56 posts • joined 14 Apr 2007
Re: Everyone's cool
…same as the Old Cool.
Re: Every year the same thing
Herpes? Gonorrhoea? Chlamydia?
Re: Crossed wires?
Trev here reminds me of someone - let's call him Mr. Kettle - someone who used to be a regular contributor to these fora, and an individual I had the misfortune to know in real life.
Longstanding contributors may know of whom I speak… don't wish to say too much lest it encourages it to crawl out from whatever pit it is in which it currently resides (inhabits?).
Spaketh ye not the Nayme of the Beaste, lest thy rouse it from its eternal slumber.
(I believe you have to chant it thrice, on the eve of the Midwinter Full Moon, whilst offering a sacrifice of 13 virginal maidens (I know it should be 666, but it's getting harder and harder to locate chaste young women these days - even 66 was a real struggle… they starts off Maids of Honour…).
Now I must be away, for I fear I have been too indiscreet, I fear my wagging tongue will be the undoing of us all!
Re: "Hated"? I do not honestly think that the public invested any strong emotions...
"Disinterest"…? Is impossible to be disinterested when there's only one party. Methinks you mean 'UNinterested' - 'DISinterested' means 'impartiality'.
Oh and we don't spell 'magazine' with an 's' here.
Re: UK pricing of fire
The Amazon Fire - for folk with money to burn.
The Amazon Fire - there's no escape…
Not the best, but I'm very tired, only not in a 'I need to crash' way, more of a 'so weak I can barely breathe, never mind stand' way. I'm 95% convinced I've Graves' disease (or hyperthyroidism in some form) but the useless NHS test says my thyroid's in 100% tippety-top condition, working perfectly! That's cos it only measures TSH, and abnormal TSH only accounts for around 10% of malfunctioning thyroids.
I've had it with the NHS - this country doesn't HAVE a healthcare service. D'ya know what the NHS's only solution to hyperthyroidism is…?! Destroying it. If radioactive iodine don't do it, they simply rip it out yer neck. The NHS is FAR TOO FOND of ripping bits out - it doesn't CURE anything. That's not a CURE, cos you're now dependent on artificial thyroxine forever.
Okay, I'm done. I HATE the NHS.
Re: Abandon ship!
Fork…fire - anyone got any marshmallows…? How's about bread…? Crumpets? Muffins? Pikelets? Teacakes? Hot cross buns? Waffles?
Talking of waffle, I'll shut up now… I know most of you don't understand how my mind works (much if the time, even *I* don't understand how it works… or even IF it works…)
Re: And meanwhile in the real world
Due to the previous comment, my brain automatically blanked out 'is' in the opening sentence.
Re: Jolly good work.
Does anyone recall the BPI's 'Home Taping Is Killing Music!', campaign sometime in the 'early '80s…? It was the primary reason for DJs talking over the ends of tracks (except Peel, as I recall, who was vehemently anti the BPI).
Now, I don't know much about the film industry but, as far as the music biz goes, many artists are PRO 'piracy', particularly in the US. Up until a couple of years ago, there was a band called Bomb The Music Industry!, founded by Jeff Rosenthal (a well-known figure in cult punk circles) which made ALL its recordings available for free download (though you could make a donation if you so desired). NOFX frontman, and owner of Fat Wreck Chords, 'Fat' Mike Burkett, has not only taken the RIAA to court several times (and won every time) over FWC's name being on the RIAA's books. Apparently, the RIAA simply re-added it, but altered the spelling (Fat Records, Phat Records, Fat Wreck Cords, etc.). Burkett has also been known to pay the fines of anyone convicted of 'illegally' downloading music belonging to any artist on FWC's roster.
99% - if not 100% - of the time, 'anti-piracy' has fuck all to do wth protecting the artists - and everything to do with ensuring the suits get their big, fat cheques. Trent Reznor has been known to ENCOURAGE the downloading of anything he's been involved with, just to piss off the suits. I've several NIN LPs - and I've only ever paid for a couple. Graham Crabb once told me I could download PWEI's new one if I couldn't afford it.
Most artists feel that anti-piracy legislation stifles them because it hands too much control over to the labels, and they lose control over what is THEIR intellectual property, after all…
Give 1,000 monkeys, 1,000 cameras…
…how long will it take them to, err…
Nope, can't finish that - I've gibbon up…
(I'm not well, please don't expect sparkling wit and intellect…).
