1664 posts • joined 4 May 2008
Since the NSA now seem to pOwn Google et el , I would be very surprised to see Google cowtow to the UK govt.
I doubt that David Cameron has balls ( no, not Ed) that are required to face up to the Google factory.....
France on the other hand are competing against the good ol USA for spying supremecy so it is definately in their interest to "annoy" Larry and friends.
Why don't we have a decent European search engine. Something that the yanks don't govern and that the Brits won't sell out to them.
Google are no better
And why do you all believe that Google bought Waze - It is for exactly the same reason, the Patent portfolio....
I like both Apple and Google products but their strategies are really beginning to piss me off. Between them , they make Microsoft look like a bunch of nice people.....
Re: Not as bad as it sounds
Agreed, if it is 12K a day then we should be talking about a lot more than justs BJs.........
Kinda makes you wonder though if it wouldn't be worthwhile writing a "Rent a BJ" app. You get a percentage from Apple and a percentage from the Prostitutes.....
Win Win for everyone.
Re: That's what I thought
Where I work , $12 certainly doesn't cover lunch and the prostitues wouldn't even spit on you for that price.
Is that $4300 daily, weekly, monthly or yearly.
Daily or weekly would do just fine.
Not now I wouldn't
1st up I didn't do my homework. I did not ask the BES admin if the latest BB , the Q10 for example, was compatible with our BES server. I purchased said telephone for a colleague , from our telco, only to be a little pissed of with myself for not being able to connect it to our server. One call later and I was informed why, OK I felt like a prat for not doing my homework, such is life...
Due to the fact that we are a megacorp, the BES server will not be getting updated for quite some time.
That means that the latest and greatest BBs are off limits for quite some time to come. I presume that many of the larger companies will be pretty much in the same position. None of BBs new hardware will be compatible with their N-1 generation BES servers, ouch.
Therefore, no , I would not be prepared to invest in
RIM Blackberry for quite some time.
Re: It's 2013
The GPU is required for the forthcoming inclusion of Clippy, Links, Rover and Merlin and not to forget everyones favorite office addin Microsoft Bob.
Which would then become LibreOffice Bob. ( Jokes starts here)
User : LO Bob........
Bob : Well hello to you too, what can I help you with today.
User : I can't find the ribbon bar.
Bob : That's Ok this is Linux we don't use a Ribbon bar.
User : And where are the TIFKAM tiles
Bob : FOAD.
Could have been worse
If his webcam had been switched on at that moment , the embarrasment alone would have been enough punishment.
Two words spring to mind
The "Average Amercian" + Gullibility
OK Average American is two words but can easilly be recognized for what it is.
Gullibility is a failure of social intelligence in which a person is easily tricked or manipulated into an ill-advised course of action. ( Wikipedia).
PS : I lived for more than year in the States, I am not insulting Amercians, I am just stating a fact that I personally observed whilst there.
Who writes comments
A Linux programmer - "Comments are for newbies."
A Windows programmer - There is no point in writing comments because the language of the day changes far too often. ( 6 months is already an old coding library - .DotNet - no problem, which version/sub version, MFC anyone, WIN32 -- WTF is WIN32).
A Cobol programmer - If someone needs to read comments to understand Cobol , they also need to change their profession.
A RPG programmer - Does anyone still code in RPG......
A Basic programmer - No need to write comments , they never get further than line 20
10 : Print "My name is Michael"
20 : Goto line 10
An HTML programmer - <!-- This is commented out -->
Come back Eadon all is forgiven.
Should we presume that a TIFKAM, tiles interface is just around the corner.
Have to agree with some of the others, the interface is not quite as readable.
* Icons on the Right - just feels all wrong - As mentioned above - we read from Left to Right. The icons are a visual clue as to what to begin reading and what to ignore.
* Icons -- have to click on a tab to select an icon - As Eadon would say - FAIL. The old system was far more ergonomic.
