174 posts • joined Thursday 29th May 2008 14:15 GMT
Re: Buying beer from a disgruntled workforce
Would anyone note the difference?
Yeah, we just need to attach a VASIMIR engine to the asteroid next time it gets close and let it work its magic. (I guess 2023 would be a very reasonable time to do it)
But of course, panicking is always the funniest alternative
Ixquick (http://ixquick.com) is another decent option.
I find its results are a bit weaker than Duckduckgo's, but it's worth a shot.
I usually jump between these two when I'm looking for something, and so far they stand up to the job.
@ Peter 48
That's exactly what I say... Right now MS is by far the least terrible option (which, in itself is a VERY surreal situation) Apple and Google are in my opinion equally disgusting, although for very different reasons...
I had such high hopes in WebOS when HP bought it... just to have them crushed a year later
Any possibilities the final clash between Google and Apple ends with their mutual annihilation?
<--- One can only hope...
Talking about endings, how can StarCraft/Broodwar be missing from the list?
The three ending cinematics are just amazing. Particularly, the UEN Newsreel at the end of the Terran campaign is one of my favorite cutscenes in the history of videogames.
With Scroogle having more and more problems (lately, half the searches I make there end up in the "We are so sorry, Google is treating us as spambots" page), it seems DuckDuckGo is the best option available (thanks to the many commenters who have recommended it in these formus) , and in the few weeks I've been using it, it has worked just fine.
But I didn't know about the "bangs" and other syntax DDG uses... Reading the Syntax page, a phrase almost brought tears of joy to my eyes: "Every search term should be used by default. That is, we try hard not to autocorrect your query, or in other words, we treat your terms as if you typed AND in between them."
Here's to the Duck!
Giant, blind, albino penguins is the first thing to be found there...
<-- Well, I guess having new penguin overlords is better than the alternative
>Who really gives a flying rat's ass less about what the Wall Street gamblers think... that is if >they're even capable of it.
The problem is, in that circle jerk called wall street everybody cares about what everybody thinks... So when those rats start running away from a company because their magic 8-ball tells them the sky is falling, the stock fall and the company is killed, just because.
It makes my liver puke with hate every time I hear in the news that a company's stock fell or the price of oil went up "amidst fears of... " X or Y stupid conjecture. Someone cries "Wolf!" and those bastards spring into action with no reason or reasoning at all.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure.
@ Never, ever visit
Someone once said: "a nation has the government it deserves" or something along those lines
It's hard to prove it as either true or false, but the empirical experience, all over the world, seems to back it up...
Nah, you just save the super password inside an unrelated excel or txt document somewhere in your PC. That's what I do, and unless someone starts reading each and every file in my computer (and knowing what are they looking for) I think it's secure enough.
Now, if you manage to forget not only the super password but also the place where you saved it... you have bigger things to worry about, such as that Alzheimer...
Weird... I don't use QR codes very often, but whenever I scan one with my phone, it superimposes the actual URL over the image from the camera, and I have to actually click on "accept" to go to the site.
That way I can read the link before clicking on it... I thought this would be the standard behavior, but I'm probably wrong
That's the face of Executor Artanis, right there
Maybe one or two of the comments of this article will be featured on the COTW next Friday... Just go to its comments section. That way you'll be able to comment on the article about the comments on the article on the comments of the article
I installed version 4 a few weeks ago, after being nagged endlessly to get out of version 3.6... But then, they they started pumping out a whole new version number every what, 2 days?
I don't really know what is the newest version anymore, 7, 10, 666?
Oe, oeoeoe! Ticos, Ticos!
So proud to see my Alma Mater competing in the Challenge!
The ITCR, better known as "Tec", is a well respected university in the country and the region, but yes it needs to create a name for itself internationally. This is a perfect opportunity... as far as I'm aware, the team is composed of students of at least 3 different careers, so it's an university-wide effort in that regard
Best of luck to the boys and girl in the team!
Not only PSG, but the company as a whole can, and should win some confidence with this announcement.
So far Withman is doing a decent job tranquilizing the people inside the company, which is the first step for HP to try and recover after this horrible year.
Many of us were scared sh*tless every time Leo was near a microphone...
I'm not an fanboi, not by a long shot, but I have to admit the 3rd gen iPod is rock solid, and was a great investment for me, back in 2006. Mine still gets daily use as both portable drive and mp3 player.
I still think the Windows version of iTunes should be treated by the ICC as a crime against humanity, though.
