179 posts • joined 7 May 2008
"Let's get that diameter in perspective: drag-and-drop HR 5171 A in place of our sun, and it's good-bye to Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, the asteroid belt, Jupiter and Saturn."
So would that place Uranus, Neptune and Pluto in the Goldilocks Zone? Or would they all be like Daddy Bear's porridge?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Sounds like a plan. Have a beer on me.
All you need after that is for some astro-engineers to fit rocket engines to the base of the pub and then the party will really fly! It can raid the Home Counties for more supplies (but good luck finding tambourine girls in Essex, Kent or Berkshire).
A Plutonium rock band from the Gagralaka mind zones
Didn't Disaster Area have a fully robotic drummer? Their meatsack drummer was on a beach light years away where he "had found a small rock that would be friends with him". DA's manager was relieved that the timing of the cymbalistics would be correct.
Nuke icon because that's somewhat quieter than a Disaster Area concert :-)
Re: USB was thought to be shorthand for a European country
I was going to suggest "United States of Berlin". I believe it's been tried a couple of times in the past.
RE: @AC, 22Jan14-01:03 GMT
A prime candidate for Flame of the Week? He missed the RANdoM CapitALs but, other than that, a fine effort IMO.
"The trademark filing has it covering all kinds of non-software things. Notable in its inclusion is "Headphones," which retroactively makes Skullcandy headphones a violation of this trademark. I'm sure other instances could be found."
So where would this leave the Highlander movie? (there can be only one, two and three don't exist ;)
Hooker: "Hi, I'm Candy."
Kurgan: "Of course you are."
Re: Like taking candy from a public domain baby.
"It's a bit cheeky, copying someone else's game mechanism and then trying to claim it as your own IP!"
Well put. The follow-up question being: who actually owns the rights/IP/copyright/software patents/source code to the original "Bejewelled" game(s)? (Or whatever family of games can trace its lineage back to the first version.)
This is a serious question. I'm not trying to start a flame war.
Re: Man pages
"history" has been completely rewritten, and is now called "herstory".
The "touch" command has been removed from the standard distribution due to its inappropriate use by high-level managers.
Brought to you by the People's Committee for Democratically Organizing the System (PC-DOS).
Re: Online toilet paper lovers?
You're dead on with the tracing paper thing ...
I remember some grafitti on a toilet cubicle wall at Newcastle Poly. Went something like
"I've been at this place for three f***cking years and only now do they start using bog roll that's worth nicking!"
Re: Make The World A Better Place? Microsoft?
"Whatever you do will be more fun."
I think Microsoft's funniest advertising fail was for Windows 95. The soundtrack was the Rolling Stones' "Start me up", which was all well and good when clicking on the Start button was what Win 95 was all about. But that song then does go on to say "You make a grown man cry."
The irony was obviously lost in Redmond.
"Have you got any idea how many thousands of letters Lester receives from 4 year olds every day? El Reg would go bankrupt if they sent them all mugs."
Not all Reg commentards are 4 years old. Although the mental age of some of them seems about the same.
"had a pint of Jollyboat breweries Grenville's Renown yesterday. Sweet and really lovely. So I had another."
You stopped at TWO? Or were you just unable to order the third?
We have to get off this rock
I've upvoted a couple of earlier posters (Dan Paul and Ben Holmes) because I agree with their sentiments.
Where Dan's point is concerned, I'm with Stephen Hawking, who said "I don't think the human race will survive the next thousand years, unless we spread into space". If we haven't left Earth in significant numbers before then, then the human race will be blasted back to the Stone Age. Look at the Shoemaker-Levy comet impact on Jupiter. That's a near miss in spatial terms. If it had hit the mid-Atlantic, where would we be?
Ben's point is the main problem:
"An[d] so the endless cycle of underfunded grandstand projects such as SLS continue, whilst NASA slips further and further into obscurity."
The technology, the brains and the desire (Elon Musk and even Richard Branson) either exists or is on the drawing board right now. What we (as a species) lack is the political will to make it happen.
Heck. Rant over.
Re: Operation Extinguish
"Ubuntu Edge was a flop, rebranded as a ¨success¨. Just like MS claims Win8 is a success."
"MS´s plan must be working our nicely, they have clearly shifted gears into Operation Extinguish and this funding disaster was clearly part of that."
You are Eadon and I claim my five pounds!
Missing from the end of the video
The gorillabot sits down and starts picking fleas off its programmer :-)
Re: MS Learning Fail
"This is the 21st century, and anyone in technical fields or with a smattering of interest about computers ought to be encouraged to learn how to make computers do what *they* want, not just being taught how to operate Microsoft Office."
Well said, Quxy.
Though the follow-up question would be: how do we give those "in a technical field or with a smattering of interest about computers" the chance to learn? I got my first micro back in the Spectrum days because I wanted to cheat on my maths homework and soon learned that the machine couldn't perform miracles just because I switched it on. I had an Oric-1, with something of a dearth of mathematics programs, so to get anywhere I had to program the damn thing. It taught me an awful lot.
So how do we encourage the incoming wave of schoolkids and students, literally, to "get with the program"?
"His plan is to solve malnutrition in one product and it looks like he has it. "
How can this solve malnutrition in famine-struck tracts of the Third World? It seems to need clean water and a means to refrigerate the final mixture to make it drinkable.
Will the maker be funding such developments with the profits from this gloop?
Inquiring minds want to know.
As a H2G2 Fan ...
I've seen so many quotes from the books in these comments that surely we can come up with a new story? There have been 6 books so far (I haven't read And Another Thing). Shouldn't we commentards be working on the 7th?
Re: "...beaming out of faraway clouds of water and alcohol."
"This story doesn't need a punch-line."
No. It needs a punch bowl for all that alcohol and unidentifiable bits of fruit.
Time to go ...
I've had this conversation before, in a pub after several beers.
If you want a gritty, "gets sh1t done" Doctor, I elect Philip Glenister (aka Gene Hunt). Despite the mass hilarity which ensued, the idea coincides with an older, tougher Doctor with fewer "emo" issues.
Also: the Tardis could become an Audi Quattro.
<<< Mine's the flame-retardant one.
NAT, routers etc
Commenters above have mentioned that NAT, routers and other kit make identification by IP address difficult, if not impossible, and not "beyond reasonable doubt" in a court. These commenters are technically correct (the best kind of correct).
But what happens next?
Maybe the government will push for IPv6 rollout? Then everyone can have their own IP address, which would be required to make your mobile, smartphone, desktop, laptop or tablet connect to the internet. Then the police and intelligence services will know who sent the messages (unless the alleged sender can prove their device was stolen or otherwise compromised).
Is that a helicopter I hear?
In the words of a very wise geranium ...
"Oh no. Not again."
Lies, damned lies and statistics
Says it all, really.
Oh BTW. Why didn't the episode end with Kzzzerrrt?
Re: Anything we can do
" "where the hell are they?"
A few thousand light years away, on average (give or take a few thousand orders of magnitude). "
Or camped out on the planet Rupert, watching us.
Thumb icon, for the Hitchhikers Guide.
Sounds a bit sinister in a non-descript way. Like Projects Paperclip, Grudge and Blue Book. I know the names don't describe the projects' purpose (because that would give the game away to anyone attempting to spy on said projects) but "Project 1640" sounds like they know more than they are telling.
Or am I just being paranoid? :-)
Where's my tinfoil hat? In that coat there, thanks!
From Steven Wright
"I love defenceless animals, specially in a good gravy."
Fire to roast them over, obviously.
I read the book ...
"All fleeing the law and killing people left and right."
In Lucas' original novel (if that's not too flattering a description) of Star Wars, the introduction is in the Journal of the Whills and appended by Senator Leia Organa. It says
"They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes."
MMeier, I understand with what you say. Take a 20 year old farm boy, give him a gun and he'll happily shoot (what he perceives as) the bad guys, then blow up their space station home (presumably killing thousands of other bad guys) without showing a shred of guilt.
Strange morals they have in a galaxy, far far away.
"Considering that there hasn't been a star wars movie in 30 years (snort), I'm looking forward to the revival."
Claws in, kitten. Or Rancor monster, Wampa or whatever.
I'd like to say you were wrong but, sadly, you're not.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ...
... with Carrie Fisher as a nun.
Also, isn't she in one of the Scream franchise as a "down and out actress working in the props department" taking the mickey out of how fame does your head in?
Icon because Carrie Fisher still has IT :-)
"Weirdly I'd forgotten how good looking Carrie Fisher was back in the day"
I hadn't forgotten. Ever. I remember the real and only Star Wars (Episode IV) back when I was 9 and still think ... Wow!
Re: "Dangerous Ordnance"
A "phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range", perhaps?
Beer country @TeeCee
"ISTR a quote that said something like in order to be considered a country you needed your own beer and your own airline."
I've seen this quote attributed to Frank Zappa, which runs something like:
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." --Frank Zappa
I'll probably get flamed for this but ...
Will the Hitler's mob return and sue Lucasfilm for use of the term "stormtrooper" in Star Wars?
Oh, sorry. Disney have already bought Lucasfilm.
Re: Why are we paying for this research?
"that's funny, 39 certainly used to be prime. I wonder when it changed."
It changed just after they discovered the number 13, I believe.
Wasn't there a story like this last summer?
