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Samsung stakes claim to smartwatch market with Galaxy Gear

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What I want from a smart watch....

Very disappointed.

My requirements:

- somewhat waterproof (won't go swimming in it, needs to resist getting dunked when I wash my hands)

- Tells the time & date

- Enough battery capacity to get me through a full day with moderate use

- Wireless charging (put charging mat on bedside table - watch gets placed on it each night)

- Functions like the notifications pull down in the phone - preview emails, texts etc. Don't want to have to configure notifications for watch separately, it needs to use my phone's settings

- Controls volume, play/pause, simple track and playlist selection for whatever audio apps I have (pocketcast, double twist etc)

- Maybe voice control for sending simple texts etc

- Tell me when it and the phone needs recharging

- Have the option to display phone connectivity status (wifi, cellular etc)

- Cost around £150. Will possibly stretch to £200 for something amazing - a half decent looking Seiko standard watch costs over £100 anyway.

Won't be getting a smart watch until it can meet the list.

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Xbox One launch date REVEALED - and it's on the 360's birthday

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Disappointed with the xbox one

I have a PS3 but as no games are backwards compatible I was up for moving to xbox, but I cant see any reason to make the jump and lose my PS3 gamer tag.

More expensive, not quite as well specced and bundled with the Kinnect that I will never ever use. And I hate footie games so the bundled fifa game doesnt interest me (no choice of bundled games?)

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Give us a break: Next Android version to be called 'KitKat'

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Am I the only one who quite likes Hershey's?

It's not chocolate, but I quite like the taste of the sweet brown stuff they wrongly label chocolate.

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Microsoft buys Nokia's mobile business

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Rescue plan...

- Bring full range of MS assets to Winphone and properly integrate (Outlook, office, skydrive, Xbox etc)

- Make app store free for developers for the next 2 years (important to define the period to give certainty)

- Make available free / v low cost developer tools that make it easy to port code from Android / iOS

- Partner programme where they pay key developers for apps on winphone

- Bribe, sorry, incentivise key networks to carry winphones

Will cost a few $bn, but they have the cash and just spunked $5bn on Nokia so they can't pull back now!

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Meet the world's one-of-a-kind ENORMO barge-bowling bridge of Falkirk

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Your correspondent explains to some children how they ought to be doing it

"No no no. You're doing it all wrong. Give it here and I'll show you how the toy is meant to be used".

Never been tempted to do that.

Particularly never when the sprog has got hold of my old Lego technichs.

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Ballmer's emotional farewell to Redmond: I LOVE THIS COMPANY

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Re: At least he Tried

You're forgetting:

- Office 2003

- Xbox

- XBox 360

- Windows Home Server 2011

- Not screwing with Hotmail for ages after they bought it

- Versions of Visual Studio before the latest one

- Not screwing with Visio much after they bought it

That's it I think...

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Acorn’s would-be ZX Spectrum killer, the Electron, is 30

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Hurrah, a bit of love for the partially forgotten Electron...

Nice to see the Electron given a write up - it's the forgotten cousin of the BBC Micro and not usually mentioned in the stories written about the time.

I had an Electron, bought for me second hand by my Dad well after they had stopped production (couldn't afford a new computer). Still, it played Elite and The Last Ninja so I was happy!

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Workers at world's largest – and most remote – telescope go on strike

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Atacama is a pretty amazing place...

... one bit I visited had a shallow lake that froze every night and thawed every day.

During the daytime I was wandering around in shorts and a t-shirt, but at night I needed proper winter gear (base layer thermals + 2 warm layers + outer etc). Also, sleeping at high altitudes gave me the weirdest and most vivid dreams...

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No signal in Seascale? Countryside Alliance wants to hook you up

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Re: So would this be the same Greenie arseholes?

Have you got a link to the CA moaning about poles and cabinets? Generally land owners like pole delivery of cables as they get cash from it, and plenty of rural areas have direct connections to the exchange so there are no cabinets.

The cabinet moaning brigade tend to be townies living in expensive bits of London.

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'BLING BLING, BLING BLING' 'Hello, yes, my iPhone is made of GOLD'

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Re: If the rumours are true

I want them to fail for the perfectly selfish reason I've chosen a Galaxy S4 for my work phone over a iPhone 5 (work not willing to wait to offer me a 5s) and my self esteem will get a boost if the 5s is the same as the 5 with a crappy finger print scanner, tacky gold colouring and fisher price inspired icons.

