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Appeal Court: Mod chips infringe game copyright after all

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effective

Clearly this isn't an effective technological barrier - so the mod chip can't be breaking that law...

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DNSSec update deadline penciled in for 2011

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About flippin' time

WooHoo...

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First ever supersonic stealth jumpjet starts hover tests at last

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balance...

I know how the harrier can balance, it has 4 exhausts, so can vary the trust to each of them to deal with the problem of balancing.

From what I can see this thing has one fan (possible vectored) and one jet (certainly vectored)

Balancing on two points is generally considered more difficult that doing the same on 3 or 4 points isn't it?

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Mancunians finally get to open bank accounts, go to Europe

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WTF?

Secure

How can he vouch for the "fact" that it's secure?

Does he know where his data is now?

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Home Office accused of sexing-up mobile phone rescue

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Grenade

Facts

What are they?

Never needed them before in politics...

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MPs prepare to beat off phantom Olympic hooker invasion

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WTF?

To be fair

The 40k was an estimate of what they expected, the 5 is what they could confirm.

I expect the truth lies somewhere between these values (I expect that criminals are vaguely competent at trafficking), but to try and categorically state any figure is just moronic.

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Loud sex a human right, says loud sex woman

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Time

Maybe this is actually about timing - at 10pm 40dB isn't too bad, at 2am however...

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El Reg's LHC visit - Deleted Scenes

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Boffin

head-on at almost light speed

Thought they were colliding at more like twice light speed (from our reference frame of course)

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UTIT IT touts titillation

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lol @ both

Excellent examples of rebranding ;) OGC should be included in their list of business contacts...

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Chronically ill people 'happier if they abandon hope', say docs

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Colostomy bags...

Are cr*p, but you can carry on with one.

Attitude, rather than the lack of hope, is the key here. The others could quite easily have got on with their "bagged" lives until such a time as they might have the reconnection.

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Creative whips out e-reader at AGM

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Finally

A more useful tablet - now, can I hook it up to my machine as a spare text terminal?

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Westminster readies 'wave and pay' parking meters

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Fraud?

"The council was losing over £100,000 a week because the machines were targeted by Cool Hand Luke-style thieves. The gangs used power saws and angle grinders to cut them in half and helped themselves to the coins inside."

That's not fraud - it's plain theft.

It's also quite funny...

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Watford council punts parents from playground

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WTF?

Playground != Nursery

If they are offering child care then thats one thing...

If it's a play facility then parents are kind of essential part of play - or are we aiming for automons nowadays rather than people...

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Google navigates Android to turn-by-turn directions

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@davidcbull

"Isn't this the sort of thing that Microsoft used to get into trouble for? Giving away apps free with an OS"

Well, Microsoft were actually done for abusing a monopoly in one market (PC OS) to prevent competition in another (Browsers)

Since I don't think google has a monopoly position on the OS, bundling things is merely a differentiator...

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Shuttleworth stretches Ubuntu from netbooks to heavens

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Jobs Horns

Not for profit

Just to see the look on Balmers face - that's priceless!

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Toyota at Tokyo: micro e-car on display

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MIB

"a steering yoke that does away with the need for floor pedals"

Why not just fit a playstation controller?

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Japanese algorithm 'can tell if you're about to die'

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Great idea

But only as an indicator - last girl I had to call an ambulanbce for (would have survived for a good while, but that's not relevant) was finding breathing sufficiently difficlut that she couldn't phone.

The "this isn't the patient" button on the operators screen would be useful.

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Micron's new flash dies live longer

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PCI connectivity and ExpressCard format please...

Please - How hard can it be (to quote Top Gear)

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Robert Crumb begets Book of Genesis

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Sex and violence in the OT...

Wow, seems on a par with "dog bites man"

The bible does have quite alot of behaviour illustrated*, not condoned. But read the bible if you want to read about some pretty poor behaviour.

It's not necessary to be so graphic* in your descriptions, if I need an image my brain is capable of providing one...

John

* Puns deliberatly left in place (A good pun is it's own reword)

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Robot nuclear windjammer to sail patio-gas oceans of Titan

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Airport rethinks strip-scanner for kids

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FAIL

elreg

Oh ffs - can I object to being made a porn star then?

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iPhone saves woman from bear

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Linux

Or did it just get frustrated by the interface?

