* Posts by Frank

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ASA rules on 'USB Fornication Optimiser'

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@Gilbert Wham re. @Nic Brough

Gilbert, sounds like fun. Can you post some videos of the last time you did this?

Kids more likely to be bullied than pestered online

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Alert

And some more bleedin' obvious...

"Youth report sexual solicitation of minors by minors more frequently, but these incidents, too, are understudied, underreported to law enforcement and not part of most conversations about online safety."

Hasn't this been going on for thousands of years (if not longer)? Since when is the internet responsible for standard teenage behaviour?

NASA announces 'name the inflatable Moon tent' compo result

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@DZ_Jay re. trial, try, tried

The use of try/tried for the old formal court case system (where the meaning is to test it to see if it is true) and for the common modern use (where the meaning is to give it a go and see if it works) are well established.

Formal testing of large (or small) systems and equipments (or new drugs, etc) is a relatively modern practice and it is common to use the verb 'trialled' to refer to this process; has been for many years.

If I was going to trust my life to an inflatable tent, I would not be happy if it had just been tried or even tested. I would want it to have been thoroughly trialled.

Storm worm smackdown as researchers unpick control system

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@Evil Graham re. Add a "consent" pop-up

So, if I see a pop-up box on my screen saying "Do you want me to clean up the Storm Worm trojan which has been detected as infecting your PC?", then I press 'Yes' and everything will be ok?

That sounds like a wonderful idea.

Peter Mandelson exerts party discipline in cyberspace

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@Master Baker re.Party

It is the case that you can do some good dance moves to the theme music from Fraggle Rock. I'm not sure about the rest of your comment though.

Web 2.0rhea hack mistaken for end of universe

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I was ok....

...until he said that SF airport and public transport were closed for two hours - then I laughed.

Microsoft smooths Windows 7 snafu

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Waits for a car

I'm waiting for a major car manufacturer to offer public beta release of new model cars. That will be a safe and enjoyable experience I'm sure.

WowWee demos latest spycam 'droid'

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I want a flying duck !!

I want the Duck Hunter. I want one, I want one!!!

Algae-fuelled* airliner test successful

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@IIsRT re. Title

Furthermore, if you shut down an engine in a twin engine craft, you run on half power and probably have to increase thrust from the other engine to compensate for that - maybe.

So much for scientific testing and jumping to conclusions based on one experiment?

VeriSign remedies massive SSL blunder (kinda, sorta)

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It's fixable, so fix it

"..all VeriSign SSL products issued on or after December 30 were immune to the attack."

Presumably because they were created using the SHA1 hash? A previous article (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/07/ssl_security_survey/) states that most issued certificates nowadays use SHA1 instead of the problematic MD5 signatures.

"..If he's wrong and the internet suffers a crippling blow, we'll have VeriSign to thank."

Do we blame locksmiths if burglars develop lockpicking tools? No, we use multiple levels of security for our premises and we use the latest security products as they become available.

The problem will be web-site owners (large corporations, banks, etc) not getting off their fat backsides and upgrading their old MD5 based certificates to SHA1.

LaCie showcases hella-expensive display

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@Adrian Esdaile re. Just for.....

Adrian, are you feeling bitter and cynical about something?

MI5 head calls for comms data access

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But then again...

"..Evans also told the Guardian that the public would not want a society in which the security service monitors them all the time.."

But then again, what's that got to do with any decision making about security service powers?

Droid sub goes under Antarctic ice on 5000 D-cells

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@Simon Neill re.This reminds me

'..."planes should run on AA batteries....just pray the ribbon doesn't get stuck and you have to remove 5,000 batteries with a biro" '

I always use a teaspoon, they are easier to find in the house.

'First algae-fuelled airliner flight' takes off tomorrow

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Despair? Amusement?

Looking at many of the comments above (and in other article comments), I don't know whether to feel despair or amusement at the number of (assumedly) literate people who don't understand the global carbon cycle and can't figure out gross energy/material budget concepts.

At least, overall, it's not as bad as the reader comments you get in the so-called quality newspapers. The governments and industry have been able to lie and cheat and mislead for so long because people really don't understand the subjects they are fed lies about.

What the world needs is more education. Unfortunately, what you can teach children in schools is controlled by politicians so they'll never learn to figure things out.

Boffin brings 'write once, run anywhere' to Cisco hijacks

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@Tony Holye re. Not surprising

"..Every single IOS I've ever used has had glaring and obvious bugs that shouldn't have got past testing..."

Testing? What's that for? Our world class development team tested it as they built it and they've shown it working to senior management. What more can you need? The problem with you is that you're not a team player!

(Weary and cynical systems test engineer shrugs and walks away)

Spinning the war on the UK's sex trade

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Broad Definitions

"..I'm naturally against the criminalisation of something that no society has ever managed to extinguish. "

Ever since Cain started it off, by murdering Abel, no society has managed to extinguish murder.

So, is it the case that you are against the criminalisation of murder?

Perhaps you need to tighten up your own definitions somewhat.

Chinese automaker launches plug-in hybrid

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A bit of Old Tech

"..The F3DM charges at 220 volts. There's no word yet from BYU Auto whether a 120-volt version will be available when the company begins shipping the F3DM to the US in 2010..."

They don't need to provide a 220 V. charge version for the US. Just put a 1:2(ish) step up transformer in the powerfeed then run the resulting 220V into the charging equipment.

Why do new technology people keep forgetting about old and established technology?

Royal laptop theft 'will expose picture'

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@Tim re. @Gordon

First we had Rik Myslewski in his 'New York iPod Tax' article mentioning GigaGrope.tv

Now we have you with gingermunters.com. I wish people wouldn't do this because I get very frustrated and disappointed when, after looking for them, it turns out they don't exist.

Censored scenes from the Congress WMD report

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Future Feast

Get that pork barrel built up and inflated. Stake your place at the table for the future feast.

Designer pitches solar-powered AA battery

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Designer?

Some time ago, there was a Reg article/survey questioning what we mean by the term 'architect'.

Can we have a similar discussion about the meaning of the word 'designer'?

Profs: Eating Belgian truffles will make you buy a Mac

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@AC 11:14 re......morning toast

That was great, thank you. For the first time I feel that I now understand the differences between the various distributions of Linux.

Can you do this sort of simile based explanation for other subjects? (It doesn't have to involve toast of course, I and many others just need something we have long term everyday experience of). If you can make a start with netbooks(laptots) that really would be useful. Hoping to hear more from you....

Attack of the quarter-ton, 'fridge-sized' killer jellyfish

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@Nuno re. This is not a joke

"..It's a shame that you couldn't refrain yourself from mocking it..."

This is an article by Lewis Page on The Register. It's to be expected. You know he makes sense.

P.S. It's either '..refrain from mocking..' or '..restrain yourself from mocking..' You probably got confused there.

ArseASA rules 'Feck' non-offensive

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Father Ted

Ahhhhh, Father Ted.....many a happy time watching that. It was of course Father Jack who often said 'feck'.

HP puts Linux on business PCs

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SVS layer = Sandbox?

"..The SVS layer in the machine sits between the operating system and the application, and any changes that a program makes to the system as it is running are stored in this layer and wiped out when you stop the app."

Isn't this just the same as a Sandbox? I use Sandboxie for browser isolation and it seems to work very well. Perhaps they've applied the principle to the entire operating system, in which case you will need to learn to control it, so that changes you intended to make to the system are made permanent instead of being wiped out.

FCC boss gets knuckle-rapped

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Not A Martinet

A 'martinet' is a person who imposes strict discipline by demanding adherence to rules and procedures.

'...he has "manipulated, withheld, or suppressed data, reports, and information.'

'...that Martin had "abused FCC procedures by manipulating or suppressing reports, data, and information" '

'..the "highly unusual" reduction by Martin to a mere $100,000 of a $1.3 million fine previously assessed to T-Mobile by the FCC's Enforcement Bureau for ..'

These are the actions of someone who breaks rules and procedures. If the allegations are true then he is a manipulative bully. He is not a martinet.