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Apple sucking triple the phone switchers as Samsung – report

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Re: Old?

I've just turned 35 and have just swapped from an iPhone to a GS4. I thought I was a maverick, but according to this I'm just one of the crowd :(

Oh, and I'm out of the 18 to 34 demographic so I'm now old. Double :(

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Flab-fighting LOHAN fettles fantastical flying truss

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Re: Am I the only one...

Excellent - I await further shed-related boffinery with much interest!

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Am I the only one...

... who's not sure if the rocket motor will fire yet?

I seem to remember from the REHAB chamber test that there was a significant pause before the motor fired properly - one interpretation was that the motor was burning a little and the exhaust gases built up increasing the pressure within the REHAB chamber, and once the pressure had built close to 1atm the rocket then fired properly.

I remember there being a comment in the article about investigating this, but I don't think anything ever came of it. Coupled with the only partial success of the igniter trial with the SPEARS board recently, how confident are you that it will actually fire ?

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Apple big-screen TV rumor zombie RISES FROM THE DEAD

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Google translate...

Am I the only one who plugged 電視螢幕大 into Google Translate to see what it made of it?

"A large electric florescent curtain"

Genius.

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British spooks seize tech from Snowden journo's boyfriend at airport

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Article incorrect to suggest they were Ultra Viries...

If you read the legislation carefully, you'll find that they can detain him for up to 9 hours and nab his stuff for up to 7 days in order to work out whether he is a terrorist (as defined by 40(1)(b) ). They do not have to have grounds to suspect he is a terrorist - see para 2(4).

So, they have not exceeded their powers, and as long as they return his stuff within 7 days (assuming they find out he isn't Bin Laden's twin brother in the meantime) the law will have been complied with.

That's not to say it is right though. This legislation gives the border force carte blanch to perform a dragnet on people coming through the borders, and leaves it option to (alledged) abuse in cases such as this.

I shall be writing to my MP, who, being a Tory in a marginal seat might actually pay some attention. Or not. We shall see.

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Volvo V60 Plug-in Hybrid: Eco, economy and diesel power

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£43k?

Nearly fell off my chair.

A better mix would be a VW BlueMotion diesel which is nearly as cheap to run, with £15k left to spend on a second hand Caterham to feed the 0-60 beast in you.

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Telefonica and Arqiva set to mop up BILLIONS in smart meter cash

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Re: Shame

BoPL on a mass scale for anything other than low bandwidth applications (like smart meters) is not a great idea with current technologies, and it difficult to implement in the UK given how the power infrastructure is owned (liabilities if there is an accident, who fixes it etc).

An explanation is probably worthy of an article in itself, but one of the many things is that you have to either inject the radio signal into the cable after the final network transformer (as the transformer blocks the signal completely) or rig some kind of bridge on each transformer to allow the radio signal to span it and inject it further back in the line (but not too far due to attenuation). For mass consumer broadband, you may as well keep going down the fibre to the cabinet or fibre to the home route due to the additional network nodes you'd have to build.

They do use BoPL for smart metering in Italy I think, and I seem to remember that powerline networking was in the mix as part of the bidding process for the UK.

Been a couple of years since I worked on this stuff so things may have moved on.

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Auntie touts e-babysitting ... and no £15,000 in-app purchase shocks

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Re: How About...

Can't tell if this is real or in the line of the comedy torygraph comments earlier...

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Nice

This will be appearing on the Nexus tablet at home very soon. An app is much easier than setting up the Cbeebies website for the little'uns.

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Apple trademark filing may provide peek into iTunes Radio capability

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El Reg expenses budget looking a little low?

I would have thought following up on that Trademark application would have been a perfect excuse for a junket over the summer...

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Vodafone flashes bulging package at Brits: New 4G service to rival EE, O2

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Re: cap

It's better than the current EE offer - I struggle to hit the 1GB cap on my phone at the moment - can't see me (or the majority of other punters) hitting the 4GB cap each month (comparable to the £31 a month I pay now)

Voda data capacity in central London still sucks though, so they wouldn't be my provider of choice.

