1699 posts • joined 4 May 2008
Re: More training needed?
This is exactly the state that the Governments want the people to be in - a constant state of fear....
The bible bashers did it for long enough and it seemed to work for them.
Re: a token offering meant to be ugly?
I just received a XPS11 this morning, lovely little machine, the touch screen makes W8 usable BUT the price is nowhere near the £300, more like 5 times that price.
The machines in this article should not be confused with the XPS laptops which are in a different ballpark.
Can someone please define privacy before getting involved in a debate.
Is it the right to remain anonymous whilst doing something legal.
Is it the right to remain anonymous whilst doing something illegal.
The NSA, GCHQ are doing what they have always done, it just seems that now most people actually hand them their details on a plate. You want Facebook et al to remain free, Ok no problem but there is a price to pay.
The internet does not force you to do anything that you don't want to do. If you want privacy; don't do anything in public. The internet is after all very much a public affair..
This is a debate that could go on for ever but at the end of the day each person is responsable for his own acts.
Re: I don't get it
Macbooks look great but they are expensive, most consumers don't understand RAM, SSD, GHz, Pixels etc all they understand is the end price. Either they can afford it or they can't. There really is not a lot more to understand.
The fanbois can argue until they are blue in the face about "intrinsic value" but they don't foot the bill for Joe Punter.
Macbooks don't offer anything of value to the average punter......Proof of the pudding lies in the fact that they will buy iPhones and Tablets ( Samsung or Apple), within which they will find all that they truly require, media consumption and facebook....
It's not easy to find the correct adjectives to describe Linus without sounding rude.
We might not yet get to know about the bears but now we will get to see the tribal people shitting in the desert/savana.
Re: Embrace and extend?
CM is not a threat, why, because it relies on Google's code. CM does not write everything from scratch, they "extend" existing code.
If anything CM actually helps Google by showing what can be improved, modded to a better level or optimised.
CM is not perfect but it is good.
They only downside that I now see though is that they will no longer have to fight like hungry men in order to survive, I am worried that they will start behaving like round bellied managers. Only the future can tell.
Re: If this is going to be regulated...
Alternatively, use the Israeli method, a little bit of strategic C4 + remote detonation.... Garaunteed that the thief will never steal another anything....
Re: Serious Question
Mea culpa, I read the article too quickly. What I dont understand is how the malware gets there in the first place ( hence the bad presumption of clicking a link within an email - quite typically it's thru email )
In fact I just realised the article doesn't mention at all how the malware gets to its target.
Who in this day and age still for those kinds of emails ? I have a slight suspicion that traders are generally not quite so dumb.
Re: Nothing beats a physical shutter
For the Apple owners we could suggest some Tippex ( white-out)
At 9pm it is vital that your children are sent to their bedrooms. The TV programs at that hour are no longer appropriate, your children can find far better porn on the web on their PCs/Tablets/Phones etc..
Good news because then you can't be an alcoholic.
Not so crazy
If I had to wake up every morning, try to save the world, risk getting my balls slapped with a heavy knotted rope, suffer jet lag permanently, endlessly watch my favorite lovely lady getting fed to the lions etc I would probably be on drugs, slightly alcoholic and probably have a very bad attitude..
James Bond actually fares quite well considering the odds.
The yanks got men that wear capes and spandex, we were lucky and got James Bond.....
Long live Bond, James Bond
There will come a time when all software is free, in between the adverts and the subliminal messages you will actually manage to do something with the software although it won't actually have any relevance other than to display the next advert.
Or is that already Facebooks model.......
Rise and fall
If these guys declare revenue, then I presume that they will have to pay taxes, what happens should they make a declaration when bitcoin is worth $4000, receive their tax bill, then bitcoin drops down to £200 dollars just before they make their payment?
Due to the volatile nature of Bitcoins, I would consider it an extremely risky means by which to get paid or make any kind os declaration.
Would it not be safer to wait until some stability can be ensured ?
Like the Stock market some people will make money with bitcoins but the majority will end up losing.
If it's in the cloud, I don't see how's it possible to retain any form of garauntee.
A cracker requires time before he cracks your code.
Give a safecracker time and he will enter your safe.
The cloud is the element of "time" that is required for the <insert agency/pirate here> to be successfull in pwning your data.
First decision - Split the company
Microsoft has reached it's critical mass, the company should be split into independant entities, each entity with it's own CEO.
Entities : Server and business tools + cloudy stuff, Home platforms + Phones , Applications ( Office ), Gaming and Hardware.
Each entity should remain independant but remain within a commonly shared objective.
I would suggest that One (Wo)Man to Rule them All is no longer valid, the risk for not doing so: implosion..
Re: Do you send tweets?
I would suggest neither. I was always under the impression that you simply "tweet".
John tweeted Sally.
Sally re-tweeted John's tweet to Jane.
Jane got upset at the tweet and decided to tweet John directly.
[All sounds just a bit cuckoo really]
Re: What about Tim Cook
Have a look at the little icon on the right hand side, there might have been a little bit of tongue in cheek involved.....
What about Tim Cook
Tim Cook was even worse, he tried to "emulate" steve by wearing the jeans and the turtlenecks.... Steve was bad enough with his haircuts etc but it is even worse that someone would want to copy the whole look.
Windows/DOS = Variation of *nix with nicer desktop ( debateable with TIKAM).
MacOs = Variation of *nix with nicer desktop.
Android = Variation of *nix with nicer desktop.
Digital/Dec Vax = A true outsider.
Therefore MacOs, Android and Windows are step brothers/sisters.
We have been on this earth for approx 200 000 years, there was no internet during that time ( minus the last 20 odd years) and yet we managed.....
