* Posts by Ceilidhman

33 posts • joined 21 May 2008

Sonos and I: How home media playback just gets SO FRUSTRATING

Ceilidhman

Already available

Dead easy one. RPi with Openelec at the TV running sound over bluetooth to amp-mounted receiver. The XBMC or Yatse app for phones and tablet is your remote. All works really well and cost £25 in total. Job done

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Review: Pure Jongo S3 multiroom speakers

Ceilidhman
Linux

Or...

Spend your budget on decent HiFi gear instead and then use a Raspberry Pi as the streaming node. Only £35 including case and SD card and it works a treat.

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Hong Kong plods turn RoboCop with strap-on vid cams

Ceilidhman
Big Brother

Big Brother

Well in Glasgow all the traffic wardens wear video cameras wich record all the time. I'm told it wasn't to do with any violence that had been used against them in the past though. I wouldn't go near one now without my phone camera recording, just so I have my own record of the interraction.

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Pass the wine, dear. Yes, that papier-mache thing

Ceilidhman
Pint

Errrr.....isn't a poly bag in a cardboard carton called a 'wine box'? you know, the thing I've bought in my local store for years?

maybe I'm missing something.

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Why can't civil servants keep a grip on their BlackBerrys?

Ceilidhman
Joke

Scottish losses

How do you stop a Scotsman being sea-sick? .... Put a penny between his teeth.

Looks like the same applies to Blackberrys & laptops

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.Scot campaign seeks UK Gov backing

Ceilidhman
Alert

Wrong URL for dotScot

OOPS, The URL for the approved bid is actually www.dotscot.net not the one quoted.

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LOHAN to suck mighty thruster as it goes off, in a shed

Ceilidhman
Flame

HOT TART

Hypobaric Operational Test Terminal Altitude Release Temperature

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X2 triple-twirly speedcopter approaching 180 knots

Ceilidhman
Pint

Pah!

Not very impressive. Carter Copter have a much cooler tech which actually works and goes much faster. check out www.cartercopters.com. 400mph, VTOL, cheap!

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45th Mersenne prime revealed

Ceilidhman
Grenade

eh?

my brain hurts

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Kettle car breaks speed record

Ceilidhman
Paris Hilton

Ah but..

can you fry your bacon and eggs on the shovel like they do on steam trains?

Paris coz she's pretty steamy

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Be Broadband doubles down on ADSL to catch cable

Ceilidhman

24Mb??

They're not kidding when they say teh speed drops off dramatically with distance from the exchange, I pay for 24Mb and barely get 3Mb. On a good day. Their customer service is good though and they seem reliable enough.

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M42 closed by marshmallows and beer

Ceilidhman
Paris Hilton

It has to be done

Oh this one is definitely calling for a Lego diorama! Go on, I know you want to!

Paris coz she would go well with marshmallows and beer

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Net pedants dismantle Quantum of Solace

Ceilidhman
Black Helicopters

No airport?

Just because it's not on the map, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Mwaahhahahahahaha! MWAHhahahahahahah!

Black helicopters for obvious reasons

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3 pledges 14.4Mb/s HSDPA in 2010

Ceilidhman
Paris Hilton

happy camper

I live in Glasgow and travel the EU quite a bit and have a company-supplied Orange data card and a 3 PAYG dongle of my own. Everywhere I go, 3 is the better. If i'm over in the EU, I pay the same rate as I pay in the UK with 3 which is great.

I think if anyone expects mobile data to be in the same league as landline, they must be soft in the head. If what you want is e-mail on-the-go and a bit of surfing, PAYG 3 dongles are the business!

Paris, coz she knows that 3 is the best number

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Hotmail users bitch and moan about new interface

Ceilidhman
Boffin

FAU on Opera

The horrible thing for me is that it won't run in Opera so, if you're visually impaird you have to fall back to IE which has to be the most disabled-unfriendly browser out there.

Mine-s the one with the thick glasses & cane

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Samsung shows off state-of-the-art 40in OLED TV

Ceilidhman
Thumb Down

NTSC

What a crap standard (sic) to praise it for... Never Twice the Same Colour as we used to call it!

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DARPA seeks bigger BigDog petrol packmule robots

Ceilidhman
Paris Hilton

Hay powered version

How about a self-healing, danger-avoiding, stereoscopically visioned, audio controlled, hay-powered version, i.e. a REAL mule to do the carrying?

Paris coz she's capable of holding heavy saddlebags

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Cuil confesses 'serious file corruption'

Ceilidhman
Paris Hilton

Irish search engines

If you're looking for an Irish search engine, there's been one around for ages and its feckin' great...

http://www.doogle.org/

Paris coz she'd use it

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Citizens's panel demands policing for DNA database

Ceilidhman
Dead Vulture

Time to leave

The Nazis were criticised (rightly) for branding numbers onto prisoners yet here we are doing the same thing with DNA. Branded for life, always a suspect in the police's eyes. What a screwed up country where people, intelligent people, are happy with this.

Anyway, crims aren't daft. Already there is evience of deliberate contamination of crime scenes to confuse the issue so where's the benefit once this becomes more widespread?