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Virgin Media blames scruffy students for HUGE drop in cable subscribers

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Nervous posting this...

... in case the gods of Sod read it and strike me down, but my Virgin connection is rock solid and has been for ages.

*Ducks and waits for the inevitable broadband wrecking thunderbolt*

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Chubby-chasing SEX TROLLS ran me offline, says fashion blogger

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Poses some really interesting questions...

While a lot of the commentary has suggested some pretty illiberal solutions, this kind of thing does pose some interesting problems. How do you deal with the small minority of sad gimps in their bedrooms acting badly? In the past they would have limited impact - using twitter etc the reach of the numpties is so much greater than before.

More stringent ban hammers? Sharing of numpty's ip addresses between websites for an uber ban? Not sure.

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Plods probe death threat tweets to MP - but WHO will rid us of terrible trolls?

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Tell Trolls Mum button - great idea....

.... my Mum died years ago - I'd be immune!

One Jeremy Clarkson will be my first target....

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Typical! Google's wonder-dongle is a solution looking for a problem

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Re: Dongles all round

To do this the Premier League would need to develop / lease it's own broadcast infrastructure (cameras, operators etc), and hire some presenters to give commentary etc. Possible, but not as easy as you think.

As far as I know, the Premier League don't do their own video feeds in the way that Formula One do for example.

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Devolo dLAN 500 AV Wireless Plus: Triple-tech connectivity for the home

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Re: 100Mbps < 500Mbps

I suspect, like me, all of his AV kit plugged in to it only have 100Mbps network ports so a gigbit switch would be wasted.

TV, Sky box, DVD player in my lounge don't have gigabit network ports.

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Free cloud server self-destructs in 35 minutes

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Re: Automation...

It's like a Chaos Monkey on steroids....

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UK gov's smart meter dream unplugged: A 'colossal waste of cash'

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@Ragarath

I think what they mean is the data doesn't contain any direct customer identification info (name, address etc). It'll have a unique identifier that can be matched with a customer record at the other end. Someone intercepting the info would also need to have the data table matching identifiers to properties and people.

The eventual plan (you can decide whether you believe it or not) is that you'll have appliances that talk to the smart meter and can (if you want, and have signed up for the right tarrif) wait until the spot price is low (as a proxy for demand being low) before they switch themselves on. Obviously there is a set of demand that can't be time-shifted in this way.

The other cost saving in the business case is the removal of the current requirement to have a meter read from a visit at least once a year.

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Sky asks Ofcom to unlock BT cabinets

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Madness

Surely this is madness. IIRC as part of the GEA product Sky should already have the ability to move the traffic onto their network from the exchange backwards - I can't see any benefit in installing their own dslams in the cabinets (which are pretty small anyway - there's probably no room with the current cabinet design) and running their own fibre back to the exchange (through ducts that may be full already).

If it's to reduce costs, surely the best thing is for OFCOM to look into GEA rental for that part of the network and lock OpenReach down on the wholesale price. I can't believe it is more efficient to have additional companies DSLAMS in a cabinet, or even worse multiple cabinets!

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Spending watchdog SAVAGES rural broadband push

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Re: Do I understand this correctly?

Glad you're not accusing me (or the people I used to work with) of taking bribes or being under undue influence. It's very easy to make the usual 'it's all a stich up, they're taking back handers' comment when it's not directed at anyone. Much harder when you put a face (well, anonomous internet hande anyway) to it.

As for the revolving door, if you don't have people moving in an out, particularly in more specialist areas such as telecoms, how do you expect to get any kind of expertise at all? In my view there are already too many Civil Servants with generic policy skills and no commercial or delivery nous - banning movement would make this situation worse.

Of course there needs to be rules to stop abuse going on, but in my experiencep people who move both ways do for geniune reasons - I would say in most situations the company the person has left to join the government is at a bit of a disadvantage as they will be able to see through the FUD easier!

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Re: Do I understand this correctly?

Ah, the lazy assumption that its all a stitch-up. It's very easy to make when it's a faceless department but harder to make when you have someone specific to accuse.

I was one of the small team who set up BDUK (haven't been involved for a while), and I was there when the decisions were made on how to approach this. If you're accusing anyone of fraud or being bribed particularly in favour of BT, then it's me, and my old colleagues.

