Make work for idle hands
Now on Google AppEngine: Reinvented square wheel which is being flattened performance-wise by old-school Java application servers anyway and (hopefully?) meant for people who:
2) Have obviously converted to IT from management and are convinced Node.js is "hot" but are otherwise bereft of any serious domain knowledge
3) Basically haven't understood that there is an OS between their "synchronous" call and the hardware (it's what the OS is for, duh)
FAIL icon because there is no USELESS icon.