I clicked throught the 10 pages of marketing and thought to myself, shit, who would want any of this stuff.
After three seconds of thought I split people into two polarised groups (a very serious study if ever i saw one).
"The anti-everyone group ( I belong in this group with Steve along with a lot of El Regtards)"
You like watches, you already have a real watch ( at least one probably more).
You are sporty kind of person, you already have a Polar/Garmin/Suunto.
You are a Geek, but not stupid enough to but this gear, at least when you can buy an indestructable Casio G-Shock with 14000 functions.
"That everyone group ( you know who you are - there might even be some closet Regtards)"
You drink KoolAid, Ok then why not, it will match the fluorescent ski bonnet...
You already have an iPhone, thes add to the Shiny shiny collection.
You wear shell suits, and maybe like the Chav approach to life.
Fashionistas wet dream material here.