* Posts by John Robson

1616 posts • joined 19 May 2008

Asus ZenPad 10 Z300C: Cheap tab, dock combo you can turn up to 11

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Transformer...

They had it so right - no physcial connection (and therefore no battery boost), no USB ports/SD cards in the keyboard? No touchpad?

Oh well, another device I won't buy.

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Boffins: We know what KILLED the DINOS – and it wasn't just an asteroid

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Re: Carl Sagan.

Like the dolphins - So long and thanks for all the fish...

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Bezos battery-box bomb beef brouhaha begins as UK watchdog hauls Amazon to court

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Re: Not being able to ship electonic devices conitaining batteries is a joke in 2015.

@MacGyver - Pressurise the cargo hold with an inert gas...

There is often live cargo in the hold, so this might not be a great plan...

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Rocketeers aim for the Moon with first-stage £600k tin-rattle

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Honesty?

"Chris added: "I said right at the start of this project, if we take other people's money to do this, it's probably OK if we fail, as long as we genuinely try to do it and show people that we're trying properly along the way and not just coming up with a lot of waffle.""

Crikey...

You also need to have said up front that there is a real chance of failure, which you just did I suppose...

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Intel doubles capacity and speed of PCIe flash card

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You don't - you hotswap the server

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Elon Musk unmasks Tesla's Model X – the $132k anti-bioweapon SUV for the 1%

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Re: When I heard about...

What door handles...

Well, it does have door handles, although given that the door just opens as you approach (how much of a pain might that be on a drive - "no I just wanted to walk to the corner shop") and the falcon doors appear to be touchscreen controlled, I'm not sure why they bother with handles at all...

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Verisign opens up its DNS

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2620:74:1b::1:1 / 2620:74:1c::2:2

Hmm - this is another reason IPv6 is a PITA - configuring DNS servers in the first place...

At least the addresses are reasonably abbreviated, but 8.8.8.8 is far easier to remember, and type

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AF-FIR-MAT-IVE: Second suspension for robot-voice helldesker

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Hello, Bank of England

Works well, I often answer the desk phone as such.

It's not a helpdesk phone though, and the number of people who call me on it is rather limited.

Unfortunately I have to credit it to the jokers who did all the glass blowing at university - I needed a couple of bespoke flasks for an experiment, and that response is really offputting - even when you know you dialled an internal number.

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MACAQUE ATTACK: Monkey plunders Florida resident's box, gobbles contents

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Re: Love the alliteration....

That's rhyme/rythym, not alliteration

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Audi, Seat, Skoda admit they've been fiddling car pollution tests as well

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Re: While these vehicles may all have the code installed

@Bronek Kozicki

Indeed, although I think the politrikians might be shouting "errorist" more loudly even than the greens could shout, whatever it is they would shout...

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Re: While these vehicles may all have the code installed

@AC - Shipping

Maersk large ships (they have 8) take 15,200 containers

Engines produce well over 115k bhp (including heat recovery etc)

burning 16 tons/hour

travelling at 29.3mph

For crude: 1 ton is 307.86 gallons

So: 29.3/(16*307.86) = 0.006mpg

But that's spread across 15,200 containers: 90mpg/container

A standard container will take between 3 and 5 cars, so that's going up to 360mpg per car. The fuel isn't particularly clean (understatement of the millenium) but it is a single journey for each car, with a pretty good fuel efficiency.

Of course if they transitioned to nuclear powered container ship we'd be in a much nicer place - but the panic would be hilarious.

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Re: Never mind the fines, think of the SAVINGS

@petur - Give me any good reason why you need such software in testing?

For testing purposes. Although I'd expect the "IF" to be a hardware switch, not an "if steering isn't used, and we go full throttle"

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Overheating iPhone 6S+ BLINDED my cam, cries flashgate fanboy

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Re: The iPhone?

I stand corrected - seems like a slip of corporate imaging somewhere...

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The iPhone?

