Feeds

* Posts by hazzamon

18 posts • joined 1 Dec 2008

QUIDOCALYPSE: Blighty braces for £100 MILLION cost of new £1 coin

hazzamon

From the Daily Fail link...

'12-sided design will resemble coin last used before decrimalisation in 1971'

Typical Daily Mail, they have crime on their minds so much that they can't stop thinking about it!

6
0

GCHQ was called in to crack password in Watkins child abuse case

hazzamon

You could make the password as incriminating as you like and it won't put you in jail any longer - you still need to crack it to get to the real evidence. The only dumb mistake he made (apart from molesting kids) was choosing a password vunerable to a simple dictionary attack.

Also, Gary Glitter was dumb enough to take his laptop in for repair at PC World...

1
0

Dialog Bluetooth chip boasts battery life of four YEARS

hazzamon
Thumb Up

Re: Beggars belief that TVs & remotes don't use bluetooth

Now there's an idea - a universal Bluetooth LE remote with an touch-sensitive e-ink display!

0
0

Apple flat-screen TV to ship by holiday season?

hazzamon
Coat

Re: Why?

Children's TV character: "Hi kids!" *waves*

Child: *waves back*

*TV switches off*

9
0

iPhone denies existence of Gibraltar, other bits of British empire

hazzamon

Re: Falkland Islands

I bought a PAYG sim when I was out there in 2008 - the phone number was only 5 digits long, including area code!

0
0

Paedophiles ‘disguise’ child abuse pages as legit websites

hazzamon

Following a particular digital path?

"Welcome to Mozart's Ghost! The hottest band on the internet!"

5
0

Iraq demands return of Saddam Hussein's arse

hazzamon
Coat

This story...

...is not to be sniffed at!

1
0

Kinect plus tablet control insane skateboard

hazzamon

I wonder what happens...

..when he waves to say hello to a passer-by?

2
0

Crack GCHQ's code and become the next James Bond

hazzamon
Joke

No, the quickest way to solve it is to show it to an autistic child in the form of a puzzle book!

1
0

Digital UK names date for end of analogue TV era

hazzamon
Boffin

A Google search suggests that the Belmont transmitter is broadcasting Multiplexes ArqA & ArqB on low-power until 23 November 2011. At this point, in addition to the power increase, they will be switching frequencies so another retune will be required.

0
0

Samsung, Google to out Ice Cream Sarnie next week

hazzamon
Headmaster

Android iterations are named after desserts in alphabetical order - 'FroYo' is short for Frozen Yoghurt. Do try to keep up!

1
2

AMD Steam-game offer suspended after keys pilfered

hazzamon
Holmes

I actually bought a new Radeon 6950 at the weekend that came with a code for Dirt 3 which I redeemed on Steam, so I'm hoping I don't get affected by this, even though I can reasonably prove my purchase.

1
0

Google Maps for Droid phones becomes a LOT better

hazzamon
Linux

'Manual Update'

'Manual Update' means that the app's system permissions have changed and that your consent is required prior to update.

0
0

Acer replaces laptop keyboard with multi-touch LCD

hazzamon
WTF?

I suspect...

...that this isn't going to be the best to use for touch-typing.

0
0

Amazon customer purchases protected by US Constitution

hazzamon
Big Brother

Presumably....

...they'd need to know the product type in order to be able to tell whether or not it is subject to sales tax.

0
0

Color ebook reader for 200 clams? Yup

hazzamon

Wuhhh? Oh. Zzzzzz.

Wake me up when it's a cheap colour e-ink device.

1
1

John Mayer tweets remorse over Playboy interview

hazzamon
Coat

I can't be the only one...

...who initially read the headline as 'John Major tweets remorse over Playboy interview'. *Shudder*

1
0

Grand Theft Auto IV PC debut gets SecuROM sideshow

hazzamon
Pirate

'Comical to game-progress-halting changes'

Sounds a bit like the FADE anti-piracy technology Codemasters have used (notably in Operation Flashpoint), which causes the game code to degrade over time, affecting AI, physics, weapon accuracy etc to the point the game is no longer playable.

0
0