1891 posts • joined 4 May 2008
Re: Darwinian thoughts
In the tube stations they could do what some of the French underground does, full length, full height plastic barriers. The barriers have doors which open only when the train is at a standstill and close before the train moves of... It avoids all of those meat-bag accidents....
Here is an example of a barriere
The stupid will eventually remove themselves and hopefully without any collateral damage..
Wouldn't it actually be better for the species as a whole to allow these people to continue using there devices whilst walking, or sleeping , or bathing or whatever it is that they are doing.
As long as they only risk killing themselves, then I am fine with the idea.
Synthetic Touchy Feely - No thanks
I miss the days when social networking involved going down the pub to have a pint and simply chatting with whoever was there. Why does "social" have to involve gadgets...
I met up with my brother this weekend through a familly gathering, he is a farcebook user and he explanied to me how one of our cousins is extremely chatty with him on FB. The cousion keeps him up to date with all the family trivia etc....
Funnily enough when they met, face to face, in that same social event this weekend they didn't have a single thing to say to each other....
If it has to be tactile then shaking hands is fine, if it has to be written then handwritten letters are fine, if it has to be said then talking face to face is fine...
El Reg is the exception though as it is not really Social Networking, it's just the Reg.
If they are only interested in certain people, 5 Billion signals still represents a hell of a lot of people, even at a 1000 signals pers person that still represents 5 Million people per day.
Totalitarianism is here and it's probably here to stay....
Back to the basics
So men were designed to be the hunters and women to me the mothers... I think that nature has known this for a long time already.
There is nothing intentionally derogatory about the above remark, so please abstain from the usual PC diatribe.
Of course there are exceptions, but they are after all just that, exceptions.
They got the wrong guys
When I first read the title, my immediate thoughts went to HP and Canon, the greatest scam artists ever....
No TIFKAM bosses please
As long as the future CEO agrees to take away that , or at least give us a choice, damned TIFKAM interface he would get my vote ( If I had one that is).
If they can detect it, then it won't take them too long before they manage to commercialise a "solution". By announcing something like this they are preparing ground for future product development.
>But the security company warns that ARM and MIPS flavours of the Linux worm may be available,
What does that mean "may" be availabe ? There "might" also be a new supervirus capable of destroying mankind. There "may" also be no need to purchase anything from Symantec.
>so why are bitcoins so hard to grasp?
Because there is nothing tangible.
Re: "Fundamental questions remain about what a virtual currency actually is"
If you want to send me some of your Gold Soveriegns, Krugerands, a kilo of the finest Columbian marching powder , I will be happy to recieve them from you. There is not a lot virtual about them.
Re: I need a break from the Reg...
I fell into the same trap....
Then I suppose that M I4 NGE, is not available either
Not so obvious
I learned to speak Hebrew many years ago, it was far easier than trying to understand some of these plates
I still can't see what the following are TR14 DDS, LU63 FER ( Lucifer ?)
and what's wrong with SK14 NKY ( Skanky, I presume)
And this takes a fair bit of imagination SP14 STK.....( Spastic ?)
The only one that was remotely intelligent was HU63 NOB .... As it used both of the numbers, whereas the others only used one, or required the fusion of the the two....
Someone at DVLA has a very OR16 NAL job...
Agreed, this is a very American publicity method; knock down your client's product rather than presenting your own. It always make me wonder what they are hiding….
Re: Support when things go wrong.
Yep. there is a learning curve which I feel is necassary before heading out into the deeper waters. I mentioned hanging about for a week but usually it is much longer. Some of the XDA threads easilly run into hundreds of replies/posts amongst which you have to try and filter out the fluff and hopefully manage to find the hidden gems.
If modding was so easy and without problems then XDAs forums would be empty, but they are not....
( There might be other forums but I always stuck with XDA, there are some very talented devs over there)
Support when things go wrong.
I have been a follower of Cyanogen and XDA Devs for a few years, I am(was) also a programmer ( from assembler to VBA), I also have about 20 years experience in the PC/IT industry world.
I have also modded numerous phones... from CM and various other flavors.
