Right Not Wrong
The Cheney Christmas card makes no sense until you realize that the quote is really a misquote. Try using the text, which goes back to Benjamin Franklin, "And if a sparrow CANNOT ..."
The Cheney card reproduced the text correctly, as one may expect from people on if not in the right. Maybe El Reg needs to focus on its own reproductive success. As much as I enjoy seeing Oracle and Cheney bashed, you may wish to direct your cosh where it cannot fail to fall home.