But it does raise an interesting question: - if a higher ape, say a chimp, can be taught basic photographic techniques, and then he goes off on a shooting spree, who owns the copyright then…? If the camera has EXIF data which shows the camera to belong to the ape, then what…? Is he treated like a minor and his tutor as his 'parent'…? I'm no legal expert (as is probably evident) but don't kids have some right of ownership…? What if your 7-year-old was an aspiring Bailey, surely he'd own the copyright because he took the pics…?
Or could it be argued that the chimp was simply aping his tutor…? (Sorry!).
By the way, speaking of the Librarian, has anyone seen Paul Kidby's 'Ookbench'…? I forget where it is now, I BELIEVE it's somewhere around the British Museum. There were a number of artists commissioned to paint literary themed 'bookbenches' - I forget what the reason was (must have been summat to do with the British Library). There's a website with photos somewhere (probably not taken by non-human primates). I remember Peter Pan, Alice, Lovecraft, Tolkien, Wind In The Willows (that was down by the river somewhere, obviously, along with Alice). There were at least 30 in all, installed all over London. They were due to be auctioned for charity at some juncture, so they may no longer be around…).
Hey Alison! ;oP
It's the Grammar Gestapo here; "…WHO people invite to parties", if you're using the pronoun as the subject of the sentence, it's 'who', 'whom' is objective, very often used to avoid the generally-accepted-as-being-poor-grammatical-form of ending a sentence with a preposition.
In this instance, the pronoun is referring to you, you are the subject, therefore the correct form is 'who'.
This is one of myriad reasons why I'm Belinda No-Mates…
As for surnames I have, at various points in my life, been referred to as 'Balfar', 'Balfa', 'Belfast', 'Belfart' and, I kid you not, 'Belchfart'.
I don't really watch movies. Think the last one I saw was Shaun of The Dead (and then I only saw half of it). Prior to THAT, fuck knows… the only one I can recall with any clarity is Big - and that was almost 30 years ago!
I don't have the attention span anymore. Most toddlers concentrate on things for longer than I can…
Re: A biff from Buzz
Don't forget that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten…
Re: @Ross K
Look, Ross, it's VERY simple: - All we want from you is a selfie of you with the Almighty. As you're so pally with him, shouldn't be too difficult…
Now, go and listen to XTC's 'Dear God' and STFU.
I DO note, however, he's not yet resorted to the creationist classic "Well, gravity is just a theory too!", so I've not been able to tell him to go throw himself out the nearest window.
Ross, mate, GIVE IT UP; this is a science and tech forum, how you thought you were going to find any allies here I've really not the foggiest.
Think on this: - if we were made by god, how do we KNOW about it….? I see no EVIDENCE; I mean most artists sign their work - I've checked and I can't see a label reading 'Made By God' anywhere on me - how's about you.
Religion is simply a tool created by humankind to explain that which they cannot comprehend. Stops things being overwhelmingly scary, y'know. I actually have zero problem with religion per se, it's when it starts to get in the way of actual FACTS that I begin to take issue.
For all your denials, you can't deny the facts. The word 'science' simply means 'knowledge' and in Shakespeare's day it was used as a synonym for knowledge. It's only comparatively recently it's come to have its present meaning.
Y'see, 'creation science' is a oxymoron because it requires the acceptance of a supernatural being as fact; theology, on the other hand, IS a science, because it teaches fact. I find theology infinitely fascinating - but I'm still an atheist.
People can BELIEVE whatever the fuck they like (I believe I'm a millionaire, even though I'm skint), but BELIEF in something and it actually BEING true are two quite different things…
"When you state something as fact, be certain it is actually true, and not an opinion, or belief, you'd desperately like to be true…" - Neil de Grasse Tyson (slightly paraphrased).
Like I say, I've no problem with religion, provided someone doesn't use THEIR beliefs to run MY life (nor anyone else's for that matter…).
Okay, incoherent rant over. I'm off to sacrifice a kid (of the caprine variety) to my Lord and Master the Almighty Anchovius, the fish-headed god of the planet Dominihut, a flat world whose topography is constantly changing. With it being a Sunday, it's Hawaiian.
Why a kid…? Well, being a 4" high fish, Anchovius has had problems being taken seriously; he's trying goats because they seem to work for other gods…
He used to be known as Carpatius, but people stopped believing in him, and due to the fact that his main followers were the Nepalese fish people but, as Nepal is landlocked, it's suspected they probably never existed.
I just feel sorry for him…
Sunday…? Thought that was his day off…? I'm assuming the OP is a Yank, because we Brits - most of us - REALLY aren't daft enough to believe in creationism - sorry, creation SCIENCE - are we…?
I'm not a huge fan of Ricky Gervais, but I do find his anti-creationist set rather funny "So god created heaven and Earth in the DARK - how COOL is THAT…?!"
One day, I think I'll write a book entitled "If People Evolved From Monkies [sic] How Come There Is Still Monkies…? And Other Creationist Bullshit". Another seems to be (and I'd like to think it's a troll, but you can never tell with Creationists) is "if evolution is true, then why haven't fish become tigers…?" Or "why haven't people got wings yet…?" I've even seen "if evolution is true, then why do gay people exist… ?"
And now we've creationist schools over here, we seem to slowly be cementing our status as America's 51st state…
Re: The Register has slipped!
"General high standard"…?! I point the honourable gentleman in the direction of Mr. Haines's pieces, most of which are utter bilge (it's not really his fault, to be fair, most of what he writes is on health topics, and he's only regurgitating the sewage spewed by the NHS. Still, he could do better - or, to be honest, SOME research, a 5-minute Google search would throw up myriad articles which prove that the NHS wouldn't know 'healthy' if it tripped over it! The more I read, the more I become utterly convinced that the UK doesn't HAVE a health service - it probably never has - all it's got is a 'keeping-folk-not-sick-by-giving-them-appallingly-bad-dietary-advice-so-Big-Pharma-can-milk-'em-dry' service, aka the sales and distribution arm of Big Pharma Worldwide, plc. Oh, and if they DON'T believe they're getting their money's worth out of you, they stick ya on statins - if ya weren't sick before, you will be after taking those for a year - soon you'll be popping so many pills you won't have much time for anything else! Oh and if your quack tells you they prevent CHD and stroke, that's marketing spiel, they don't - they cause them. Or significantly increase your risk of suffering one and/or the other, at any rate. Why…? Because it's HDL which caused an increase in overall cholesterol and statins lower overall by lowering HDL, just like those trans-fat and O6-laden spreads do. We NEED cholesterol - without it, we die. The research which 'proved' it caused CHD was conducted on herbivores which CANNOT process it. Oh yeah, they fed it to some dogs too, but there were only 2 of them and they didn't die, so they were deemed an anomaly).
That's the problem with El Reg, it doesn't really do its homework; when it comes to matters of health, Reg, I expect FAR better than just a regurgitation of the standard NHS BS.
I sent you an email on the subject. You ignored it. If this were a paper mag, this would be the point where I'd be informing your subs dept that I no longer wished to continue.
I really DO expect better in future…
Been the opposite case for me; I've had THREE genuine Apple, bought from a physical Apple Store, chargers blow up - I've now got 2 iDevices happily charging on no-name generics, which have been problem-free for >2 years.
Apple makes overpriced shite; I'm typing this on a 5th gen Touch, which is well out of AppleCare; due to the 'style over substance' way these things are manufactured, for the past year the screen has been parting company with the backplate, the resulting gap now being around 3mm or so - wife enough to slide a thumbnail into - and, in order to force it to charge - and to prevent the Home button falling out - I've a hair elastic round the base. If I didn't it'd be complaint that "this charger isn't certified…" - even though this iPod is using a genuine Apple charger - which hasn't exploded. Yet.
My old 4th gen on the other hand, has been subjected to some unspeakable abuses - including being dropped down the bog. Twice - and there's nary a scratch on it.
If there was another company which produced summat like an iPod, I'd never buy from Apple again. Even Apple appears to be considering dropping it…
Gaelic - would that be Welsh, Irish, Scots, Manx, or Cornish…?
Re: Put it on the Autobahn, then
I'm assuming by 'spellchecker' you're referring to yourself, yes…? An automated spellchecker will only pick up obvious misspellings, it ain't gonna identify where the numptie operating the computer has substituted a homonym for the correct word.
