* Posts by A. Coatsworth

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City of birth? Why password questions are a terrible idea

A. Coatsworth
FAIL

Says who?

The norm in Latin America (and I think in Spain too) is having 2 first names and 2 last names. People usually uses the first - first name and first last name only, so the second first name (so to speak) is in fact a middle name. Some people, like my father, have 2 first names and an invocation to a Patron Saint, which works as a 3rd first name (Something along the lines of Luis Alberto de la Trinidad Lastname Lastname)

Confusing?

Let's see well-known example: Everybody hs heard of Hugo Chávez. His full name was Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías. "Rafael" being his middle name and "Frías" his mother's last name

I'd bet the 4% percent that got the middle name right tried with "José"

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'Nokia store? I dunno no Nokia store. This here's a Microsoft Reseller'

A. Coatsworth
Gimp

Re: "...showcase a range of Microsoft experiences..."

That sounds like a direct path to the Dark Side!

Are you suggesting these shops will have a back door to an Apple Store?

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RADIOACTIVE WWII aircraft carrier FOUND OFF CALIFORNIA

A. Coatsworth
Headmaster

Did the image released by NOAA really read "hanger" instead of "hangar"?

Or the inner works of WWII carriers were different to what I have always imagined, and planes were actually hung (maybe upside down, as socks in a clothesline) below deck?

*Consider any error included in this comment as karma biting me in the ass as payment for my pedantry

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Why Feed.Me.Pizza will never exist: Inside the world of government vetoes and the internet

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WTF?

Interesting Spain is protecting the domain "es.abogado" that, as was pointed out before, means "is a lawyer" and can be used for some funny stuff... but is not protecting "es.medico", "es.arquitecto", "es.periodista", "es.BOFH"...

Are lawyers the only professionals subject of control and scrutiny from the government in Spain? I highly doubt so....

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Cross-dressing blokes storm NSA HQ: One shot dead, one hurt

A. Coatsworth
Coat

@NoneSuch

Oh, but they are! The NSA is trying to protect your data with all their might. Why do you think they want to have it all in their datacenters?

The one with the matching tinfoil hat, thanks ------------------------->

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LOHAN chap serves up 'tenner a week' e-cookbook

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Joke

Given the sad, sad pics that accompanied the coverage of last years' challenges here, I can't fathom *why* would anyone want images included in the book!

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BOFH: Mmm, gotta love me some fresh BYOD dog roll

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Pint

Friday morning in the left side of the Pond.

I just sat down with a fresh cup of coffee, open The Register, and found a new BOFH.

It's an extreme sport, drinking coffee in front of the computer while reading Simon's column, but that's how it's supposed to be, that's the way to start the Friday!! I only wish "Something for the weekend, Sir?" would come back to this sensible schedule.

I know it's pub o'clock in the UK, so cheers!

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Are you clever enough, and brave enough, to give a Register lecture

A. Coatsworth
Facepalm

So, it's a TED-Reg style?

Sign me in! (as audience)

This calls for a new backcronym but at this time, on a Wednesday, I can't think of anything remotely clever...

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Osbo: Choose a f*cking IoT fridge. Choose spirit-crushing driverless cars

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Big Brother

"Your Samsung (tm) fridge works better with Walmart (tm) brand milk"

Will the connected fridges be able to tell where an article was bought?

Can they refuse to accept a source, or give advantage to another?

Will this devolve into a "generic vs original ink cartridge" kind of situation?

The possibilities are endless!! although not necessarily for the customer...

Big Brother is watching you (drink milk directly from the bottle)

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Zuck: Get your FULLY EXPOSED BUTTOCKS off my Facebook

A. Coatsworth
Big Brother

Re: Breatfeeding pics

"Must admit, beyond me why anyone would want to post a picture of themselves. Period."

-FTFY

Luddite out.

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LOHAN unleashes 'waiting for the FAA' collector mug

A. Coatsworth
Happy

All the articles about Cash'n'Carrion in the last weeks got me wondering: is it possible to get these goods directly in Vulture Central? (and by the way is it *possible* to visit Vulture Central?)

Shipping and handling fees are prohibitive for a lowly computer-botherer in the wrong side of the pond, but if said commentard just happened to be visiting the Capital of the Empire later in the year....

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Sir Terry remembered: Dickens' fire, Tolkien's imagination, and the wit of Wodehouse

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I've heard the names of Terry Pratchett and Discworld before, but I've never read any of the books...

