big Brother

Correction

You mean while the government is in control.

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Big Brother

We are not legislating against legal highs?

"The government are legislating not against perfectly fine legal highs, but against people purchasing for human consumption compounds whose effects are unknown."

Hmmm... a tautology followed by a goal that's only reachable in a politician's brown-envelopes-and-pony land.

Yup, the masses may be unwashed but at least they are brainwashed.

Heat sink breakthrough threatens ventblockers

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Go

Yeah well

I'm not sure whether the air gap is enclosed or not...

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Pint

That's coo... oh God, that's a pun! What's wrong with me?

Even if that were the case (which I doubt, as you can move your PC even with the harddisk spinning), you could still use it in stationary devices.

US Marine gets date with Meg Griffin on YouTube

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Facepalm

Which is nice, but..

"You need to do it for your country"

Now THERE is someone who needs to taken behind the woodshack for a little ... educational experience.

Hunt refers News Corp/BSkyB bid to Competition Commish

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Angel

The sad thing is...

...you cannot fault him for the public's rather dismaying taste in bilge.

Unix still data center darling, says survey

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Linux

Quite so.

There is a gigantic penguin in this room. It may be hard to spot behind all the salesdroids at first...

Diary of a cameraman at the last shuttle launch

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Stop

You are off mass shell

"A building is a building is a building. Once the fabric is there in place, and assuming its been built properly (and there isnt the odd earthquake), its there and has a fundamental value, it is fundamentally the same thing for years"

No.

The price of labor and the price of goods nothing to do with how much material, what type of material or how much time went into it. Start with the basics:

http://mises.org/daily/2255 - "The Source of Prices"

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WTF?

Not really either

The US could have changed the course before Gulf War I (Bush Senior), but just letting it rip with the military-industrial complex was, well, the easy way to go. Incessant Warfare-Welfare financed by Keynesian Policy did the rest.

"They need to find $4tn within a few weeks"

Well, that's really easy. Treasury sends IOU to 4 trillion to Federal Reserve, they print the money and keep a few percent to pay the janitor, amortize the building, then send the container back to Geithner. Instant riches!

"It makes even less sense that the same building in 2007 is worth one amount, and 6 months later has lost 80% of its value"

Of course it does. How much did you pay for the PC on which you are writing this. Not 20 million USD, right?

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Happy

Yes

It's like Steam Locomotive Spotting. Extra points if the conductor invites you in to shovel coal.

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Meh

"The shuttle brought about the USSR's final collapse "

Yes.

Actually no. It was Bruce Willis who demonstrated that the US could redirect stones to any city of the Evil Empire.

Chambers of Commerce say UK recovery is weak

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Devil

Coalition warfare!

"We accept the need to persevere with painful measures to cut the deficit. But the government must move beyond the rhetoric of growth, and introduce radical reforms to help businesses export, invest and create more jobs."

Because it's in the government's power to do so? Even Gandalf refused jobs he knew he couldn't tackle.

"It called on the Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee to postpone premature interest rate rises and the government to implement more growth-enhancing policies"

Code for Keynesian policy and quantitative easing. Meanwhile they are moaning about inflation....doublethink or hopeless confusion?

When will the "Whip Inflation Now" Cameron-Pins come out?

Apple patent: 'Pour' your data from iPhone to iPad

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>can I be taken to court for anything at all

No, unless you actually *use* it.

State-guaranteed monopoly does not preclude you to actually build what someone else has put on paper during a toilet break, but once you did all the hard work and possibly went to market, the next step is paying up.

Feds seize kit from Apple Store spyware artist

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Alert

THE AUDACITY OF ART!

Yep, that was *not* smart however you look at it.

Thar arts master didn't have a side dish in ethics and legalities.

ARM daddy simulates human brain with million-chip super

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Boffin

"An even more minority view is that consciousness is a quantum effect."

Unfortunately this assumption is useless.

"Quantum effects" is just code for "some magic happens that gives you additional power; I will leave for the reader to imagine what that could be". In other words: low-level religious feel-good crap packed in modern jargon [yes, I'm looking at you, Penrose!]

