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Paul Johnston
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What you talking about Willis!

Willis said that the maturity of the market in BYOD administration tools should solve any nagging problems – so it's up to IT managers to sort it out.

So people shell out loads of money to Gartner and the best they can say is it should be okay.

For the price they charge I'd want a cast iron guarantee it "WILL SOLVE ANY NAGGING PROBLEMS" apologies for shouting!

Paul Johnston

Brown Alert!

Someone has a sense of humour then!

Paul Johnston
Pint

Not a good day!

Can we have an icon showing a dram being raised?

I have a t-shirt with "Break Into Banks" on the back for the "A Song Of Stone" book, love wearing it when I go in to pay my credit card bill.

Paul Johnston

So?

"Fourthly, Oracle needs a storage array roadmap that responds to a gradual but growing migration of enterprise's stored data into the cloud, which will include some primary data, thus reducing the market for shared storage arrays. "

Wouldn't this beg the question what "the cloud" actually stores stuff on and get in on that market?

Paul Johnston

Re: Er?

Like your description of evidence about smoking being "highly contained"

More accurate might be that a famous statistician being paid by the tobacco industry and saying actually "lung cancer caused smoking" not the other way round.

Paul Johnston

Er?

Immigration and the environment did not make the top of the list in any country over the 17-year period;

Okay neither made the top but I dare say the former does seem to exercise a lot of people.

Why lump two concerns together which seem to have very little connection/correlation.

Also 60 years ago nobody was concerned about the effects of smoking, (no one really knew the dangers) does this mean it should still be ignored?

Paul Johnston
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I would love to have been at the meeting

Wonder what the meeting was like where it was decided to run with this communication.

Person 1: Er do you want to put your name to this?

Person 2: Not really, why don't you?

Person 1: Agreed lets bat this one upstairs !

Person 2: Do you think we can still get iPhones for work?

Person 1: Dunno!

Paul Johnston
Joke

Could be a fit up!

I think it was actually Barry Scott who did it!

Paul Johnston
WTF?

Re: Just America?

Sorry what is wrong with a biker jacket for a toddler?

Paul Johnston

Late!

Always seems a "damned if you, do damned if you don't" situation re the delaying a release.

I'd rather something was a couple of weeks late if it removes some of the "bleeding edge" issues.

However I do think having a release every 6 months is just silly

I just got:

Fedora 16 will reach end of life on 2013-02-12, and no further updates will be pushed out after that time. Additionally, with the recent release of Fedora 18, no new packages will be added to the Fedora 16 collection.

Which is great as I've just moved some machines from 16 to 17 earlier this year (bloody php 5.3.* to 5.4.* broke a couple of WordPresses).

Think Centos is the way for me.

Paul Johnston
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Re: Gas Fridge?

Cheers!

We used to have a gas fridge back in the 1970s, useful with the powercuts.

I was the one who had to crawl under the sink to relight the pilot if it ever went out!

As an aside I've never seen an advert with so many spelling mistakes coming from a UK company.

Paul Johnston

Gas Fridge?

Can you still get gas fridges?

Paul Johnston

Re: Well!

Hang on!

I added a list starting

Hungary 1956

Czechoslovakia 1968

Uganda 1978

Iran 1980

Afghanistan 1979

Cambodia 1978

India/Pakistan (various)

..

It wasn't aimed against the USA just it's not uncommon.

Seems my post got rather truncated!

Paul Johnston
Joke

Well!

Without defending the North Korean regime seems they haven't invaded another country for well over half a century, that's a lot longer than certain other countries!

Paul Johnston
Alien

K

Just looked at the page on Wikipedia for the K programming language, oh my giddy aunt!

Paul Johnston
Pint

Re: The internet's Cobol?

What's wrong with semi-colons?

Paul Johnston

How Much?

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Paul Johnston
Happy

Re: Terse?

In Chinese you have to decide between er and liang whereas we would just use two!

Paul Johnston

Terse?

" I was one of the fools who didn’t realise that English is the most terse of all major languages"

I'm learning Mandarin which makes English seem so flowery and over elaborate.

Paul Johnston
Joke

Re: Have I broken the law too?

I was more on about the results of Google Translate being rather mangled!

I used to write MT systems 10 years ago.

Paul Johnston
Alert

Have I broken the law too?

Below is a translation from Google Translate of a tweet from uriminzokkiri

Paddock's not the boss of corruption rimyeongbak weightlifting yamalro to fill my belly can not do this, paeryun main culprit is: http:// tinyurl.com/anmchw9

Seriously WTF

Paul Johnston
Pint

Okay but...

No "Edge of Darkness" (Bob Peck not Mel Gibson!)

Paul Johnston
Happy

Here we go again!

I left school at 16 and went to work for BP as a marine engineer!

1984 and we were all made redundant, every last one of our years intake.

As someone said it's not personal.

So goes to University gets a degree starts working in IT.

I'm 49 now and if my job goes and there is nothing in sight I will just have to look at something else.

Jobs for life went in the 1970's it's sad but it's a fact of life, just deal with it the best you can.