If you or your children need the internet to learn about sex then your/their problems are far bigger than "learning about sex from the internet".
If they block all of the pricks, cunts and twats from the web won't that also block Downing street and the houses of parliament..
Re: Resolve afghanistan war
There's a little bit of Blott hiding in there somewhere.
Resolve afghanistan war
Send these guys to Afghanistan immediately, if nothing else the Taliban and the soldiers would have a good laugh and maybe put an end to that stupid war.
Would need to swap the bacon for something else though...
Great project, works well , done with humor. Well done guys you have managed to tick off all the correct boxes.
Should we therefore presume that Nelly has now been bought out by big business.
You will now get cheaper roaming charges at the expense of your private data.
Nelly had her own hidden agenda that is now coming to the surface....
Does this mean that the music industry et al will begin publishing massive increases in their sales figures, somehow I think not.
Rather than spending time and effort chasing the TPB, why not simply start producing quality music....instead of the plastic cheese attempts that we hear today...
The mightiest of the seven sins
Greed - it'll get them every time..
( Danté quoted Pride as being the worst sin, personally I would suggest Greed at least for 1st world countries.)
Re: Pretty much my thoughts too
Re: The Black Swan Theory
I consider the Black Swan as being the unforseen and pathetic handling of the event by NESTA. NESTA appears to have had excellent goals and ideas and also to have been an ideal path to choose. Unfortunately for Fentem is didn't work out that way.
If Fentem has known in advance about how his case was going to be handled he would have probably attempted to achieve his funding from another source.
The Black Swan Theory
This article is actually guite a good example of how Nissam Taleb's Black Swan theory is actually appropriate within contemporary societey. In this context we have the Black Swan personified by the quangos....
Success, as he wrote elsewhere in his book, has very little to do with actual logic, technical marvel or genuis level strategies it has far more to do with "pure chance" than anything else.
PS :Thumbs up for the article, it is an interesting insight into what goes on behind the scenes of what should/could produce some interesting ideas/technology.
Re: Obvious question
Upon reading that webpage it appears that they do not know how to tackle the problem !
The concrete goals of the air pollution control plan are not clear, though Zhang Gong, deputy mayor of Beijing, has previously said that the central government requires his city to cut levels of PM2.5 (particulate matter up to 2.5µm in diameter) by 25% by 2017, compared with 2012.
‘While it is very necessary to increase efforts, more research should be done to support policies. Up until now, we still do not know exactly which factors are causing smog in Beijing,’ Ye tells Chemistry World.
What are they doing about the root cause oif the problem, the Smog?
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft.
The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million.
The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.
They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect.
After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study.
The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies.
So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete.
They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead
[Joke hopelessly ripped from here]
Re: Who would want to ask for a 'Small'?
Aren't condoms sold in relation to the countries statistics.
ie : An Asian "Large" condom would be the equivalant of a very small Scottish condom. ( We wear Kilts for a reason, lol)
And just what do you think that your girlfriend or wife is actually thinking about whilst you are "nuptualising"....
Re: Former prez George W Bush took the time to pose for a shot with U2 frontman Bono
Laurel and Hardy used to make people laugh, whereas this pair of arseholes just want to make us cry.
Re: "as fruitfull as shoveling snow around the north pole."
"I spent the majority of my time clearing snow from around the doors and external equipment to prevent us from freezing to death."
You've just made my day, beers all round...
Re: Agile hosting always wins
Resulting in huge amounts of taxpayers money being thrown into the wind.
Fighting piracy by these means is about as fruitfull as shoveling snow around the north pole.
On a more positive note, the fat cats at the top of these Acronym ridden agencies continue to earn small fortunes..... regardless of the outcome the boys at the top retain their jobs.
When you read the procedure it does not seem very possible to "accidently" enable this option especially step 5.
I can't blame MS for this one...
My car also has a semi-hidden menu that I learned about from a web forum BUT I choose to read up on the items before changing any of them. Blindly following theses kinds of procedures is often a recipe for disaster.
Money money money ( Abba in the background)
Isn't it strange how quickly friends become enemies when money is involved.
Question : how does he know about the technical details if he wasn't part of the original team ? Was he genuinley part of the team or did he "manage to obtain a copy of the details".
Where is PETA when you need them....
Puppy Eradication Troubles Arseholes
Re: I just tried the course
I would suggest that what is most important is not one's capacity to code but one's capacity to reason logically. Anyone can learn to code, reasoning logically is another matter.
As an analogy, when I learned to speak French, I did not become Moliere or Hugo.
You can get one of the best paying jobs in the world.
That definately wouldn't be on par with what the coders in my company earn then.....
Re: A little information...
But off-shore workers produce some quirky software that didn't quite meet the specifications and asking them to make the relevant changes is like trying to skin a live whale with a plastic tortoise.
Said manager then leaves company or worse gets promoted according to the Peter Principal .
Re: will the plea for clemency fall on deaf ears?
I can hear the bullets being inserted into the magazine already.....click, click, click.
Will the first accused please
face the firing squad enter the accused box and swear at on the bible.
Re: If it walks like a duck...
Lawyers and anyone even remotely connected to Finance.
Re: Emptyness is always empty
Ok, that seems a bit more logical. I initially understood it aas simply being Apple studying the habits of their customers within the premises.
>instead of wandering around for 10 minutes then giving up, wandering another few minutes finding someone who can help and finding it is one aisle over from the first place you looked.
Agreed it really is a pain in the arse in the larger stores trying to find some specific items..
Let's see what happens when someone brings out a Synthetic Polymer printer. A la Glock.... Now that will be interesting.
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- OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs