* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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Tomb Raider dev denies Croft rape scene

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FAIL

Re: It's advertising Jim, but not as we know it.

In the end, the care-o-meter is at 0.

Outrageously old galaxy spied birthing new stars at furious rate

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Headmaster

Outrageously old galaxy?

NO! Outrageously YOUNG galaxy.

Yes, you! Behind the El Reg server rack! Stand still, laddy!

Girl Geek Dinner lady: The IT Crowd is putting schoolgirls off tech

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Iwakura Lain syndrome

Yeah, and it's not limited to females and high-schoolers either. University engineering courses have their share of the Retard Clan. I couldn't believe the blinkered attitudes (along the lines of "Why do you know anything about my area of specialization? You are not supposed to do that!"). What do these people do after they got their degree? They are done learning, become civil servants and grow a paunch. Then complain about Chinamen eating their lunch I guess.

Pegasus rocket lofts NuSTAR X-ray telescope into orbit

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Headmaster

"X-Ray emissions from near the heart of black holes"

Of course that would be "from the accretion disks near the surface of black holes", as their heart is inaccessible.

Blighty's new anti-bribe law will do more HARM than good

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Trollface

I detect a lack of progressivism and state worship at El Reg.

Come on guys, with the right laws we can CHANGE REALITY FOR THE BETTER AND LIFT HUMANS TO A HIGHER SPIRITUAL PLANE. Whether they want to or not.

Now for that law imposing women quotas in boardrooms...

Menaced cartoonist raises $60,000 for copywrong

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Big Brother

Randian?

Orwell put a name of that, not Alissa Rosenbaum.

Hitchhiker shot while researching 'Kindness of America'

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"He just gave him a shot in the arm"

Didn't you mean "Collateral Damage"?

Source code smoking gun links Stuxnet AND Flame

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Mushroom

Orientalists creeping out of the woodwork, fellating President Bomborama

Here is a heads up

0) Iran is still in good standing regarding their nuclear ambitions and all the top brass, even the military and intelligence ones, say that serious action towards building nukes has stopped in 2003 and hasn't continued since then. The fact that politicians disagree is neither here nor there as these are sociopaths without morals who will kill anyone for a longer stint at their taxpayer-provided desk.

1) Iran is not contravening any international treaty whatsoever in running their centrifuges. Indeed, they are adhering to the NPT which certain other countries haven't even signed.

2) Iranian religious authorities consider building nukes as morally reprehensible and issued a fatwa along those lines. How serious can you get?

2) Attacking some country because one feels like it and because it can be done is generally followed by war crimes trials and ropes hanging from rafters, mmmokay?

3) Indeed even threatening it with the usual "options on the table" bull is right out as per the UN charter.

4) So is killing random people on the streets of Tehran by gun or sticky bomb.

5) Cyber-attacking is also a no-no. Remember our western geniuses saying "act of war" about that kind of retardation?

Habeas data: How to build an internet that forgets

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Big Brother

Kludging "owernship" to this problem just obfuscates the issue.

So you "own" your data? Big deal. What data is that? Can you identify it it? Without collating it against another database (think traffic analysis)? What are you gonna do about it?

"Privacy and copyright advocates are really on the same page."

No they are not. Does "this database copyright by Google" tell you something important? Yes, it does.

Password flaw leaves MySQL, MariaDB open to brute force attack

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Facepalm

There is not enough WHY on the Internet for why MySQL daemon sockets should be visible from the Interwebs.

'Zombie bullets' fly off US shelves after wave of undead attacks

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But they are PROGRESSIVE zombies. Which is, not the REGRESSIVE zombie kind from Haiti.

Why MongoDB? It's the developers, stupid

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Devil

Well, high school is over for this summer, so you have to be forgiving.

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Re: Well, I bought the book (MongoDB in Action)

Come again?

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Paris Hilton

Well, I bought the book (MongoDB in Action)

...and it's all good, but I will look into a MySQL -> PostgreSQL migration first.

Passwords pillaged from League of Legends wand-strokers

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Joke

"sent emails to its online role-players in West, Nordic and East Europe"

Players in Asgard and Middle Earth are left in the cold?

Racists!

Facebook joins Google in warning DNSChanger victims

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Unhappy

Re: Charlie Stross has it right

Unfortunately... yes.

"They sent a slamhound on Turner's trail in New Delhi, slotted it to his pheromones and the color of his hair. It caught up with him on a street called Chandni Chauk and came scrambling for his rented BMW through a forest of bare brown legs and pedicab tires. Its core was a kilogram of recrystallized hexogene and flaked TNT."

Signed off by a colored progressive POTUS wielding a Nobel Peace Prize.

HP still NOT porting HP-UX to x86?

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Re: They should never have dumped PA-RISC

Back when Ashlee Vance was still writing and Andrew Orlowski had other concerns than to whiteknight "Intellectual Property Rights" faggotry, the following was said in

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/05/03/don_capellas_articulates_hpaqs_vision/

...Capellas mentioned "procurement" as often as navvies swear, and the chap obviously believes that this is the killer feature of the SRCAM merger.

"We've got to do this. We can't do microprocessor better than Intel," he added.

Well, we mused, you can't now, now that you've sold Alpha to Intel.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/05/14/sircampaq_the_winners_and_losers/

"Last week Capellas promised that Windows and Linux would "eviscerate" mid-range Unix. Taking no prisoners, the Don has decided to perform the task himself at the first opportunity."

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/11/16/hpaq_execs_pocket_millions/

As a reward for sacking some of the 15,000 staff who won't be needed in the merged HPaq, HP's top management will pocket $33.1 million in retention bonuses. Compaq's team will receive $22.4 million. The bonuses hinge on the successful completion of the merger.

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In memoriam

Ten years already: http://www.osnews.com/story/636

EU lurches behind copyright free-for-all landgrab

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Holmes

Re: Its worse than that

Unfortunately "your image" has only large intrinsic value if it is already known to many, many people.

Remember the burnt vietnamese girl? Yes, that kind of image.

MegaCo may decide to give you 1 USD for your stuff. Or else redo it from scratch. Maybe on a computer. Point is, their "multi-billion pound campaign" is in no way dependent on your stuff and you won't get serious money one way or another.

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WTF?

Unconvinced by these lamentations

One might have thought that allowing software libre to get onto the marketplace would have meant destroying the livelihood of the "creators" and cause them to die like flies / transform into emanciated corpses. Nothing of the kind happened. Sure, some saleable services and software packages went to hell or needed to be reinvented and repackaged. But so what? I didn't notice anything about "the world must pay you" in the Declaration of Human Rights.

I am also confused by the logic that sees evil corporations as continually lobbying for "enhanced" copyright legislation, with the evil corporations now lobbying from the shadow for legislation meant to lighten copyright legislation? How is that? Well, maybe they are not the _same_ evil corporations.

E3 2012: Prepare to have your buttons pushed

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Happy

Re: Wii-U

But you have two games with Ellen Page, so why complain?

Unfortunately The Last One of US is PS3 only. Bletch.

GCHQ to encrypt your tweets with Enigma - for science

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Headmaster

World Wide Idocy

Also known as the "Great War for Civilization" or the "War to End all Wars".

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Headmaster

El Reg standard are slipping

The headline should capitally say "...for SCIENCE!!"

I do not consider this a triumph.

LinkedIn users buried in spam after database leak

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Meh

Re: Idiots

> a case where the government should outlaw the entire industry

I don't know what's worse: badly protected social networking sites or rampant state idolatry.

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Holmes

Re: Idiots

Haha my password was not leaked. But then again, it's 10 random characters generated from /dev/random.

battery staple horse correct wasn't leaked either

Vint Cerf: 'COMMUNISTS want to seize the INTERNET'

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Mushroom

Re: This is the same UN

> charitable donation

I don't consider donations to corrupt organizations bluewashing the bombing of foreign lands as charitable at all.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Cerf was a mentor of mine, back in the early days.

But to whom?

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Devil

Red Downloads?

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS COMMUNISM ON MY HARDDISK??

HDD oligopoly to keep post-flood prices high till 2014

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Holmes

Pope catholic etc...

Good times to get rid of old data, compress more or look for alternatives to spinning rust.

I suppose the NSA and assorted data-slurping-and-retaining agencies have no problem buy the things, being fed by taxes or your pension scheme.

UK websites: No one bothers with cookie law, why should we?

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Big Brother

I don't know what kind of state worshipper would downvote such a post, so I upvote.

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Pirate

Re: While we are on the subject...

I'm sure KPMG can offer you complex cookie hierarchy management consultancy by Certified Cookie Hierarchy Management Specialists fully compliant with all the ICOs of nationalities various and sundry for a low, low fee.

Flying Dutchman creates dead cat quadcopter

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Devil

Re: It's not pining!

It escaped into another dimension.

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Posthumous? More like postouranos.

"His prime motivation was to improve Orville's bird-chasing abilities, albeit posthumously."

Something is wrong here.

PC-makers hope for Windows 8 hero to sweep up sales

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Re: wrong philosophy

PUT ON A3 PAPER AND FRAME!

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Windows

The Mayans were right... their Calendar stopped at Windows 8

...Microsoft will hit their revenue targets in the consumer market over the Christmas period, and follow that with an "onslaught" on the business market to encourage operating system migration during February and March.

Just in time for the big EURO KABLOOIE, the US PREZ PROSTITUTION SHOW, possibly the WAR ON PERSIA's nonexisting nuclear program and not totally impossibly the WEIMAR DOLLAR. We are all set then.

Yes indeed.

I have to say this is painful to read. After 20 years of The Road Ahead and product national-socialism, Microsoft is still hoping that people will try to avoid "connectivity" and "security" issues by standardizing on Windows Eight (weight?) a product with as-yet unknown "features". Yes indeed.

Techies beg world to join the 1% on IPv6 launch day

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Childcatcher

D-Day? Don't remind me!

We have been more than 10 years in a kind of Amoral Neverending War Everywhere Against Everyone and are currently dumping ourselves down the loo because we borrowed ourselves to death a bit earlier (some would say that "we owe it to ourselves so there is no problem" ... ha ha ha).

Talking about high-falutin inanities like IPv6, are we?

Yes, Mr. Hilter. Do you want Sachertorte to be delivered to your Bunker?

Oz has to go nuclear, says Adelaide U scientist

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Re: Nothing to see here.

"As for legality, the ARPANS Act specifically prohibits nuclear power plants."

A huge green snake bars the way!!

It's a sad statement of our times that there never are laws prohibiting government employees from entering their buildings in the morning.

Earth bathed in high-energy radiation from colossal mystery blast

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Re: Erm, magnetic charges?

But really, no-one cares about Maxwell's equations because of course they are classical approximations of "some other thing" (there is the photon quantum field, but getting Maxwell equations out of its description takes some serious operator algebra). So Maxwell's equations do not say much about the existence or not of magnetic monopoles.

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Re: Terrestrial origin

Arthur: What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?

Tim: I... am an enchanter.

Arthur: By what name are you known?

Tim: There are some who call me... 'Tim'...?

Arthur: ...greetings, Tim the Enchanter.

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Headmaster

Re: Yay

This article is racist against gamma ray bursts and casts aspersion on people who see flaming crucifixes floating over dead saints' resting places at sunset!

Lard-busting specs trick snack-happy Japanese

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Trollface

“Reality is in your mind.”

Keynes appears and makes everyone rich by printing up some money.

Big Data is now TOO BIG - and we're drowning in toxic information

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Mises' "Human Action" in action?

It all depends on the type of data.

If you have data that converges nicely to a value when you calculate the mean, you are home free. This applies to physical experiments, which are repeatable, can be studied in isolation and where you have a model to check against.

If you have data that is all over the place and strongly depends on intelligent agents and/or random fluctuations you are looking for trouble. It gets worse if you don't even have a model or a clue what to look for. Statistics-using economists and "traders" (basically, swimming-pool attendants in charge of your money) are dead stinking fish once the party is over (that's you, Krugman) - they never knew what to look for in the first place. Same goes for politicians fantasizing about cakewalks in foreign lands and generals pouring about the latest metrics about how the war is going before they are shipped back to D.C. Your social dreckwork cannot be far behind.

Strong ARM: The Acorn Archimedes is 25

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Re: Still have a mint-condition A5000 Alpha (33MHz!) in its box.

Do the capacitors still hold?

The motherboard of my old Amiga was felled when a capacitor lost its electrolyte and transformed it into something out of STALKER.

Britain's military techies honoured with new combat IT awards

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Big Brother

A good job done in a bad cause.

I'm ambivalent on all of this.

At least it's not the Tony Blair Medal of Truth and Freedom.

LucasArts unveils Star Wars game for grown-ups

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"I don't know. Fanwank something!"

"Star Wars 1313 dives into a part of the Star Wars mythos that we've always known existed, but never had a chance to visit"

I hate this kind of marketroid talk. It's not as if "Star Wars Universe" had some independent existence or (like mathematics or an actual world) had "areas to uncover/visit" because there is no requirement to be consistent in anything.

They should just admit that "We made random stuff up so we could sell you something. Enjoy!"

Jobs gloom in the US: But a few bright spots in IT

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Junkie unwell? Great Doctor Keynes orders more Heroin!

"Factory output is slowing in China. Europe is still struggling with debts in Greece, Spain, and Ireland. And now the United States is adding a lot fewer jobs than needed."

And most of these are government-sponsored. Oh woe.

Meanwhile, if you think it's over or looking up, the junkie economy is currently so junked up that its head is bound to explode like a pez dispenser any minute now:

"http://mises.org/daily/6054/The-Bernanke-Bust"

"We are looking at another economic bust but, given the size of this building monetary boom, a bust with a real possibility of surpassing anything we have seen in the recent past. Yes, even the housing boom turned bust turned Great Recession."

Great job!

US officials confirm Stuxnet was a joint US-Israeli op

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Sociopath in power admits to lesser wrongdoings, while continuing malfeasance.

Pope catholic, Holocaust actually happened etc.

Facebook goes offline, shares stabilise at merely disastrous level

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Re: And they call the mafia criminals??????

> The speculation continues

Only deranged progressives care. It's called risky business.

Of course, here, it's fuelled by freshly generated money splurging out of banks, central and otherwise, so you may indirectly lose your shirt. Call your elected representative for complaints.

Milky Way DOOMED to high-speed smash with Andromeda galaxy

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Re: I'm so confused

> imagine a fireworks rocket.

Geometrically more correct is the expanding balloon with bits on it can move around and attract each other. Some will collide, some won't get the chance. Also, as the balloon is expanding more and more quickly and lightspeed is max speed, every bit will at some point in time be a lonely spec of solitude on an outrushing surface.

Penrose had some idea that if you magically get rid of the rest mass of the lonely wandering particles, a simple conformal geometrical transformation shows that a very-far-future, very-large, very-empty, very-much-nothing-happening-anymore universe actually looks like a very-small, very-dense, very-young, very-active universe. Like a russian doll. But this still needs some work.

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Re: Have you been in an accident that wasn't you fault?

Nah, just clamp it.