Paul Johnston
Joke

So

Creatures would do anything to avoid Ryan Air back in those days as well!

Paul Johnston

Re: Hmmm....

Not conclusive I know but the view from the balloon suggests a very flat country, no sign of mountains or singing nuns so probably Holland not Austria.

P.S. Austrian jumper, Austrian flag?

Paul Johnston

Pardon?

Todner said:

We hope that our elected government will uphold the promises they made whilst in opposition ...

That will be a first

Paul Johnston
Go

Re: Apples...

As long as it is only made from one material!

Deuteronomy 22:11

Paul Johnston
FAIL

Fish

Shouldn't they draw little fishes rather than crosses?

Bill Hicks we miss you!

Paul Johnston
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Just hope

Delays are inevitable with something like this but hope if there are several more he isn't tempted to push it just too far.

This will be great when it comes off and he lands safely!

Paul Johnston
Joke

Re: its become a bit fashionable to say 'Steve wouldn't let this happen...'

I agree Carol would let the side down a bit compared to the others!

Paul Johnston
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Re: Never heard of this nobody...

By this I take it you mean download it, print it and the then burn that.

Please do not burn any electronic device you download it to, that would be silly!

Paul Johnston
FAIL

Question

How many of the London Bombers were asylum seekers?

Paul Johnston
Unhappy

The difference between drones and more conventional strikes

From a "interest point of view" drones are more often targeted against important individuals such as the recent killing of Badruddin Haqqani. Whereas dropping a load of ordnance on a village in the mountains where no one famous gets killed could be part of the reason we don't get apps for that.

P.S. IMHO killing is killing and I feel far more sorry for the poor sod who gets killed whilst just trying to get on with their lives but that is the way the world seems to be, and always probably has been.

Paul Johnston
Happy

Re: Question is, what caused it.

You don't really get that much soot, i.e. solid particles from a marine diesel, when you see them "blowing the tubes" most of the crap comes from the solid particles from a boiler.

Paul Johnston

Re: Hittites

Hence Kurds are actually "Mountain Turks".

Paul Johnston
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Re: Not quite

Er Pictish?

Paul Johnston
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Great!

We can employ all the old "Kremlinologists" to see who is in and who is out by the relative position of the people in the photos.

Just wait until people start getting photoshopped out a-la Nikolai Yezhov!

Paul Johnston
Joke

Re: Sounds like my next gig!

Those CS lecturers never could spell!

Paul Johnston
Trollface

Re: Twitter ID

Please don't tell me you don't know how to get round IP address logging!

This is suppose to be a place where people who know about IT congregated

Paul Johnston
Happy

And in old news

So if you don't agree with the messenger the news can be ignored?

Very long URL I know but these are Official Russian voting figures

http://www.vybory.izbirkom.ru/region/region/izbirkom?action=show&root=1&tvd=100100028713304&vrn=100100028713299&region=0&global=1&sub_region=0&prver=0&pronetvd=null&vibid=100100028713304&type=233

Look at the first two rows of the last column.

Registered voters 320455

Votes cast 1619073

~64% of these votes went to guess who?

Paul Johnston
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Nice place

It's a nice place to be but surprisingly expensive. The language is not "THAT" difficult one you realize prepositions are thin on the ground and it uses cases. Those who have drunk in Tallinn will no doubt know Nimega and Nimeta, the bars with and without names respectively!

Paul Johnston
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Re: Btrfs?

Cheers makes sense!

Just wondering how it compares to say ZFS what with Oracle now "being involved" with two designs which seem to have quite a lot in common.

If you wanted to play with Btrfs would you be better looking at "Oracle Unbreakable Linux"?

Paul Johnston
Trollface

Btrfs?

Whilst having support for file systems is nice I do wonder how much "Demand" there is for Btrfs?

Curious how many people who run Fedora would actually plump for anything other than ext4?

Now ZFS and something like Dtrace would be interesting.

As to the problems people may have with it just now, you know why it's called the bleeding edge don't you?

Sent from

[root@localhost ~]# uname -r

3.3.7-1.fc16.x86_64

Paul Johnston
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"OUR" Markets?

"they undermine the integrity of our markets "

Says it all really doesn't it!

Paul Johnston

Re: Patrick Moore

We all sometimes have the wrong word come out.

Just most of us are not being recorded or played on air.

Paul Johnston
Megaphone

Sport and Statistics

Rant!

Will someone please take out all the bl**dy statisticians from sport and have them shot!

Who really cares if X got Y % of first server in whereas A got B % with a SD of J????

Rant Over!

Paul Johnston

Re: hmm

It's sold in lower volumes because it costs more .

Paul Johnston

Beware !

If you study "unusual languages" which suggest problems with a Universal Grammar you may get kicked out for being a racist!

http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2012/03/28/poisonous-dispute/

Paul Johnston

Bright young man!

"after graduating with a first in mathematics in 1996 aged 17"

Very sad the way his name has been dragged through the mud!

Paul Johnston
Unhappy

Oh No!

Where is the Flying Scotsman with realistic chuffing sound?

My son is going to be distraught!

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