919 posts • joined 13 Apr 2007
Re: "embarrassing trip-stumble-faceplant combo "
Picture this: A man running along a path with two dogs, each on a leash held in each hand, he trips, the dogs don't stop running, he couldn't let go of the leashes.
He performed the most amazing full-on perfectly flat bellyflop to the ground I'll ever see in my life.
He's lucky I didn't have any video recording device active because that clip would've likely gone viral. Had there been CCTV in that area there's almost no doubt a cheeky operator would've gone "I'm getting a copy of that & sending it to my mate".
Dialup on my Amiga, 18.5 years ago
Back when you had to know or were willing to learn some shit about how computers work to get online, now every fucker with a 'smartphone' can flood their nonsense on the internet without having an inkling of what a bit or byte actually is.
The 28k8 SupraFAXmodem alone cost £200, later upgraded by firmware to 33k6. Now I'm on 80 megabit....
Disney owning Star Wars is wrong on so many levels, and in so many galaxies far, far away.
I DO NOT HAVE "FREE TECH HELP" STAMPED ON MY FUCKING FOREHEAD!!
Two days ago a friend emailed me (from his phone) that his laptop has gone wonky again.
I've not contacted him back because I've spent literally hours removing shite from that and past PCs of his for no tangible reward. I'm thinking I should tell him to call my brother in future for such stuff, he charges £30/hour for that.
2TB - $199.99 (£199.99 at today's exchange rate)
Fixed that for you.
Re: There's a difference
@Anonymous Coward, the first one in this reply 'thread' (hey what happened to the timestamps of posts to identify which AC you're referring to??)
Too damn right, companies love to do this to divert the attention away form them, like getting their users to blame each other for the service being bad, especially ISPs who have been using their users as scapegoats for their lack of bandwidth since the dawn of 'unlimited' internet access...
Re: Far too creepy Tesco
Are you implying that Tesco is positioning itself to become a 'superpower'?
The money of Facebook + the lawyer army of Facebook
ZeniMax has a monetary deathwish?
Re: Like rats from a sinking ship.
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Sky actually did me a favour, but I wasn't going to go with them because it would've meant having to change my line rental over to them, taking away phonecall packages that currently get used.
Also, there are more BTWIFI hotspots out there I can use than there are Sky wifi hotspots for those users. If I look at the hotspot finders for those services and put my hometown in, I see 9 businesses in the down center for Sky and the BT one reports 2 businesses in the town center and over 2000 residential homes.
Like rats from a sinking ship.
Once I heard that Sky had bought O2 which included BE, the ISP I was with, I jumped ship sharpish, just like many other satisfied BE customers.
My monthly internet bill has increased about 30% due to the ISP I went with, but my donwload and upload rates have increased fifteen fold from around 5mbit/1.1mbit to a speedtest verified 79mbit/18mbit...
I'm wondering how many kidneys you'd need to harvest to build a large NAS with them...
My own personal cloud you say...
I've always wanted to be a monkey with an irrepressible nature!
Did the article author simply choose to put Tron in the title, yet not even reference it in the article, just so they would come across as sounding futuristic tech-like?
Can you please point me to where someone in the original film, or the Korean knock-off cartoon film Savior of the Earth, or Tron Legacy, or the short-lived Tron Uprising cartoon tv series wore something like this.
Facebook in 3D?
I don't even like it in 2D.
Big corporation swallowing little corporation is usually done for the monetary value of IP, copyrights and trademarks.
Farcebook will probably try and use their muscle to stamp out potential competition through use of an army of lawyers.
I was looking forward to getting a Rift when it matured into a commercial product with notable games having support for it.
Now I think I'll wait for an alternative.
Just when you thought you couldn't hate hipsters enough...
Lets beat him up with an aluminum baseball bat...
I think some people might be worried about feature creep.
Especially when there's the incentive of money involved.
"while still leading to content we think users will enjoy"
He wasn't selling it you dolt, it was a free app, he gained revenue from the in-game ads.