After reading the dozens of loving comments left by commenters it the notes published by El Reg, I really want to get in the Discworld... er... world.

I'd really appreciate tips or comments on what would be the best approach to Sir Terry's work

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Massive gravitational lens flare unveils EINSTEIN CROSS SUPERNOVA

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Joke

Woah, there's no need to use such language over a technicality!

If you don't like space-time, it's ok. No need to tell it to get bent...

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Tired of IoT hype? Internet of SLUGS and SPIDERS is the reality

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Windows

IoT...

What would you rather introduce in your house: a smart tv, an internet-ready fridge, or *that* spider meter?

That's a though decision...

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Lost WHITE CITY of the MONKEY GOD found after 500 years

A. Coatsworth
Devil

First I misread the city's name as "White monkey"... and then it results that the man who discovered ended up committing suicide!

This is not about the Mountains of Madness as a few fellow commentards suggested... it's about the late Arthur Jermyn and his family!!

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Big Brother in SPAACE: Mars One picks first 100 morons to suffocate, er, settle on Red Planet

A. Coatsworth
Stop

Donner Party

IN SPAAAAAAACE!

... that's all

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Black Beauty Martian meteorite IS a SPOT-ON match with Red Planet's DARK PLAINS: boffins

A. Coatsworth

Re: que imposición?

What did the Spanish language *ever* do to you, to warrant such ferocious attack?

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Twin Adam Sandlers shake El Reg's movie unwatchablathon team

A. Coatsworth
Flame

"Effect" or "affect"?

Other than that, I'd recommend Absinthe, and lots of it, to try and wash out the horror you're about to face.

May the Green faerie protect your sanity this weekend!

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Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

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Thumb Up

Re: Computer Games Movies

It depends... the 2 CGI Resident Evil made by Capcom are quite fun... I'd go as far as to say that the second one (RE: Degeneration) is actually good, that is if you like the games' characters* and enjoy their crazy plots: in short, if you're a fan of the games, these movies are highly entertaining (and you'll know to steer clear of the Mila Jovovich vehicles...)

Any other videogame movie, with the possible exception of Silent Hill, falls squarely in the list of worst-ever

*Leon S. Kennedy rocks

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A. Coatsworth
Flame

I'm treading on really cliché territory...

but I'd nominate Star Wars: Episode 2 as one of the worst movies ever. It was the only time I have actually walked out of the cinema (and watched it years later on cable tv to confirm it was as bad as I remembered)

There is no saving grace from the terrible acting to the insta-obsolete-looking FX to the suicide inducing script...

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SO. Which IS more important to humanity: Facebook, or Portugal?

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Facepalm

Re: Reg - Why are you asking this?

My crystal ball tells me that you jumped right to the comments to amaze us with your discovery without bothering to read the fscking article first... I am correct, am I not?

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Sony hack was good news for INSURERS and INVESTORS

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Paris Hilton

I sometimes talk trash about other people, I guess most people do... But I'm sure I don't do it by email, and DAMN sure I don't do it over corporate email.

That's just one of many baffling behaviors within Sony exposed by the hack... I guess people up the corporate ladder feel more invulnerable in what they do...

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Spanish scraper scrapped: Google axes Google News

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Black Helicopters

To paraprhase

Google has all the keys and guards all the doors (to the internet)

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Orion 'Mars' ship: Cosmic ray guard? Go. Parachutes? Go. Spacerock shield? Go!

A. Coatsworth
Facepalm

Re: WTF??

but... but... I thought the NASA were proper boffins. Don't they use El Reg's Unit System or, at the very least, Metric?

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GOOAALLL! Back of the net! 'Millions of dollars' score .football gTLD

A. Coatsworth
Joke

Did-you-see-that-ludicrous-display-last-night (dot football)

The greatest football forum in the web!

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Bada-Bing! Mozilla flips Firefox to YAHOO! for search

A. Coatsworth
Go

Re: Time to duck and cover?

It does, eulampios, but the duck has a cute html only search page for us javascript-hating luddites

https://duckduckgo.com/html/

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El Reg spends One Night in Hell with Queen's Brian May

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Thumb Up

Cool

If you cross your eyes while looking at the first image (just as if you were looking at one of those "magic eye" images), it works!

It's better with the smaller image

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LOHAN avionics survive 27,700m stratospheric ordeal

A. Coatsworth
Joke

L.E.S.T.E.R

So, El Reg's own Haines has been elevated (pun? not intended) to the ranks of Paris and Lindsey in the Pantheon of Backcronyms Eternal Glory?

