Re: What should have been written in this article.
Continued life for old hardware for the indefinite future.
Did you mean "Hoping for continued life for old hardware" but actuality you are getting "Godot Driver Updates" while the resource hogging kills your shit hardware dead in the very definite future (like, the next 2 months or so).
Access to the Windows Store
Access to crudville: GRANTED!
Edge browser, if that's your thing.
Edgy browser, the same security sieve as the old bullshit code hairball.
Windows 7 updates get slower/stall every month. 10 works ok for now.
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