1664 posts • joined 4 May 2008
Re: Torvalds would turn air BLUE at MS's Devs! @Eadon
Are you staying that because Torvolds (sic) won't shout at his fellow developers that that is a good thing. It sounds exactly like something that Mr
Bolmer Balmer does.
Life on Earth
I suppose that Chris Hadfield is one of the few men that truly know what it means to live the "burden of life on earth".
Re: As soon as I saw the picture .....
It's not easy on the mind thinking that one of the above 2 will be "walking into their bedroom tonight with a pink marigold glove" or worse "walking into the pub toilet with a pink marigold glove".
Dear El Reg - Create a jobs section
But please don't add these posts to the main board. I don't think that there are many commentards that come to El Reg to find a job, there are other sites far more suited for the purpose.
Re: Who are we kidding?
Thumbs up for the video,the nostalgia is far more exciting that the reality..
Are these PRISM activated Atms ?
I presume that to get some cash we will soon have to make a formal request to the NSA / CIA / FBI etc..... by using our telphones we are doing that anyway......
Re: Speech Recognition
I notice that some of our darling El Reg audience have a very poor understanding of iconography........
Can't we just "speak" the password to the phone in a loud and clear voice.......
Couple of questions
There is no mention of how the malware gets into the system, from the article it appears that the virus must be "installed".
The article also doesn't mention how the virus gains "Device Administrator privilèges":
How did Kaspersky manage to find this well hidden, disguised virus.
How do they know it can connect to URLs, ping etc and yet not know the addresses that it pings, connects to.
Re: He SAYS Leith
I seem to remeber that Leith Docks was not known for being chic....... It was very popular amongst a certain kind of Gentry ansd Sailors.
Monica as sidekick
Re: Don't make me say it!
Turkish speaking about Al Gore:
"What you mean he's fucked, like proper fucked."
Re: All fugly except the mac
I don't own a Mac, never have, and I don't care for their stuff but I must admit that the Mac is the only good looking piece of kit.
70 % of Mobile workers
What percentage of the workforce are "Mobile Workers" ?
Re: "Chinese dealer offers fondleslabs to sheep"
The Sheep have apparently turned down the offer stating that fondleslabs are intended for those much lower down on the evolutionary scale.
No need to pirate any longer
YouTube is providing films and music legally.
Linux et al are providing free software.
YouPorn is providing adult Entertainement for free.
So why bother with a copyright laws.
Will the new laws really help the artists or copyright owners , NO.
Will the new laws really help ailing software companies , NO.
Will the new laws really help Porn Stars to become rich , NO.
So why bother or is this just another excuse to filter content, play at Cyber Nanny and create silly laws that don't benefit those that should. ( The lawyers are the only ones that will gain anything)
It's quite normal for someone that was brought up on a farm with lots of fishs, geeses and mooses.
After a little bit of Google I found that the following was apparently true :
Because the word "craft" is both singular and plural then spacecraft should follow suit.
Craft in this context refers to the floating, flying kind and not the hobby variety.
Airplanes and boats are collectively known as kinds of craft.
Knitting and woodwork are collectively known as crafts.
Re: Serious boffinry angle
Also, can we presume that if you drop your toast, neither the peanut butter nor the unbuttered side will hit the ground.
The big 5 will inevitably be doing a lot of subcontracting whilst they "anaylse" and "improve" the existing systems.
Vicious and futile censorship.
If they want to stop Porn, Paedo Images, Snuff etc it is very easy. All they have to do is turn of the Internet.
It seems sometimes that the ministers et all, want nothing more than to turn the web into a Shopping Mall.
Re: Insert ring jokes
Isn't "ring" a synonym for arsehole.
So effectivelly , Apple have created the largest arsehole in the world and everyday it's employees will be coming and going into said orifice.
Microsoft said that they had listened to their customers, oh really
Don't tell me someone at Microsoft actually thought that when people referred to the, lack of the "Start Button", that they actually took that phrase literally.
It would be interesting to know just how many downloads were made for StartMenuClassic et all.
Re: Back in the day...
Two gamers were an instant hit at our local pub,
Space Invaders and Defender.
Both of those machines took a "thumping", fortunately they were solidly built machines.
Re: Reg video still doesn't work in chrome
Depends what you mean by doesn't work. In both IE and Chrome I can see the video window, I can click on the play button and then all I see is the swirly animated gif that looks as though the video is being downloaded but it never arrives.
Or don't you see anything at all ?
Re: Gesture me THIS
I think it is the same as the CTRL-ALT-BackSpace gesture that the Linux users use ;-) It is usually followed by the vocalisation "Oh FFS".
The detection of the "Oh FFS" is much easier than than flailing of arms and the kicking of anything inanimate.
Re: Thats it Luke, let the hatred flow through you...
The enterprise featureas are a +"Nice to Have" list of things.
But what everyone really wants is the damned start menu back to what is was and at least to give us the choice to use TIFKAM or not.
Windows 8 is probably ready from an "administrators" point of view it is not ready from the "Users" point of view. This is an OS that has been desinged for touch screen computing, how many office workers do you know that have touch screens ?
It's not hatred, it's frustration, two very different things. We want a new OS just not this one.
Not really an app
It's just a poor excuse to gain traffic for their pr0n site.
They even list "El Reg" in their "As featured on" list.
The Arianistic approach.
They can call it what they want but I don't see the difference between this and a form of Arianism, selective breeding for selective tasks.
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Michael Dell even Kim bloody Dotcom etc were/are anything but good looking, they all managed to do quite well.
Re: "the worst menace to society"
That article is indeed interesting and well written.