I suspect that this error message isn't quite right - I don't think the Jobians ever use the definite article.

The other messages (linked in article) say:

"iPhone is..."

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Astroboffins snap BREATHTAKING, WISPY Veil Nebula supernova debris

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Incredible...

"Astronomers are comparing these new images to ones taken by Hubble in 1997. This comparison allows scientists to study how the nebula has expanded since it was photographed over 18 years ago."

That's the killer sentence for me. There are a myriad of beautiful things that Hubble has shown us, but it was launched in 1990, and had it's "glasses" fitted in '93 - that's more than twenty years of breathtaking science...

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Blighty's Bloodhound 1,000mph rocket car unveiled ahead of record attempt

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Re: Great achievement?

@jgarbo

Because this project will improve the world.

No - I don't know how, but research on the bleeding edge inevitably brings discoveries which we then use to:

a) Blow stuff up

b) kill other people

c) improve the world

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Re: "it's unlikely we'll see much return from all this"

The educational return is already probably more than worth it - of course teh gubbinment can still encourage all those people offshore to work...

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BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

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Re: H&S fail

I'm intruiged - how does one use a mouse wrongly?

I can think of several things, but none of them really come under the term use - nore misuse (things like tying the cor round an H&S bod's neck...

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Official: North America COMPLETELY OUT of new IPv4 addresses

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@pompurin - Why couldn't they have used commas or semi-colon instead of the colon?

And why move to hex?

The number pad is a really nice way to type in addresses, only takes one hand.

A-F are all left handed, so that's kind of OK, until that pesky colon, which moves the right hand back again - and it leaves you tracking the address with eyes only, not a finger.

Of course the idea is to DNS everything, so we never need to type an IPv6 address - which is fine, how do I log in to fix the DNS server?

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Re: Despite this, IPv6 adoption probably won't increase.

@PM - In your example, you would have only provided for growth of ~65000x, but there's more addresses than that already in use worldwide based on the massive oversubscription associated with RFC-1918 private addresses. The much larger, 128-bit address space of IPv6 guarantees centuries of address growth without another redesign of network addressing.

Well - no. He's actually defined a system for extension that could be reworked in a few years as well - just add another pair of octets up front with a "if not present assume 00.00".

I thought the intent was to allocate everyone a /64 subnet - so the IPV6 space is only 64 bits in terms of public facing addresses anyway (internal networks should be fine, reducing the oversubscription factor, but we are only doubling the length of public end points).

It's probably fine, but who saw the growth in mobile devices - what is next? I don't know, you don't know.

Solve the problem you have now...

Every time I've looked to try and do IPv6 I've been hindered by the complete lack of useful things to interact with - to the extent that I can't be bothered any more.

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PEAK FONDLESLAB: Fewer people will use tablets next year – claim

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Still don't like touchscreen phones...

They're either too small to properly browse or too large to use as a phone.

I'm pondering a Pebble to go with the iPad mini (similar sized Android devices exist, but I need iOS for remote control of certain audio hardware), and a "feature" phone*.

Nexus7/iPad Mini sized tablets hit that sweetspot - for me - of being pocketable (easier for the N7 than the iMini due to aspect ratios) and yet large enough to be properly useful.

* It's a phone - that's the "feature" I need... Currently using a 'smart'phone as a feature phone - until it dies anyway.

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Transport for London’s new crash map immediately crashes

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I assume the downvoters don't think that children should be allowed to cycle anywhere then.

That's a real shame...

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@Chris 17 - Should cyclists need some training to give vehicles a wide berth before driving on Londons roads?

Maybe drivers should get some training to give vehicles (which includes cycles) a wide berth.

Construction lorries (and other similar vehicles, but they are the massively over represented vehicle type) should be required to have a banksman, and should be banned during peak commuter traffic.

Or maybe we could actually build sensible infrastructure to keep the big metal boxes away from people, without ridiculously impeding the flow of those people.

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And of course no cyclist ever avoided that roundabout...