Personally, I believe it's bad practice to rely on spell/grammar checkers, you should learn to proofread your work; an automated tool is no substitute for a human brain, it can't know that you've used the wrong word, all it can do is check spellings according to its internal dictionary. At most newspapers - the ones worth bothering with, at least - mags et al, Word (or the WP of choice) is 'locked down' so that the spelling and grammar checkers CANNOT be turned on, and the journo must learn to proofread his/her copy.
But, if English isn't your native tongue, I'll let you off with a warning… ;oD
Re: Crime and Punishment
Unless you're in a shopping centre on a Saturday…
Re: AC Could read it both ways.....
Most blokes I know do - every fucking weekend during the footie/rugger/cricket season(s)… Pre Match Tension and, if they lost, Post Match Tantrum… not to mention Ref Rage/Ump Hump…
This is the reason I'm currently single (and remaining so…). When my uncle's watching Yorkshire - and they're losing - it's like being in the same room as Geoff Boycott (only with MUCH choicer language…).
After what WE have to put up with from some of you, the fact that you have to cope with us getting a bit tetchy once a month…
I REALLY don't think you've any right to complain…
It WASN'T £45k she nicked…
That was simply the amount she was originally ordered to repay. The actual FRAUD was closer to £100k. She's actually been allowed to keep £49,200 but, with her £20k or so handshake, we actually GAVE her another £14,200 - it's WIN, WIN, WIN! Oh and let's not forget the profit she made on the sale of her 2nd home (the one we - well not ME, I'm a filthy workshy scrounger, me - paid her mortgage on). The property sold for £1.2m, I forget what she made on the deal, but it was quite substantial. She even transferred ownership of that property to avoid CGT.
Osbourne is guilty of doing EXACTLY the same; he transferred the mortgage on his 2nd property to an outfit owned - or partially owned, at least - by an old chum, who gave him a stupidly-low rate of something like 1.5 or 2%. He's also defrauded the taxpayer of a similar amount but, in Gidiot's case, he can legitimately plead stupidity as he's never passed a maths exam in his LIFE!
I actually favour Trial by Gunge; Graham Norton's tipping red chair, one of Edmonds's gunge tanks and a panel of taxpayers. MP forced into chair and obliged to disclose everything for which they want to claim. Selected taxpayer pushes a remote button, MP falls backwards into gunge tank. I figure that, once they've had a few Savile Row suits and Jermyn Street shirts ruined - or wherever the females get their togs (I bet you anything it won't be M&S!) it'll learn 'em…
Of course the taxpayer probably paid for those in the first place - but at least it'll act as a deterrent to prevent claims for any MORE (same goes for under-crackers, IDS…).
The new 'culture and equalities' incumbent is Sajid Javid; he thinks that ticket-touts are "opportunistic entrepreneurs" and he voted AGAINST the Equal Marriage Bill. He's also another Tory Boy, declaring himself a fan of The Maggot before he was out of primary school!
In other news, Cameron now believes he's Jesus, claiming that his 'Big Society' BS was directly inspired by JC…
All together now… "He's NOT the messiah, he's a VERY naughty boy!"
Pat fights to keep himself in a job, whilst simultaneously fighting to keep the Greendale PO open in the wake of savage govt cuts… and saving Ted from being put out to pasture by savage cuts to EU subsidies and Tesco price cuts.
A Red Dwarf adventure game would be good. Or how's about one of those promotion-type sims based at the Daily Mail…? You're awarded points for outrageous celeb paps, totally fabricated stories, all the while trying to keep from being sued. Or you're Clarkson, attempting to get away with offending as many types of people as possible, without landing the Beeb with - yet another (multi) million-quid lawsuit and, therefore keeping your job.
Brain isn't functioning today, so I'm not able to come up with much…
Taking the HS out of it too, would be an excellent idea - the NHS doesn't give a flying fuck about your health. Okay, if you're hurt in an accident, then fine, but on a general, day-to-day basis…? It's just the UK sales and distribution arm of Big Pharma Worldwide, plc. Your GP is nowt more than a sales rep, need students are STILL being taught myths which were thoroughly debunked, discredited and exploded in the early/mid-'80s, as fact, and the NHS REFUSES to alter its dietary policy, despite OVERWHELMING evidence that it's WRONG.
I'm sorry, but the NHS is NOT a 'health service'; it MAY have been at some point, but it sure as hell ain't now.
