* Posts by JonP

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Vote now for the best sci-fi film never made

JonP
Paris Hilton

problem is...

...most of these would make REALLY bad films. The bits that make these books special (and i'll admit to only having read maybe 60% of them ) just wouldn't translate to the 'big screen'.... saying that i think Altered Carbon would (and the sequels) so it got my vote despite the fact it's not one of the better books on the list...

Paris - gotta be an obvious casting for Hari Seldon!

Grief and disbelief greet Elop's Nokia revolution

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Badgers

how? by making better handsets than everyone else...

... and Nokia are quite good at that.

The other side of all this is that Microsoft NEED to get a decent mobile device out there - the current trend seems to be towards mobile computing and they could do worse than Nokia for hardware.

This could be like you say, a long slow suicide - but equally it could be the thing that makes them both.

Hasty legislation will make a mess of Europe's 'right to be forgotten'

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Black Helicopters

"when it is no longer needed for the purposes for which it was collected"

who decides the data is "no longer needed."??

"Please delete my data"

"No, we need it to sell advertising."

"But..."

"That's why we collected it in the first place."

etc.

Met terror squad beats all complaints

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Maybe it is all legit

Probably the first thing an aggrieved suspect (which probably makes up most of the people these guys go after) does is make a complaint - "help help i'm being oppressed/beaten/setup by fascists/racists" etc. And doubtless they all have to be recorded these days regardless of how unfounded they might be. So maybe it is all legit.

It should be noted that i am writing this of my own free will, and am not being coerced in anyway at all. (sorry, how do you spell that? c-o-e-r-c-e-d? OK got it)

Infamous Storm botnet rises from the grave

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Grenade

Idiots

So who are the idiots that reply to this spam & buy enough stuff that makes it worth doing?!

Couldn't they maybe sign up for it and spare the rest of us?

Forget the GPad - is Google building a server chip?

JonP
Jobs Horns

let's hope it's a server chip...

...xPads are so passe.

Why the banks aren't scared of the Robin Hood Tax

JonP

Fair point but...

As mentioned in the article, it wasn't this that cause the crisis.

"How the bankers "make" the money is by doing it thousands of times a second so it all buids up and this would stop this." WHY do you want to stop this?!?!? OK the whole banking system is a big farce built on imaginary money, but this bit actually "works".

"The banks by doing this are taking the money out of our economy i.e. us and giving us nothing in return." - well no. The bank makes a profit - their staff get paid, their shareholders get a dividend, and the bank has money to invest in new business etc.

For now all *I'd* do (& IANAB) is fix the system so that the last crisis can't happen again (or can easily be mitigated) and then step back and think before doing anything else. Knee-jerk reactions/laws/regulations never really work. & Yeah i know it's how the current (UK) government operates but hey...

Johnson: ID cards will pay for themselves

JonP

Our Money...

The problem is that the Government think it's THEIR money.

Chinese go beyond binary with ternary molecule

JonP

not electrical anyway

one of the limitiations of binary based electronics is how fast you can switch between "1" & "0" voltage levels and still accurately tell what you had (against noise). I imagine any gain from using ternary bits would be lost in speed, plus the associated logic would need to be more complex - almost getting towards old analogue electronics!

still, nice to see the Chinese trying to develop new stuff.

Police send Reg hack CRB check database

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Grenade

database

"If you need a secure method, surely you would have a more secured centralised SQL server for the police force to access confidential data from?" -

you don't mean like a "database"?! I have reservations about the amount of information the state maybe keeping on me in various databases, but i always assumed (somewhere in the back of my mind) that they were actual *databases*, only accessible by certain people that had been vetted and trained to use them. Not some poxy spreadsheet that gets cc'd to all and sundry.

damage confidence in the police?! - damage confidence in the whole damned system more like...

Steve Jobs bans all apps from iPhone (or thereabouts)

JonP

plausible though

I think the titanium guy might have a valid point - as long as the apps correctly use the Apple APIs, they'll probably be OK. This is probably what the new SDK clause was really about - his argument sounds plausible/sensible anyway.

In any case how would apple be able to tell an app was written using a translator (barring any headers it might add) and not straight in Objective C or C++ etc? (OK, if the app doesn't use the APIs i suppose that might give it away...)

Death row inmate claims allergy to lethal injection

JonP

argon?

Yeah i remember that Portillo documentary - as i recall they tried different gasses (on pigs?) and found some gasses (nitrogen etc) although effective caused the pigs to become stressed due to suffocating (i.e. it would be inhumane). I think they settled on argon? But as you said the pro-death penalty guy said it was too easy - but that might have just been an extreme opinion for the sake of 'good TV'.

If internet had existed before we were born would we be here now?

JonP
Badgers

Verity?