Substantiate your claim, or shut the hell up.

If I was being bribed, I'd have wanted a Porchse, or maybe a great foreign holiday. Instead I drive a Skoda and go to Norfolk for a week.

Of course, if you want to accuse us of incompetence (particularly on the back of this report), that's another thing...

@Dave Glasgow - good reminder, must drop Mike a mail and meet him for a coffee

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Upturned boat sails to Shed of the Year title

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Awesome...

Beats my 'liberated from a building site' portakabin shed hands down (aquired by the previous owner I might add).

Must get creative with it...

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A short, sharp tool kit to get you to the top in financial IT

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Great stuff

Understand the rules and play by them. Don't try and change the rules of the game until you're sufficiently senior.

If you don't agree, you won't progress!

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Rise of the Machines: How computers took over the stock market

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Re: Radical solutions needed

While I agree with your point about financial services going serious off piste from it's proper role in a capitalist society, a financial transaction tax (FTT) is not the way to bring things back to sanity. Unless you manage to get full global co-operation, then the trades just switch jurisdictions (see Sweden's attempt at this previously) - proper global support for a FTT is harder to get than global support for other changes that will do the job just as well.

Oh and for the HFT supporters out there screaming 'market liquidity, market liquidity' you're wrong - HFT only increases market liquidity in the times where liquidity is not a problem, it doesn't magically increase liquidity when it is drying up because the same fundamentals apply to HFT as do the 'normal' market.

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Can Jonny Ive's new 'iOS Vista' SAVE the BBC's £100m BRAIN? Yes!

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I liked it...

... not sure what that says about my sense of humour.

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What did the Lehman Brothers implosion look like to a techie?

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Re: Brings back memories

You have read the comments on an Andrew O article haven't you? This is pretty mild from the assembled commentardariate....

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UK.gov's £530m bumpkin broadband rollout: 'Train crash waiting to happen'

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Want to know why it is where it is now?

Look at the comments that Geo, Vtesse and the other smaller providers made when they pulled out of the process. Oh, and the constraints of EU competition law.

Everything else is FUD.

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YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

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Not sure this is all MS' fault

I suspect the game publishers are the driving force here - it looks to me like the cost of lost customers outweigh the benefits for MS

And don't forget that parts of this are already happening on the current generation of consoles. I just got Grid 2, which to play online I need to either buy the "VIP pack", or enter the code for a free one they include in the box. If I sell Grid 2 on later, whoever buys it will have to buy access to VIP or only play it offline. The restrictions on XB1 seem to be a logical next step.

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Forget tax bills, here's how Google is really taking us all for a ride

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Conflating lots of individual problems together

Don't agree with this article at all. AO seems to have tried to bring together all the problems he sees with the Internet economy (in its widest and loosest terms) and try to relate them to one another. Not very convincing.

Not that there aren't serious issues to think about, but really I think he's failed to link them convincingly.

An example is the flat pricing for Internet bandwidth mentioned in he article. It has nothing to do with google or Facebook, and everything to do with the way the ISP market is overly competitive, to the detriment of some consumers.

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Ed Miliband brands Google's UK tax avoidance 'WRONG'

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Re: Reg readers

The point is that corporation tax is economically inefficient, an that companies don't make money for themselves - they make it for people; through salaries, dividends etc

Tax people properly, and you don't need to mess around with corporation tax, which when you look at it properly is a regressive indirect tax (like VAT, but with more steps between the consumer and the tax). Regressive taxes always hit the poorer hardest - it's just corporation tax is far enough removed that its hard to see the effect

I suspect that most commentards would agree that tax is needed to fund society

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Easy, just abolish corporation tax

Economists will tell you it's economically inefficient anyway.

Tax people on their income and wealth (personal taxes can be increased proportionally to make this revenue neutral)- loopholes are easier to close (though not *easy*, just *easier*) and a number of countries have made some good strides towards this anyway (see the start of banking information exchange with Switzerland for example).

Taxing profits is just an indirect tax that we all pay anyway (through higher prices), and poor people tend to pay proportionally more.

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Microsoft reveals Xbox One, the console that can read your heartbeat

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Re: Games games games in the UK

While I love a good down vote, you seem to have missed the point of the comments threads?