* Icons -- Once wou have selected an icon and return to the text you can no longer see whiohc icon you have selected before clicking preview or submit.
* The title "Sort Comments by " - looks like a "Tab" but it is not..
* "Sort Comments by " - can we have "Most Commented" option in the list please.
* Upvote / Downvote arrows should be on the right. - This is where we naturally terminate reading.
* Grey and White colour scheme is "bland" - I am being polite here.
* Strange I just began replying to a recent post and the icon selection was at the bottom as per normal - Is El Reg doing a bit of live editing by any chance ?
I dont mind if the interface changes just as long as it doesn't replicate TIFKAM or that horrible flat windows look.
If Gartner are so well versed in the arts of prediction, I wonder if they are capable of predicting their own demise ?
Re: This ain't academia.
I still work in a MegaCrop, the backstabbing and mistrust are part of daily business, certainly among those that wish to climb the corporate ladder, most of them are absolute losers though.
BUT, the same "backstabbing and mistrust " I have also seen in smaller companies, certainely in the ones where there was money to be earned.....
Human beings are far from perfect. It is not for nothing that greed is one of the 7 sins.
I have only seen clips of that program on YT but from what I have seen it has nothing to do with creating your own business and more to do with getting yourself a little exposure ( exposure is good for business though).
Solution for Afghanistan
So I guess that the Americans only need to fill up their drones with Pigshit in order to bring the war to an end.
Private , he going to have to go private
If someone else is providing the funds then a nice Gulfstream 650 or a Falcon 7x could have him whisked off to anywhere that he pleases in no time at all.
A quick stop in the Azores, Marocco, Canaries etc...
Re: Seems pretty sensible
I agree with the gist of what you saying but there is a very large difference, Google makes the information publically available on a global scale "forever".
It is not quite so easy to dig up information from old newspapers unless you are willing to trudge down to the library and even then there are no search facilities, such as those proposed by google.
Example :A young man that has commited a minor crime will get punished for his crime and more than likely his name will appear in the local rag. That same young man realises that he has done wrong, he is smote by regret and decides to turn a new page in his life and work for the good of the community for the next ten years ( which no-one informs the newspaper about) .
That same young man goes to get a job, his future would-be employer has never heard of the man before and gives him a job because he looks like a good lad. All things remain hunky dory.
Given the same situation when the very small crime is written into the anals of Google. That same employer will then do a quick google search and find only the "bad" side of what the young man has done. No one ever wrote about the good work he performed for 10 years and will therefore have a very negative image which could be considered as unfair ( in effect he would get punished several times for the same crime).
Newspaper news is basically fogotten about after only a few weeks, unless of course it was a major crisis. Google information is eternal and Google potentially makes money from evey search.
I am not defending the wrongs of anyones crimes but everyone can change and become good citizens. Most of us need a second chance at least once in our lives..
Another situation : A young girl gets raped. 10 years from now a quick search on her name and the first thing that we see is that she got raped 10 years ago. I can imagine that there are a lot of people that really don't want that information so readilly available.
My examples are kind of crap but I am sure that everyone catches the drift.
I am also glad that all my idiot years were long before google was even a spark of an idea.
Re: I never pay at Starbucks
What, you pee in your coffee everytime you go into Starbucks ?
That's not coffee steam coming out of your goblet is it ......
Re: And in other news...
I am not so sure that tourism to Brazil is on the up at the moment. There appears to be a little bit of unrest....due to the bus fares.
"That" is no longer an argument, it has now become a mandatory condition ( by the NSA for the NSA and sometime to be shared with GCHQ).
Sorry about that Jake, i had presumed that the idiots that you mentioned were the ones that hold Governement seats rather than the couch potatoe ones sitting at home...
Re: @Martijn Otto
I would argue that the greatest threat is actually the gullibility of a very large percentage of internet user. Unfortunately it is not so easy to repair that problem.
The first major hurdle lies in the "education" of said Gullible Crowd. If they were to be educated correctly then they would then start to think critically about what the governement are actually doing and we don't really want them to start doing that.