If something is so dangerous that people avoid it that doesn't magically make it safer...

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More BlackBerry layoffs: 200 Venice devs binned amid Android shift

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Re: Venice

Maybe they were hoping it would help keep the project afloat as long as the city?

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iOS 9 update set to bork 'hundreds of thousands of EU businesses'

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Yes - various stores do this - it's a relatively low cost entry into taking card payments.

It's also good if you run a mobile business (a business that moves, not one selling mobile phones) since you don't need a fixed line for the card machine...

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Huh? Cat-wees-like-a-racehorse study pees on fellow physicists to take Ig Nobel prize

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You;re assuming that the distribution is between species - rather than between individuals in the same species.

If mice urinate for 21+/-13 seconds and race horses exibit the same distribution then that's much stronger than just the mean being the same...

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China launches 'pollution-free' rocket

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Dark - as in dark ages - as in the less studied (at least when it was named) side.

It's not quite as light bathed as the earthside (which recieves earthlight as well as sunlight) but it is pretty close...

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Mercedes mulls driverless limo future

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Re: Driverless cars? Do not want.

@jake - "The concept WILL kill people. Honestly, the mind boggles ..."

Erm - are you saying that meatbag controlled vehicles don't?

I suggest that there will be far fewer fatalities (evidenced by the reduction in minor incidents that the current crop of cars are experiencing) with something that doesn't get tired or angry at the controls of the lethal weapons we seem content to let rule our lives.

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Re: Keeping up appearances

I think they prefer the car with a robot arm to load the boot and open the door for them - but actually the driverless limo might well be the ultimate status symbol - for a while

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Wi-Gig signals are bouncing off the walls, can't settle on the sofa

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Re: Agree

Combine it with the PoE LED lighting suggested a couple of days ago...

Run Cat6 to your light fittings - use PoE for the LED fixture and an array of antenna.

Many rooms have a centrally located, elevated, lamp - or a set of elevated lamps at intervals along the walls - They would be ideal locations.

Of course I still can't quite work out why I need more wireless bandwidth - specialised cases (HDMI replacement) will be static and not subject to people walking in their beam path...

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Fed-up sysadmins beg Microsoft to improve pisspoor Windows 10 update notes

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Re: Never thought it would come to ths

@a_yank_lurker - Apple uipgrades

From what i can tell apple give you a nice big splashscreen with a "Yosemite is out, do you want to upgrade" question.

If you say "Yes, do it now" (as opposed to "ask again later" or "no") then it goes and downloads many, many files.

It doesn't download them, and then ask...

Of course many of the minor fixes are vague as well, although I don't know if that is just to consumers and IT depts (with paid up support) get more detailed descriptions.

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Game CARTRIDGES make a comeback ... for smartmobes

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Re: Wring?

"Deals for games haven't been done yet but the company hopes that copyright holders will be keen to wrong yet more revenue from retro-gaming-obsessed Otaku around the world."

I though they meant wring as well, then I saw what they did ;)

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Attempted bank robber demands cash transfer ... to his own account

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Erm...

"He has led a law abiding life"

No he hasn't - aside from all the other laws he will have broken, he held a knife to the necks of two cashiers and attempted to rob two banks.

That's not law abiding...

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DMCA takedown bots must respect 'fair use' of copyright – US appeals court

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There was music in the background?

Had to add another view for the music companies to get in a lather about - but really - was there music there?

Automated notices should be rejceted by an automated system, which asks for evidence of said infringement...

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Hey, Oracle, what's in that VirtualBox security update? *crickets*

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Is there a declared date?

I can see a "not disclosing it until..." policy, but "we say nothing" is just bizarre...

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Disney's light-bulb moment: build TCP into LEDs for IoT comms

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@/\/\j17

Had to go and check, but PoE can provide >30w over cat5, slightly more over cat6 - so I think this is a great idea. My kitchen is the only room that would take more than that - but I can easily provide it with two "zones".

Of course I can't sanction ripping my existing wiring out just yet...