BUT, there are times when even I am a little confused about what to do when things go wrong.... OK I know how to use forums and ask questions but it can sometime take a while to know who to trust. There are a lot of newbies on the forums with a lot of "newbie" advice..... dangerous.... I usually hang about the forums for a week or so before beginning any knew modding in order to pick up on whats good, bad and ugly.
I am not sure why but I get the feeling that releasing this kind of tool to the general public ( there are a lot of numpties out there) is not such a great idea. As long as everything goes OK, why not, but when the shit hits the fan, and it will, there will be several very angry people thinking these b****rds have ruined my phone. ( yes they will be wrong but they don't know that).
Most of the mods are non-destructive but that won't stop a lot of people panicking and no-one will be around to help them...
I am not ranting or complaining about CM or modding in general, I've used/followed them far too long for that, I am just imagining the scenarios that will undoubetdly unfold.
No NSA please
If there are no NSA, Google, UserData being sent to third parties hidden procedures then I want one.
If it is a good phone, can do maps and the web then that's enough for me. Looking forward to seeing the evolution, thumbs up for the guys taking on this venture. I wish them success.
Alternative solution - Much cheaper
How about the Americans stop snooping in the first place... there solved.
When you have muppets like Cameron et al that are happy to share our data with the Yanks then there is no point in suing anyone. The yank lawyer would just turn round and say that they had permission form GCHQ or other European agency anyway.......
Sounds more like a lawyers wet dream than anyhing even remotely serious.
Re: It's all about the money
Don't Apple don't supply a charging cable when you buy an Iphone ?
Did this rumour come from Assanage himself, news about him has been a little quiet of late ? Snowden has taken front place is stealing all the limelight.
Broken Disk - Free Game, but don't swear about it
That's very nice of them, do they also supply some Uppers for the heartbreak....
Re: Fake Product Key ?
The windows logo is replaced by a little penguin......
Fake Product Key ?
What is a "Fake Product Key" ?
Are they products keys that work but were not generated by a Microsoft Algorithm, if so that is very interesting, or are they genuinely fake in that they don't work at all ?
Re: No thanks
Kitkat is actually English, originally made by Rowntrees. There are Merican versions but they should never be considered as containing any "chocolate".
Why don't I get the scantilly clad women, I've got lara Croft, Tom Baker, a latex clad lady and Wolfie Smith... and some other stuff
Re: "This is where Google is going too far"
I can't believe it, after all that El Reg fires out this article Schmidt: Social networking will FREE THE PEOPLE of China.
Maybe I wasn't too far from the truth after all.....
Re: "This is where Google is going too far"
I have confused the name Smith with Schmidt. I read the article as though it was Eric Schmidt that was making the suggestions.
Google and Politics. Hurts my eyes
This is where Google is going too far, they are now actively playing the altruistic political rhetoric card.
>“They have sometimes made Google services like Gmail excruciatingly difficult to use,” he wrote. “But given how essential Google’s services are to so many individuals and businesses, blocking the company entirely would have immediate and disastrous economic consequences.”
1st: Google is not essential to anyone or anything. They are a service that can be used or not.... Obligation = Zero..
2nd: Disastrous economic consequences - For whom - Google...... The money will simply be ingested by someone or some other business ( hopefully a meriting business)
3rd: If the Chinese govt decide to put up a firewall then that is a Chinese govt problem not a google problem. By making "blocked" sites available then google are effectively breaking Chinese law and should be punished accordingly. When in Rome....
Eric Schmidt has become the ultimate "CockWomble". (Whoever came up with that word deserves a pint).
Why is it that when people reach a certain level of wealth they suddenly feel the need to become saviours of humanity. Gates, Bono, Schmidt, Joly..... Smells like cheap publicity.
If they want to be altruistic, give the money and do the work anonymously.......without the publicity.....
Monday was Ok , I have Tuesday morning blues
Re: Supermodel ?
Since when was Android free ? Next you wil be telling us that Google is also free..
Think about what you are saying first....
>I rarely downvote posts, but I made an exception for the nasty implication that the only way a woman can obtain money is by sleeping with a rich man.
There was absolutely nothing intentionally sexist in my remark and nothing was implied, that is merely your choice of interpretation. I was referring more to the fact that it is difficult to understand how anyone managed to obtain 200K for such a product without there being some form of "pot de vin".
Would you have given this woman 200K for this project based solely on the idea?