Even honest-to-god quantum computers would not help you solve NP-complete problems in polynomial time. In fact, the problems in BQP [bounded error quantum polynomial time] do not seem to be of any interest for daily jobs. Do do not need fast factorization for getting milk jugs out of the fridge.

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Terminator

Of course not

I anyone knew that, that would mean it had already been done.

This is also just a coarse-grained simulation . Getting structure and interesting behaviour into this is another problem.

And in the end, I bet a smart machine won't be a large neuron simulator at all. Planes are not hundreds of flapping wings either. Some cross between Watson and Cog I reckon.

Airport screener stuffs stolen iPad into (own) trousers

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Big Brother

Aren't they unionized now?

Expect the union to ride to the rescue of the perp, coz it can't be that TSA employees are being spied upon by lowly private airline company underlings.

Is Facebook worth more than Google?

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Megaphone

An Open Letter to President Obama

1) Seize Facebook using Executive Prerogative or some similar Nazi B.S. If needed, Mr. Koh can finagle a justification.

2) Sell at 1'000'000'000'000 USD (1 TRILLION US DOLLAR)

3) ???

4) Reduce national debt by 1/14! (or have the cash ready for next year's military expenditures)

Parmo v poutine: The ultimate post-pub nosh deathmatch

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Pint

Uhm

I think arteries clog due to inflammation by certain sugars and veggie oils.

Leave out the chips, then go wild on the full fat!

But I'm not sure the beer will help.

Dell's faulty PC legal woes worsen (again)

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Boffin

On the other hand...

...if they did the true testing-and-assurance song and dance a lot of the stuff wouldn't be there in the first place and overlay programming on a 256K machine might well be latest feature to hit the stores.

Mass consumption electronics is what it is. Deal with the risk.

And for anything serious, you have "maintenance contracts".

Microsoft muzzles IE chief's 'native HTML' nonsense

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Windows

Stop clarifying what some confused dude at MS says

"Expose functionality in the OS that maps to what HTML-5 needs"

It's called an API. Look it up sometimes.

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Trollface

Just wait for Ballmer's new book

"The Road Ahead: If I Did It"

Oracle coughs up Java 7 release candidate

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Facepalm

D'oh!

You want statics in an interface?

Maybe you are unsure about what you want to do.

Deep inside AMD's master plan to topple Intel

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Windows

Well, duh!

You, sir, are of the highest intelligence because you happen to have, with the unusual sharpness of a Moriarty-like mind, recognized, in a flash as it were, what capitalism is all about.

Except for the "all but irrelevant", "things that nobody wants" and "simply don't perform" parts.

Have a cookie. It's a bit mouldy.

Google and Microsoft sued over interwebs street maps

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Big Brother

Submarines, Submarines Everywhere!

And lazy-assed USPTO bureaucrats looking forward to a nice pension package courtesy of the taxpayer, waving arbitary crap through that has been described a least a thousand times before in cheap "cyber" technothrillers.

Ain't the world a great place!

Lights go out at Telecity in London data outage

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Trollface

Right

Grogan. Glass lift.

Enough said.

New Yorkers battle giant blindness-causing plants

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Holmes

The War On Giant Hogweed (WOGH) is on!

Why is this suddenly a problem?

Oh yeah, bin Laden is dead. Need something new.

Call of Duty given ultimate Star Wars makeover

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Pint

I sense ... a Cease and Desist Letter

Plus: Not bad but why the drunken running?

Cisco drives epic Chinese surveillance network, says report

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Happy

Of course!

"Cisco Supports Freedom of Expression, an Open Internet and Human Rights"

Well, who _wouldn't_ support Freedom of Expression, an Open Internet and Human Rights? It's like Obama who supports closing Gitmo, getting Troooops out of the 'stans, repealing the surveillance state and upping the "economy at home" or Israel that supports a peaceful solution to the Palestinian Question.

The Real World may well thwart those lofty goals. The flesh is weak, verily!

