303 posts • joined 2 Jun 2008
Don't do it...
It's a cunning plan to get the worst commentard critics in one place and 're educate' them, BOFH style.
Cattle prods at the ready...
Reinforces my view...
... that there is likely to be no point in the average person ever bothering with BitCoin or any of the other crypto-currencies
No advantages for most of us, lots of disadvantages.
The annoying thing is...
... that he did have a point before the $100bn return was announced, as Apple was hoarding shareholder's cash and there was no good reason not to return it. The cash is not Apple's, or Snr Jobs' or Tim Cook's - it's owned by the shareholders and if the management can't demonstrate how they are going to make shareholders a return on the cash they should give it back.
Yes the man is a tool, and a corporate raider, but corporate governance at the moment sucks monkey balls - far too many CEOs and boards treat companies as their property and put their needs above those of the owners.
Re: Moral superiority of having less tech
I'm being sarky not because of the old phone, but because some people think that using an old phone conveys some kind of moral tech superiority - 'look at me, I use an old Nokia, bow before my greatness'.
I didn't say that because I have a smartphone I think myself to be superior.
Non smartphone ownership doesn't have any bearing on whether or not I think myself to be above you - I am superior to all you peasants for other, non-phone related reasons. Mainly my enormous intelligence and humble nature.
PS - Some of us manage to use this thing called 'willpower' to receive work emails on smart phones and not look at them if we don't want to - strange huh?
Moral superiority of having less tech
I've never understood the vocal minority of commentards on El Reg who think that not having a smartphone provides some kind of tech moral superiority, and the ability to look down on other people.
Still use a 14 year old Nokia? Good, I'm sooo glad for you. What a titan of IT you are; your tech virility on display for all mere iPhone users to behold and wonder. We tremble before your green and black screen greatness, and marvel at your 4 day battery life. Women want to be with you, and men want to be you (or at least have the honour of charging your spare battery).
Could I junk my smart phone for my old feature phone? Of course, but I don't see why I should, and I don't see why my life would be better / easier because of that.
Re: Is this the first time that ...
Excellent rant and seconded.
Universal Credit had been floating around as an idea for years before this government gave it a shot - the policy wonks in DWP loved it but no one who knew the legacy IT systems was stupid enough to actually try and do it (massive IT failure in 2005/6 excepted, and that was with just two IT systems being shoved together) until IDS started it.
On the war widower pensions, I'd heard tell that some of the records from the wars being used for pensions were written in ledgers created near the front line, with covers made from oil drums. Try digitizing that as part of a standard contract!
You missed one of the best quotes from the document, which said that the tax avoidance was an incidental aspect of how they had organised themselves, implying that tax is not the reason that all their European operations are based in Ireland.
I bet it's because of the great broadband so their employees can work from home.
Now I'm no fan of corporation tax as a principle (tax people and behaviours, not organisations if possible - see Tim Worstall column a while back for an explanation why) but while we are stuck with it then something needs to change.
Did you see his interview in the Guardian about the programme?
Interesting insight in the line he tried to tread between knowledgeable viewers and people who think Atari is a brand of perfume:
Samsung, not Apple
Looks like the bones of a Galaxy Note, not the next iPhone to me
.... another reason to be hugely disappointed by BB10's early failures. If they had had this working well at the time of launch it may have all be so different for BlackBerry :(
Cornwall was different as the county is designated under EU rules as somewhere that needs economic development (forget the technical term, but think designations on poor areas in eastern Europe) which means EU funding and development rules apply differently than to the rest of the UK. That allowed them to do a deal with BT that wasn't available to everywhere else.
As for just bunging the money at BT from the beginning - with the benefit of hindsight you may have a point, given they have snaffled all the cash anyway.
All very depressing, given I was one of the team that set up BDUK in the first place (I left them some time ago so blame everyone that was there after me...).
Interestingly, El Reg were invited to our first industry meeting and we gave them tea, coffee and biscuits - this article is how they repay us? Ungrateful B@stards - no biscuits for you lot next time.
am I the only one...