If there's anyone here on statins, you'll want to read this: - http://www.drmalcolmkendrick.org. Still think avoiding fat is healthy…? Read this: - http://www.dietdoctor.com/FAQ.
I don't trust the NHS anymore. Neither should you…
Re: I invite the US and the other 5 eyes partners...
Nah, 6 - Babes (blokes), Beaches, Booze, Beer, Bacon and a Bong (or several) - can't do without my MJ! I
Actually, scratch that, just gimme a beach, a BBQ, Bacon and the Bong(s). Oh wait a BoomBox too, this party needs tunes, right…?!
Re: I invite the US and the other 5 eyes partners...
Nah, 6 - Babes (blokes), Beaches, Booze, Beer, Bacon and Blunts - can't do without my MJ! I
Actually, scratch that, just gimme a beach, a BBQ, Bacon and the Blunts. Oh wait a BoomBox too, this party needs tunes, right…?!
Re: www = internet
No, usually, at least from the techy-support stuff I've done it's "MY Internet's down"; what, you have your own personal Internet now…?! This article validates my pedantry; the number of times I've corrected folk and got "Same thing, innit…?!" I've tried to analogise by saying that calling the WWW 'the Internet' is like calling Windows 'your computer', but they NEVER seem to get it… You'd have thought that, with most of 'em being able to recall a time prior to the WWW's existence, they'd be a little more savvy. My father's been working in tech on-and-off for much of his working life (though never in a 'techy' capacity (he's an accountant by training, and did a lot of work for Sinclair and Prism (the software arm of Sinclair Ltd, for those who don't know, and it's why our loft is an homage to early-mid '80s tech) and I know at least one of the companies he worked for used a BBS (this was back in the days before BBS came to stand for 'Boobs, Beavers and Sex'. Remember all those '0898' premium-rate BBSs that used to be advertised in the classified sections of some computer mags…? I SWEAR I've some old Amiga Actions somewhere with ads for 'PornHub' boards…
"All Your Internet Are Belong To Us"
Re: Is there an Arapaho word for this?
I'm sure Mr. Prattchett must have coined one; and, if he hasn't, he'll probably do so soon (Alzheimer's permitting…)
My Spotify recommendations can be a bit, er, 'left field', too…
The best was being recommended Infected Mushroom because I'd told 'em I'd listened to Dropkick Murphys… Infected Mushroom, for the uninitiated, are an Israeli trance outfit (and, yes, I do happen to rather like 'em, but from Dropkick Murphys…?!). And can anyone make ANY connection what-so-fecking-EVER between Inspiral Carpets, Terrorvision, and The Undertones…?!
But what REALLY irks me about Spotify is its gig recommendations. This is the best so far: - "You listened to Inspiral Carpets. Want to see a gig near you…?" Why thank you, Spotify, I might just as it goes… So what do I see when I tap the link…?! Manchester, Sheffield, Newcastle, Glasgow and Liverpool. Same for Half Man Half Biscuit, Five Finger Death Punch, Paul Heaton, Ziggy Marley and Pop Will Eat Itself (I'm nothing if not eclectic, me!). My Spotify settings are set to London, my Songkick settings are set to London - SO WTF AM I ONLY GETTING LISTINGS FOR THE NORTH…?!
As far as depressing spam goes, I'm currently receiving offers for discounted over-50s life insurance, retirement living and SAGA Holidays ('ere, Dabbsy! Think I'm getting yer spam, matey! ;oD). I'm barely 40 (okay, perhaps I'm a LITTLE 40…). What's next…? June Whitfield trying to sell me cover for funeral costs…?!
Okay, rant over…
Re: Great headline! re: prices
Okay, I can sort of see your point, but that doesn't translate to behemoths like Tesco over here (and Wal-Mart in the US).
We got a Tesco Extra here a few years ago (no fucker wanted it, but Tezza bunged Prezza a few squillion and we got it anyway - you may recall a news item regarding a railway bridge collapse in a small town in the Home Counties about 9 years ago - THAT was because the fucktards building the tunnel over the line decides to make the fecking thing SQUARE; now, I'm no civil engineer (I'm neither civil, nor an engineer ;oD) but even *I* know that a 'squared-off' arch is inherently weaker than an arced arch. Obviously the firm doing the engineering - whose name escapes me now - had failed Civil Engineering 101; they built the tunnel, dumped several megatonnes of asphalt on top - and then looked shocked when the whole thing collapsed faster than Berings Bank! It was mere minutes after the 18:05 from Brum to London had shot through - the vibration from the train was probably the straw that broke the concrete camel's back).
