* Posts by John Robson

1586 posts • joined 19 May 2008

Conference Wi-Fi biz fined $750k for jamming personal hotspots

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Re: Please DavCrav

@AC - Please take your "blankie" and go back to kindergarten where you belong.

How long until you're allowed to go to nursery?

If you're going to launch personal attacks on someone then at least stand behind them.

I had a look at the shootings stats between the UK and the USA a few weeks back and I was utterly horrified by the statistics in the US. In 30 years (of increasing gun control) the UK has had 3 mass shootings, one in a school and one involved a school - the US had over a hundred in the last 5 years in schools alone...

(http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2015/07/06/us_cops_warn_against_pistol_shaped_iphone_case/#c_2562432)

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Also - my car can do 150mph, that doesn't make it legal to do so past a school at chucking out time.

But it's "out of the box" functionality... WaaHaa...

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Act of God damaged data on Google cloud disks

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0.000....1%

of the data in this data centre, or of their global data store?

Looks likely to be the data centre, but I generally assume that stats are fudged...

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Google reveals OnHub WiFi router, complete with GLOWING RING

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Looks like a nice device for a guest network

Although I can't see any way to get hold of one...

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You CAN'T jail online pirates for 10 years, legal eagles tell UK govt

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Re: Another attempt to pour your money down the drain

@J.G.Harston

Whislt normally I'd be right behind you regarding the Car tax....

The word is shorter, and it's more correct...

Anyhow - in this case the idea is to shift the remaining VED onto fuel, an idea I fully support - but it would make the pump more expensive so...

Even if it was done in a revnue neutral way (i.e. costs the motorists of the country less, since there would be less infrastructure required to collect it) the majority would object to seeing the pump price go up - despite the fact that it is inevitable that significantly more than half would be better off...

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Testing times as NASA rattles Mississippi with mighty motor burn

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Re: 4 Lars

@Lars - Not only smoke

It's an H2/O2 engine - there is no smoke, it's all water...

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Re: new technology...

Air is a bit of an issue - maybe doing it on the side of kilimanjaro (fairly tall, and near the equator) might be useful

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DIGITAL DOPING might make you a Tour de Virtual cycling champion

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Re: FFS

Different sample points mean different approximations to the ride on each device, so each device will have a slightly different description of each corner, curve, wiggle....

And that's assuming they are all taking "1 per second" samples, rather than "smart" sampling.

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Boffins nail 2FA with 'ambient sound' login for the lazy

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Bluetooth?

Didn't we do this before, with short range radio reception.

We could even use a wireless charging pad with an NFC reader in it now?!

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Popping the Tesla S bonnet – to reveal SIX NEW FLAWS

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Re: Good on them....

@Stoneshop - In all the cars I know the handbrake applies ONLY to the rear wheels

Citroen C5 - Handbrake, drive and steering are all on the front wheels...

OTOTH they are often low power, my Father recalls thinking that a company car he was delivering up the M1 wasn't pulling well, then realised he hadn't taken the handbrake off...

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Re: Just the tip of the iceberg

Did you read the article?

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Seems like quite a complimentary review

Not necessarily good that the were such flaws, better than most in that the failure cases were basically* 'safe', if blooming inconvenient.

Much more so the approach to working with the researchers and fixing things, as well as the overall architecture, with modules secured against each other etc...

* Of course applying the handbrake on a level crossing isn't safe, but you get the gist...

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Imperva demos cloudy man-in-the-middle attack

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Sorry - let me get this straight...

If the attacker has access to your machine - then why don't they just look in the synced directories?

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Fancy 10 Gbps home broadband? Broadcom's built the guts of it

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Re: 10Gbs fibre to 4*1Gbs ethernet

So basically yes - they still can't sell a 10G connection...

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10Gbs fibre to 4*1Gbs ethernet

Erm - so assuming perfect trunking I'm still only able to access 40% of the available bandwidth...

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DNS chief and wannabe master-of-the-internet ICANN pwned… again

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Re: How to enforce good security practices.

Anyone with a CxO designation gets no remuneration for the year.

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Hey, FBI. Wanna track someone by cellphone? Get a proper warrant, says US appeals court

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There are two cases here

The general case - you should get a warrant, which requires more than "I have a hunch", and this seems reasonable

This case - we got a court order (which the court accepted as the corrent thing at the time) in a case where we had pretty good reason for suspicion (multiple similar crimes, catching these guys at/near the latest one).

I'd suggest that would have been good enough for a warrant, but the court didn't ask for one. I therefore see no issue in handing out a "get a warrant in the future, but this case stands". The only surprise is that a court would do something so sensible...

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Too much vino? LG brings Wine Smart oldster-mobe to Europe

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Re: Me too!

Whilst I'd love to agree with you....

I would have bought a feature phone, except that I had a few devices on the shelf, and it seemed pointless. So I now run an HTC Desire S.

It has most of it's "smart" features turned off - and how long do you think the battery lasts?

A week? more? less?

The 10% battery alert went off and I realised that I couldn't remember when I had last charged it, so I checked on the battery status screen: ten days, 19 hours. And it still had 10% left...

The other thing I like is that I can sync contacts to it once in a blue moon, but that's often enough to have the important contact details available when I need them.

This looks like a reasonable compromise - smart enough to keep contacts up to date, physical keys, protected screen... I guess that if you disable all the pointless ctuff then the battery will last well. I'd quite like an e-ink screen on the outside, so I don't even need to open it up to check if there are any missed calls/texts, or whether it's on silent - but that's a minor quibble.

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Petrol cars are dead in the water, says Tesla CTO waving numbers on the back of an envelope

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@Blank Reg

You have seen how many of these things are sold in Scandinavia right..

They like them, alot - partly because they work so damned well, no fuel to freeze see.

They also have very good road holding and the various computerised "keep me on the road" gubbins can react far faster than a combustion engine can...

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ATTACK of the ZOMBIE SATELLITE: Run radio hams, run!

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Big torch...

to keep it online long enough to reprogram?

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Crazy Canucks heat their lab with muahaha-capable server

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Re: Why 40mm fans?

Because 120mm fans don't fit in 2u...

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Microsoft's Windows 10 Torrent-U-Like updates GULP DOWN your precious bandwidth

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Re: Torrent is as Torrent Does...

@Charles 9

UPnP

That's still a thing?

Never had it enabled on anything of mine for any longer than it took to give a device an IP address...

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Tried to sell this to them nearly a decade ago...

It makes sense for them - and for most customers actually, it would be nice if it limited it's upload, but since it can't see all the network traffic at the gateway I don't hold much hope for that...

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Google to French data cops: Dot-com RTBF? Baiser ma DERRIERE

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IP block...

Just firewall off all access to Google from the French (or maybe from the French courts/parliament only?)

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UK's first 'DIY DAB' multiplex goes live in Brighton

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Cost?

'cos I'd run that for a community station if I could - the FM license is stupidly expensive.

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Google sneaks out new clip-on tech goggles for saddo Glassholes

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@moiety - it won't be safe to wear in public.

But this is designed as a workplace tool, so it doesn't really matter.

What was wrong with the red LED indication which camera was live?

Have people forgotten that every buttonhole might be a concealed camera?

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Tired tablets don't tickle the imagination, so sales fall again

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Re: spamjfo@gmail.com

@jerkyflexoff

No they're not.

I am reasonable techy - certainly more techy than your average person on the street.

My iPad is my primary computing device, as was the Nexus7 before it.

I have a bluetooth keyboard, which I use on occasion - mostly when I'm sat at my desk - occasionally I'll grab the mac keyboard for longer use at home.

The on screen keyboard does most of what I need though, most things I type are relatively short, with the irritation of an occasional autoscrewup comedy moment.