Re: Yes, I am available for consulting jobs
@DAM - Assure me, you're not going to invest your life saving into this little capital venture.....
I wish to here more donkeys "naysaying"....
I wish to hear the Pope, pontificating....
I wish the egosit were more altruistic.
I wish Ayn Rand wrote easier books to understand.
I wish that Segue-ing would lead me somewhere.....
I wish that ex-pats were more Nationalistic.
I wish that the anti-social become more Social.
I wish that Communism didn't mean losing my comforts.
Et voila, I could become a member of Impossible..
Supermodel - NOT. More like a red-headed version of ET.
Website Good Idea- NOT - Who did she sleep with in order to "obtain" £200 000 for that ? Can we safely presume that she is merely the name behind the project.. If so then there is the first fail, I had to look up Google to even know who she was. If they said the idea had been Jimbos then I would have simply laughed about it being a silly idea.
People sharing things for free, I doubt it. Most altruistic ideads end up dead in the water or surrounded by scam artists.
Should we presume that Amazon will pay "Fuck All" in tax then...
Lol, I hated those damned Lemons, my brother does too, I used to squirt him with them... ( stings the eyes)
I just learned what a "vine" is ... ( No, I do not belong to the Twiterrati)...
Some of those animated gifs are actually quite well done ( just dont make them appear on my webpages).....
1 : I hope this doesn't mean the return of animated Gifs.....
2 : <quote>The headline alliterates if you pronounce GIF as its makers intended: with a soft J for jelly sound, not a hard G for golf
Were French people involved in the decision to make it into the soft J rather than the hard G.
Re: One point that is often conveniently forgotten ...
Cliff, I understand your point of view, but as an ex smoker I feel that allowing people to smoke them in the office is akin to holding company meetings in a bar when you know that half the staff were once alcoholics.......
I have given up for a few years so they dont bother me too much but anyone that is trying to give up will constantly see someone holding a cigarette and that can become a real problem ( OK, I know that they are not real cigarettes but you know what I mean)
Personally I feel that everyone should be encouraged to give up smoking and that cigarettes should be completely forbidden. Removing cigarettes from Society will do nothing worse than making Philip Morris less rich.... ( The ex-smopers money will always be spent, just on different things)
If nothing else the word "concupiscent" was definitely worth reading the article for....
Re: "Prince Albert"
Ooops mixed up me Princes.....
Maybe that should be Prince Edward Road...
Who has any datacenters in either of these countries ? Google, NSA, GCHQ, The Chinese, Al Qeada ?
Someone is in control of the routeurs through which this data is being read/siphoned/spied upon...., who ?
Re: Hey EU, are you listening?
The one and only time that I will suggest an Oracle solution
Oracle VirtualBox ( icons instead of buttons and it works )
Intel - Smintel
Intel have been the 5000lb Gorilla for such a long time that it can only be healthy for the market in general that they lose some of their position.
Intel were/are worse the MS for imposing their manner of doing things......They have been far to dominating..
MS are also feeling the same pinch, good , it was long overdue.
Intel and MS both have some excellent products but they are both in dire need of eating some more humble pie.
Google and Apple also need to take into account the same scenario because it appears that they are heading down the same path.
Re: A much cheaper method
I agree that Sodomy won't stop STD's but it will slow down an ever increasing population that no one can take care of. Which I presumed was the major reason for the condoms.
I don't believe for a moment that anyone will manage to make those people use the condoms anyway.
Re: video adverts
Only 5, please for the sake of sanity publish them.
Choices choices choices
I don't know which of the two I dislike the most. Probably Dotcom because he chooses to behave that way.
Cyrus is merely a puppet, albeit a very rich one.
As for the Xbox, I have either become too old or I have seen too many of the same games for far too long.....
Yes, that represents about 99% of the web but they are looking for the other 1%.... Unfortunately they have to monitor 100% in order to achieve their goal.
>Just give people self driving cars already
Couldn't agree more, I can't think of anything more chronophagous than having to drive. Removing the human element from the equation would definately improve the situation on a whole.. Think aircraft here, something like 99% of accidents are meat-bag related.
Faceslaps all round
Will they also give a quick round of faceslaps to all if those that are stupid enough to click on the damned links...
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