* Posts by Charlie Clark

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FBI says it helped mess up that iPhone – the one it wants Apple to crack

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Re: Speculation?

One thing I love about my fellow commentards is their ability to downvote because they have failed to comprehend my comment.

Have a downvote for being a self-righteous cock.

I'd like to give you another downvote for caring about the downvotes and another ten for complaining.

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SAP’s Byzantine licensing leaves its customers feeling exposed

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Re: Don't forget Oracle!

Wonder whether the guy kept his job!

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Facebook and Twitter back Apple's privacy stance

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Silicon Valley heavyweights Facebook and Twitter

Have we really fallen so low?

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It means they're too proud to ask the NSA to unlock the phone for them! More accurately, they want the same kind of warrantless access to data that they can get from any data centre just by sending a fax. should be able to get all the metadata they need from Apple and the phone network.

They're in possession and have probable cause so they any data they can find is admissible, unless it was obtained illegally before the event. But that would imply they had the guy on their radar… let's not go there.

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Good thing this dev quit. I'd have fired him. Out of a cannon. Into the sun

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Re: All code should be rewritten from scratch...

No need to rewrite everything from scratch: add tests. Good tests go a good way to making up for a bad briefing, lack of time, etc.

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New Monopoly version features an Automatic Teller Machine

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Re: Wow

Unfortunately thats called giving people what they want. Bigger houses, newer cars, latest gadgets and we want it before we pay for it.

This is explicit policy and is supposed to drive economic growth.

Now the risk has gone up as have the interest rates to account for it. The insanely high APR on a credit card looks nuts until you see how many people cant pay back.

From where I stand I see falling interest rates accompanied by a shift of risk from the banks to the taxpayer.

The APR on credit cars is driven more by what the market can bear, especially in America, than by the real risks born. If credit risk was taken seriously chip'n'pin or ID required would have been introduced long ago.

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Re: Player player trading ?

How does it handle things like inter player trading.

Well seeing as current economic fashion is dead against cash (can't force people to spend cash via negative interest rates, or spy on them as easily), you can assume that the game will get appified so that inter playing trading has to be handled by the bank, which will naturally charge for the service.

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Re: Wow

Lots of sour people poking at the economy here. The grass doesnt seem to look any greener in Europe (in fact seems much worse) so cheer up.

We're moaning about an economy that is based around debt.

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Re: Monopoly debt edition

I like it! Certain properties could also be designated as tax havens.

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Samsung S7 tease suggests phone likes it hot and wet

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Re: No innovation

This is consumer electronics you know: continual, minor improvements combined with inbuilt obsolescence is what it's all about.

While you and me might not like it, Apple has already demonstrated that non-removable batteries and storage can be very popular indeed. And this is not just some nebulous brand advantage: how many people have ever replaced the battery in their phone? Unified storage also means not needing to configure whether photos are stored on an SD card or not.

And prices are determined by the market: just as with the IPhone 5c/5s, Samsung found itself selling more "Edge" versions of the S6 than they had anticipated, because the curved screen was seen "to be worth it" by many.

As the market becomes more and more saturated and commodified there will be more attempts for this kind of differentiation. Just think of how luxury watches are manufactured: lots of emphasis on craftsmanship and special materials. OLED screens are still hard to make, curved ones are even harder.

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Facebook tells Viz to f**k right off

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Re: I don't get it

No, we're all have a laugh about it.

Good PR for Viz. Might take out subscription myself.

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Officia: Facebook is no longer cool*

I wonder if there is any network smart enough to pick this up and promote it. While Facebook mutates into a multi-billion dollar version of the Mothers Union, complete with Mary Whitehouse's seal of approval.

* if it ever was.

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Ordnance Survey unfolds handy Mars map

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Why? Are there any special attractions for donkeys?

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I've no idea why OS have bothered

How about because they were asked? And also because they know a lot about maps.

Just compared the image with Google Mars and the OS winds hands down on legibility and orientation and that's because they've taken the trouble of not making something for computers that people may or may not be able to use.

