2042 posts • joined 4 May 2008
Faceslaps all round
Will they also give a quick round of faceslaps to all if those that are stupid enough to click on the damned links...
Re: Ok, excuse me for asking but HTF do they know it is from Mars?
On the back of the rock there is a small inscription
"Made in Mars ( by the PRC)"
Re: So the baddies can stay hidden from the NSA?
The clever crooks are spooks...
Re: What we really want to know...
Yes, that's why I don't mind people calling me big nose..
Does that include returned/failed units
18$ is approx 5% of the manufacturing cost, therefore only 1 in 20 units needs to have a problem and then they start losing money.(again)
Blue Light of Death anyone.........
He represents everything that's wrong.
I don't understand why currency should be taxed.. Is it not the goods that you buy with it that are taxable ?
As long as this does not turn into yet another method for the bankers/traders of Bitcoins to get rich at the expense of others then I don't see much of a problem.....yet....
<quote>He is uniquely positioned to drive exceptional forward-thinking research that pushes the frontiers of computer science, while also driving impactful technology transfer through deep connections with our business teams.”</quote>
Translated from ShitSpeak to normal English:
He is hoping and praying that he will stumble upon something usefull, that might just sell, if the sales team ever speak to him again
A new species
>The prediction will come as some relief to insecure male Apple lovers
WTF is an "insecure male Apple lover ",
a : Is it someone that is having an affair with a timid, red fruit eating, man.
b : A slightly schitzophrenic, masculine fruit that lacks confidence and whose alter ego is a Don Juan character.
c : The opposite of a coke fueled, masturbating female apple......
Re: Interesting thought...
Ah-ha, now we know how IPSOS get the results......
Re: After thought
Wow, whatever happens the Architects are the winners.... Good to know that they do actually plan it out.
Do the architects also plan ahead in terms of what will happen to all the infrastructure when Facebok loses it's popularity ?
I can't think of anything better for creating "tension" within an aircraft than having to sit next to a twunt with a telephone stuck to his ear for the full flight.
Or worse still, sitting in the middle of 2 twunts......with telephones. ....ear....flight.
Re: Frankly ...
Can you give a good reason as to why they are not worth employing ? I presume that it is not their only skill set and in general most people list all, or a good subset of their current skills.
Are you really a "Corporate IT Recruiter" , you appear to have a very negative attitude which doesn't really fit in with the requirements of the job.
I wonder how much that Texan business-twunt will pay to kill this protected animal, all in the name of preservation of course.........
Dear American people
You are getting seriously fucked over by your own government, they are creating a shitpile that you will be cleaning up for years.
Amendments, what amendments, your government is simply saying "fuck the amendments, we do as we please".
The American governement has become a disease, let's hope/pray that it doesn't become an epidemic..
Slavery is coming back, in fact it's already here, to the good ol USA, have a quick look at this nice little wealth distribution vid
Knee jerk reaction, of course it is but what the fuck else is it going to take for people to wake up...
Re: Personal introspection
@Kristian : I have a feeling that you did not understand my post.
Morgan Stanley are criticising others for being too fat and too ugly, it is kind of irrelevant who they are criticising because they themselves are guilty of the aforementioned problems.
Alternatively ..............."Pot Kettle Black"..............
Morgan Stanley is too fat and ugly to bother investing in .........
Re: Disruptive experiments
What would that be called, Tree Trolling, Urinal Usurpation or maybe even Shit Stalking ?
Retina is dead, long live the Vagina
What we need know is Vaginal not Retinal....
Now that would make some interesting news.
Sarcasm is defacto for all posts..
Re: So the T&Cs of Apples web site - @Stretch
So you can look at their website with your eyes but not through a computer program, even though both of them return the same result ?
Re: So the T&Cs of Apples web site
@Steve : Yes I agree that they should not be allowed to make money from Apples data.
@Test Man : I don't understand how "scraping " would change the slighest thing for Apple, Scraping requires nothing more than performing normal requests to a web page, this is not a DOS scenario. It's not like they would have been doing 10000 requests per second. A 100 requests per day maybe...which is derisory at most.
Re: So the T&Cs of Apples web site
Steve, this is data available on public websites, all they did was aggregate the information...
It's not hacking, cracking or theft. I honestly can't think of a worse place to display "compartementalised" data than on the WWW....
Re: Cold Frenzy
All part of the trials and tribulations that an Aficionado must endure...
By allowing the consumers to know where devices are available the "frenzy" is reduced to nothing more than a bus ride....
There is just so much wrong with that last reply.