I thought being burly and bald (or the German equivalents thereof) would automatically disqualify someone from receiving such an honor

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Official: Turing's Bombe BETTER than a Concorde plane

A. Coatsworth
Paris Hilton

HMS Belfast

Not being a naval buff, by any means, I need to ask: How does the Belfast measure against these other masterpieces?

A visit to Wikipedia fails to shed any light on the issue... I can't find what makes it so special as to compete with Bombe or the Concorde.

Feels like her, asking this question ----------------------------->

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Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U

A. Coatsworth
Holmes

Re: Silver PS3 in late 2005?

I was thinking the same.

The infallible Wikipedia tells me the first silver PS3 wasn't available until October 2007, 2 years after the date this document was produced.

So, was the guide modified somewhere around 2008, or we have a funny fake in our hands?

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Leak of '5 MEELLLION Gmail passwords' creates security flap

A. Coatsworth
Happy

Re: The list

Thanks, Supernintendo!

although, to be frank when I put my email into a site called "have I been pwned", I half expected the result would be: "well, you have been now, mate!"

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Apple's ONE LESS THING: the iPod Classic disappears

A. Coatsworth
Gimp

for all the contempt I feel for apple as a company...

I have to compliment them on the hardware. I have a 30 gb 3rd generation iPod that has seen lots of action for the last 7 years and it's still going strong. The damn thing just won't die.

I has a lot of annoying (and frankly baffling) limitations, product of apple policies: no FM, a limited selection of compatible audio formats, a laughable selection of video formats... *iTunes*... but the mere hardware is superb.

Won't be buying any other apple products in the near future, though. The constrains they put on the users far outweigh their strengths in my opinion.

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Love XKCD? Love science? You'll love a book about science from Randall Munroe

A. Coatsworth
Happy

Volume 0

Hated that book... but not for the reason you might think... the riddles and games sprinkled in the pages of that book made me feel utterly dumb, I could figure out maybe 10% of them.

So I can't (and don't want to) imagine what sort of new games he included in this new book!

Hopefully I can "hint" someone in my family to get it as Christmas present

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Stand clear! Will HTC's One act as a defibrillator for Windows Phone?

A. Coatsworth
Unhappy

"beautiful piece of design"?

Probably I suffer some kind of design-daltonism, because I really can't see where's the beauty here. The droves of Android phones, the iPhone, and this one all look the same to me: glass slabs with rounded corners and the same 3 boring soft buttons at the bottom... this one is brushed steel instead of black or white, so I guess that's something... but in all fairness, what makes it different from a Galaxy or iPhone?

The only ones that try to at least *look* different are some of the Lumias and Xperias (I won't comment on their merits as smartphones, I'm only talking about the looks)

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Nuts to your poncey hipster coffees, I want a TESLA ELECTRO-CAFE

A. Coatsworth
Thumb Up

Black coffee

Reading this before I start the working day, with a cup of black, simple, real Costarrican coffee at my side, I suddenly realized something: I no longer look forward for a BOfH tale as my Friday's pick-me-up... now I come directly to Alistair's column, and seldom leave disappointed (God, that phrase sounds WRONG).

In any case, thanks a lot for the laughs. They are definitely needed, as I'm still 10 hours from pub o' clock

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eBay slammed for daft post-hack password swap advice

A. Coatsworth
IT Angle

About http://xkcd.com/936

A couple of people mentioned that, already famous, comic.

As I'm not in the least a security expert, I need to honestly ask: is that a good or a bad advice? At first I thought it sounded reasonable enough, but the tooltip gives a vibe of irony... so it's a good or a bad idea to apply that generation algorithm in the real world?

Thanks!

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Wolfenstein: The New Order ... BLAM-BLAM! That guard did Nazi that coming

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Thumb Up

Re: "Can I play, Daddy?"

And, although it's not mentioned in the article, I'll bet the other 2 difficulty settings are "bring it on" and "I am death incarnate"

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Stop bullying SUPER FAT GODZILLA, urge movie stars

A. Coatsworth
Mushroom

Re: "aren't we all?"

Point the young lad to Godzilla: Final Wars. The Hollywood imitation is explained by the characters, mocked and finally annihilated by the Real Godzilla's atomic breath, on top of Sydney's Theater of the opera.

