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Glenn Charles
Flame

Well, the expression on her face

did make it seem like she was pretty steamed up about it.

Glenn Charles
Terminator

Bad Puns

Are Punishable.

'Nuff said.

Glenn Charles
Flame

The McAfee is safe claims the linked twit...

I meant tweet or teat or something I guess. It doesn't say a thing about the virus.

Glenn Charles
Trollface

Re: The story of human history

Sounds like stick shift to me.

Glenn Charles
Unhappy

order-takers

You forgot to note that sales people (pardon me "associates") are even timed on how long it takes to close a sale. Composing a sale would be a breach of conduct and punished.

Glenn Charles
Childcatcher

"hexagonal shaped" remnants

That's what those tiny islands are near Hong Kong?

Glenn Charles
Devil

WHAT?

Why, I'll never fake "like" you again.

Glenn Charles
Happy

The site 888.com has also...

been marked as totally untrustworthy on "Web of Trust" which means that millions won't go there anyway. Web of Trust add-on is quite valuable.

Glenn Charles
Happy

I read El Reg

Do I qualify?

Glenn Charles
Paris Hilton

OH WTH

I keep losing my own personal data. Now who am I?

Glenn Charles
Coat

I just have one burning question...

When is the Deep Throat of El Reg gonna speak??

Glenn Charles
Paris Hilton

UM...I must have misunderstood...

SonicWall is getting an erection?

Glenn Charles

BI orientation

As early as 1995 Harry and David policies were that they only wished to retain 45% of their consumer customerbase because it was simply "too expensive" to provide ideal customer service. Oddly enough, they had and have little interest as well in business interests, probably because a laissez faire model of this type just won't work.

Oddly enough analyses have never examined this portion of their odd industry, which is the delivery of specialty foods of various sorts and at one time stood the chance of resounding success. As it is, because of this "BI" attitude, they're going out of business, having suffered bankruptcy twice and verging on it again (this latter is my opinion only, mind).

Glenn Charles
Flame

about intelligence...

Need to find intelligent users first.

Glenn Charles
Trollface

wow!

A robot Reg reporter!!

And I'm never allowed to comment again...

Glenn Charles

and lab work is...

of course a proof.

Glenn Charles
Happy

Lol

and clearly you were never in the U.S. Navy.

Glenn Charles

Apple phishing

I've gotten several lately. Since I don't want Apple products and have nothing beyond the necessary basics installed, they've evidently picked up the e-mail address somewhere, but not the name.

Updates? bah, I love getting hacked.

Glenn Charles
Happy

I've used them many times on a flight and I'm a complete idiot.

See? No change.

Glenn Charles
Big Brother

As a one-time customer

I would have thought they'd leave it up as a brag. Why the hell doesn't the Reg contact them about whether they removed it by mistake?

Glenn Charles

simple

42

(500th reference, I think I win a prize of some kind.)

Glenn Charles
Happy

as a fairly chilling note...

Messages are passed in banned languages on Runes of Magic, and some fairly evident passages of information in agreed references. We will of course assume they're gamers simply passing banned information such as hacks.

Glenn Charles
Trollface

I want a special warning sticker

for the Reg! 'nuff said.

Glenn Charles
Alien

um...

So do England and the U.S., unfortunately. In general it's called "maintenance of power".

Glenn Charles
Coffee/keyboard

Sharing infections

It was pretty fatal at the end of the Middle Ages if you recall. But then most Americans certainly aren't students of history and I daresay most people.

Glenn Charles
Trollface

so who says it isn't

a black hole?

And on a secondary note wth can't your signin manager figure out that "coom" is "com"? dumb AI's. Omigod it just took my computer offline for tha

Glenn Charles
Flame

Texas, civilization and radio technology.

At least they've started hearing 'bout the new thing called stereo now.

Glenn Charles
Devil

National Security Act

Read the provisions.

Freedom of Information Act my eye.

Glenn Charles
Paris Hilton

Still a question I have.

Which bone?

Glenn Charles
Happy

I tried that...