The whole POINT of them is speculative FUD. Proper information is in the article - uninformed analysis, idiocy (and the ever present numpty called Eadon) is for the comments thread.

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Games games games in the UK

I have a PS3 but the lack of backwards compatibility means I'm free to choose between the two as nothing I have at the moment ties me in. I thing they have both missed a trick there, as at least the first versions of the PS3 ran PS2 games.

The TV stuff is mostly irrelevant for the UK as I doubt it will work with Sky (who have 10 million subscribers here don't forget) or Virgin (another few million subscribers), and I can't imagine a very compelling offer for free view channels.

Kinect? Did seem to make an impact on the 360 and it does look better than the ps4 version, but I wonder how many unique purchases it will drive.

I also wonder about how much the streaming video functionality is a differentiator. My suspicion is most people may use it if it is there on the console, but it doesn't drive the sale. Netflix and Lovefilm have kind of sewn that market up (with a few others like blink box) and they're both available pretty widely on consoles, TVs, DVD players etc.

Games is where it's at for me. Hopefully there will be more detail soon about the exclusives - it looked to me like MS always did better on those (gears of war particularly), and given I can't sell my PS3 if I want to keep playing my PS3 games, Sony had better show me something special to keep me.

PS Eadon - go and crawl back under whatever dusty Linux server you emerged from. You're not a gamer, and no one cares you hate Microsoft.

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IT bloke publishes comprehensive maps of CALL CENTRE menu HELL

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HMRC system is the worst I've encountered...

... I seem to remember going through 4 levels of menu before speaking to someone, with each level having a one minute (sometimes more) description of how you can do things on their website. The reason I was ringing is because the website said you can't do what I wanted to online and needed to speak to someone.

Arrrggghh!

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Copyright minister admits: Google has better access to No. 10 than me

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Re: Google bribes government officials

No they don't you numpty.

If you have any evidence (and not 'just what everyone knows') then hand it over to the police and they'll happily stamp all over it. But you don't. It's just driven by a uninformed cynicism of politics and government.

Having worked in and around central government for a long time I have a very informed cynicism about it. And bribes are not part of the way that large companies influence ministers and civil servants - there are far far more effective ways that don't relate to money but are all about culture, social networks and control & delivery of information.

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Life on Mars means subsisting on grim diet of turd-garden spinach

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Dark Ages diet

I seem to remember this is what peasants mostly ate in the middle ages - their food mostly consisted of veggies and crops fertilized with human waste and boiled to within an inch of its life to kill the various nasties (although they didn't know it at the time).

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Telly apocalypse foretold for 4G arrival fails to hit London: Brighton next

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Tell me about this strong Freeview signal in London...

....as although now officially out of the smoke (but still inside the M25) I always had terrible reception compared to analogue in NW London (various places in Harrow and Brent). The awful reception in some places in NW London was the reason I first paid for Sky.

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The UK's copyright landgrab: The FAQ

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Error on statutory instruments in the article...

Constitutional experts frown on the use of statutory instruments where the substantive points should be in primary legislation - they do not frown on the use of statutory instruments per se.

For example, a 'proper' use of them is a bit like ref data in code - things that need to change regularly are best put into a statutory instrument, like the amount paid for certain benefits, or the date of a recurring event. The idea is that you know these things need to change, and you don't want to go through all the phases of amending an Act and tie up acres of parliamentary time.

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BlackBerry: THE TRUTH about that 5.1 per cent UK market figure

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Re: Race for 3rd Place - merit vs marketing and corruption

I was responding to Eadons comment that BB phones are superior to WP8, and until the Q10 is released, the Bold is BBs flagship keyboard phone.

It annoys me a lot!

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Apple to end support for original iPhone: report

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EDGE? Really?

I seem to remember that O2 had real problems with this as they had to install EDGE specially for the iPhone. One of the reasons I stayed away from the iPhone at first was it didn't have 3G (like other posters, I had a Nokia N95 - what a great phone). I was tethering my phone to my laptop working on a client site at the time and not only did the iPhone not support that at first, EDGE would have been too slow to be useful.

However, O2 are still the only network offering visual voicemail, as they installed it as part of the exclusive deal with Apple. Come one Voda - install visual voicemail!

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