It is quite capable of holding a VPN to my wider network, as well as SSH sessions and a VNC/VPN option to my VPS (mostly used for game playing actually).

Virtually everything I do is perfectly well catered for, and its battery lasts all day

The iPad fits in my pocket (as did the N7), so I always have it around. The keyboard folds up and sits with my "normal" kit that gets carried around, so that's normally close by as needed.

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Re: Tablets are like PCs, not phones

Maturing market sees smaller niche markets emerge as viable segments.

Smaller providers make suitable specialised devices and reap rewards.

I'm not sure how often this headline can be considered news?

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'Fix these Windows 10 Horrors': Readers turn their guns on Redmond

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Fridge magnet...

If a woman's work is never done... why start?

Given the current (reported) state of W10...

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A third of workers admit they'd leak sensitive biz data for peanuts

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Tax isn't the issue - you've just pissed off the mob...

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Passwords

My password is horsebatterycorrectstaple - I'll have my chocolate bar please....

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Let's all binge on Blake’s 7 and help save the BBC ... from itself

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Re: NowTV is good

720p is good enough for most things - I have various things on bluray - which *do* look better, but if the content is good then 720p is just fine.

Most stuff is exDVD anyway, so it never was 1080p...

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NowTV is good

I'd quite possibly subscribe to a BBC Store - there is a huge amount of decent material there.

I *do* subscribe to some OTT media provision, but have no live TV capability - I just don't value it enough

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Ofcom wants to ease the pain of switching mobile networks. Good luck

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Changed networks twice in the last few months...

The middle operator wasn't offering the deal I *thought* I had read...

But it took very little time. Yes, a unified SMS number (maybe 722 (or PAC)) to get a PAC by return would be good...

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World-beating TWO-QUADRILLION-WATT LASER fired by boffins

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Re: Oh dear...

They really don't

see the renaming of NMR to MRI as evidence...

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Ford's parallel PARCing: Motor giant tries to craft new tech just like Xerox

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Re: @fandom (was:"Cars already decide when to change gear for you")

@jake - "Intake of nicotine, fat, alcohol, salt and sugar is far worse when it comes to mortality ... Do you want those banned in your lifetime, too?"

Nicotine doesn't - it's the asscociated tar I think...

But the big difference is that (except for certain aspects of alcohol consumption and smoking, which are already legislated against) these items don't kill other people.

But there are already plans to levy taxes on salt/sugar rich foods, and I support those.

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@ jake (was:"Cars already decide when to change gear for you")

"Electricity will never kill off feeding horses"

Huh - deliberate misreading?

"Horses & other manually driven vehicles are here to stay"

No doubt - but neither will be used as a mode of transport. They will both be sport/hobby instead. Which is fine. I have no desire to stop people having their fun - but they can do so in an environment which doesn't threaten the lives of others...

There is some overlap for other forms of transport - Walking and cycling are used both for sport and transport, but they pose very limited external risk.

"He refused to listen to me when I pointed out the leaking fluid ... and then told the engine control system to stop complaining."

You know what - I don't think anyone can blame that on the gearbox. That's user failure.

I've driven a mix of manual and automatic, petrol and deisel cars for longer than I care to think about. If you ignore the warnings then anything will break. One big advantage of electric drive is that there are far fewer things to go wrong (potentially down to one moving part per wheel) - and I think that the electric motor will kill the gearbox.

"Shirley you are discussing fast-so-called-food rather than automobiles in the above sentence?"

Don't call me Shirley. And no - people (including myself) are by far and away the weakest link in the system. Even the current generation of autonomous vehicles are better than humans (including me).

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Re: "Cars already decide when to change gear for you"

@Lionel Baden

Even if they did ignore the odd defect - that would still leave these vehicles far safer than the current generation of control systems.

I strongly suspect that the legislative framework would react fairly strongly in these (by definition rare) events.