I turned into a Reg reader. It works!!!

--G

Glenn Charles
Happy

Well...

How about a free ticket (and back) to England first?

Glenn Charles

tracking capabilities

To at least an extent these were available to the U.S. military and other U.S. organizations at least by 1975.

Glenn Charles

um...

So there is the mistaken impression that the ordinary FBI professional knows spelling and grammar? I'm amazed.

Glenn Charles
Flame

Ahem

Poor excuse for putting on a few since wifey left ya.

Glenn Charles
Devil

and no one but no one is invulnerable

An easy password in a game (worse, a SHARED one) can make everything vulnerable. Someone that plays in a group I head (in the game)...did just that. Vulnerability is much more human than software oriented and always will be. To make it shorter, don't trust. Four letter word, ya know.

Glenn Charles
Happy

I'd never steal your soles

Really.

Glenn Charles

The photograph at the top of the book...

which Reg reporter is it? I mean, seriously, curiosity has me going here...

Glenn Charles
Happy

I'll take the server.

And, like most people who use computers, I have no curiosity. None at all.

Glenn Charles
Happy

odd that you didn't mention

Reporting crimes in the U.S. via 911 has gone down drastically since it's become common practice for the police to make forced entry into the house of whoever called them "to make sure they're safe and not being held hostage or something similar". Which means...calling emergency is an absolute last resort. Look the other way? No. Shut your eyes and run...and hope to hit a building for an alibi for not reporting it.

Glenn Charles
Paris Hilton

I am so utterly impressed by our U.S. law enforcement...

Now tell me wtf the point was of all this. But then they won't let you leave the United States without a passport either; maybe the fence was to keep us in.

Glenn Charles
Flame

Baby Boomers

The .001% of them that actually made money, you mean? being one.

G

Glenn Charles

Icon

Bald guy with "hairy innit?" on it?

G

Glenn Charles
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Manning

For TS access you sign a contract. He did break it. At the time I left it was 5 years and 25 grand; last I checked it was the same. During pretrial you can expect "killing" conditions. He acted as a spy of sorts--rather stupid, but a spy--and suffered the consequences. The consensus seems to be it would have been better to just take him in the bushes and shoot him, as would have happened in most countries. Interesting situation.

G

Glenn Charles
Happy

Loss of Data

This seems similar to the e-mail my wife got telling her that Chase security was partially breached...but anyone should only have her e-mail address. I am a Chase customer; no such notification. Containment is the name of the day, aye?

--Glenn

Glenn Charles

and, well, dangit

I have Aussie friends who play RoM too. Not that that places heavy traffic on my connection or anything...

Glenn Charles
Troll

to the point

"But these days Ofcom's policy is to let the free market decide, and rely on the flawed premise about auctions to ensure efficient spectrum utilisation (which is Ofcom's remit: competition is to be encouraged, but only because it encourages greater exploitation). "

That isn't a government agency, is it? For shame, for shame.

Glenn

Great point, by the way.

Glenn Charles
Troll

Assange (TM)

I had a really good assange today. After all that constipation it felt good.

Glenn Charles
Happy

I'm sorry, but...

this sounds like sheep shit to me.

G

Glenn Charles

use a desktop search engine

Specifically, Copernic, which has both paid and free versions. Sadly enough, it doesn't include either Goggle or Bingo as original acts. Web Ferret may be better. The latter I believe would only be available from a few download sites like CNet.

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Glenn Charles

libre and its meaning

Libre. From wikipedia "Gratis versus libre is the distinction between two meanings of the English adjective "free"; namely, "for zero price" (gratis) and "with few or no restrictions" (libre). The ambiguity of "free" can cause issues where the distinction is important, as it often is in dealing with laws concerning the use of information, such as copyright and patents.

The terms are largely used to categorise intellectual property, particularly computer programs, according to the licenses and legal restrictions that cover them, in the free software and open source communities, as well as the broader free culture movement. For example, they are used to distinguish freeware (gratis software) from free software (libre software)."

Glenn

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