So, unless I'm being extremely dense (and the old grey matter ain't functioning at the mo - think I've got 'blancmange brain' again, dammit!) we got Tesco and the family-run supermarket, bakery, and deli effectively went out of business (they've only really been salvaged by a link-up with Sainsbury's). Sharks will always swallow up minnows, because they've got the buying power (and they also rip their producers off; Tesco's just slashed the price of their milk from 35p a pint to 25p (in a 4pt canister) They claim this won't affect how much their farmers are paid - I call BS). In these straitened economic times, NOBODY is going to pay the 'Mum & Dad' store 45p a pint, when they can nip over the road and save 20p. The only times small concerns win out are if it's an obscure item (though Tesco are beginning to cater for the 'Tory-class' palette, stocking as they do quail, woodpigeon, grouse and pheasant, as well as venison, buffalo, boar and ostrich (I shit you not!). They DID backpedal rather rapidly on the foie gras, thankfully) or the big store's shut. Likewise, people will only pay higher high-street prices if they absolutely MUST have whatever it is *NOW*.
Captive audience is another reason. If it'll cost more I'm petrol to go to the big Tesco out of town, which would, obviously, negate any savings made, then small local stores will survive.
And, of course, this is all made all the more true by the fact we've a Tory govt.
Apologies if I've missed the point, but I don't see how charging MORE makes good business acumen especially in the current economic climate. People don't have the money, so they'll find whatever they require at the cheapest price possible, therefore bricks and mortar are going to lose out to the 'net. Our kids will be showing their grandkids nostalgic photos of high-streets. Kids these days don't know the pleasure of popping to the corner shop for a Double-Dip, quarter of penny chews, an Aztec bar (showing my age now, ain't I…?) and the latest Smash Hits - and still having pocket-money left. It was flying saucers for me; where I used to live, we had posh ones - 2-tone saucers with FLAVOURED sherbet. Don't make 'em like THAT anymore. They were probably full of 'prohibited substances', but they never did US any harm… and if you were still young enough to be losing teeth, well a Wham! Bar would get it under yer piller that night, no worries…
Okay, I'll shrrup now, I'm taking this WAY off-topic (again!). Apologies, once again, if it makes feck-all sense…
Re: Quality, not Quantity
"Alumni account"...?! My gods, how many are there of you, man...?! ;oD
I'm assuming only one, in which case, it's 'alumnus' (or if you're female (and I'm 99.9% certain from the way you write, you're not) 'alumna'. Feminine plural..? 'Alumnae').
Ain't Latin a bitch...?!
All together now...
Latin is a language
Dead as dead can be...
Okay, think I'm gonna be pleading - or should that be bleedin' - thick...
WTF DOES the '7' mean, cos this 'ere numpty cannae work it out, either (in her defence, she IS very Moby at the mo - not to mention Jacobed - and it's rather affecting her noggin...).
I won't attempt any 'funnies', cos nobody appears to find my funnies funny anyway... No point in trying if nobody gets 'em, is there (think it's the autism; what's funny to me, obviously isn't to the average - or even non-average - neuro-typical bod...).
Oh yeah and a stripy mint-flavoured ovine to the lot of yas!
WTF came up with THAT...?! Maybe it's my autistic brain but, the first thing that entered my head when I saw it was that it sounds like some kinda device from a VERY dodgy, early-'80s underground porn film. Probably Swedish.
And now we have 'fondlegroups' which sound to me like a kind of rather polite swingers' nights for middle-class, upper-middle-aged folk who've been out the game for a while and need a gentle reintroduction to the delights of sexual intimacy.
But, like I said, I'm autistic, and I don't do lateral thinking, too linear; I like to think of my mind/brain as some kind of neurological TARDIS, reaching out far beyond the confines of my skull.
Oh, and I think the hamster does acid...
I'm trying to quit the nic habit, too, only no-one can tell me how to quit 20+ pieces of Icy White a day. I've managed to cut down from 4mg to 2, but Nicorette don't do a 1mg, so I'm a bit stuck...
Advice, as always, would be appreciated (on the plus side, gum IS quite a bit cheaper than fags - I can get a 105 box for £10 if I search. Tesco used to do it for £8, but you won't catch me shopping in THERE anymore, unless I'm REALLY desperate).