"the worst menace to society"
Of course it is a menace , the last thing that he wants is for the people to remain together and actually communicate. From what I have understood this guy is a radical who is extremely unpopular with the secular Turks.
Obviously he belongs to the conquer and divide group of
He was voted in democratically so it is not easy to take a position either way.
Re: Big testicles you say?
This video gives a whole new meaning to "One swift kick to the balls".
Re: Wikipedia shows a completely different story.
I am quite sure that a lot of business wouldn't agree with that remark.
Re: More traction...
It's not just the applications, it is also all of the appropriate drivers, hardware compatibility, support that is required. It is the entire eco system that has to be be ready, available and capable of providing exactlly what the business wants.
MS Windows is a lot more than just a desktop operating system. It is also the servers, the applications, the usability, the familiarity, the print spoolers etc etc etc .
I don't believe that Linux will ever replace windows but I do believe that a spinoff like Android or similar might.
Wikipedia shows a completely different story.
Strange, Wikipedia shows a 1.21% for Linux, 6.99% for Apple and pretty much all the rest is MS.
OK, Wikipedia is not an almight being and probably doesn't have exact details but I am sure that it won't be far from the truth.
So what/where are the figures to back up Shuttleworths remarks ?
>A giant screen full of applications and documents is pretty intuitive
I would consider a giant screen full of applications very counter productive. It takes too long to find things, scanning a screenfull of icons is a nightmare when looking for a seldomly used program
This is one of the areas in which the original start menu was excellent and still is. Neat, short alphabetical listings/folders are far easier to scan.
Regardless the point still remains that MS should give us a choice, TIFKAM or the original Start Menu, then everyone would be happy.
Listening to customers -- What a joke
How many of those customers asked for a Proxy start menu ?
FFS there are million so users that are used too and love the traditional Start Menu. WTF can't they actually listen to the millions rather than listen to marketing bods.
This who Touch Screen crap is becoming a f****ing joke. Mice and Keyboard are fine,
Corporates don't want/need touch screens and corporates are where the money really lies, because they are the biggest users of MS Office ( Office is the real money spinner).
W7 is fine, so I will remain here until this shit all fizzles out.
( PS : I have W8 on a secondary machine but it still pisses me off 6 months down the line, I am not being stubborn I just don't find the interface as productive as W7)
Re: Are there really ....
I agree, I don't understand the figures. There might be Millions of people using Drupal but Millions on their website seems quite dubious.
Snake oil or Marketing cream
Cover up the Hitler picture with your hand and just look at the kettle, what do you see : A Kettle.........
Give us the damned choice
They started by ramming TIFKAM down our throats.
Now they would gently like to nudge it donw our throats.
Why not simply give us the choice, TIFKAM OR the Start Menu ( aka W7 Start menu).The half arsed approach never works.
Re: @AC 13:27
Linux Distro ( Which one there are thousands to choose from also blank DVDs, USB Sticks cost money. If you get stuck whilst installing you are on your own. By not knowing how to pass the correct parameters to Grub for your graphics card you will be treated as a complete noobie on any Linux forums. They won't help but they do sneer. Professional Pyschological treatment is expensive and you will need several sessions.
GIMP : Shouldn't take any more than 3 years to learn the basics. It's the kind of software that you will use only after being tied to a tree and beaten with a big stick. You will need to stock up on plenty of toilet paper/tissues. It will have you shitting and crying in next to no time.
Libre Office : Welcome to the 1990s, it makes MS Office 95 feel modern. You will never again feel Hip and Cool. You will have to rush out and buy yourself a "beard". You will lose your friends and your parents will no longer send you files, they will say things like "WTF is ODF". You will be relegated to solitary confinement at the end of the garden.. You will end up buying expensive copies of the "survivalist guide to Linux and office for the poor".
TCO : You will become bald, tearing your hair out as soon as a LIB is out of sync or between deciding with Desktop Manager Thingy to use for the day.... Hair replacement is more expensive than MS Windows.
>What does an ROI mean on no outlay?
It's a bit like winning the Loto without having had to buy a ticket. ( If I correctly understood the logic)
"ripe for exploration".
Shouldn't that read "Exploitation."
How about diasplaying a list of Anonymous's members and telephone numbers as well.
Re: Great news for the Taxman ( not)
Yes, you are correct, I was thinking in terms of the Multinationals, Amazon, Ebay, Google etc which are the online crowd.
And yes effectively the Starbucks, Applse, MacDonalds ( The high street crowd) etc are probably pulling of the same stunts.
The importance being that the International nature of these business allows them to exploit the loopholes
>Anything classified above Confidential certainly wouldn't have been on a machine connected to a public network
Were there any Chinese engineers/students working in your department back then. Today you might find that there are......
Firewall can't protect from attacks from within..
Re: Naah, its market saturation
If it were market saturation would the prices not normally fall ? Which I do not believe is currently the case.
Solution to global warming is easy
All that is required is to create an economic system that does allows the Rich to remain rich without the requirement of a continually expanding society ( ie Bye Bye Capitalism).
Imagine the impact on the environment of the world population was reduced to 2 Billion within the next 50 years.
We honestly do not need to expand eternally and we don't need to deploy drastic solutions to reduce the populations, we simply need to educate people and ensure that every remains fed. The chinese "one baby" solution is not such a bad idea if only it could be done in a manner which avoids system abuse .
The real pollution is the quantitiy of "Human Beings" on the earth. Scientists and politicians need to stop looking anywhere else. We are eating up and using/abusing all of the earths natural resources at an alarming rate, what else did anyone expect as an outcome.
Re: Chat roulette just got scarier!
>augmented reality nudifier
The TSA and major airports have been using them for quite some time already. Unfortunately for the security agents they see what people actually look like.
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