4 Million, sound more like a cheap marketing campaign than a serious attempt to make a difference.
Re: "that are getting sc***ed"
Strange I didn't read it like that,
I read it the first time as "Fucked over thouroughly", I then read it again but this time read it as "Shit upon"..
That's why I personally thought the asterisks were necessary
Re: As ye sow...
Is it because he is a rich a$$hole ?
Steve, I agree from an academic point of view that developement has a role to play. Developement has a political basis which is governed by the bamking industry, an industry that is not very often associated with humanitarian efforts.
People need to be educated in order to understand the effects of having 1, 2 or 3 children, they need to understand why religion should not be taken into consideration with relation to contraception. They need to understand that the worlsd has limited resources and that those resources are very precious. They need to be taught that they genuinely have a role to play in their future.
But the wealthy and those that profit from the situation do not want to educate the people, in fact they need to keep the people dumb......and no amount of financial developement qwill change that fact.
Quick thumbs down for John for not understanding that we are on El Reg.
Other research states that the world is overpopulated, how will the politicians deal with that problem.
If mankind ever fully understands how nature works he will probably break it. ( Quote : Me)
Oops - They forgot to remove the Streetview Images
The main overhead images date from 2013, look at the bottom of the screen for the date. They have obviously been replaced by older images.
BUT, oh dear they forgot to remove the streetview images which are more than detailed enough ( event though they date back to 2009)
Re: Lacking in everything
Minimalist - I agree with,
Lacklustre - Makes for a non enticing appareil ( The idea, after all, is to capture a new audience or at least retain the existant).
Lacking in everything
Has the "make an original and unique interface" team been fired from Apple recently.
If these screenshots are anything to go by, it really is a lot of "lackingness", c'mon who could seriously be excited about what's shown here. Even the hardcore Fanbois must be cringing with the complete lack of anything even remotely original.
Tim Cook has nothing to be proud of here.
Yes, and that requires coaching on a human <-> human level not on a smartphone <-> human level.
Steve, you definately got out of the wrong side of bed this morning.... it's Monday you are excused.
Anyway I agree with what you are saying, in order to improve social skills there is only one true technique, you have to be SOCIAL, hiding behind a Pseudo will not create anything other than becoming good at online "<strke>anti>/strike>social media" which does absolutley nothing for the "real world people skills".
Telephones and social media don't connect people that weren't already "connectable".
There is nothing more efficient than a good pub and a cold pint for helping break down "social / people related shyness".
By the way Shy People, it takes effort to be social and you will always have to supply that yourself. Don't believe for a moment that it is a Deity given gift, everyone at some point meets their challenge, you just have to affront it.
<-- It's already 25° degrees at 10:00, one of these would go down a treat. ( not at 10:00 in the morning though)
Re: Life coach
But will it help Eadon come out of the Microsoft Closet ?
My vision was obscured by clouds, it took me a while to recognize the genius behind those words.
Defiantely Thumbs Up material.
El Reg exists to allow the depressed and the frustated a means by which they can vent their spleen. ( Maybe the French could invent a version with some kind of theme revolving around Baudelaire - Les Fleurs du Mal for the IT community).
It was once suggested that Marvin, the paranoid android, actually thought up the El Reg website as an attempt to rid himself of Existential Nihilistic thoughts, he failed and we got left with the result.....
<-- Paris, cause she looks like she is shedding a tear.
Agreed but once you have given away the Top Number you have nothing left to bargain with.
And WTF was the point in that. That's not sending out a message or a political statement, it's just pathetic.
Proving that stolen public funds were moved to and from private Swiss accounts to account in the Cayman islands would/might make some sense but simply handing out a telephone number that can be changed in an instance,, pathetic.
Re: "Steam is on Linux now isn't it?"
I just had a quick look to see what is avalaible on steam for Linux, one or two interesting titles and then I saw this
"Sim Surgeon", it looks like a mixture between SAW ( the movie) and "Operation" ( the board game for kids).