Re: WTF is wrong with the word AL14LAH?
Simple. They're obviously members of the EDL.
Re: What a load of sh11 tee
That'd be 'criterion' - criteria is plural.
Yes, I'm a pedant. GFY! ;oP
One of my mum's late friends had that as her number for years; she didn't mean it to be offensive - it was supposed to be 'Peni's' but, obviously, you can't have punctuation on plates.
Re: Not so obvious
HU63 NOB...? SOMEONE ought to buy that and secretly affix it to Bojo's motor... I don't get 'BU14 SHT; I'm assuming it's 'bullshit' but, surely, 'BU11 SHT' makes more sense...? You can't have OM6 WTF, either.
Re: Please!!! Won't somebody think of the children?
Fuck "eventuate", what irritates ME more is the continual use of 'it's' when 'its' is what's meant...
Anyway, what's wrong with 'eventuate'...? Why use an easily understood word and miss out on the chance to dazzle - and confound - folk with your vocabulary...?! I rarely miss an opportunity meself - confuzzling folks is FUN!
Surprised no one's punted this out already - mosquitoes don't sting, they bite and, depending where you are in the world, you're probably more likely to have midges, rather than mosquitoes, as the latter tend to favour tropical climes - we don't, to the best of my knowledge, have mosquitoes here in Blighty.
A sting is associated with a creature with venom which, obviously, comes from somewhere other than its mouth; mossies and midges don't have mouths. The reaction is caused by histamines attacking the protein used to prevent coagulation.
Re: That's not a false widow.
You're right in saying it's not a false widow, but "bog-standard" spiders can give you quite a nasty nip, too - I've been bitten twice; their venom must be similar to a wasp's sting because I suffered a similar reaction - my hand (on the first occasion - I was attempting to coerce one out the bathroom window with the usual glass-and-card 'trap' when it crawled up my hand - my right hand (and I'm right-handed; I used to be left-handed when I was little, but the nuns at school forced me to use my right because, obviously, the left hand is the "devil's hand". I always thought this odd because we were also told, several times a day, that "the devil makes work for idle hands" and, if he favours the left over the right - because god controls the right hand - wouldn't it make sense to keep the left occupied...? Or did they think we might write satanic verses...?) which swelled up to at least 3 times its usual size and referred me unable to write with it for over a month (my left-hand has improved, but I'm by no means ambidextrous yet...). The second time was my left hand as I put my hand on it as I was adjusting the temperature of the showerhead - and I'll tell ya summat - it fucking HURTS!
Re: Colour me impressed
But NOT the correct possessive of HG Wells's surname, so she's back to zero.
Y'know what REALLY grinds my gears...?!
Automated spam blacklists! I tried to register for a forum the other day, only to have my registration denied because "your email and/or IP address have recently been used for spamming activity" or words to that effect. Now, I don't have access to a computer, I only have an iPod; nobody uses this iPod but me. It's unlikely anyone else would be using the address with which I attempted to register as it's an address I keep solely for the purpose of fora registrations and, being autistic, I don't tend to register for many fora.
So I emailed the forum owner and his response was basically "Tough shit - fuck off!" (Recently apparently means within the last 30 days).
Whilst I do, obviously, acknowledge that fora owners need a way of combatting spam, I DO think there MUST be a better way than assuming everyone's guilty and then forcing them to prove their innocence!
The forum in question was hosted by vBulletin, so I'm going to assume that all vBulletin fora are the same and avoid 'em all! I'm autistic (I got the "tough shit - fuck off!" response when I pointed this out to him and said that the instructions for jumping through the hoops I had to jump through to prove my 'worthiness' might as well have been written in some bizarre African tribal language for all the sense they made to me!)
I can't even leave the house at the moment - and haven't been able to do so for over 2 years - NOBODY is using this email/IP but me!
I DON'T much care for the insinuation, Mr. Up-Your-Own-Fucking-Arse-Admin!
Re: The PS3 was and still is a top-notch product
They work best with salt and vinegar, I find...
Look, I'm stuck in bed feeling shite. You're not gonna get witty erudite and urbane comments from me tonight, chaps...