Happy face because we need it.

Boffins fix dead satellite using 'dirty hack' in space

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Black Helicopters

Ouch

Reading that was is slightly less worse than would be doing a whole night stakeout of the local FBI office with the Lone Gunmen nerdclub. From a non-airconditioned container.

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Alert

Yes.

Taxpayers.

With returns going to companies across Europe based on the per-country input (so-called "georeturns")

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Pirate

Bad Samba, Bad!

Yes. we want to know!

ESA is probably sitting on the info considering it a "confidential/restricted" or some such crap. Or they phoned the DoD to use one of their rumored manipulator-equipped orbital "Arrrhh! Grappling Hooks!!" vehicles.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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Holmes

I raise you an Eva

"but the game is based on events leading up to the movie"

So we will see Megan Fox being thrown out of a movie studio?

Popular FTP package download tarball poisoned

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This

"Nonetheless the incident illustrates that code repositories can be poisoned and the importance of checking digital signatures as a safeguard against falling victim to such shenanigans."

You cannot check for E.Coli in German Sprouts, but you CAN check the signature.

UK will obey Euro unisex-insurance rules from 2013

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FAIL

You seem confused....

Apparently in some worlds, "regulation" (which is what we are seeing here) on goods sold to a captive buyer pool (which is what we have here) makes things better and "fairer"

That's like a US dude claiming that's he so free while he's being escorted to a Gitmo Flight.

How's the regulation to mandatorily have > 40% females on companies' boards coming btw.? Ministers of female affairs all over the EU seem pretty happy about having that.

Pissed-off elves bombard Icelandic town with rocks

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Alien

We all know that UFO folk are actually elves pandering to 20-cen sensibilities

Expect righteous microwaving of sleeping people, cattle mutilations, dogs turned inside-out and leftover "radioactive areas".

It's only justice!

Google Go strikes back with C++ bake-off

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Meh

A downvote?

The parochialism of certain people is pathetic.

"Incompetent and unaware of it" comes to mind.

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Facepalm

"any serious work is done either in C or in C++"

For varying values of "serious", I reckon.

Profit piranhas want a bite of HP

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Big Brother

Well...

Really what do you expect? These people are trained to see government-fuelled bubble after bubble after bubble. So is the hoi polloi actually. The expectation of having "high returns, constantly" is by now in-built. It may lead to destruction of actual income generators to the profit of weird mutant fish like Facebook, estimated at 100 billion, but that's the toxic environment for you.

It's like the "Color out of space", fueled by Central Banks.

"Almost at the same time the mortality among the livestock commenced. Poultry turned greyish and died very quickly, their meat being found dry and noisome upon cutting. Hogs grew inordinately fat, then suddenly began to undergo loathsome changes which no one could explain. Their meat was of course useless, and Nahum was at his wit’s end."

'Dirty' Hari defends radical interview mashup technique

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Big Brother

But he had access to Platonic Truth [tm]

That must be worth something, right?

In fact, it's not really different from what happens when a politician goes on air, except in the latter case it's supposed to be common knowledge that you get Serious Signal Enhancement.

Facebook game outfit Zynga files for $1bn IPO

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Pint

"Creating 38,000 virtual items every second"

Holy damn. If only people were naturally enclined to work on loop quantum gravity instead, we would have Theory of Everything in no time.

Xboxer SWATTED by armed cops after online spat

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Trollface

That's easy

It's someone who games 27 hour per day 7/7 and writes articles about it.

Akira Blu-ray remastered disc set

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Alert

No, it's an exponential asymptotically going to 100.

I thought everybody knew _that_

New anti-corruption offences come into force today

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Happy

That's the goal

The Surgeon General recommends Three Felonies Per Day. For everyone.

It's always hilarious when the "if you do X, you have nothing to fear from this law" is trotted out YET AGAIN.

NetApp patents Hybrid Aggregates, sneers at PCIe

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FAIL

Yet another patent of a new arrangement of teacups on a table.

Boring, boring, boring.