186 posts • joined 29 May 2008
Re: James Bond
It reminded me of the Siberian missions in Goldeneye (the video game)... the only thing missing is a blocky Spetnaz dude making cartwheels
Re: What're people moaning about?
A for intentions
D for execution
Overall, subject must improve trolling skills before attempting the action again.
Telefonica AND Electronic Arts? this couldn't be more evil if Google itself was part of the plan... who inked the contract, Beelzebub?
I don't think it's that odd... If the things only work as advertised in the States (see Siri or the 4g Australian fiasco) it's no wonder they prefer to sell them were they can be actually used, and be less prone to lawsuits...
Inches of mercury? Bar? NONSENSE!
as others have pointed out, we want future reports about the REHAB experiment expressed in the proper pressure unit: putrid goats
Change your country. Not that big of a deal.
Sent from my iHeaven
Alexander is one of the saddest things I've ever (half) watched. What a pretentious, self important piece of crap it was. I just couldn't make it to the end.
I would have just mentioned "Transformers", but I'm certain it was already nominated many times... wait, I just mentioned it anyway, didn't I?
Yes, I know atheism is not a belief system and doesn't have a doctrine or standard practices, and is only the lack of it... Using that word in my previous post maybe wasn't the best decision, in the context.
Sadly that doesn't refrains a certain amount people to push their point of view* into everyone's faces as annoyingly and constantly as some religious congregations.
I have met persons, both in the internet and IRL, that just can't resist the urgency to tell world+dog how better that everyone else they are because they're atheist at any possible opportunity (and if the opportunity doesn't present itself, they'll create gladly).
I know they are a minority but they are a very vocal and annoying minority and they really give atheist a bad name, just as religious nutters do to the vast percentage of the population that is perfectly normal and adjusted, and just happen to believe in this or that god.
And yes, the world would be a better place if people just respected everyone's beliefs (or lack thereof) and just worked in peace, instead of promoting their position as "superior", by reason or force... I'll drink to that
*for lacking of a better word. "Pushing their absence of belief" would be more to the point, but sounds just weird
Re: Scott Broukell
A (ironically) holier-than-thou atheist pitches his unrequested beliefs to the public in the form of an atrocious "joke" and shortly afterwards asks people to keep their beliefs to themselves... should we lock him in the same bar with the religious persons? would that solve the problem?
Do atheism inhibits the sense of irony in people?
Question (AKA WTF?!)
So Samsung got a patent. It infringes an older patent, but how could Samsung know?
I would have guessed it's the Patent Office's job doing a background this kind of situation, not the patent submitter... is it?
Or can the office just say "tough luck" and get with it?
I'm not defending Samsung (this whole patent war is beyond stupid) but I think it's unfair that they, or anyone else, lose a patent because of what looks like a gross ineptitude of the patent office
Re: Mike Brown
Not sure about what the Move can do (I have never tried one) but I'd think it at least matches, and probably surpasses Wii's Motion Plus capabilities.
A game with something like Skyward Sword's gameplay, PS3's graphic power and a Star Wars theme would be a blast... It doesn't sound that hard to do, does it?
"what is the data in all that energy?"
"F*ck your puny electronic devices, earthlings"
At least, that's my guess
Beer, and lots of it!
Proper garden-shed science can't be done without the input of generous amounts of ethanol
Re: Buying beer from a disgruntled workforce
Would anyone note the difference?
I saw the pics...
And I'm sure that God, Odin, Buddha o whoever may be, INTENDED to disappear that damned things from Earth.
We humans should finish the work, not try to save them...
Yeah, we just need to attach a VASIMIR engine to the asteroid next time it gets close and let it work its magic. (I guess 2023 would be a very reasonable time to do it)
But of course, panicking is always the funniest alternative
Ixquick (http://ixquick.com) is another decent option.
I find its results are a bit weaker than Duckduckgo's, but it's worth a shot.
