1851 posts • joined 4 May 2008
Re: Sir, You Are Being Hunted
Never heard of this either, it reminds me a little of Alone in the Dark...
Tweedpunk Stealth ( quite original if I say say old chap)...
Re: Why Zombies
Watch Dogs looks promising, it even has an IT theme. If the game really is as good as the video then it will become a must play... Hopefully there won't be too much travelling/driving about which tends to get really tedious.
Assassins Creed was just far too boring.. Eternally repeating the same missions, shame because some of the places were superb.
If there is one thing detestable in games, it is Zombies. I honestly can't think of anything less appealing that shooting something that is already dead ( well half-dead). The Zombies don't have guns, don't shoot back and are generally unintelligent.... They play the role of mere cannon fodder.
Or are they used solely on the premise that the games companies are "relieved" from the responsability that "Shooting games result in real world scenario shootings" ? Sorry guys but Zombies look a helluva lot like people to me.... ( just not very healthy ones)
How about a game where the targets are the silly law makers, the corrupt politicians and the thieving bankers. No, I am not putting all law makers, politicians and bankers into the same cart, just the bad ones....
Re: "Data are anonymised ..."
(or even the British)
or the Americans, Canadians and Australians.
Purchasing - No thanks
I didn't fully understand from the article how exactly they will make money. Ok, there will be an app store but what will that AppStore sell that will interest the existing userbase - ( I already pay the vendors for their hardware, I don't want to have to pay them for their apps as well) and I can only hope and pray that it won't sell the SpiceWorks Core App....
SpiceWorks has been free for as long as I can remember and is indeed and excellent tool but should it become "Non-Free" ..........it will probably end up going down the same road as WinRar and Winzip.....
I must admit to not being to happy about this announcement but such is the way of all things Web.......
Re: "I’ve been offered as much as $50,000 for it."
Because the greedy bugger was holding out for someone to offer him 1 Beeeeellion dollars.
Yes, like having a big bag of cherries and removing all the good ones until all that is left is the rotten, worm eaten, acrid tasting blob of mush that no-one wants.
A lot of existing CEOs in other multinationals must have a pretty negative idea of where Microsoft is going and therefore don't want to be associated.... it would be like jumping on a burning wagon...
Re: Keep on popping those NSA piggies
Lol, I had never heard of Godwin's law until mentioned above, OK I will put on my numpty hat and go sit in the corner of the barrel.
I never make any comments regarding Nazis, now that I have I fell straight into the well... We learn something new every day.. That's memetics for ya.
Re: Keep on popping those NSA piggies
Stasi works too.
Re: Keep on popping those NSA piggies
Strange the similarity between the letters NSA and NAZI....
<Quote>However, that doesn't necessary apply to partners.</quote>
This is the phrase that says it all........
Couldn't agree more about the comfort of DMs. To this day I still buy shoes with a wide fit because that's what DMs provided me with at the time.
I still remember the day I unboxed my first pair of boots, the smell, lacing them up and walking round the block, the dogs bollocks in all glory.......
I was in Edinburgh recently and saw a Dr Martens shops on Princess Street, popped in for nostalgias sake and was stunned by the "cheap" feel of what they are producing now.
I did some Googling on the subject later only to find out that almost all are now made in China or Thailand. Apparently some are still made int he UK but are difficult to find.
Cut his hair a bit shorter and we would have the first skinhead Doctor....
On the whole looks quite cool though, it's clean and dynamic.
The thorn in the foot
The problem with recent BBs are that they now require BES10, Blackberry ( RIM or whatever they are now called) needs to make the phones at least semi-compatible with existing BES servers. Then the corporate buyers would at least accept to include them as possible candidates....
Updating to BES 10 is probably not a major requirement for many of the corporates at the moment.
The phones ready but the essentials are not mainstream.......not an easy position...
Is this another way of saying that there are only 250 "potential" world terrorists that use an iPhone ?
Please, please, please do not use ANY of the code form the Lotus Notes/Domino code base.
And no, having people's faces on the main page is not a good idea, that is merely pandering to the Facebook crowd ( and we already that they are on their way to extinction)...