Of course it also make dimmable lights etc, much easier to deal with...

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It's 2015 and miscreants are still trying to dupe you with fake BSoDs

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Re: IF you experience one of these BSODS

@BenBell

Please dont - those numbers would contact you to the emergency services in both locations!

You might want to make it a little clearer...

People's lives can genuinely be put at risk - it's VERY scary being on hold for the emergency operator...

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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104 keys, a multitouch trackpad and no fingerssss

OR:

Testing the limits of force sensitive touchpads

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Galileo, Galileo, Galileo good to go!

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Re: Announcer?

Not sure I'd describe a rocket as "pulling" (possible exception for the "Thing to help people escape really fast if there's a problem and everything is on fire so they decide not to go to space")

They tend to push against propellant...

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Sign of the telly times: HDR shines, UHD Blu-ray slides at IFA

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Re: UHD Blu-ray is already sunk

@fuzzie - Packaging

DVDs and blu-rays are already overpackaged - both are the same physical format as CDs, but the DVD case is the same height as a VHS...

The BluRay cases are slightly smaller - for no discernable reason.

We could easily make SD card cases the size of a housebrick if we wanted to - or we could package them in slightly thinner CD sized cases - enough room for some artwork and a booklet (most of the packet could *be* the booklet)

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Re: UHD Blu-ray is already sunk

I'm sure they can do bulk loads of data - and given the firmware in these devices they could reasonably secure it at that level after writing.

What they secure it with (or even whether they allow anything to read the first n bytes, but then only play the remainder if a cryto response is provided) is of course up to them, but I suggest that minimal security is probably the best security.

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Re: UHD Blu-ray is already sunk

Physical media doesn't have to be optical disks...

I'm sure that a microSD card could be shipped in a VHS sized box. Heck, even a full sized SD card would fit.

They have the bandwidth and capacity already - I'm sure a read only version could be designed. But let me guess - they'll make another new format.

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Batteries on wheels are about to reshape our cities and lives

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Re: I'm waiting for the Apple car(t)

Why wait for Apple - the Google mini pod already is completely autonomous - as are the greenwich vehicles...

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Re: more tech...

I'd suggest that alot more people want it than you recognise.

Freedom to do what you like whilst you travel, still in your personal pod, without having to actually walk (heaven forbid you should have to walk 30 yards to get to the gym door)...

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Re: Insurance costs

@ Rupert Fiennes

Surely the point of the autonomous vehicle is top reduce thrid party claims, so it's going to vastly reduce the third party component of insurance, which is the majority of any insurance policy (after all yuou're insuring millions of public liability, not a few k of metal).

You also have a perfect record of any event, so can accurately determine who was responsible - win win. They will be MUCH cheaper to insure.

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Re: Inquiring minds

@Sureo

"Those vehicles"

Probably not in canada, but it's likely that Volvo have some experience of snow.

Of course it makes a good deal of sense to solve the main problems first, before fitting skis ;) One the roads can be navigated well without adverse weather then you add that in, gradually, and see what you need to tweak for the new conditions.

Similarly when we teach a person to drive we start off on quiet roads, or better still off road entirely, before introducing different challenges up until the point when they are tested.

In the UK any concept of training then goes out of the window and we throw people at motorways without any consideration of how to handle them...

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iPhone 6 gives bloke 'painful, lumpy' skin condition in trouser storage

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Surely...

You just put it in your pocket glass side towards your leg?

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At LAST: RC4 gets the stake through the heart

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Re: Laggards

@Smooth Newt - But what I really object to is having to use poor protocols and being made vulnerable to downgrade attacks because the server operator doesn't believe that data protection is a priority.

So have it flag them as insecure protocols.

Have a "score" by the adress bar that rates security from 0-10, where 0 and 10 are green (i.e. "current best practice HTTPS or HTTP) is fine. Have scary warning pages, and limit access to anything 0<x<5 to RFC1918 adrewsses only...

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