IBM drops Power7 drain in 'Blue Waters'

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Is this correct?

"..a 300 watt device running in a data center requires 800 watts of input power. .."

I can readily believe this, what with the inefficiencies at each stage of the power supply chain and the large burden of providing power for the cooling systems. By 'input power', I assume this means total power supplied to the entire facility from the electricity provider.

The final statement of planned and calculated savings seems way too optimistic however:

"So to power up a 300-watt device in this data center will only take about 350 watts of input power. That's a very big improvement."

That's not a 'very big improvement', it's an unbelievably enormous improvement. I would ask if this compares like with like. The initial figure of 800W to run a 300W box referred to total power provided to the facility, with all ancilliary equipment (power chain, cooling, etc).

If it is the case that this level of improvement can be achieved with simple design and usage techniques, then why on earth hasn't it been done before in other data centres, resulting in massive running cost savings (as well as saving the planet etc). ?

It's probably too much to ask but I'd like to see a follow up study done on this centre when it's completed and in normal operation. That would be interesting.

Reg readers in the dark over extreme porn

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What??

I had a look at that picture, as provided by link in the article. Here is a true record of my immediate thoughts.....

'Woman tries to fight her way past a giant spider's web'......no, probably not.

'Woman tries on silk nightie in a strong wind and gets all tangled up in it'.....hmmmm, no, silly.

'Dead woman in oversize body bag comes back to life and tries to get out.'.......eeeeww, but maybe.

Where is the 'sexuality' in this picture? How can it possibly be regarded as obscene in any way?

Interflora sues M&S over Google keywords

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@Jeremy re. Say it with flowers

"Can't Mark's and Spark's just send 'em a bunch of tulips or something to say they're sorry?"

Tulips ?? at this time of year? Think of the transport miles!

Networked multipack cruise missiles in successful test

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Possibilities.....

A long range munition commanded and controlled over a radio datalink -- the possibilities are amazing, as well as being frightening in some cases :)

'Faith-based' investment firm fingers holiday's most sinful games

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Not Just Games

It's not only by rating computer games that families can protect themselves from evil. I'd like to see this rating system applied to any books that the children are exposed to.

Can we make a start by rating the Bible according to the same criteria? It probably features prominently in quite a few homes and children may be tempted to 'sneak a peak' at it when their parents aren't around to give guided reading.

Speaker distances himself from police raids on MP

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Weasel Words-worth

"I would strongly refute that I or any senior officer...."

To 'refute' is to prove wrong. So, he claims that he would (future possibility) prove the allegations wrong. He does not DENY the allegations, he merely states his belief (un-demonstrable) that he would be able to prove the allegations to be wrong.

"...would allow any improper influence ..."

since (i'm sure) there is no written definition of 'improper' influence covering this situation, he can claim that any influence was proper (in his opinion).

US gun lobby blogs Thanksgiving gun 'facts'

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Media Inaccuracy

"..The NSSF wants readers to bring media inaccuracies to its attention,.."

Here's some, from The Daily Item (link provided in main story).

"..and almost 214,000 antlerless deer harvested. .."

"..does venison harvested with lead ammunition pose .."

"..and those who consume game- harvested meat ..."

Deer/game is not 'harvested' - it is hunted, culled, killed, trapped and occasionally farmed (and maybe some other techniques I don't know about).

Will the NSSF be asking The Daily Item to issue a correction for this article? I doubt it.

You see, 'harvested', it's such a caring and sharing word, awwwwww. Let's use it instead of 'killed' or 'hunted' so that people will have a better impression of us.

I am NOT a vegetarian and I do NOT have a problem with people enjoying licensed recreational hunting. What I do have a problem with is the use of incorrect and misleading words for emotional and political purposes. As soon as I notice that technique being pulled on me, I know that I'm being targeted by slimeball three card tricksters. (The PETA people people pulled similar tricks in that video which was linked in a Reg article about a week ago, [I can't be bothered going back to find it and link]. As soon as they did that I totally discounted the remainder of the video).

Ok, my cynical, grumpy and pedantic rant is over - I'll go and find something else to irritate me.