Re: Allô ?
The following text has been shamelessly copied from the officiel website. It states the primary mission of the Academy.
La mission confiée à l’Académie est claire : « La principale fonction de l’Académie sera de travailler, avec tout le soin et toute la diligence possibles, à donner des règles certaines à notre langue et à la rendre pure, éloquente et capable de traiter les arts et les sciences. » (Article 24 des statuts.)
Cette mission doit se traduire par la rédaction de quatre ouvrages : un dictionnaire, une grammaire, une rhétorique et une poétique ; seul le Dictionnaire sera réalisé par l’Académie. Les autres points du programme seront remplis en dehors d’elle, par des ouvrages qui, à leur manière, feront autorité.
Badly translated by me as follows:
The mission entrusted to the Academy is clear : The principal function of the Academy will be to labour,
with care and with all possibile diligence, to provide the necassary rules for our language
in order keep it pure, eloquant and capable of handling the arts and sciences.
This mission should be interpreted by the editing of four works: a dictionnary, grammar, rhetoric and poetic licence; only the dictionnary shall be created by the Academy. The others will be fulfilled externally to the Acadamy, of which these works, in their own manner, will become authorative.
Re: Allô ?
Phil, yes you are correct, I used the quotes in order to highlight the usage of the Anglisicms.
Re: Sad Times For the Grenoblois
Agreed, it is difficult to imagine but there are definately "ghetto neighbourhoods" even in the French Alpes.
In the following link, even if don't understand French, you can see the housing scheme known as "La Villeneuve" which is proximity Echirolles, it has become a place of residence for those on a very low income even though intially it was designed for people from all social classes.
Re: Allô ?
Even though "revendeur" would be the correct literary translation, it would be more common to hear people actually use the word "dealer".
Example : Il achete un peu de "shit" chez son "dealer".
Les anglisicms are rife in France et meme s'il faut pas mixer words from different languages, des fois, it is difficult not to.
Sounds about right
Facebook is really no different to Myspace, Yahoo, Compuserve etc they belong to group of non essential things that make up the Interwebs....
500 people sharing 50Mb/s, mmmmmmmmmmm, as he deftly double clicks his favourite torrent client...which has a plethitude of HD Blue Ray rips queued up.
New options available
In flight porn on a transat flight, just be carefull who is sitting next to you......
PS : Please ensure that Skype et al are filtered out of the traffic...... No talking during porn sessions if you please..
Re: wait and see
Wake up man, didn't you now that Copyright Infringement and Terrorism are on the same level on the scale of terrible things to do.....
Well at least he RIAA, MPAA et al seem to think so
Re: Court Orders.
I wonder if they will also block Google.....
If I want to find pirated stuff the first thing I do is a "Google" search as this is usually quite sufficient in order to find the "pirated" material.
Like many other I also use youtube for watching copyrighted films, ie Full Movies, will they also block youtube ( there are more any more images of Womens Breasts, oooooohhhhhh, on youtube, again they must be blocked for all this evil doing).
$4 Million slithers down into the underworld
Oh well I guess I won't be getting that invitation to cruise on her NOT soon to be new yacht..... Saves me from having to buy the Champagne....
Strange I don't rememer my bonus as having been in the 7 digit region.....
Leather gloves required
If you tug on the said whisker, does a supersonic paw fly out and use it's razor sharp claws on the back of your hand in order to remind you never to pull it's whiskers ?
My cat just gives me a look that says that that is what is going to happen should I even think about doing something even remotely as silly.
Nope, they should be thanking us, otherwise their writings would be just relegated to the level of spacedust within the time continuum.
Re: Will it blend?
I thought that the El Reg readership was mainly made up from spineless, gutless IT geeks..... Those intestines would not stretch very far.....
( Of course, I myself am not included in aformentioned stereotyping........)
Giving a very high end DSLR to a monkey will not produce quality composition.
Giving a 4K video cam to a monkey will still not produce quality composition.
Giving a pencil to a monkey will definately not produce quality composition. ( Hypothetically they can write Shakespearean tradegies but that's only hypothetical).
I agree that there is a "very" limited niche market who could actually put these to good use but that is and will always remain a very niche market.