... to welcome this? My kids are both young (under 6) and I like the idea of locking everything down till about 7.30 when they are in bed. Its of course possible to do this witbout a network level block, but there are several devices in the house they use and Im very lazy so this seems like a good option - or would be if I didnt use Virgin.
wonder what his model...
... would make of the climate of the Discworld? Plenty of maps available for that.
Re: Seems a bit pointless
Because people enjoy trolling each other on Apple related threads?
Have a down vote on the post asking about down votes..... just because I can!
Finally an electric car I may want...
.... but won't buy, as if I had £29k I'd spend £25k on a caterham, and £4k on a cheap runabout .
Seriously though, this is starting to tick the boxes properly - range extending motor I can use if I want to do the occasional longer trip; doesn't handle like it has jelly for suspension; decent performance; phone app to manage charging etc.
Still not going to spend £29k on one though.
.... having worked on a successful (i.e. on time, on budget, not hit the headlines) very large DWP IT system I know it is mindbendingly complex to implement social security IT systems. It's a shame that the guys doing this one clearly underestimated the task and screwed up so royally.
However, given the complexities, I wonder how may commentards would have done any better?
UC as an idea was around long before IDS moved in to Caxton House - from what I understand everyone had been too scared to take it on previously. Looks like they were right!
Talking about Rugby can cause embarrassment as well...
... when you start talking about being a hooker (as I found when I was young on a trip to Disney).
*Note to our colonial friends - the 'hooker' is the middle position in the front row of a scrum. The ball is put in, and the hooker uses his leg to hook the ball back to his own side.
I'll still probably get a PS4 as that is the one that my mates have pre-ordered (and sunday nights would be pretty bare without getting thrashed by them playng online Grid 2). However:
PS3 games - very annoying, but at least that is something I can understand. New architecture, very difficult to make backwards compatible. They managed it for the PS3 ->PS2 games, but I guess things have got more complicated.
Bluetooth - WTF??? Why won't my bluetooth headset work? Have they gone out of the way to cripple it???
DLNA - I DONT WANT YOUR CRAPPY ONLINE SERVICE SONY! With your encoruagement (remember, Sony made a big play on the PS3 being a media hub) I made the PS3 the centre of my under-telly hub. I have music and films ripped to a server that my PS3 serves very nicely over my network to my sound system and TV. I could understand it if it was a feature that you were planning to put in later (like the PS3) as you con't quite get it done for launch day (like blu-ray films), but that doesn't seem to be the case.
Music - Really?? I have 2 boxes in my unit under the telly - Sky and PS3. I don't want to add one or two more (play CDs, stream DLNA). Why they hell have you removed this? Again if it was coming later as patch, fine. But to cripple it to force me to use your crappy online service is terrible.
I have a rasberry pi, and I've used it very successfully as a DLNA server but it makes hooking things up complicated (do I have enough HDMI ports, how do I rig the sound to make it easy to switch etc). I know there are solutions, but this is a real retrograde step. If my mates weren't getting a PS4, I think I'd go Xbox.
Much like the Higgs Boson...
... I really hope they don't find any potential dark matter. Much more fun to be had watching them make fundamental revisions to theories than proving they are right!
iPad looks good to me.
Although I've now moved into the Android ecosystem entirely with Android tablet and phones, I can still appreciate the great engineering that goes into the iPad. The 4 was lovely, and it looks like the air will be even better.
However, there's no chance I'll be buying one- a nexus 7 and cheap windows laptop cost about the same (Â£500 or so) and are more flexible for my needs
Re: When I lived in Bracknell...
What do you mean, there were some great pubs. Like my local, the William Twigg where one of the locals once put his head through the fruit machine and everyone barely batted an eyelid.
Come to think of it, Mos Eisley had nothing on some of those dives....
When I lived in Bracknell...
... Wokingham was the promised land. The badly paid IT bods (such as myself) lived in Bracknell, the better paid in Binfield and the pointy haired boss class lived in Wokingham.
Even the PHBs were jealous of the people who lived in Ascot though...
A combined total of 25 thumbs down for my 2 comments - the freetards have been running riot in this thread!