Your AC status says quite a lot about how much "critisicm" you are willing to take here.
Some alternatives that might let him win a darwinian award.
I have always considered personal plates as being in the same line as Go Faster Stripes, or furry dice....
Words from a prophet
And so continueth the endless cycle of consumerism.....amen..
I couldn't agree more. I worked in the private jet industry for several years and our clients used their jets as a means of arriving fresh for meeting, they would "sleep" in their aircraft..........
Business is done on the ground between two people, face to face......... not in public.....
Doing "business" in public is more about being seen to do business rather than actually doing business.
Public decency please
It is not legal, nor very polite, to piss, shit or spit in public places because it really does annoy a lot of people. Everyone I know adheres to this principal.
I consider that someone yapping on telephone is extremely annoying and I am convinced that the majority feel the same. Why are there therefore still so many fuckwits that can't or refuse to understand that is a fucking pain for anyone that doesn't want to hear it.
Then we are going to give people the right to do that in a damned aircraft..........
I can see the next stage though, Optional, but expensive, Phone Free zone seats...... Easyjet must be preparing their website as we speak.
Re: Golden Rule
>Very familiar, but what one has to try to do is to make those co-workers and bosses, who stand behind the person who has to enter a password, to voluntarily turn their head.
Normally I would make the situation into something funny. If I am at my desk or someone elses for that matter and I need to enter an admin account/password I will ask anyone watching if they are an "undercover agent" trying to get a hold of my password by watching my fingers, always in a light hearted tone. I can't think of many/any occasions where they didn't realise what they were doing and immediately look away.
All new employees in my office are given the same boring speech.
It doesn't matter who asks, never ever give your password to someone else, not me, not your immediate boss and definately do a "friend". Yes I have the means to change your password but no I do not have the means of knowing your current password ( Except when I look over your shoulder and follow your fingers - corporate policy makes this a little difficult though - 9 chars min, 3 different types). If you give your password to someone else then you accept all reponsability for any and all of the resulting consequences.
Giving your password to someone else is like putting your finger on the trigger of a loaded gun.
Re: Shocking - up-to-date software avoids the problem
>If you are running critical production devices on Win XP or Win Server 2003,
That would be about 60% ( probably more) of current megacorps then.
Some missing elements
They failed to mention that a bearded youth wearing a tshirt, with a evil faced green robot printed on the back, had been seen running from the shop just minutes earlier; holding some lighter fuel and a box of matches.....
Why not add a little bit of nipple too.........( fnaar fnaar)
Depending on ones cultural background I presume that the image would be acceptable in Japan but unacceptable in Britain. Theresa May would have it classifed as Porn/PaedoBearImagery.
(Pun coming up) : Just how does one draw the line between the two ?
How do you ring a well ?
>but left the traditional ringing of the stock exchange well.
I couldn't see any "corrections" link, so said he taking on the roll of grammar nazi.
Re: "How the fuck do these people sleep at night...."
>Otherwise caring and nurturing Nurses / Doctors were known to smother / overdose patients that were deemed unworthy.....
The question forebades: What was a worthy patient ?
How do the NSA manage to hide the resources ( hardware + flesh) that are required to stock all of this information? This must take huge amounts of processing power, they must have their own seperate power grid.
I can't even begin to imagine the storage + indexing facilites that would be necessary in order capture Googles data, Providers data, Telco data, World VIPs data (ok the last one is small). There must be literally thousands of people working in these facilities. The NSA make the stazi look like absolute amateurs.
How the fuck do these people sleep at night....
Re: Before anybody suggests it is confined to the US ...
Isn't Jeremy Kyle a spinofff form the Jerry Springer kind of shows..
Re: Before anybody suggests it is confined to the US ...
Yes, and as we all know, America produces more trash per capita than anywhere else in the world.
Ever increasing standards
How do you increase the intellegence of the average American familly ?
Buy them a dog.
If God exists then why would he bother with something as universally insignificant as mankind.
Re: Choices choices choices
Just read a quick track record report of Elop on ZDnet, effectively things could get worse than Ballmer...
Choices choices choices
As long as Balmer is out then can it really get any worse anyway ?
I can't judge Balmers business acumen but his presence was unbearable, he was a lousy figurehead for such a large company.
I don't think that it is so important who takes the lead as long as that person listens to his "paying" public a little more than the last guy did.
Re: "rather terrible advert"
Is there really something called an "LG Bender".... that's not going to go down ( pun intended) very well with the PC crowd.
I don't know the bible so had to do a bit of googling for the biblical reference, it's very appropriate...
Here is the passage
"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
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