ASA slaps beer-punting ladyboy

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@Michelle Knight re.Best Exports

"....."beer and sex were some of the best things to come out of the region" - that'll be the Karma Sutra, then.

I don't remember beer featuring in the Karma Sutra. If it had, then I certainly wouldn't have thrown away my tatty and dog-eared old copy Can you provide a link so I can check this out?

German national library rocks blogosphere

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@Someone re. Re. Internet?.....

I certainly don't confuse 'web' and 'public' since I do have my own non-public information tucked away in a sub-domain of my own website.

It is very reasonable for a national library to take and store copies of any published document (I see it as part of their job). However, the key point here is the word 'publication'. (Notice the structure - PUBLICation). I don't consider web based storage of private and limited access data as 'publication'

I followed the link you gave and was horrified by what seems to be happening in Denmark. If this is the route that Germany is taking (apparently not but maybe 'not yet') then I'm sure that the UK will not be far behind, if they aren't already secretly in front.

If this is followed through then who will feel comfortable storing information on an internet connected web-server?

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Internet? Website? Duh!

"..The library had indeed in 2006 been mandated by the government to "collect web publications" and fine the uncooperative..."

Hey German Library people, if somebody 'publishes' something on a website, you can see it using a browser. If you can see it using a browser then you can take a copy. You can automate this process with widely available website stripper/copiers. You can even develop your own web stripper/copier if you want to boost your development budget.

It's this thing called the internet and the world wide web. You can even look at things outside Germany if you want to and you might get interested in collecting copies. If you do, don't try threatening foreign web-publishers with fines, they'll just laugh at you.

A sex show of truly Olympian proportions?

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IT Angle

Will I be the first to say....

a) What's the IT angle?

b) I welcome the arrival of our hyper-vibrating, super-stimulating over(lords/ladies).

(I'd better get my coat as well, I know.)

BlackBerry Javelin to spear RIM's Bold and Curve?

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Pathetic

"..but Javelin’s exclusive UK retailer – Carphone Warehouse – told Register Hardware that it’s actually smaller than both the Bold and Curve. By how much, CW wouldn’t say."

More likely to be -couldn't- say, because they haven't got a clue.

"..CW told us that Javelin has “the sharpest screen” to give brighter and crisper icons."

Probably an assumption based on their knowledge that a javelin is sharp, pointed object. I bet they didn't know how much 'sharper' it is or how much 'crisper' the icons are either.

Am I cynical about CW? -yes I am.

NASA space tests 'interplanetary internet' protocol

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Why not......

....use subspace transmission. It would avoid all the long delays.

Feds shutter one-stop stalker shop

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@alzain re. STALKER

"..it breaks every rule of privacy there is.it must be delt with seriously ..."

Since you 'know' that every rule has been broken, you must therefore know what these rules are.

I'm not aware of these 'rules of privacy' and I suspect that many other people have never seen them either. Can you please provide a link or some reference to where they are written down, under what authority they were created and what organisation they were issued by?

(I think Tracer R. Spence is possibly an admirer of Spencer Tracy)?

Hubble snaps planet orbiting distant star

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@IIsRT re. I remember

Oh yesssssss !!! Me too :)

I'll never forget my first assassination contract - my heart was pounding, my palms were sweating. After a while, it became just another way to make credits. The thing was, people didn't want to book a flight with me, something to do with my 'reputation', shrugs.

US Dept of Agriculture rubbishes Amish anti-RFID push

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Those damn wild animals

"..wild animals that have proved remarkably reluctant to be RFID tagged. .."

I bet they all have arguments as to why they shouldn't have to carry ID cards as well.

NASA's CO2-scan sat arrives at launch site

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@ Evil Graham re. @question

You need to consider the entire process...

"For those interested, the satellite's launch won't itself involve any significant CO2 emissions. However, as it is to go up on an all-solid-fuel Taurus stack, there will be a good deal of aluminium oxide and hydrogen chloride. These chemicals are generally seen as rather nastier than ordinary old carbon dioxide, if not such a pressing global issue."