I usually jump between these two when I'm looking for something, and so far they stand up to the job.
@ Peter 48
That's exactly what I say... Right now MS is by far the least terrible option (which, in itself is a VERY surreal situation) Apple and Google are in my opinion equally disgusting, although for very different reasons...
I had such high hopes in WebOS when HP bought it... just to have them crushed a year later
Any possibilities the final clash between Google and Apple ends with their mutual annihilation?
<--- One can only hope...
Re: What's next?
As far as I know, this IS the whole British space program!
Talking about endings, how can StarCraft/Broodwar be missing from the list?
The three ending cinematics are just amazing. Particularly, the UEN Newsreel at the end of the Terran campaign is one of my favorite cutscenes in the history of videogames.
With Scroogle having more and more problems (lately, half the searches I make there end up in the "We are so sorry, Google is treating us as spambots" page), it seems DuckDuckGo is the best option available (thanks to the many commenters who have recommended it in these formus) , and in the few weeks I've been using it, it has worked just fine.
But I didn't know about the "bangs" and other syntax DDG uses... Reading the Syntax page, a phrase almost brought tears of joy to my eyes: "Every search term should be used by default. That is, we try hard not to autocorrect your query, or in other words, we treat your terms as if you typed AND in between them."
Here's to the Duck!
Giant, blind, albino penguins is the first thing to be found there...
<-- Well, I guess having new penguin overlords is better than the alternative
>Who really gives a flying rat's ass less about what the Wall Street gamblers think... that is if >they're even capable of it.
The problem is, in that circle jerk called wall street everybody cares about what everybody thinks... So when those rats start running away from a company because their magic 8-ball tells them the sky is falling, the stock fall and the company is killed, just because.
It makes my liver puke with hate every time I hear in the news that a company's stock fell or the price of oil went up "amidst fears of... " X or Y stupid conjecture. Someone cries "Wolf!" and those bastards spring into action with no reason or reasoning at all.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure.
@ Never, ever visit
Someone once said: "a nation has the government it deserves" or something along those lines
It's hard to prove it as either true or false, but the empirical experience, all over the world, seems to back it up...
Nah, you just save the super password inside an unrelated excel or txt document somewhere in your PC. That's what I do, and unless someone starts reading each and every file in my computer (and knowing what are they looking for) I think it's secure enough.
Now, if you manage to forget not only the super password but also the place where you saved it... you have bigger things to worry about, such as that Alzheimer...
Weird... I don't use QR codes very often, but whenever I scan one with my phone, it superimposes the actual URL over the image from the camera, and I have to actually click on "accept" to go to the site.
That way I can read the link before clicking on it... I thought this would be the standard behavior, but I'm probably wrong
That's the face of Executor Artanis, right there
I tried to read that out loud... now my monitor is covered with spit.
Thanks a lot, Mark
Maybe one or two of the comments of this article will be featured on the COTW next Friday... Just go to its comments section. That way you'll be able to comment on the article about the comments on the article on the comments of the article
Can't tell if trolling or...
no, please... you've got to be trolling, right?
I installed version 4 a few weeks ago, after being nagged endlessly to get out of version 3.6... But then, they they started pumping out a whole new version number every what, 2 days?
I don't really know what is the newest version anymore, 7, 10, 666?
Oe, oeoeoe! Ticos, Ticos!
So proud to see my Alma Mater competing in the Challenge!
The ITCR, better known as "Tec", is a well respected university in the country and the region, but yes it needs to create a name for itself internationally. This is a perfect opportunity... as far as I'm aware, the team is composed of students of at least 3 different careers, so it's an university-wide effort in that regard
Best of luck to the boys and girl in the team!
search: do +not +evil
Did you mean "Do evil"?
Not only PSG, but the company as a whole can, and should win some confidence with this announcement.
So far Withman is doing a decent job tranquilizing the people inside the company, which is the first step for HP to try and recover after this horrible year.
Many of us were scared sh*tless every time Leo was near a microphone...