Not just the yanks
I was listening to a French radio debate this evening and it is the same for France, people are losing ( have lost) confidence in what politicians are capable of doing for their country.
My personal impression :
1st : Capitlistic greed has reached a level whereby it is no longer sustainable. Corporations and greedy Politicians, Business Men and the Banks have gobbled up the wealth and are hording it for themselves whilst the people struggle.
2nd : Over population of the world and none of the politicians care, so problems are just going to get worse.
3rd: It will take a third world war to calm things down if someone doesn't stand up and put an end to the greed. Why are there no rational politicians.
The first signs of this can be seen in the mid east. I can only imagine that it will arrive also in the west, the form might be slightly different but the fundamentals will be the same. People are sick of watching how the wealthy live in luxury at their expense.
I don't believe that Communism is the solution either but something other than the dog eat dog capitilism is required.
Proverb for the day : Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those who possess it. ( William Pitt the Elder, Earl of Chatham ).
Re: Not so sure
A little walk down memory lane, just for the lolz
'apt-get' is not recognized as an interal or external command, operable program or batch file......
Re: What you post can vanish at any time...
We could probably add CompServe to the list.
Why this crowd
SI don't really understand the correlation between the Internet Twatterati and the project of getting more women into STEM projects.
Shirley there are people on this planet far more qualifed than this marketing group.
Re: Actually ...
The solution is easy, hand them a real gun, teach and assist them in how to shoot safely, let them fire a few shots, et voila, they are cured. It's surprisingly easy to rid yourself of these prejudged ideas and you would probably be surprised to learn how good some of them actually are.
I have never met any gamers that don't make a difference between the game and real-life. It's really just the same as any kid playing with a wooden castle, or toy soldiers or a wooden firetruck.
The Asperger's Syndrome sufferer
Are there any hackers that don't suffer from this problem ? Kind of strange how often we see this come up in relation to hackers, or at least the ones that got caught.
Are the lawyers allowed to use it in Buzzword Bingo ?
Maybe its not really and AeroSpace and Defense contractor
This could actually be a vey cunning and subtle plan by El Reg to finally overthrow Governements, Despots, Non Payers of Tax, Chinese hackers or even the NSA.
There are indeed some very cunning people at El Reg.......definately not the usual bunch of pigistes de l'informatique.
I always like to imagine what really goes in "behind the scenes" in these PC peoples lifes.
it reminds me of Isabelle Hubert in the piano teacher. Up front everything was perfect but behind the scenes she was ever so slightly "naughty"..... ( PS : Yes I know that the character role was played as someone mentally disturbed but that is exactly my point).
Re: Expensive software
The governments of China, France, Russia, Japan and the USA are probably the first 5 on the list, followed by Elon Musk and maybe Richard Branson. After that my list runs dry.... North Korea and Iran might be on the "maybe" list.
Re: Expensive software
Update : I just learned frorm radio BBC Worldwide that it was Space Exploration software.
* Sold 500 works worth $100 Million: therefore $200 000 per work.
On average each person paid $200 for software which was worth a total of $300 000. ( That's quite a margin)
Which software is worth $200 000 that holds interest for 300 people ?
Shame - Waze was OK
I presume that this will now become yet another method of tracking that Google(Prism, NSA, FBI etc) can use. It's unfortunate because Waze was pretty good for providing live radar position information ( which is not legal in France).
Sometimes I wish that Google would simply collapse in order that the internet and the associated companies return to a "familly" size. These MegaCorporation bring advances, that they choose to bring, but at the same time seem to stifle everything else.
- Vid Hubble 'scope snaps 200,000-ton chunky crumble conundrum
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
- Windows 8.1 Update 1 spewed online a MONTH early – by Microsoft
- Google offers up its own Googlers in cloud channel chumship trawl
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? Why can’t I walk past Maplin without buying stuff I don’t need?