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* Posts by Mark

5 posts • joined Friday 30th May 2008 13:26 GMT

Mark
Pirate

Prison-crack

Yeah, but what will they *do* with all the gold and magic weapons when they get out of jail and have something else to do apart from sit in front of a computer all day?

Mark
Pirate

Think of the possibilities...

Does this mean the next time a new Resident Evil comes out, we'll see gamers vs. real zombies?

Mark
Thumb Up

Well I for one welcome our new overlords...

Considering it took Travesti three months, two failures to turn up, a 'flat tyre' and a stroppy letter to Mary Turner to get them to replace my malfunctioning Homechoice box with a Tiscali box that looks suspiciously like an old Xbox and actually seems to work less well than the old box (line rate has drpped to under a meg, for a start), I can't really see how Vodafone could do any worse unless the managing director personally came round and sh@t through my letter box.

Mark
Coat

In Soviet spacecraft...

...you do not take the p1ss out of toilet, toilet takes the p1ss out of you.

Mark

They can take our facepaint...

What's the betting one of them's sayin to the others - "It's that w*nker Mel Gibson again - kill him before he makes a sequel!"...