I'm not an fanboi, not by a long shot, but I have to admit the 3rd gen iPod is rock solid, and was a great investment for me, back in 2006. Mine still gets daily use as both portable drive and mp3 player.
I still think the Windows version of iTunes should be treated by the ICC as a crime against humanity, though.
What a great game!!
As many have already said in the comments: Thanks for the memories!
I played it on a Sega Genesis I bought with my brothers, in the mid 90's. We had to pool our savings and in the end got the console, 2 controllers and 5 o 6 games. Flashback was by far the best of them.
At that time, I was on high school, and was just starting to learn English, so my level was bad, to say the least (not that it is stellar now...). I remember the struggle to understand the dialogs and the plot, with a dictionary by my side. In the end I and my brothers played it so many times we knew it by heart... but it was a great way to learn English
Oh, and the phrase "you're too young to drink... beat it" the bartender says when you question him about the Replicants baffled us to no end. The expression "beat it" remained meaningless for us for years!
So, that's the sound you'd get if you were able to brutally torture a 56k modem, possibly with instruments borrowed from the Spanish Inquisition...
Wait... I don't see any "no modems were harmed during the recording of this ringtone" disclaimer...
I came to point that out, but you covered pretty much every thing.... It's no wonder this "quesadilla" lost the round
No salsa and no guacamole makes quesadilla a dull snack...
No salsa and no guacamole makes quesadilla a dull snack
@AC 22:18 GMT
Nope, that one doesn´t work... Personally I dislike Google just as much as Apple (and their respective fanbases), and I know I'm far from being the only person who thinks that way.
I've found that, in many ways, the most raging Fanbois and Fandroids (the extreme ones) can be compared to religious extremists and annoying, self-righteous atheists, respectively.
Without any other sane options (WebOS is dead and Win Phone is Win Phone) I'll have to keep my aging Nokia alive well over its expiration date...
Yes, Microsoft is an evil company, but I'd bet this time (as with most of their actions) it was their stupidity and not their malice what got them into trouble.
So,the conference is called F8. What does it mean, anyway?
I'm not luent in "1337" speak, but I read it as either "Fate" or "Fake"... none of these names are very reassuring, in my opinion
@you forgot about
I have no doubt "Google Smut" already exists and is being tested somewhere inside the Chocolate Factory
The correct phrase es "mano a mano" (hand to hand)
In Spanish, "Mano y mano" (hand AND hand) just doesn't make any god damned sense
I don't get it
That boils down to awful management... a coworker tried a similar "schedule". It worked fine for him for maybe two weeks. After that, management addressed the situation: he got a stern warning letter and the promise that next time he'll get the pink slip. Problem fixed.
Personally I didn't like the situation. Supposedly, we are all adults here and shouldn't be threatened to do what we are supposed to do, but I guess there's people that mentally never leaves primary school...
In any case, if a person can log in for just 1 hour a day and nobody notices, the company has far greater problems than just lazy workers...
Makes total sense... I would have never understood the message that way (or any other way, TBH)
Thanks a lot! This digital pint is for you
I read and re-read the letter and honestly can't even understand what the guy tried to say, much less how it offends Dr. Onuoha...
No BofH? No problem!
"Yet another BOfH-less Friday morning?" I asked to myself today while taking the second coffee cup of the day... the soul crushing thought was almost unbearable.
But then, a title in my RSS feed drew my attention, like a hobo to cheap beer...
And just like that, 1800 x 635 pixels of pure win changed my mood, and kept me (relatively) sane till pub o'clock.
- Analysis iPhone 6: The final straw for Android makers eaten alive by the data parasite?
- First Crack Man buys iPHONE 6 and DROPS IT to SMASH on PURPOSE
- First Fondle Reg journo battles Sydney iPHONE queue, FONDLES BIG 'UN
- TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab
- Analysis Why Oracle CEO Larry Ellison had to go ... Except he hasn't