You do not seem to understand what a company is.
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You do not seem to understand what a company is.
Big talk when the bubble pop is nearer than one might think....
Who will be on RSA 2017?
“We have determined that the issue was caused by a storage failure, which impacted communication to the storage tier”
So the failure was caused by a failure, which caused things to fail?
Because Excel sheets are best?
Waste of my time
Yep, it's definitely time to not be employed.
Those "panics" are generally skillfully engineered.
Takeover of crappy IoT civilization from orbiting alien spaceship via leet haxx.
This is when a massive cloud backs up into you and you perform a squishy sound just before dropping your dox.
We need a fscking "cloud!" icon
a very good satire of capitalism
This is not how capitalism works, comrade.
I have been in corporate IT so long that I cannot fathom how this spontaneous collaboration could happen, that anyone would know how to disassemble a car (and reassemble it afterwards) or why anyone would even see his interest in participating in such an action kindled....
Whadda fark is the "Glodislock" zone and does it involve BDSM implements? I am rather afraid...
Ariane 5 went down due to "unnecessary code"...
You must be 16 years old for not having realized yet that specializations exist for a reason.
That's not an approved way to recycle electronic waste! You might get RIPAed for this.
Ignorance is Strength
"We need to be respectful but make sure our voices are heard."
You should never be "respectful" with people you pay dearly and who then proceed to either do nothing at all or become active threats to the common wellbeing.
In the end, the disrespect may have to go so far as to use guns. It happened before. It will happen again.
"Mobile ad blocking will kill you all"
Photographers wanting to photograph in a style that looks like "hostile reconnaisance", moreover.
What is this world coming to?
(My style of "hostile reconnaisance" is scoping through a Bushnell across the axis of a long boomstick. It tends to shut people up.)
Thank you for your considered opinion which, after analysis, appears to be a waste of perfectly good electrons written by an airhead.
Recruiters are not monopsonists, you know. Go find a company that will hire you at an acceptable salary for your skill level.
We have hired outside-of-the-EU-common-job-exchange-area (whatever it is called), which demands an official signature and a statement that "no local talent could be found in spite of searching". Thing is, we liked the Romanian developerette .. and local talentt could indeed not be found, it positively sucked.
The time-tested argument "I own everything of value ever, it's written on this little piece of paper" has resulted in SCO shareholders and employees getting rogered good.
I remember some of those employees actually drinking the kool-aid and staging a pro-SCO protest back when people thought Iraq would be over "soon". Where is their job now?
This sounds like a special project to unleash the True Form of Microsoft through code necromancy and bring about fanboy armageddon. We will end up in the nether world of Fourthly Divided Wall Opening. YOu have been warned!
That's a third rail in US politics. Sheldon Adelson and other influence mongers must be picking up the phone and threaten to withhold funds/transfer funds to presidential competitors or to talk darkly about "reputation".
But apart from that, has the neocon post been different under Bezos? I don't think anything has changed.
Plus, you can't get good press outfits by decree.
Also, nobody actually wants to read the stuff such an outfit would put out. Better go through the day with the rah-rah amurrica dream.
Yup, looks like something landed close to home.
I hope the article was instructional.
The next question would be "How pointy is your hair, then?"
(Plus, if the answer had been straight, the boss would just have said "I don't believe you because my nephew says it's very secure and he's in third grade!" and this would just have resulted in an accident in the server room a bit later.)
WHY DID YOU BUY A 3D PRINTER? YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!
It's gonna go through.
You do know that the Community Organizer President ("imma aiming for a nuke-free world") is not averse to a nuke renewal/refresher program at the cool tune of USD 1 trillion? Because Russians are in Crimea or something.
Even Hillary "I smoked Lybia" Klingon has said that she would "look into this" if elected.
The cleansing economic crash can't come fast enough.
..under the heading "these people are terrorists ... shoot to kill on sight."
And a quadro-pounder with cheese. That's four pounds of meat.
But DZero collaborative IS a Tevatron team?
in the newly forming USSR
Looks like someone is drinking neocon cool-aid here. Bon appétit!
I can handle C++ without screaming in agony as much as I do in Java ;-)
Put your hands up and step the fuck away from that workstation! Calmly, now!!
Any serious commercial applications will be written natively for each platform.
1997 called and wants its memes back!
(What does "natively" mean anyway? Yup, "in C with lots of #ifdef"s)
Redditor dont_think_so_ says "To be a functioning member of society today, Skype is pretty much unavoidable
Yea, that's a Redditor all right.
How can we euthanize these types of "functioning members of society" as fast and painlessly as possible?
"IT? How hard can it be? I am a DOCTOR!"
You could put out a bowl of cocaine....
There is no Rammstein song called "HYDRAZIN" but there well should be.
Or else, russian punk metal maybe?
100% green fuel!
I never painted a boat but my looks ain't so good ...
Russians blow that all over their launchpads?
"Ok Gordon, fill the Monomethylhydrazine into the little hole over there!"
"Many engineers I know, me included, have fallen foul of counting backwards down to zero using an unsigned variable instead of a signed one,"
Many "engineers" are not using static analysis and/or are switching compiler warnings off while they get a cuppa coffee.
Patriots and terrorists deserve each other.
One should cordon off a large desert, then they can go there and play.
Jake post coming from another universe (as usual)!
In this universe:
> The quantae of the electromagnetic field have zero rest mass (I hear they are actually superpositions of weak and electromagnetic bosons, so this is a bit more complex than expected)
> The energy content of said field will manifest as gravitational mass in the usual Einstein field equations
The sail will move to a low-wage solar system.
But this one is not premature so the saying doesn't apply.
It seems to be a missing enum value, rather
When going to the network:
When coming from the network:
Probably not possible to implement these because of reasons, but still.
254 complaints were filed with the city over problems related to construction of the network
The next complaint will be broadcast!
Who is Pascal Monnet, who is behind Frenchanon and why are they having a conversation in french about Linode?
Maybe Pascal Monnet and Frenchanon are coworkers?
Yeah, someone will come up with Banderistas doing the Jewish population in such ways that even German Nazis started to retch and there will be fisticuffs and worse in front of the Eurovision venue.
Not bringing popcorn to this one.
More like something that can stop russian 7.62x39