I know what an iso is.
While my imagination is large enough to think of non-infringing iso images that can be distributed over the internet, lets not pretend the VAST majority of iso images that people were using the site to search for did not contain copyright material.
You may not like the law at the moment and want to change it, but you can't willfully break it, try to pretend you didn't and then attempt to claim some technicality to avoid the consequences.
While I'm no fan of the way content creators have stuck their heads in the sand...
... this guys' arguments seem pretty disingenuous to me. The damn site is called isohunt - its not like Google where they may index infringing material as a small part of what they do, most of what the website is about is searching for stuff that breaks copyright. He knows that. We know that. The rest is just attempting to swing a technicality.
Stop whining and take the punishment like a man.
Last line of the review doesn't seem to have any evidence to prove it...
"Nevertheless, Windows 8.1 is a step forward and a worthwhile upgrade over Windows 7 even for those sticking with desktop, keyboard and mouse."
Really? From all I've read about Win 8 and 8.1 I just can't see any advantages for me with my desktop, keyboard and mouse - used for games, normal home stuff (editing photos, home movies, managing music collections etc) and a bit of working from home.
Given I moved to Win 7 from XP for this desktop, I think I'll skip a generation again.
if you want small players...
You need to think very differently about the contracts and the way systems are specced.
Certainly in some of the ones I was involved with, there was no way little guys could bid (except as a subbie). Building a new benefits system is going to be a larger chunk of revenue than you'd be comfortable with for a small supplier. Unless you radically changed how you build big mission critical systems.
For those with lots of bad things to say about the big boys working on big systems - you have a point as lots of those went wrong (not all though - ESA worked very well for example) but let's not forget smaller firms screw up as well (iSoft for the NHS, COINS, etc) with the same bad results.
*start meerkat impression voice*
... if you're bothered about central London coverage.
Work recently moved from Voda to EE, and despite appearances it seems that another network CAN be as bad as Vodafone is in central London (had two call drops this morning already)
It better be bloody good...
... I LOVED playing Elite on my Acorn Electron, and then on a BBC emulator on a PC years later.
The only problem is how to hide buying an Oculus Rift from my wife. If I start taking an extra £10 out of the bank each week, she may never notice...
My S4 has a notification light
One of the reasons I chose the S4 for my work phone to replace an old blackberry
Mobility is a huge growth area for SAP
I can see exactly why SAP are interested in parts of Blackberry - they are pushing hard to have SAP modules as the mobility software that are used in supply chain, field forces etc.
I can imagine them using stuff from Blackberry to provide a more complete mobility offering, but I suspect a SAP phone isn't one of them!
Loved the early books, later ones not so much...
I thought his early books were great (Cardinal of the Kremlin etc), but the later ones (Executive Orders, Bear and the Dragon etc) just got more and more one dimensional - 'America is great, right wing libertarians are right and everyone else is wrong'.
Okay, so Ichan is a tool, but the idea in money to buy back shares is not stupid. A business is funded (with some exceptions) through debt or equity. Equity is expensive due to the expected returns of shareholders being generally higher than debt interest for companies like Apple. One way to reduce gearing (ratio of debt to equity) is to borrow money to buy back shares. That pushes up the share price and which increases shareholder returns and increases the amount of working capital funded by cheap debt rather than expensive equity - after all they do own the business, a fact Steve Jobs seemed to forget when refusing to pay dividends.
meant to reply to @j arthur rank...
Curse the lack of edit tools on here...
lazy lazy lazy comment
Talk about mistakes or incompetence, or that the PAC dont really understand the complexities, but dont imply there was anything underhand, because there wasnt.
(Iwas there, so I know)
Don't see the big deal with the 5C
It's basically a slightly updated 5 with a new plastic back - the pricing differential is almost exactly the same as Apple has done in the past with previous versions when a new one is out.
Plenty of people have opted for the previous version of the iPhone to save costs - Apple were still happily selling plenty of the 4S after the 5 had come out.
Sad end for a once great company...
