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* Posts by Jon Lamb

30 posts • joined Friday 23rd May 2008 07:43 GMT

Jon Lamb
Megaphone

Your forgetting one thing in all of this ...

Marjorie ... DAMNNNN!

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Tits & Glass

Genuis

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I based it on a 5 day week, not a 7 day one.

Jon Lamb

Sorry, its worse than that ... $365,000!

Jon Lamb

Sounds a lot ...

When you say 95 mil but in it only works out at around £365,000 ... a day.

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Re: why so much ?

Love my fatality headset, bought a spare just in case my current set ever fails. Not keen on the removable mike tho, keep losing the bloody thing.

Jon Lamb
Pint

Your pepper spray iPhone case ...

... is no match for my roofie colada!

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Digitiser

I used to read you every day, that is all.

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Re: late?

I've always assumed the article delay was usually caused by having to think up a catchy sub-title. Not sure what happened here.

Jon Lamb

Does onscreen keyboard stay on ...

... when typing? Thanks.

Jon Lamb

Big Train

This review reminds me of the Big Train no wanking in the office sketches. What a job!

Jon Lamb

Nice package ...

So working on current salary and assuming his shares stay constant for 10 years and finally assuming he works 7 days a week, hes effectively on $105k a day. Nice

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@Steve Loughran

It was this morning when I downloaded it onto my iPad and iPhone.

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Chad Vader

Needs to be done in the style of Chad Vader

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Just a usenet provider ?

So was this a dedicated server for the purpose of distributing dodgy child images or just a usenet provider like easynews for example that doesnt filter their content that passes through them?

I imagine any usenet provider is going to have some illegal images on their servers?

More info please!

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Not showing on mine ...

... unfortunately ... 4.2b2 on Three

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Rollcage

Hope it gets one for head

Jon Lamb
Black Helicopters

I've always wanted to ask the question ...

... is this a secure line?

Jon Lamb

Amiga

Didnt Hyperion recently win against amiga inc in a similar way?

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Brilliant

Back on top form

Jon Lamb

Nice?

I really like the phone? I dont really like the question? at the end of each pause? That could get annoying? Real quick?

Jon Lamb

Ouch

26000 monitors at £81 difference = £11.34 million!

Jon Lamb
Black Helicopters

Hmmm ...

Seems like a relatively cheap way to take down the site.

Jon Lamb
Unhappy

Fixed width

Everything ok apart from the fixed width, half my screen is grey at 1900x1200.

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Re: Um....

And two of the pics in the commodore PDF are EEE's ! Still want one tho.

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Shame

Have to say Amtrack were great for me. Order from dabs previous evening, normally on my door by 9am. The driver even figured out that quite often I'd be in the office in the garden and would come round if I didnt answer.

Jon Lamb
Black Helicopters

Nice little earner ...

7000 possibly paying 6k for the game and 10k to lawyers! 5% success rate should generate a nice income. Almost worth their while to leak a game into the p2p networks.

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Re: What sad f*ck

'inquiring' minds would like to know!

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Straight into my voicemail!

Bought some credit. Dialed my mobile and also presented it as the calling number. Straight into my messages. Nice, not!!

Jon Lamb
Heart

Lying about age, now a sex offence ?

"Unfortunately some of the creators of accounts who were deleted, of an older age group, have been creating new accounts with a younger age (which means that government legislation classifies them as a sex offender by lying about their age on the Internet"

Some dating sites I've seen must have a fair amount of sex offenders on them then!

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