Aluminium oxide is an inert white powder, messy but not nasty. Hydrogen chloride is nasty but reacts with just about anything it touches to form some other fairly inert substances.

To make the satellite and launcher and to run the chemical plants that produce the chemical for the solid fuel rockets does involve a lot of industrial activity. Guess what....this involves burning fossil fuels. Yep, you can't make satellite and launch vehicle without producing carbon dioxide.

You can't even go to the toilet in a modern country without a carbon dioxide burden because the sewage plants are built using concrete and steel (massive furnaces used in their production) and they run on electricity (coal or gas fired turbines).

Hopefully, the studies that will be aided by the satellite instruments will help us to understand the atmospheric processes and direct any changes in our behaviour in a most appropriate manner. (Yeah, fat chance, I know).

Watchdogs decry Kentucky's 141-site net casino land grab

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More Seriously

"..Shortly after the order was issued, whois records for many of the domains showed they were the property of Kentucky. Interestingly, the handful of addresses we checked at the time of writing appeared to have reverted back to their rightful owner. It's not clear who made the changes or why they were made..."

That is the paragraph that should worry people. What the Kentucky courts do and decide is known (eventually) and also the court officials are public officials who can be challenged.

The people who seem to really control the domain names act in the shadows, with no oversight and no explanation.

Ofcom's pilot starts seeing signs

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Where is it going to?

"..This emanates from the square in the centre of the North-eastern town, without propagating down nearby streets, indicating a vertical transmission, but where it's coming from is anyone's guess..."

Many people would be more concerned about where it's going to. I await frenzied theories about Lizard Army communication relay stations.

1GHz has a wavelength of about 33cm, which is comparable in size to those arty metal sculpture displays that small town councils put on plinths and small columns in the middle of town squares. The area is kept clean and tidy, free from interfering structures. Local CCTV and police ensure that the structure does not get vandalised, or it gets repaired quickly if it does. It's obvious really, they must have been doing it for years. We know they have, now we have confirmation.

Royal Society of Chemistry defines perfect Yorkshire pud

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@andy gibson re. yum

...and for dessert as well ?!?!

oh....maybe with sugar in the batter mix....and some jam spread on top.........I'll try it :)

P.S. try spreading a little bit of strawberry jam on a slice of fried bread, mmmmmmmmmmmm.

MPs: Fight grog-fuelled crimewave with PDAs

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What are these 'new offences' ?

"..3,605 new criminal offences have been created since 1997 ... "

Is that really true? What does it actually mean?

It might be that 3,605 changes have been made to existing legislation (yes i know we have new laws on cybercrime, terrorist offences etc; it was an example).

It may be that many of these changes, or new additions, were in the area of corporate governance or local authority related legislation.

As far as I know, it has always been illegal to plan to make bombs, assist in making bombs, make bombs and to kill people with bombs; but now we have a class of special description (Nu Terrorism ?) covering the reasons why the accused might have done this.

Are there really 3.605 NEW reasons why I might get locked away or is this just 'statistics as a headline grabber'? Has there been any analysis of these supposed 3,605 'new offences' and how they might affect the 'man in the street'? If anyone knows, please tell me. I'm afraid to go outside now in case I step on a crack in the pavement.

Dell may zap the Zing

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Option Overload?

I thought people used their mobile phone to listen to .mp3 files nowadays? The advantage being that you can also use it as a mobile phone :)

Lightning to thunder with speed-creep beating V8 roar

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Customisable?

This is an old idea and I'm surprised that the manufacturers have only just picked up on it. Apart from obvious safety considerations, it's a good marketing move since who wants to drive a 'sports car' that sounds like a milk float?

The next stage is customisable sound generators, maybe using a plug in SD card or USB stick, then you can have a leccy Mini that sounds like a Ferrari as you howl down the street to the supermarket.

BBC has newsgasm over Obama's dog

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Independent cartoon

I recommend that you have a look at this.....

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/the-daily-cartoon-760940.html

Serial troll vents steam through ears

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Phone Box?

If you went back in time to the revolutionary war (which one by the way?), would there be phone boxes? This plan needs more research.

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