There's a lot to admire in Google's mapping stuff but they're not designed for serious navigation.

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Higher US Fed interest rates will hit startups over the head

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Re: The FED my be reversing that 0.25% rise

A couple other countries have successfully done this (negative interest rates) so rather than being theoretical it is something they could actually consider

Define success? Sweden and Switzerland have done it to push the exchange rate down; Japan is just going into it despite failing to get the economy growing with all other forms of expansive monetary policy.

Negative and near-zero rates have extremely deleterious effects on any form of saving. And, as we're seeing, they encourage the dependency on the Greenspan put: that central banks will always intervene to support asset prices.

The US is fine: capital is flowing back in from overseas and it has low energy costs. Of course, the next government shutdown won't be far away. But there are the slight problems of entitlement and pension funding…

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Re: The FED my be reversing that 0.25% rise

If you raise/borrow money and assume that rates will stay this low forever then you need your head examined.

Except that "new normal" is trying to make cheap debt forever true. The long term problems of this are disastrous: pretty much all insurance-based products (pensions, health insurance) will no longer work. But, hey, who cares as long as we hit our targets for the quarter or year?

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Not sure what the point of this post is. The Fed's rate rise just put a floor under the price of money. This has less of an impact on investment (money isn't moving from start-ups to government bonds) than it does on debt. Since 2008 central banks have engaged on huge policies of financial repression combing both low interest rates with money-printing to privilege debt. It was this which helped maintain and then pump up asset prices without any associated economic growth (this was supposed to come from the wealth effect that asset inflation is supposed to bring).

The current market uncertainties have little or nothing to do with interest rates but the resurgence of "risk-off" strategies moving hot money from one economy (China, Brazil, Russia) to another (US, Euro) with an associated correction of some asset values. Cue howls from the finance industry. I wouldn't mind so much about that if it didn't mean that central banks trying more of the same (driving interest rates negative such as in Sweden and Japan): in a risk-off environment this can only drive more money into "safer" bets such as US treasuries, or pushing string as the head of one bank put it.

So, the problem for start-ups isn't necessarily that there is less VC cash around but that the exit strategies are less lucrative: IPO or buyout. Not to worry, however, the financial industry will continue to lobby for the public to take on more of the risk (eg. by accepting bonds as collateral) so that valuations can be more or less maintained until that all-important IPO or sale.

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Debian 6.0 about to take flying leap off long term support cliff

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Re: If 5 years isn't enough

Or come over to the light and use FreeBSD.

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GitHub to devs: 'We ignored you but we never stopped caring'

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Re: "back in the day there were many interesting websites written by authors"

Whats needed is a federated thread-able searchable categorisation based messaging protocol. You know, like NNTP

I never really got on with NNTP. The problem with any subscription-based service is the barrier they offer to the casual observer.

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Re: Zoing Zoing Zoing Careoooiuuu

I hear that. The only way Atlassian can fix their stuff though is:

I find Atlassian very communicative and responsive. Certainly much better than a few years ago.

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Re: "back in the day there were many interesting websites written by authors"

Why StackOverflow when there is IRC?

Because IRC isn't searchable and has even more noise? I increasingly find good solutions to stuff on StackOverflow because it's content-focussed (unlike the rest of the crap that seem to be all about growing the network).

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Send tortuous stand-up ‘nine-thirty’ meetings back to the dark ages

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Re: Trendy fads

Let's hope so. Indeed it looks like the business writers have discovered the problems of too much communication. So we can expect the next fad to be just round the corner.

I do think there is a lot to be said for regular reporting within a project as a way of structuring things and encouraging the communication of problems. But the meeting is just one way of doing this.

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Dare is a great album of pop music. Accept it for what it is and you won't be disappointed.

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Scariest climate change prediction yet: More time to eat plane food

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Re: AC: "I miss Lewis :("

Oh, the mere fact that without it modern civilisation as we know it would cease to exist in a matter of days, along with 90% of the worlds population?