What a great game!!
As many have already said in the comments: Thanks for the memories!
I played it on a Sega Genesis I bought with my brothers, in the mid 90's. We had to pool our savings and in the end got the console, 2 controllers and 5 o 6 games. Flashback was by far the best of them.
At that time, I was on high school, and was just starting to learn English, so my level was bad, to say the least (not that it is stellar now...). I remember the struggle to understand the dialogs and the plot, with a dictionary by my side. In the end I and my brothers played it so many times we knew it by heart... but it was a great way to learn English
Oh, and the phrase "you're too young to drink... beat it" the bartender says when you question him about the Replicants baffled us to no end. The expression "beat it" remained meaningless for us for years!
So, that's the sound you'd get if you were able to brutally torture a 56k modem, possibly with instruments borrowed from the Spanish Inquisition...
Wait... I don't see any "no modems were harmed during the recording of this ringtone" disclaimer...
I came to point that out, but you covered pretty much every thing.... It's no wonder this "quesadilla" lost the round
No salsa and no guacamole makes quesadilla a dull snack...
No salsa and no guacamole makes quesadilla a dull snack
@AC 22:18 GMT
Nope, that one doesn´t work... Personally I dislike Google just as much as Apple (and their respective fanbases), and I know I'm far from being the only person who thinks that way.
I've found that, in many ways, the most raging Fanbois and Fandroids (the extreme ones) can be compared to religious extremists and annoying, self-righteous atheists, respectively.
Without any other sane options (WebOS is dead and Win Phone is Win Phone) I'll have to keep my aging Nokia alive well over its expiration date...
@you forgot about
I have no doubt "Google Smut" already exists and is being tested somewhere inside the Chocolate Factory
I don't get it
That boils down to awful management... a coworker tried a similar "schedule". It worked fine for him for maybe two weeks. After that, management addressed the situation: he got a stern warning letter and the promise that next time he'll get the pink slip. Problem fixed.
Personally I didn't like the situation. Supposedly, we are all adults here and shouldn't be threatened to do what we are supposed to do, but I guess there's people that mentally never leaves primary school...
In any case, if a person can log in for just 1 hour a day and nobody notices, the company has far greater problems than just lazy workers...
No BofH? No problem!
"Yet another BOfH-less Friday morning?" I asked to myself today while taking the second coffee cup of the day... the soul crushing thought was almost unbearable.
But then, a title in my RSS feed drew my attention, like a hobo to cheap beer...
And just like that, 1800 x 635 pixels of pure win changed my mood, and kept me (relatively) sane till pub o'clock.
It's not the same show, but Nintendo is organizing symphonic concerts in Los Angeles and London to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Zelda, and will be recording them to include the CD as a bonus in Skyward Sword.
Don't force me... to be... in Apple's... side !
So it hasn't been proved that these polluters work for Apple, and they may even supply other companies!
Apple is named only to get free publicity, what a shameful tactic...
... I feel dirty now...
I've always found oddly amusing...
that the authorized Apple representative where I live is named "iCon"
Makes me smile every time I see their advertisement.
Reality Distortion Field+
“If you edit your name to comply with our policies in the future … we can re-review your profile”
Now it not only changes the way the company perceives reality, but attempts to *actually* change the reality itself.
Re: What an arse
If only, mr. Code Monkey, if only...
But in my experience there is a minority of atheist than can be as annoying and fanatic as the very well known minority of annoying and fanatic god-botherers.
I think the down votes in your post exemplify this...
The BOFH was outBOFH'd by an outsider a couple of years ago... that episode and the subsequent, swift revenge are probably my favorite articles ever.
Of course, the PFY still has too much to learn before he can attempt something so bold, although it's unlikely that he lives until the time he gets enough experience
As professor Jones famously said...
"I wrote them down (...) so that I wouldn't HAVE to remember" I agree completely with him
Oh, and yes, I knew where on the Internet I could find the quote, so I checked it because I didn't remember it verbatim.
Beer because... that's another great way to damage my memory
I recently found an old Reader's Digest magazine from 1981, that included an article about the "newest guest in space": The Columbia.
It is saddening, in today's context, reading about all the hope these birds brought back in the day: frequent flights, cheap sending of goods to orbit... it *was* the future. And now, 30 years later we have taken several steps backwards.
Here's hoping that Musk, Chang-Diaz, Allen, and the rest of private investors succeed. I don't want to think that the best days of space exploration and discovery are already in the past.
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