I was envisioning a surge in attacks with handheld eye-blenders like the ones in that scene from The Avengers...
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I was envisioning a surge in attacks with handheld eye-blenders like the ones in that scene from The Avengers...
Mayonnaise with Currywurst works great, although in my (rather limited) experience, "some mayonnaise" translates to "semi lethal dose of mayonnaise" for most Currywurst street vendors in Dresden
IoT is, by definition, Connected.
News such as this show us that it's never Secure.
Is it Cheap? I doubt it...
So, it's more like "choose Connected and let us shaft you in every other front"
Get that man (or woman) a beer! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.
... Daaaamn right!
What's "infamous" about the Super Mario tune? I'm sure it's one of the most *famous* pieces of gaming music, but it's reputation is spotless...
Also, if my memory serves well, Luigi was actually clad in white, not green, in Super Mario Bros for NES.
Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?!
This animation is goddamned EPIC! hope the person who concocted that backcronym for the camera array got at least a pat in the back.
Of all the amazing space photos, from the pale blue dot to the Earth rise to Pluto's heart, this gif is got to be my new favorite.
I have to concur with an Anonymous Coward up there: it looks fake. I know it is not fake, but it is surreal seeing something as common as the Moon over the Earth, from "behind". It makes me think of that Victorian engraving of an alchemist sticking his head outside of the Fixed Stars Dome, and looking for the first time at the "hidden machinery" that makes the Universe work (Wikipedia tells me it's the Flammarion Engraving)... Breathtaking stuff
I had the same question, The only sensible explanation I've found is economies of scale: it is (or should be) more efficient to have a single main power station somewhere out of town than thousands of little internal combustion engines going around, even if they burn the same fuel. That takes into account the losses due to energy transmission over the lines.
N.B: that's not my opinion and I don't endorse nor refute it in any way. It's just a plausible explanation I read.
Logged to comment that it reminded me of Re-Volt. Great little game, sadly I never managed to make it run in post-Win XP machines.
The tracks were really funny and inventive, they not only raced around the store but in a suburban neighborhood, inside a supermarket, in the science museum... and on the decks of luxury cruiser Toy-tanic. Sod that damn track! I never managed to beat it.
I wonder what does "Schadenfreude" mean..
"unfortunately, the update has to be manually installed via a USB stick plugged into the car"
Why is this unfortunate? that's the way updates to a car SW should be done! Only by physical access, that keeps things safer.
I guess you could give the car some kind of wireless communication, so it can download the update automatically from the internet, but that connection might become a source for malicious attacks...
Before I faint for thinking too much about it, one question: is there a limit on how far can we see?
Newer and newer equipment allow us to see farther in space, and by extension, in time.
ALMA is now peering at things that occurred a "mere" billion years after the Big Bang. Is it theoretically possible, with more sensitive equipment, to actually perceive the Big Bang somehow? if not, why not?
And if it's possible (at least theoretically), would that mean that we could point out this equipment to any point in the sky and see it? is the "Big Bang" out there, all around us? or is it in a single direction?
The mind boggles... I'm definitely not suited for astrophysics, simply thinking about these things make me feel insignificant and sick...
CTRL + F "windows"... no results on page.
Nope, you're the first person to drag Microsoft to a discussion where it simply doesn't have a part. Is there a MS equivalent of Goldwin's Law?
I'm quite sure that MS, Dell and Linux "fanboys" can rationalize their preferences exactly in the same way as you did.
These people are living proof that insecurities can't be cured with iShinies.
No sir, the famous Iniesta has the number 8 in his username because that's the number on his jersey. Footballers tend to get attached to their numbers...
I doubt there are andresiniesta1 thru 7 in instagram.
Given how horrible can be the people on internet some times, it's very nice to see that the life of Iwata-san is being universally celebrated and his untimely departure greatly mourned.
Not all of his decisions were good, of course. But it was very interesting to see how a coder, a techie risen from the ranks could steer such a big company with a lot more hits than misses.
He will be missed. and I, as dyed-in-the-wool Nintendo fan, I am really worried about the company's future after him.
You'll find out that's not a doughnut, it's a flask, as seen from the top.
A flask for what, you may ask? why, to carry brains, of course!
That does sound like the core demographic for the Apple Watch...
The norm in Latin America (and I think in Spain too) is having 2 first names and 2 last names. People usually uses the first - first name and first last name only, so the second first name (so to speak) is in fact a middle name. Some people, like my father, have 2 first names and an invocation to a Patron Saint, which works as a 3rd first name (Something along the lines of Luis Alberto de la Trinidad Lastname Lastname)
Let's see well-known example: Everybody hs heard of Hugo Chávez. His full name was Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías. "Rafael" being his middle name and "Frías" his mother's last name
I'd bet the 4% percent that got the middle name right tried with "José"
That sounds like a direct path to the Dark Side!
Are you suggesting these shops will have a back door to an Apple Store?
Did the image released by NOAA really read "hanger" instead of "hangar"?
Or the inner works of WWII carriers were different to what I have always imagined, and planes were actually hung (maybe upside down, as socks in a clothesline) below deck?
*Consider any error included in this comment as karma biting me in the ass as payment for my pedantry
Interesting Spain is protecting the domain "es.abogado" that, as was pointed out before, means "is a lawyer" and can be used for some funny stuff... but is not protecting "es.medico", "es.arquitecto", "es.periodista", "es.BOFH"...
Are lawyers the only professionals subject of control and scrutiny from the government in Spain? I highly doubt so....
Oh, but they are! The NSA is trying to protect your data with all their might. Why do you think they want to have it all in their datacenters?