You really think 90% of the world's population is dependent upon fossil fuel? I've got news for you: if the rest of the world develops anything like the same hunger for energy as we do, then we're screwed.

But dont worry your pretty little head about it, keep voting green (or red: not much difference these says).

Ah bless, being patronised by a Tory…

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Re: Surely it wil average out

No, because drag costs more energy than pushing gives.

However, advances in aviation are likely to make more of an impact, especially if something like SABRE really can be shown to work.

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Re: AC: "I miss Lewis :("

Anyone get a desperate spam email from Lewis Page in recent weeks looking for work?

That would indicate he had access to our e-mail address which would be quite worrying.

Lewis' articles on anything (especially defence) other than climate change were usually entertaining and thought-provoking. But the climate-change stuff was very partial ranting; a bit like Worstall's stuff on economics. I don't mind reading stuff that I don't necessarily agree with – I might learn something – but do when it's too obviously pushing an agenda.

While I do believe that human development is affecting the planet, I'm also not convinced by the greenhouse effect. But this is largely down to the fact that we simply do not have sufficient historical data. However, I don't think it's something we should bet against. And what advantages do we really have in a dependence on fossil fuel?

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Uber, Taskrabbit, other Silicon Valley darlings urge Europe not to screw their business

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Microentrepreneurs?

Would those be the ones trying to eke out an existence on the micro-payments they receive from Uber, et al.?

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Women devs – want your pull requests accepted? Just don't tell anyone you're a girl

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Re: Incorrect extrapolation

I'll only call you patronising if you automatically think someone needs more help and encouragement simply because they're a woman.

Can't be ruled out but only as an initial response – I'm the go to techie for a couple of female friends so it easily becomes a habit. Not really by inclination. Though it works both ways: there are things I ask them about because I haven't got a clue. In both situations you can get into trouble by either assuming knowledge of a subject or its absence.

One thing I have learned, however, is always to ask before grabbing hold of keyboard or mouse.

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Re: nevermind the gender nonsense

double entendreurs

What's one of them, then? Some kind of cross between an entendre and an entrepreneur with some witty reference to the use of irony in the hipster start up scene?

If you're going to use words you're not sure how to spell then at least use a spellchecker before you post! ;-)

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Incorrect extrapolation

In short, as a whole women contribute more successful submissions to GitHub than men do

Nope, that is a logical fallacy. Just because the study contends that women are more likely to make more successful contributions does not mean that, in absolute terms, they do. I certainly many, many more PRs from men than women.

Anyway, the logic for identifying the gender of the contributors is flawed. That aside, I can imagine a lot of men perhaps tending to be less harsh on code from women and maybe making changes post-merge or to the PR directly. Call me patronising but I know that I do behave differently towards people who I think may need a bit of help and encouragement than others. At a conference recently I saw a presentation by a woman who emphasised how important it is for women to be encouraged in their work, which would seem to fit this pattern.

Conversely, I can be blunt, terse and even downright rude to people submitting shit.

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Microsoft axes ‘dozens’ more from former Nokia phone biz

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Re: I still don't know why

They still have the Patents

Who does? Microsoft? No, Nokia kept hold of all the IP in the deal, Microsoft just got licences.

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Offers? Opera's board likes Qihoo, says shareholders should too

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Yep. progress on Vivaldi has been slower than I expected, but thankfully Opera 12 doesn't rot.

Yes, still waiting for it to mature so I can make it my default browser but the return of the listening to users culture is very welcome.

I understand why Opera dropped Presto for Blink – let's face it Vivaldi does much the same thing – but the rest of the crap: getting rid of bookmarks only to reintroduce them; discover; no extensions on mobile; etc. hardly counts as innovation. I used to enjoy reading the release notes for each version of Opera, now they're just about making it shinier.

The mobile package is more coherent but just not very interesting for me.

I'm sure the developers in Poland are working flat out, I just don't know if they know they're supposed to be working on a web browser.

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ARM pumps fist as profits soar, warns of weaker hand in 2016

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"It had a bumper year, but expect losses for this one"

Where's the suggestion that losses in 2016 are expected? Lower profits due to saturation of the market maybe but, although Wall St types tend to think this, lower profits are not the same as losses.