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Dell charges £16 TO INSTALL FIREFOX on PCs – Mozilla is miffed

A. Coatsworth
Coat

Re: I need to re-think my charging!

I'm sorry, but if you're installing iTunes on a Windows machine, you should pay a hefty compensation to the victim for such a heinous crime against humanity

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One good thing from the Flappy Birds crapp flap: It's a handy 'tech' media rating system

A. Coatsworth
Unhappy

Re: Great...

In few words, it became viral... Why? because!

It's a mediocre game, with mechanics that have been (better) implemented before and graphics ripped off from Mario. The only "unique" characteristic it had was that the difficulty level was cheap and frustrating.

That attracted "comic" video reviewers from Youtube, and the hive mind that is internet took it from there, until it leaked to real world news outlets that try to hard to look cool and hip... Exactly the same cycle followed by the QWOP game a few years ago

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Ancient carving of 'first human-built holy place' = Primitive Vulture Central

A. Coatsworth
Pint

"we must consider the truly incredible avian symbolism of a vulture playing a swan in Turkey."

I came to try and write a funny comment, but after reading this gem, I realized nothing I can do will ever get near to it.

Hat's off to you, good sir!

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El avión Buitre 2 rinde homenaje a nuestros amigos españoles

A. Coatsworth
Headmaster

Nazi Gramatical

The grammar Nazi in me feels the need to report the word "hechándonos". It should be "echándonos", without that pesky H at the beginning... It's a very common mistake in Spanish, but one that should be fought anyway.

Also, at the end of the article, it should read " si OS atrevéis a usar el Google Translate". Pronouns can be tricky sometimes.

Yes, I know I could have just clicked the "send corrections" button... but my pedantry wouldn't have been satisfied that way.

My apologies!

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A. Coatsworth
Pint

Re: And for those of us...

The Real Academia de la Lengua proposed güisqui as the proper Spanish form of the word whisky.

As you can imagine, it never took off...

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Finns, roamers, Nokia: So long, and thanks for all the phones

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Great!

I didn't kow Swype was available for the 700. I'm installing it right away.

I also love my 700, it's a great little smartphone... It has a few annoying quirks, and the sad thing is they could have been easily ironed out with a OS update

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Confirmed by cockup: New iPhones will be named 5S and 5C

A. Coatsworth

These new iPhones and the iPad Mini remind me of that movie Ratatouille... when the fine cuisine chef died, his successor started using his image to sell all kinds of cheap crap form corn dogs to fried chicken to noodles, food that the original chef would have never thought of selling because he was a *classy* chef.

I have never liked Apple, or Steve Jobs for that matter, but one has to recognize that the iron grip Jobs had over the company's style and product range really gave Apple an important market differentiation. Seeing how now they are throwing by the board everything Jobs stood for (except his litigious mindset) is really strange

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Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...

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Thumb Up

That was a big steaming load of... laughs

Nobody got cattle-prodded, nobody died (probably), and this was possibly the most devious, nastiest plan ever hatched by the BOfH.

I love to see he's keeping his repertoire fresh!

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May the fourths be with you: Muso John Williams returns to Star Wars

A. Coatsworth

Re: Oh God

Seeing how The Mouse also owns Marvel but didn't cast Bieber or any other pop starlet as Avengers, I remain cautiously optimistic about this incoming trilogy.

You won't see me queuing at midnight for the premier, but I'll give them the benefit of doubt, at least until it is announced what role will Lucas play in the production. Hopefully it won't be anything more than consultant, or "associated something-or-other", and they won't let him anywhere near the script.

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Wii U sales plunge: Nintendo hopes Mario and Zelda will shift some kit

A. Coatsworth

I think Wind Waker can help sales. Yes, it wasn't very well received because of it cartoon looks, and wasn't a killer app for the Cube.

But now Nintendo is betting for the nostalgia factor, which admittedly has a lot of potential to stir sales... I can't say if it's a good or bad thing, but it's a fact that nostalgia is all the rage these days

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How our shaken Reg Playmonaut survived a 113,000ft stratodangle

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Happy

I don't know how much is The Reg paying to the person who came with the idea of using the Grauniad for the plane's left wing and Daily Mail for the right... whatever amount it is, it's not enough!

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Schwarzenegger says 'I'll be back' for Terminator 5 reboot

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Thumb Up

Re: Outer Limits

"Demon with a glass hand" and "Soldier" it seems

At least according to an article from Cracked.com (gotta love that site)

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