Re: Some rules do need to be tightened
The only ID the 9/11 'hijackers' required was from the Pentagon. I CANNOT BELIEVE there's someone erudite enough to read El Reg who STILL believes that 9/11 was anything other than an inside job designed to garner support for the illegal Iraqi invasion.
And here was I thinking I was amongst like-minded erudite, urbane and sociopolitically aware entities... Looks like I may have to revise that opinion.
As for ID, I have none; I have a disability which precludes me from holding a driving licence, and I can't afford a new passport (where they think a disabled person who, by accident of misfortune, happens to be stuck in probably one of - if not THE - most expensive area in the entire country - is going to find £200+ I've no fecking idea! My financial situation is somewhat precarious; I stand to lose more than 50% of what they currently permit me because, when they introduce PIP (personal 'independence' payment - which is a total farce as many disability charities and organisations reckon that less than 0.1% of those currently in receipt of DLA will qualify! 'Independence payment', my arse!)).
Even if I COULD afford a new passport, I'm not sure I'd apply for one as, the way this country is rapidly becoming a 21st century version of '30s Germany applying would probably be an extremely invasive experience (full cavity searches I shouldn't wonder!).
Call me paranoid if you will, but we all know this ain't a democracy (it's not even pretending anymore!).
This will only begin to resemble summat like a democracy when we get shot of those parasitic inbreds! A 'democratic monarchist state' is an oxymoron.
Okay, rant over. Hopefully, you're all used to me and my Opinions by now... XXX <3
Re: @john deeb No three & no kings
At the risk of being jumped-upon, can we start using 'BCE/CE', rather than 'BC/AD', as the latter does rather indicate some belief in the aforesaid events occurring and, as others have already said, the NT is really just as much a collection of allegories as the old.
And, if I recall my RE lessons at my ultra-strict convent minor public school (to which I DESPISE my parents for sending me) correctly, isn't the actual birth (all the sold out B&Bs, mangers, donkeys, et al) only mentioned in one gospel (Matthew's if memory serves). Surely if there was any truth in it, at least one of the other 3 ought to have made at least a passing reference....?
I know they were written decades, probably even centuries, apart but, surely an event so momentous ought to get at least ONE other mention...
I'll sit - well lie - back and wait for the downvotes to come a-rolling in...
Re: It'll be cloudy, overcast, and foggy that day
Ain't that the feckin' TRUTH...?! I live in S. Bucks, and I've seen one meteor shower in about 15 years or so. I do recall the skies obliging for Hale-Bopp though, and even for the last total solar eclipse visible from the UK (when was that - about 10 years or so ago...?). Seen several lunar eclipses, but probably only cos they occur more frequently. It's fairly light-pollution free here but, obviously not as much as when I was back in the home territory (Yorkshire) and had access to The Moors; I WISH I'd had a 'scope and a decent camera back then, but I was skint (still am, even more so now).
But meteor showers...? Not a single sausage. Or meteor.
Looks like some respondents forgot to evolve a sense of humour...
This has GOT TO BE one of the - if not THE - funniest response threads I've read in my - at least 8 years - of lurking (and occasionally responding) here. I sincerely hope the respondent who called Godwin's was being sarcastic/ironic; if not, feck off and don't return until ya've developed a sense of humour!
For a brief moment, I was overwhelmed by the Green-Eyed Monster, and considered down-voting every single one, cos I wish I'D thought of it! - but I couldn't! Sheer comedy GENIUS!
Hey, Reg! Ever thought of collating some of these into a book, á la New Scientist's Last Word pages...? I'd buy it (and I strongly suspect I'd not be the only one...).
Re: How friggin awesome is evolution!
What about them owls wot live in cacti...? Thought they were native to AZ and TX - or am I imagining things again...?! Maybe I should quit posting when Jacobed - but then I'd not post at all (shut it! I can read the collective mind of Reg regulars, y'know...).
Far be it from me to suggest impropriety - or cast nasturtiums (as my mum's late dad used to say) but isn't Stelios derived from the Greek for 'star' and wasn't there a Saturn mission called Ariadne...?
Or am I being overly-cynical again...?
Oh and whilst I'm at it - Reg, could ya PLEASE make the site mobile-friendly...? All I have in an iPod and, being autistic, I'm not blessed with a very long fuse, and it's beginning to tick me off.
I'd be here posting shi... I, er mean, "erudite and urbane witticisms formed from my unique viewpoint" more often if that was the case...
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