* Posts by Mark

5 posts • joined 30 May 2008

SOCA: Cons' consoles causing crime

Mark
Pirate

Prison-crack

Yeah, but what will they *do* with all the gold and magic weapons when they get out of jail and have something else to do apart from sit in front of a computer all day?

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Geeks whup Marine ass in Call Of Duty 5

Mark
Pirate

Think of the possibilities...

Does this mean the next time a new Resident Evil comes out, we'll see gamers vs. real zombies?

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Tiscali subscribers to be sold to Vodafone tomorrow: report

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Well I for one welcome our new overlords...

Considering it took Travesti three months, two failures to turn up, a 'flat tyre' and a stroppy letter to Mary Turner to get them to replace my malfunctioning Homechoice box with a Tiscali box that looks suspiciously like an old Xbox and actually seems to work less well than the old box (line rate has drpped to under a meg, for a start), I can't really see how Vodafone could do any worse unless the managing director personally came round and sh@t through my letter box.

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ISS toilet spares stowed and good to go

Mark
Coat

In Soviet spacecraft...

...you do not take the p1ss out of toilet, toilet takes the p1ss out of you.

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Uncontacted rainforest tribe caught from the air

Mark

They can take our facepaint...

What's the betting one of them's sayin to the others - "It's that w*nker Mel Gibson again - kill him before he makes a sequel!"...

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