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* Posts by iSuff44

27 posts • joined Monday 2nd June 2008 18:30 GMT

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Genius sucks

Agreed if I wanted to match my music style I would I don't need iTunes doing it for me and choosing the wrong songs, pile of plop! New nanos look good though funny how they have reverted back to the thin shape and got rid of the fat nano with the old colours, fashion is an odd thing my Atari 2600 will be hip again at this rate!!!

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I just want it.....

.......to swallow France and the credit crunch down it's black hole, now that's good science!!!

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Are Microsoft behind this?

New lows to promote Vista shocker!!!!

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What?

"Why is the Iphone even in this article? it is in no way a enterprise based soloution it just does not work on level and never will..."

They said this about the iPod. With mp3 players out years ahead of Apple and Apple moving into a different marketplace.

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errmm

Service Pack 3 anyone?

Oh no the Chinese cannot connect to the internet only the BBC website!

Where's that Lenovo Windows CD oh yeah they don't ship one.

Need to go to Beijing market again!

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One Word

Why?

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Mobile You

Who cares???

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Vista?

You would have thought a slightly stabler OS like XP Pro???

Did Microsoft intervene cause it had driver problems??

I'll get my coat!

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Mac vs PC vs Linux

Bored, Bored, Bored come on it's getting silly now.

We have all had a drink, let's all go home and call it a night!

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Just.....

Open up another tab in Firefox and google search...easy!

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At Last

Value for money from public transport at this rate we won't need our cars!!!

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Pirate

mmmmm

So they can possibly reduce your bandwidth I heard this morning if you ignore the letter, well I didn't sign anything agreeing to this!

Still reducing bandwidth is something the ISP's have been doing for a while so maybe I did!!!

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But......

Darth has a son out of wedlock.

Cue the News Of The World.

"Darth in son on the other side shocker with drill, sex and Bambi!"

Mines the one with the slow news day editor.

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Microsoft tells SMBs Vista isn't a risky business

Yes and Mac OS 14 is out according to google, who are you trying to fool???

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Joke

So was........

a ball given to the hooker??

Sorry had to do it!

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eerrrmmm

Judging by the comments on here, it won't put many people off waiting, true it is not the best phone out there, not nearly but it does have the best UI and that is what will sell it. The hurdles put in the way ie. 02 and cost are just that hurdles as with the 1st gen people can't get enough short of killing their public Apple are onto a winner and they know it.

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Paris Hilton

02, What would you do?

Go somewhere else, if you could!

Paris cause she couldn't get one either!

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Paris Hilton

mmmmmmmm

Good try Asus but can't help thinking you will be a little bit pikey if you buy it!

Paris cause she might buy one when her family estate fund is spent!

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Gates Halo

Am I Boverred?????

Must be Bill Gates as he has cock all to do now!

He will put Windows Vista on all the Daleks and cause them to screw up cause all they want is XP Pro but Doctor Gates has a plan and pulls XP Pro from the shelves ha ha!

A Bit far fetched but you never know????

Mines the one shoving the annoying assistant in the tardis and sending her back to her Grandad!

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A bit concerned......

About the neighbours making a DVD, what else do they film? Maybe they have a whole DVD collection involving inanimate objects, 'The DVD Player gets it 2' and so on!

Mines the one trapped in the DVD drawer

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What?

He gets wood off wood???

Weirdo still the mayo is always full at their picnics!!

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No real Anti Virus on Mac?

Sophos, C.A., Symantec and Intego yes less than PC but still enough.

Far from defending Mac users who are blissfully unaware of viruses I agree the time has come to protect your Mac from Viruses, also don't you think by installing Windows on the Mac it's any more functional? Yes for gaming, word processing and accounting!

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Facebook, Why!!!!!!!

Oh no what are we to do, our lives are over, this is the end.

Maybe we could learn to live our lives, interact face to face learn to venture outside and communicate?

Nah just wait till it's back up!

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If people are stupid enough to pay it?

Who's next Ryanair? Seems a bit weird with no trading relationship, maybe if they don't need one they could sell stuff for us off ebay at overinflated prices?

I'll get my coat......

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Baggage

Three carry on bags, I would have bust their ass!

Coat is on just leaving

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Were all Crims

Do we have to take a board and get photographed by homeland security against the wall in our Transformers t shirts?

(providing you don't fly with British Airways from Heathrow)

Don't grow a beard or look shifty!

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Retards

I reckon these security guards wanted the t shirt and were trying to keep it like the booze and after shave the bar stewards take off us cause they are in our carry on bags.

Mines the wheelie bin full off ck one and teachers!