Surely people know about the Android app that lets you create .apk files from the apps installed on a device, so you can back them up and also install on another Android device?
THE END IS NIGH! REPENT! REPENT!
A friend whose job it is to deal daily with PCs & networks etc. in all forms has been very insistant I should upgrade my XP machines to 7 or 8, fearing that after M$ stop issuing security updates it'll be open season for the people behind the XP exploits, and that there could be mass XP infection after the life support is switched off, especially with the CryptoLocker ransomware nasties.
Is his paranoia justified?
I recall The A-Team did that once, attaching some speakers to foundations of a building and dropping flour into the ventilation shafts to simulate an earthquake to get people to leave the building.
Re: What the...
Re-creating the rubber-key Spectrum keyboard I feel is a purely nostalgic one, as most people's introduction to Sinclair computers is the rubber-key Spectrum it's an obvious choice.
I have a Spectrum+ and have to say the keyboard on that is almost worse than the rubber-key one, because the sides of the keys are vertical you have to press the keys down perfectly straight or they rub up against the surrounding keys which can make them harder to push down.
I also have a Spectrum +2 which has what I would call a 'proper' keyboard, and you can actually type each letter of the commands in BASIC rather than trying to find/remember what key combination produces what command.
ISPs with permanent filters should be re-branded as PISPs
Partial Internet Service Providers
It's a nice idea, but...
it means Google can track even more of your web browsing habits.
Leeloo Dallas Multipass
Guys over on hackaday.com are in the process of creating a rather interesting open source USB device they're dubbing the 'Mooltipass', which will act as a password wallet that can automatically enter in the password of your choosing.
Handy if you have many passwords to try and remember and want to keep them long with random characters.
I look forward to seeing the final outcome of the project.
Re: Correct way to implement this..
Unfortunately more and more things will be implimented with opt-out as the initial default setting, because it's easier to say sorry (or nothing at all) than to ask permission in the first place.
Re: I thought a fanny bag was something else
Picture this, before I learnt the American meaning of the word fanny I had watched the film "Armed and Dangerous" where Meg Ryan said:
"l must have a complete set of Carlino's fingerprints on my fanny by now."
Re: Didn't even realise Viglen still existed...
And the name sounds like some weird medical condition.
"I got a Viglen last week."
"Oh, sorry to hear that."
Hey, I have a Betamax player, and a Laserdisc player and a Nook Tablet (but not a Zune).
What are you trying to say?
Isn't that just the modern equivilant of mice running through mazes?
As in it only proves some mice are better at learning how mazes are constructed.
Re: I've so got to get me one of those
Too late :(
I've so got to get me one of those
Not because I want the tactical benefits from it, I just want to look awesome sitting on the sofa watching tv.
What the actual fuck?
With the ever rapid increasing usage / storage / transmitting / selling / leaking of people's personal data held on closed and networked computers, shouldn't the ICO be given a bigger budget to employ more people and more powers to enforce the data protection laws?
Reducing their investiagtions will only lead to more companies flying under the radar, with some actively taking advantage of the situation.
Re: Will reduce online security
I hope you're wrong, too.
A friend put his laptop online for just a short while through his phone (god knows how he figured out how to tether) just to get some printer drivers.
Cue me taking a good part of half an hour removing the half a dozen pieces of toolbar shite and other bags of shite that got installed during his attempt to simply getting a printer working because he wasn't paying attention during the installation processes (those bastards keep finding new ways to hide the 'FREE TOOLBAR' options from end users).
In a good way it means more work for those who make a living from fixing people's PCs, in a bad way it means computer hobbyists will spend more time being unpaid tech help to friends/family.
There are too many who are ignorant of the porn filter
and the consequences it brings.
I talked to a friend about this going "So you've heard about the porn filter they're putting on the internet?" to which his reply was "no", and it was difficult trying to explain to him that the filter does more than (allegedly) 'protect the children' because it sets in place a tool for the government to filter so much more.
I still don't think he understands what the filter actually represents :(
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