... other tech titans take note - collapse can come surprising quickly
Left the wife's 4S running overnight...
... and it was sorted by the morning. Her feedback so far is:
- Picture gallery updates very good
- Control centre very good (particularly the torch button in the control centre)
- Changes to contacts and messaging very good
- Colours and icons awful, too bright and looks like something for my 3 year old daughter
She still wants an Android phone next though (not because of the operating system, but because she saw a Sony phone in purple - ho hum)
More and more frustration...
... that Nokia are Win Phone only with every review I read.
Nokia seem to have got their hardware mojo back, but its a shame they haven't (and now never will) have Android versions of their phones
Re: It'll be interesting to see how this is handled on Android when the time comes...
Only 4 thumbs down for daring to mention fragmentation on Android?
Come on Fandroids, you're not trying hard enough!
(I've just moved to an Android phone from iOS btw, and my question was genuine, not trolling. Very interesting answer from @DrXym to my point )
It'll be interesting to see how this is handled on Android when the time comes...
Eventually the amount of memory in smart phones will move beyond 4GB, so Android will have to make the move to 64bit at some point.
Given the amount of control that Apple have over the hardware and development environments compared to Google and Android, if Apple are having problems I wonder how bad the fragmentation will get for Android when they make the switch?
Re: Dyson does not have to sue
Interestingly, this is the approach that Brompton uses for their folding bikes. Went to a talk by the guy who runs the company (not the original designer - this guy took over from him) and he said the patent files are like a little design library for Chinese bike companies - they pick out a patent, and get a handy reference guide for exactly how to rip off a design.
They stay ahead of the game through innovation in the manufacturing process - the design of their bikes makes it really hard to manufacture if you don't have the custom designed tooling they have created.
I've never had a foil party balloon that stays good for a whole week.
Has he done anything to seal them more effectively?
I *really* want one of the Nokia imaging units in my next phone...
... but there's no way I'm moving to Windows Phone while is seriously lacks apps.
Such a shame gems like their imaging and maps units got tied up with the rest of the car crash for so long.
What I want from a smart watch....
- somewhat waterproof (won't go swimming in it, needs to resist getting dunked when I wash my hands)
- Tells the time & date
- Enough battery capacity to get me through a full day with moderate use
- Wireless charging (put charging mat on bedside table - watch gets placed on it each night)
- Functions like the notifications pull down in the phone - preview emails, texts etc. Don't want to have to configure notifications for watch separately, it needs to use my phone's settings
- Controls volume, play/pause, simple track and playlist selection for whatever audio apps I have (pocketcast, double twist etc)
- Maybe voice control for sending simple texts etc
- Tell me when it and the phone needs recharging
- Have the option to display phone connectivity status (wifi, cellular etc)
- Cost around £150. Will possibly stretch to £200 for something amazing - a half decent looking Seiko standard watch costs over £100 anyway.
Won't be getting a smart watch until it can meet the list.
Disappointed with the xbox one
I have a PS3 but as no games are backwards compatible I was up for moving to xbox, but I cant see any reason to make the jump and lose my PS3 gamer tag.
More expensive, not quite as well specced and bundled with the Kinnect that I will never ever use. And I hate footie games so the bundled fifa game doesnt interest me (no choice of bundled games?)
Am I the only one who quite likes Hershey's?
It's not chocolate, but I quite like the taste of the sweet brown stuff they wrongly label chocolate.
- Bring full range of MS assets to Winphone and properly integrate (Outlook, office, skydrive, Xbox etc)
- Make app store free for developers for the next 2 years (important to define the period to give certainty)
- Make available free / v low cost developer tools that make it easy to port code from Android / iOS
- Partner programme where they pay key developers for apps on winphone
- Bribe, sorry, incentivise key networks to carry winphones
Will cost a few $bn, but they have the cash and just spunked $5bn on Nokia so they can't pull back now!
Your correspondent explains to some children how they ought to be doing it
"No no no. You're doing it all wrong. Give it here and I'll show you how the toy is meant to be used".
Never been tempted to do that.
Particularly never when the sprog has got hold of my old Lego technichs.