Oh ... here it is:
This garnered 286 comments, many of which I read first time round and many of which are similar to those on this thread.
Now I have to go. I have a cat to worship in an hour.
What if the governments had refused the takeover?
The article says:
"... is that Sun took a huge wonking write-off while the Oracle deal was pending, shedding nearly 6,000 workers and writing off the value of some acquisitions. This was done to gussy up Sun's books before the company was to be absorbed by Oracle, should the governments of the world approve the acquisition."
So what would have happened to Sun if the governments had refused the takeover? Would it have died (whether slowly or in a blaze of disgrace)? Or would it have emerged leaner and meaner, rebranded itself (as Moon Macrosystems) and thrown itself back into the fray?
I'm not a business analyst - just a sysadmin that built most of his career on Sun/Solaris - so I'm intrigued to know if a "new Sun" could have emerged from the ashes of the old.
PS: Where's the "inquiring minds want to know" icon?
Re: LOL - I remember when Brain made it to the BBc news...
It is possible for a human to get infected with a computer virus. This explains why I get royally sick of the sight of them on a Friday afternoon, just before pub o'clock!
Re: Not good enough
"For pity's sake. Given Neil Armstrong managed to see JFK through a sniper scope from the moon well enough to shoot him dead, I think we should be able to easily see Curiosity from Earth using a simple pair of binocular. Yet we can't. Explain that!!"
That must have been one heck of a shot! Not only over the 240,000 miles from Moon to Earth but also six years back in time. Truly, Armstrong was a hero!
He's of Irish descent
"You mean you killed a playmobil man in this ill-advised so-called experiment and didn't even have the decency to give him a NAME?"
"What looks black and void out there could be a giant dark matter planet or star."
The problem with space, your basic space colour, is, it's black. So how are you supposed to see it?
Re: Please get your facts right.
"5) The Mayans prophecy was the end of the 5th Sun, with a sun being a cycle of life on this planet. Many people see this change as being entering an age of enlightenment, the age of Aquarius, where people grow in their spirituality and get closer to the Source of life."
The end of the Fifth World and start of the Sixth. Of course, the team at FASA said it would happen on December 24th 2011, when the great dragon Ryumyo was seen over Mount Fuji.
Mine's the one with the Shadowrun RPG in the pocket.
Re: One for our German speakers
From Google Translate:
"Schatz Ich wollte deinen Tod zu sein so angenehm wie möglich"
Re: @ AC - Somewhat Off Topic
"According to the ghastly train-wreck which is Star Wars canon, ..."
Have you ever read any 40K novels?
Re: Keep It Simple?
"One day, they might adapt and build modular components that exchange data sensibly - then they can build, test and upgrade components in manageable chunks ... unless maybe those in charge get nice post-screwup jobs out of screwing up at enormous cost to us? Nah, that couldn't happen, surely..."
I wish you were right, James 100.I agree with you. But you speak far too much common sense, so the Government, the mandarins and the "consultants" who get the cheques signed will never hear a word you say.
Hence the Unhappy icon.
Re: Black Mesa ...
"Therefore the British combat spaceplane (codenamed X-Viper-Wing) and/or the governments fleet of laser equipped sharks are (pun intended) swimming in cash but undoubtedly years behind schedule ... Maybe."
Incorrect. The sharks are well funded and are simply awaiting immunity to fresh water. Then they will swim into your house and zap your donkey.
I up-voted sugarbear and Lee Dowling because they got there first and said all that's needed (I've been in the pub so no harm no foul on my behalf).
Beer icon because that's it!
Re: The stock market is a bad idea
"This is why I am never going to invest in the stock market. My money is better kept safe in my bank."
And your bank plays the stock market, gambles your money, and gives you interest on your savings if they roll box-cars.
Re: Lost her nest-egg?
"She is now looking to get 1.9 m (let's say 1.2 after legal fees and her lawyers cut) so over twice as much as she invested, ..."
I think this should read
"She is now looking to get 0.2 m (after legal fees and her lawyers cut of 1.7m) so over twice as much as she invested, ..."
Or am I being cynical?
Re: Chemists you ain't
"Esters form from carboxylic acids (including but not limited to acetic, butyric, formic etc.) and alcohols (or glycols)."
Should that not read
"Esters form from carboxylic acids (including but not limited to ethanoic, butanoic, methanoic etc.) and alcohols (or glycols)."
PS: I once had a very detailed discussion - in a pub, of course - that water should get the drinker twice as drunk as ethanol. After all, the difference between ethane (which just burns) and ethanol is a single OH group. The difference between water and ethanol is the C2H5 ethyle group. Essentially, water has two OH groups, instead of just one, so why doesn't it get you twice as drunk?
Beer icon, of course, because it was beer that led to the discussion in the first place!
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