The one with the matching tinfoil hat, thanks ------------------------->
Given the sad, sad pics that accompanied the coverage of last years' challenges here, I can't fathom *why* would anyone want images included in the book!
Friday morning in the left side of the Pond.
I just sat down with a fresh cup of coffee, open The Register, and found a new BOFH.
It's an extreme sport, drinking coffee in front of the computer while reading Simon's column, but that's how it's supposed to be, that's the way to start the Friday!! I only wish "Something for the weekend, Sir?" would come back to this sensible schedule.
I know it's pub o'clock in the UK, so cheers!
So, it's a TED-Reg style?
Sign me in! (as audience)
This calls for a new backcronym but at this time, on a Wednesday, I can't think of anything remotely clever...
Will the connected fridges be able to tell where an article was bought?
Can they refuse to accept a source, or give advantage to another?
Will this devolve into a "generic vs original ink cartridge" kind of situation?
The possibilities are endless!! although not necessarily for the customer...
Big Brother is watching you (drink milk directly from the bottle)
"Must admit, beyond me why anyone would want to post a picture of themselves. Period."
All the articles about Cash'n'Carrion in the last weeks got me wondering: is it possible to get these goods directly in Vulture Central? (and by the way is it *possible* to visit Vulture Central?)
Shipping and handling fees are prohibitive for a lowly computer-botherer in the wrong side of the pond, but if said commentard just happened to be visiting the Capital of the Empire later in the year....
I've heard the names of Terry Pratchett and Discworld before, but I've never read any of the books...
After reading the dozens of loving comments left by commenters it the notes published by El Reg, I really want to get in the Discworld... er... world.
I'd really appreciate tips or comments on what would be the best approach to Sir Terry's work
Woah, there's no need to use such language over a technicality!
If you don't like space-time, it's ok. No need to tell it to get bent...
What would you rather introduce in your house: a smart tv, an internet-ready fridge, or *that* spider meter?
That's a though decision...
First I misread the city's name as "White monkey"... and then it results that the man who discovered ended up committing suicide!
This is not about the Mountains of Madness as a few fellow commentards suggested... it's about the late Arthur Jermyn and his family!!
... that's all
What did the Spanish language *ever* do to you, to warrant such ferocious attack?
"Effect" or "affect"?
Other than that, I'd recommend Absinthe, and lots of it, to try and wash out the horror you're about to face.
May the Green faerie protect your sanity this weekend!
It depends... the 2 CGI Resident Evil made by Capcom are quite fun... I'd go as far as to say that the second one (RE: Degeneration) is actually good, that is if you like the games' characters* and enjoy their crazy plots: in short, if you're a fan of the games, these movies are highly entertaining (and you'll know to steer clear of the Mila Jovovich vehicles...)
Any other videogame movie, with the possible exception of Silent Hill, falls squarely in the list of worst-ever
*Leon S. Kennedy rocks
but I'd nominate Star Wars: Episode 2 as one of the worst movies ever. It was the only time I have actually walked out of the cinema (and watched it years later on cable tv to confirm it was as bad as I remembered)
There is no saving grace from the terrible acting to the insta-obsolete-looking FX to the suicide inducing script...
My crystal ball tells me that you jumped right to the comments to amaze us with your discovery without bothering to read the fscking article first... I am correct, am I not?
I sometimes talk trash about other people, I guess most people do... But I'm sure I don't do it by email, and DAMN sure I don't do it over corporate email.
That's just one of many baffling behaviors within Sony exposed by the hack... I guess people up the corporate ladder feel more invulnerable in what they do...
Google has all the keys and guards all the doors (to the internet)
but... but... I thought the NASA were proper boffins. Don't they use El Reg's Unit System or, at the very least, Metric?
Did-you-see-that-ludicrous-display-last-night (dot football)
The greatest football forum in the web!
If you cross your eyes while looking at the first image (just as if you were looking at one of those "magic eye" images), it works!
It's better with the smaller image
So, El Reg's own Haines has been elevated (pun? not intended) to the ranks of Paris and Lindsey in the Pantheon of Backcronyms Eternal Glory?
I thought being burly and bald (or the German equivalents thereof) would automatically disqualify someone from receiving such an honor
Not being a naval buff, by any means, I need to ask: How does the Belfast measure against these other masterpieces?
A visit to Wikipedia fails to shed any light on the issue... I can't find what makes it so special as to compete with Bombe or the Concorde.
Feels like her, asking this question ----------------------------->
I was thinking the same.
The infallible Wikipedia tells me the first silver PS3 wasn't available until October 2007, 2 years after the date this document was produced.
So, was the guide modified somewhere around 2008, or we have a funny fake in our hands?
although, to be frank when I put my email into a site called "have I been pwned", I half expected the result would be: "well, you have been now, mate!"
I have to compliment them on the hardware. I have a 30 gb 3rd generation iPod that has seen lots of action for the last 7 years and it's still going strong. The damn thing just won't die.
I has a lot of annoying (and frankly baffling) limitations, product of apple policies: no FM, a limited selection of compatible audio formats, a laughable selection of video formats... *iTunes*... but the mere hardware is superb.
Won't be buying any other apple products in the near future, though. The constrains they put on the users far outweigh their strengths in my opinion.
Hated that book... but not for the reason you might think... the riddles and games sprinkled in the pages of that book made me feel utterly dumb, I could figure out maybe 10% of them.
So I can't (and don't want to) imagine what sort of new games he included in this new book!
Hopefully I can "hint" someone in my family to get it as Christmas present