The current control systems don't pay attention at all times, they don't look all around them, they do get tired and distracted. They generally overestimate their own ability (last survey I saw said that something like 85% of drivers considered themselves 'better than average').

In fact the current control systems kill multiple thousands of people each and every year - more than 5 people EVERY DAY in the UK alone.

Proper legal controls would help, like a willingness to revoke licences (even fairly short bans would be effective if they were regularly issued), but the majority of deaths aren't caused by malice.

Beyond the Kerb

The driverless car is coming, and coming soon - and we'll all be better off for it. Those who enjoy the act of driving can go and play on a track*, where you can *really* enjoy your driving.

* Race or off road.

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Re: "Cars already decide when to change gear for you"

@Jake - None of mine [change gear for me]. Nor will any of them, ever.

Hopefully the act of changing gear will be as old as feeding horses anyway - the electric motor will kill it off. But seriously - when did you last see an automatic gearbox fail?

@Jake - what will happen the first time a self-driving car kills somebody?

It will be an event which will be analysed thoroughly and the lesson(s) learnt will be taken on board by all other vehicles on the road, and *never* repeated.

The possibilities for carnage are *far* higher if you put tired, distracted, fallible, meatsacks in control of a lethal weapon.

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@Terafirma-NZ

Yes - because there are no cars which can do this at the moment.

OK, they can't yet do it in all weathers, but the GCar regime has shown it is well within our capabilities - and there are others out there.

I don't think this will take decades - I'm hoping that my kids will never have to learn to drive (they may well choose to though)

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Ballmer's billion-dollar blunders: When he gambled Microsoft's money and lost

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Re: Hmmm [Going OT]

@irmoko - (perhaps it'd be collecting license fees if those phones would be Android).

I've wondered for a while whether Google isn't powerful enough to write a decent ext driver for MSWindows (and macOS?) and ditch the FAT system on Android - it would also allow dedicated cameras/media players to do the same, since the FS driver seems to be the main reason that people stick with FAT.

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Automattic says spooks asked for something it can't reveal

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Re: So, up to 125 then

Surely 3-128 is a "band" of 125...

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Samsung emits mobe charging monitor. For your 'active lifestyle'

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Re: Scrabble

@Bucky 2

QI has been a well known "2 letter scrabble word" for a long while - certainly more than a decade, probably longer.

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Plinth?

Don't think I've used a monitor or TV anything other than VESA mounted to a pole or the wall for about 5 years...

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Jeep breach: Scared? You should be, it could be you next

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There is some benefit to being able to remotely update firmware

But I can't see all that much advantage over a dealer version.

When you update the car firmware you also program the version number into the entertainment system - then it can notify you that there is new firmware available from your garage.

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US beats Iran as Japan's tincan footie team wins robot World Cup

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Query

Were the robots provided?

So it was an AI test, rather than a robotics one?

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Choc Factory research shows users just don't get security

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Derren Brown

"Noon can hack my mind"

Really? Has noone seen Derren Brown (other such tricksters exist)

The human brain is fairly predictable...

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Help! Our Virgin Media TiVo boxes are stuck in a loop! Help! Our Virgin..

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Re: Good broadband bad TV

@Wardy01

Because that would mean they needed to implement multicast properly - and their techs haven't heard about it yet...

Their network is pretty much the perfect environment for testing this kind of solution - but since the existing system works (sort-of) they stick with it

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NASA briefing in HOURS: 'We are upon the CUSP of finding ANOTHER EARTH'

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Or a space mirror?

XKCD: http://m.xkcd.com/1532/

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Intelsat to FCC: For the love of satellites, STOP ELON MUSK!

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Confidential

Clearly means something different in the US:

"Intelsat isn't waiting around for SpaceX or the FCC to voluntarily release the information, either. It has simultaneously filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request that would compel the FCC to release SpaceX's confidential documents."

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