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San Francisco prepares to open source its voting system software

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Will it be the first in the nation to do so in 2019?

No, because for all it's delusions, it's still only a city.

Anyway Estonia's already done this.

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Canonical reckons Android phone-makers will switch to Ubuntu

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Re: On what merit will they be trying to convice the users ?

How about simply being able to buy a phone and reload it with an entirely open-source ecosystem?

Don't really give a toss about the open source bit but already done this with Cyanogenmod, 'cos I hate the crap that comes on a Samsung, too. I have lots of Google apps on it because Google works very hard to make them good but, for example, I've never used GMail and use OSMAnd for maps.

The manufacturers don't really care: they'd rather sell you a new phone than provide you with updates. But the market for "anything just as long as it's open source" is pretty damn small.

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I don't think people really care about the OS on their phone. They just want "the damn thing to work" (for their own definition of work) and this will include their favourite apps. Microsoft poured millions into making popular apps available for Windows Phone and look how far that got them. Is Canonical planning to do the same? Or are they planning to provide an Android runtime? Because that's worked so well for Blackberry.

The manufacturers originally went with Google because it was the pass of least resistance to get a smartphone OS quickly and this is what they need to sell devices. They might make noises about selling services but that's half-hearted at best. What they like is selling a new device to someone every two years.

The Chinese have demonstrated that it is possible to have Android without Google's services but that was initially down to government intervention. The services is where the market is. What does Canonical have to offer?

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Silent Nork satellite tumbling in orbit

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I think we may see any future launches taken down, possibly even by the Chinese. But they are stuck between a rock and a hard place: crackdown on Kim Jong Eun and the country might collapse, leading either to war with South Korea and America or straight to US troops on the border. Of course, if they do nothing then it's increasingly likely that South Korea or Japan will take a pop shot at any future launch leading to war…

The best thing might be to pursue some kind of rapprochement with South Korea leading either to full unification, with a huge demilitarised zone, or a Hong Kong: one country, to systems solution. Strategically Korea isn't that important to China any more: it's far more concerned with the nine-dash line in the South China Sea.

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Ballmer schools SatNad on Microsoft's mobile strategy: You need one

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Activist investor?

The world’s wealthiest activist shareholder?

Has Ballmer suddenly become like Carl Icahn or Elliott Fund Management? Is he demanding a seat on the board of the company he stepped down from?

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Reports of Twitter's death greatly exaggerated, says CEO

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Re: Do you really believe they wouldn't be replaced?

If Twitter and Facebook went under, one or more something else would take their place.

We know. Still, even if only for a few days, I can't help thinking that the world would be better place without Twitter & co.

Of course, what really worries me is whether of my savings schemes has been investing in this shit. The German banks seem to have talent for it, as the sub-prime mortgage disaster showed.

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So. Are Europeans just a whining bunch of data protection hypocrites?

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Re: I spy with my little eye...

This explains why millions upon millions of migrants are pushing into Europe. They have the automatic right not to be kept out.

No, it doesn't. It's the Geneva Convention that guarantees the right of asylum (though not where). As for the reasons people are seeking asylum. Well, they're mainly due to the West's fucking around and stirring up trouble.

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Re: I spy with my little eye...

US is a privacy-free zone

That might be debatable – the legal positions are on it are starkly different – but what isn't at issue is the fact that the US treats US citizens very differently to aliens. "Aliens", and this includes EU citizens, have very few rights in US law.

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Very partial piece

Europe’s robo-Commissioner…

The opinion of one prof and one unnamed security expert and no mention at all of the current complete revamp of EU data protection and privacy legislation currently working its way through the institutions which will provide minimum standards throughout Europe.

It's laughable to suggest that existing US law provides adequate protection of EU citizens' data. It'a also laughable to suggest that this is somehow some kind of trade war: the European Commission and the member states were caught as much off-guard by the ECJ's decision as anyone else.