I like living here, in the country in which I was born but I don't really want to live here as a cradle-to-grave suspect.

The dead penguin as a symbol for the death of liberty

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Quantum of Solace trailer teases fans

Ceilidhman
Dead Vulture

Next Bond

I agree with Richard & Adam. Craig looks more like he could be KGB. I read once that Eddy Murphy was considered for the role before Piers Brosnan got it. He does do a cracking English accent and would definitely have been an interesting choice.

The dead penguine coz Bond will kill anything in his way, even fluffy penguines

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Duff UK nukes risk 'popcorn' multi-blast accident apocalypse

Ceilidhman
Coat

Popcorn

More worrying is the propellant used, it's not that forgiving of being bashed around. A missile was dropped from a crane at Faslane sub base on the Clyde a few years back. If it had gone off, it would have likely spread the fissile core across much of Glasgow and surrounding towns due to prevailing winds. Not good.

Incidentally, Faslane's emergency protocols for such an event extend as far as the perimiter fence, which is very reassuring for the rest of West Scotland.

Mine's the one with lead lining

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Devil dog laughs in the face of Taser

Ceilidhman
Dead Vulture

50,000 volts

That must have been a Hotdog then.

Mine's the one with ketchup and mustard

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Foldable sports plane gives Everyman a chance at crashing

Ceilidhman
Black Helicopters

available from a store near you

Yup, and here in dear old Blighty, you can buy several imilar aircraft. They're called 3-axis microlights and they look like regular planes but smaller. Empty they weigh no more than 250kg and 450kg fully laden. Some will do more than 160mph at over 50mpg which aint bad! And you can fly one with a reduced license which is cheaper and quicker to get. Part built kits cost £30k to £50k including engine.

Mine's the one with furry dice

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What hell hath science wrought lately?

Ceilidhman
Paris Hilton

3E-PC chic

Is it just me or does the hybrid chic look seriously alluring.......

Paris coz she has the brain of a newt

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Ofcom asks ISPs nicely to stop mis-selling broadband on speed

Ceilidhman
Heart

bonkers

I pay for a 24Mb downstream, 1.3Mb upstream connection. Yeah, right. Using Speedtest, I really get 3.5Mb and 700K respectively. Apparently the (BT) copper to my house only supports up to 4Mb

So WTF!? How come this is legal?

Mine's the one that's been broken by lies, deceipt and greed of the ISPs

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Hummer glummer on high oil price bummer

Ceilidhman
Coat

there is a good side

The upside to the nosedive in popularity of the big gas guzzlers is you can pick them up second hand for a song. I got a 4.7L Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited, 30,000 miles on the clock, totally mint 4 year old for, wait for it, £5000. I don't do a high milage so I don't care if it's expensive to run.

Mines the one with the car keys in it

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DARPA's Heliplane retrocopter project in trouble

Ceilidhman
Black Helicopters

Available only in black

Much better kit is already out there and working. The Carter Copter lands and takes off vertically, can do 450mph, achieves mu=1 and looks goddam cool as well. check out: www.cartercopters.com they even have vids of it in action.

Mine's the white one with the furry dice

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EU project scans air passengers for terrorist tendencies

Ceilidhman
Black Helicopters

There is an alternative

I got so fed up with all the crap at airports, I got my pilots license and bought a second user private plane. only 2 seats but no delays at airports, can use grass strips, 160mph cruse and over 50mph. Total cost of plane and license about the same as a small sports car.

Mines the white one with a blue coachline!

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ISS toilet fails to suck

Ceilidhman
Paris Hilton

cross legged

That spam-can in space must smell pretty dodgy... a mixture of deodoriser and various bodily motions. Gawd! I thought boat loos smelled bad, that must be really awfull.

Paris coz she's fragrant all the time

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Phoenix prepares to flex its muscles

Ceilidhman
Linux

under a red red sky

Due to Rayleigh scattering (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raleigh_scattering), the Martian sky must be blue. If you colour correct stock NASA imagery for the planet, the terrain looks much less 'alien' and indeed looks a lot like similar deserts on Earth, e.g. Arizona. Nasa has always racked up the red on their Martian pics for some unexplicable reason.

Mines the penguin coz it's cold and there's a lot of water there for them to swim in.

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Swede packs off GPS to make world's biggest sketch

Ceilidhman
Black Helicopters

I can do it too!

with an Etch-a Sketch in about 5 mins.

Mine's the grounded one.

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Boeing robot whisper-copter team claims record

Ceilidhman
Dead Vulture

No gold star

Sounds good for the urban jungle, especially in black but it's still not a flying car and that's what I want.

Mine's the penguine that got hit by the silent rotor

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Sikorsky X2 superwhirlybird enters ground spin-up phase

Ceilidhman
Happy

Q would want one

There is a rotor-plane that can fly at mu=1, i.e trailing blade is stationary. The Carter-Copter (www.cartercopters.com) can take off vertically and land near vertically but fly at 450kts, so they claim. I want one NOW!

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