Title says it all.

PS - penguins are more ferocious than bears

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Hubble snaps aftermath of galactic pile-up

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Boffin

@Richard81

I imagine the sky might get quite interesting, assuming of course that we haven't drowned it out with streetlights...

Although "high speed" wrt galactic collisions is still a pretty slow collision in our timescales.

The paper on the ESA website indicates (after a very brief skim) that many of the "new, young" stars are between 1 and 100 million years old...

For reference our galaxy is ~100,000 light years across, so a pair of milky way's colliding at .9c would still take 60 thousand years to have a "midpoint" collision...

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Subaru set to show stylish hybrid

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Bet that door

is heavy to shut - As my wife can't manage the boot very easily, that door'll be difficult from inside - unless of course it's motorised.

Then yuo'll get 30mile range (unless you shut the doors, which takes 10 miles of battery power)

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Michael Dell: Netbooks go sour after 36 hours

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Netbooks are brilliant

But they aren't primary machines - I use them in server rooms, around the home and on the train.

My issue isn't the screen though, it's the keyboard, just fractionally too small. The psion5 was SO compact that the keyboard was a good compromise, the netbook needs a bag, so I kind of expect to be able to type.

Maybe a fold out extension of some sort?

or should I just grab one of these? http://www.gadgets.co.uk/item/USBRK/USB-Flexible-Portable-Rubber-Keyboard.html

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Colt quietly offshores network ops

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Long time? Two weeks was it?

Ever since the last outage

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EC considers web accessibility legislation

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FAIL

Doomed to

Fail....

Without any understanding of the issues they will legislate that we need to use friendly electrons...

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Eurocrat demands MP3 player volume limit mandate

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And they monitor volume by what mechanism?

After all I can switch the headphones for a pair of active PA speakers at 500W each..

100db (or dbA even) is useless without mentioning some distance...

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VelociRaptor users bitten by false error bug

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WTF?

Again?

Have they at least managed to increment the firmware version this time?

We faced a similar WD bug with their RAID edition drives, which would drop out of a RAID array when they decided to run a self test.

WD eventually fixed it, but failed to increment the version number of the firmware. Took a long time to try and convince them that:

1) DOS only firmware updates were bad (especially in globally distributed data centres)

2) Firmware version numbers had to be incremented, else we can't tell which drives we've updated...

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Nation's parents prepare to be vetted

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FAIL

CRB checks

Are useful for organisations - it's good for the boss of a nursery to have some check on the staff they employ.

Are pointless for individuals - I'd be happy leaving my daughter with any number of friends from church, I don't see any benefit in a CRB check.

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Oz bottle shop falls for 'double your money' scam

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Re: Oh, come on

"This little scam's been going as long as there have been paper banknotes."

But in Oz they are plastic ;)

Don't fall apart when you suf with notes in your pockets you see ;)

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Home Office stonewalls ID findings

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Possibly...

"We've asked the anonymous spinner when the end of the process is likely to be, and whether the people concerned will still be young. They've not got back to us yet. We'll get back to you when they do..."

You'll have retired, it'll be your successors who have to get back to us in our graves...

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USB 3.0 slouches towards Bethlehem

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Speed...

"Not too shabby - although no one in the right mind would ever connect to such a speedy hard drive using USB 2.0."

I would - not as a permanent fixture, but recovery from a dead machine is generally a USB function if you have the required cables...

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Citroën redesigns the 2CV

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FAIL

No plans...

No plans for productions.

So why say anything.

Here's a car we though of over toast this morning...

Just build something, then tell us about it

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T-Mobile's G2 denied the update Touch

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FAIL

Oh great ****ing install process.

"Slightly irritatingly for some, you need a Windows PC to install the ROM - Linux and Macs are a no-go"

Slightly irritating?

It means I cannot install it.

That's more than slightly annoying for a device I chose because with WiFi and Mass Storage support it should never require a Windows OS to do anything.

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Cyclists give TV chef a Wikikicking

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Dangerous driving

Looks like a clear confession of dangerous driving to me...

Get him arrested and banned

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Asus' Eee keyboard out next month - official

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Wow

That's a nice machine...