It's perfectly reasonable for Prof Walden to criticise the judgement but is disrespectful to imply that the judges didn't do their job properly. The ECJ has thus far had a commendable record in its judgements, particularly those instances where it instructs referring courts in EU law.

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FaceTime, WhatsApp UDP streams AWOL on iOS 9 beta with T-Mo US

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Re: Why NAT64?

Most people don't want their phone to have a globally-unique and addressable address.

There are privacy extensions for that. And it's certainly not the reason for NAT64. This is presumably for 6to4 traffic in the network because most clients don't do 6to4.

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OpenSSL fixes bug, gets dissed by German gov: That's so random ... not

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Re: Hopefully more money will be forthcoming?

The OpenSSL team now has more than enough money. But it still has a codebase that is unnecessarily complicated due to some weird decisions. Code complexity is anathema to security.

If money is forthcoming, I'd rather see it split between OpenSSL, LibreSSL and research. For server work, LibreSSL already makes more sense unless you have hard dependencies on OpenSSL.

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Google licks its lips at sight of Qualcomm's 64-bit server ARM chips

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Re: memory architecture

That's where AMD has the advantage.

Of course, Qualcomm's chip designers are no mugs and presumably Google will be able to give them targets and real performance data.

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Unfortunately, the A72 occupies the same living space as the A57

Apart from "a bird in the hand being worth two in the bush" the point about ARM chips not being beefy is not just about their power drawer what else they bring to the party. The AMD Seattle is not just a 64-bit chip but something designed explicitly for the data centre with excellent network and memory performance.

Just because we haven't heard anything doesn't mean that Google isn't already sampling the AMD chips. With the volumes its buying it can easily afford to have different chips for web servers, database servers, caches, etc. This also suits the Compute Engine model where Google manages the scalability completely.

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German Chancellor fires hydrogen plasma with the push of a button

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Re: re.Mutti

It's a bit of both: "mother knows best" and "mother hen" come to mind when thinking of her consensus-driven style of politics.

Her premiership has been characterised by her reassuring Germans that they were doing well while everywhere else was going to hell. Until recently she has studiously avoided adopting a position on any issue until the prevailing opinion in the country became clear. She has also demonstrated considerable skill in removing opponents, particularly putative alpha-males, within her own party and out-flanking the others by shamelessly adopting their positions and reversing policy if necessary. For this she has been rewarded by a population worried by change.

The wheels have started to come off recently ever since she surprisingly adopted a position on refugees and proceeded to break EU law (Dublin II). This initially suited the "mother hen" image and was wildly popular for a couple of months.

As for her record on nuclear power: once, when referring to nuclear accidents she made a comparison with baking noting that when you bake a cake not everything stays in the bowl… Of course, this was long before Fukushima…

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It killed Safe Harbor. Will Europe's highest court now kill off hyperlinks?

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Well, I suspect the angle will be whether the website can be seen to be aiding and abetting the abuse of copyright. There are already plenty of instances of links being taken down for all kinds of reasons, with DMCA abuse probably being the most common.

However, the ECJ can only really rule on a point of law and not really on the case in point. Freedom of speech is enshrined in the EU treaties, which the ECJ is required to uphold, so I can't see any judgement that would restrict this. Most likely is clarification of what's at stake and a referral back to the Dutch courts: can a case be made that Geenstijl was complicit in the repeated publication of copyright material? This, of course, needs to be balanced against the defence of free speech in cases like Snowden.

There is precedent in cases like the repeated publication of pictures of Kate Middleton's breasts where the courts had no problem coming down hard on publishers.

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Uber rebrands to the sound of whalesong confusion

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I'm beginning to wonder if Twitter is actually for this kind of clickbait.

Anyway, a pint for Lester for calling out this pathetic trend!

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Google ninjas go public with security holes in Malwarebytes antivirus

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Testing can't be rushed, particularly given the radical changes it sounds like they've been forced to make.

Testing should be part of the development process. If it was it might have helped pick up these failures: no package hash, no secure distribution channel a lot earlier.

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