There is no real mass market appeal in these cams at all, they are just the next marketing gimmick.
Within the question Do I want "Available Internet Bandwidth or Higher quality cat Videos " ?, I know which I prefer because we all know how these cams will end up being used....when the price drops to proloteriat levels.
I always like to imagine the universe as a torus who's centre is very small and who's outside edges are very very distant. Things evolve/revolve along it's various axes permanently, thereby giving the universe a cyclic nature.
What's here today is gone tommorrow but back again the day after ( on a universal scale that is).
Re: Ted talks
"Picking at the rotting carcases left behind by IT"
it doesn't really have the same ring to it but it's probably quite reflective.
Extract from one of the Ted Talks
"As natural garbage collectors, vultures are vital to our ecosystem -- so why all the bad press? Why are so many in danger of extinction? Raptor biologist Munir Virani says we need to pay more attention to these unique and misunderstood creatures, to change our perception and save the vultures. "
El Reg - Bad Press - never.........
Re: coffee straw???
The idea of drinking "hot" coffee through a straw sounds absolutely painfull...
Re: Drama queens
Definate thumbs up for the three wolves, I didn't know that Amazon allowed for comments like that, put a smile on my Monday morning blues face....
Must hold back temptation to buy three howling wolves tshirt.........
Proof at last
This must Shirley be considered as absolute, undeniable and Darwinian proof that social networking is bad for your health.
Beware, beware the Ides of march.
Any man that starts a new position with such a statement deserves nothing more than canned laughter rather than applause.
Canned statements = give me money and give me it now......( Then I will calmely fade into non existence)
Return to the 70s
That looks an awful lot like a moon buggy, I had a toy one as a kid. With the plans I can now build my own, who knows, today my back yard, tommorrow the moon.......
(Cmon a man has to dream as well you know)
Purring panty purloining pussy pilleged peoples pedes protectors
Is that like revenge porn for Alcoholics ?
Re: re: Khaptain
The Smart ones probably wrote it.
It's normal that one would get funny looks -
By the very definition of "smart" ( intelligence, acumen), smart people don't need a bible.
The inside story
Mein Kampf is an insight into who the man was, whether he was a devil or an angel is irrelevant, it is, and should remain an important part of history. ( Those who ignore the past are more likely to repeat it)
The question that should arise is "WHY" an increasing amount of people become interested.
Also, I think it would be a worse thing if there was no longer any interest in this kind of literature.
>1366 x 768
>Yes, here at Vulture Central we're very much aware that many of you will have decided not to read further than that last sentence
Yup, you got that right. Whats the point, YouTube at 144p
I go through phases of drinking gallons of the stuff per day and others where I drink almost none.
Result : my memory is still a shambles whether I drink coffee or not.
I wonder who the sponsor behind this message really was ?
Re: Credibility = none
You do know what the concept of "product placement" means ?
Credibility = none
MS's strongpoint was the desktop.
Nokia's strongpoint was the Cellphone.
The public at large, don't care about either anymore, so MS + Nokia have nothing really left to offer in this market. Neither of them offer any "streetcred" which is what people want/need ( Yes, it's pathetic but that is the result of endless years of adverstising).
MS + Nokia + Smartphone market = A drowning horse flailing about in a sea of modicum...
Re: The UK should sign up now
Two songs come to mind, both by Bob Dylan
1 : Maggie's Farm
2 : Hard rains gonna fall.
Re: Thumbs up!
Culbuter in French has several meaning.
The slang version, which is quite common, means to "have sex, f**k, etc". Quite appropropriate given the shape of the "toy".
Mother of all invention.
A few of these for the TPB guys , they must be working their asses of at this moment in time----->>>>>>
- iPad? More like iFAD: Now we know why Apple ran off to IBM
- +Analysis Microsoft: We're building ONE TRUE WINDOWS to rule us all
- Climate: 'An excuse for tax hikes', scientists 'don't know what they're talking about'
- Analysis Nadella: Apps must run on ALL WINDOWS – on PCs, slabs and mobes
- Major problems beset UK ISP filth filters: But it's OK, nobody uses them