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No more premium rate numbers for docs

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@Steve Loughran - NHS Car parks are optional

"You are free to not drive to a NHS hospital, you can therefore opt out of paying. If the hospitals did offer free parking, all that would happen is the car parks would be full all the time. Patients receiving long-term out-patient care that requires daily visits (dialysis, cancer treatments) can usually get rebates on all parking charges."

Yes - and while my daughter was in special care I cycled to the hospital every day. My wife however had just had major abdominal surgery (an emergency cesarean).

The 4 (I think) bus journey would have been slow, and been very uncomfortable (especially waiting for each bus) in the circumstances.

Yes we can get a rebate on the parking (at our "local" hospital ~12 miles from home):

- Anything over £150 in 6 months

- If you keep ALL car park receipts (which isn't displayed anywhere)

- With a letter from the appropriate ward matron (or equivalent)

Objections:

- By cycling I managed to keep our bill to ~£160 - still ALOT* in ~4 weeks

- I'm paranoid about receipts, but most people aren't. Why not simply have swipe machines or tokens dispensed in the wards?

- Ward seniors have better things to do than write letters confirming each of the 4 wards we'd passed through in the 4 weeks in hospital (assuming the stages of special care are all considered one, else 6 wards)

- Had we not visited each day, it would have been noted...

- Anyone requiring long term (i.e. inpatient) hospital care needs visitors for their recovery. Granting a free parking ticket to each patient, valid for the duration of their stay, is hardly rocket science.

* Without the cycling it could easily have been double or triple that...

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Surgery phone systems are generally shocking, but there is no competition available, you get a doctor where you can...

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Orange data users turning red as data dries up

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Down - -

flicking between 50 and 100% packet loss much of the morning, our house seems to be back now though...

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Colt Telecom cable cut mystery

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FAIL

And out again...

Oh goody.

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Lotus details meths-drinking hybrid e-car engine

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Performance is fine, what about efficiency

I know we're not used to kWh/gallon yet, but we should get used to it...

Or at least come up with an elReg unit, look at a few old cars and work out their engines performance...

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iPhones get sun, leg power

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@ Mr. Omega

I could charge any device multiple times for that much leccy.

BUT leccy isn't available when out and about on a long ride. On my commute this morning my GPS cycle computer shutdown from low battery :(

I must have accidentally left it on after my weekend jaunt (yes it should have an auto shutoff if it doesn't move for 10 minutes, but that's not my fault)

I actually like this idea, although one that would run off my existing battery packs already on the bike would be good (8*AA pack runs my lights, must be able to get 5v regulated out of that...)

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Microsoft rejects call to fix SQL password-exposure risk

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WTF?

err...

My password should never be recoverable, hashes -yes, password no

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Google blames Gfail on 'availability' upgrade

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Monitoring

Didn't tell them to bring other request routers online at top speed???

I'd have thought that would have been automated..

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Sharp intros 5in ARM-based netbook

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Hmm

Larger screen (lid fitting) would be nice, but it would drain the battery faster - this machine could be used all day if the figures are to be believed...

There's USB for 3g, what more do you want??

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Tesla Model S poses for cameras

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Hmmm.

Sensibly limited at the top end, replaceable battery packs - yes please.

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Intel X25-M 34nm Flash SSD

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FAIL

Max latency?

4k Random IO is the most important IO you do on most machines.

The MAXIMUM, not average latency of these operations is critical - remember the original non intel drives? Really fast, then stalled for a second, then really fast...

That seriously illustrated that the relevant benchmarks are not throughput for almost anyone...

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Perseid meteor shower set to dazzle disappoint

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A good few visible last night

But I fear that the clouds that have rolled in will still be around tonight...

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HTC Hero Android smartphone

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Had mine for a few days now...

Really like it - the chin is unobtrusive (thank goodness), and the interface pretty slick.

Yes it pauses occasionally, but it's a mobile device, not a quad core PC. I'm really very happy, but would like to be able to use multiple google accounts (at last count I had 4 apps accounts and a personal one).

I'd also like a decent agenda applet - which can hide various calendars on request, but those are minor niggles.

Major thumbs up from me (especially as it cost me rather less than £400 :)

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BIND crash bug prompts urgent update call

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Ah, the joy...

Spent a while on this this morning. Fortunately the company for which I work implements DNS architectures which are not vulnerable.

Got to go and patch my own servers though ;)

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