Read like a Verity Stobb stream-of-conciousness-piss-take and then it stopped. Hmmmm.

Still, beats Topeka.

Chip and PIN security busted

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Passwords(!)

Yeah, we should all use passwords instead(!) <ahem>

4 digits is OK for a PIN - it's not like you can stand at the ATM/checkout and try and brute force it.

an 'easy' way round this problem is to make customers give their cards to the cashier who then inserts the card into the reader. The customer then enters the PIN on a separate keypad and the card is returned at the end of the transaction.

let's face it there's never going to be a secure way of doing this. However at least now banks (should!!) now have to admit that chip & PIN is not secure as they made out and take some of the liability themeselves.

Survey outs Britain as nation of tech twits

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Sting

For a brief, paranoid moment i thought this was based on the results of the El Reg Reader

survery!

Then i noticed it was still on-going so they won't have analysed the results yet...

Google 'open' memo betrays deep corporate delusion

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...but it's a fair point tho.

I agree the internet is currently a 'better place' since Google arrived, but you must be a little concerned at the dominance/influence they have. In the end they're just another company. You know, like Microsoft. Big companies need to be periodically attacked to 'keep them honest', if the attack is baseless it'll be ignored, if not then maybe things can be improved.

And lets face it having a motto "Don't be evil" is just asking for it really!

El Reg's LHC visit - Deleted Scenes

JonP
Happy

"I'm a mechanical engineer, not an electrical one. It was an electrical fault."

Made me smile anyway...

Music downloads greener than buying CDs

JonP

@Tony Paulazzo - Pirates

it's in their own interests after all global warming is causing a decrease in the number of pirates (or is it the other way around...) and that would certainly worry me if i were a pirate.

NASA: Clean-air regs, not CO2, are melting the ice cap

JonP
Flame

geoengineering

' "geoengineering"- artificially modifying the climate - must be considered as a countermeasure to global warming...'

yeah, given the reasons for global warming seem change every other week how would anyone actually know for certain how to "geoengineer" anything - they could potentially (read: probably) make things 'worse' (relative to this weeks version of the apocalypse). It seems there's still far too much uncertainty to take any positive action.

Which desktop Linux distribution?

JonP
Thumb Up

Debian

Just (coincidentally) installed Debian 5.0.0 Lenny (really only because there was that Reg article about it recently and it stuck in my mind) on an old-ish (P4) laptop - never used Linux before (a bit of Unix way-back), so i thought i'd give it a try.

and bugger me sideways if it wasn't disgustingly easy. On top of that it managed to install a dual-boot (using GRUB - iircc) with windows XP (that was already installed) and it all seems to work fine with minimal effort (OK I skim read the install manual one lunchtime) Not really had much of a play yet, but am quite impressed so far...

Sex offender email monitoring plan mothballed

JonP
Black Helicopters

real world...

"We need to patrol the internet to keep predators away from children in the same way as we patrol the real world," - only when the pubs kick out and on special occasions?

maybe if people treated the internet like the 'real world' then lots of problems would go away...

FAST fingers another Cardiff biz over software compliance

JonP
Joke

Software Theft

Software Theft?! Surely Federation Against Insufficient Licensing would be more appropriate...

Amazon pulls Japanese rape simulator from shelves

JonP

@Charles King

Absolutely.

UK gov unleashes biometric IDs

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@Big Brother is incompetent

By 2010 at the latest - the other bozoids have "promised" to scrap the ID cards, so that may be why they're be incremental in the implementation...

Royal Society of Chemistry defines perfect Yorkshire pud

JonP

RSC?!

Wasn't it the RSC with that thing about the Italian job ending?

Do they actually ever do any chemistry or do they just sit around watching films and troughing yorkshire puds? Anyone know if they've got any jobs going?

UK.gov plans 'consensus' on PAYG phone registry

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@Oh no they're talking behind our backs

just to be pedantic - the civil war was pretty much the government against the king (Charles I) who was busy taxing the arse out of the country so he could go to war, rather than the british people against the government - they/we just got dragged in as cannon fodder ...

anyway this whole thing sounds like the government trying to justify ID cards, most people realise all the talk of ID being used to combat terrorism is BS. After that they're just very expensive cards with pictures on.

Android comes with a kill-switch

JonP

@so this is

not really - the kill switch is an indiscriminate write action to (remotely) disable a handset (or SIM). This seems to be more like a read action to see what's on the phone, analysis of what applications are installed on the phone, followed (potentially) by another command to initiate deletion of specific applications from your phone.

Also, extrapolating wildly, if google can execute remote commands on your phone then presumably so could anyone else...

Game sharer gets £16K fine

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@Potential profit

You're right, but all the games companies have to do is convince a judge that it would be 'actual profit', and then cite that a number of people downloaded it as evidence. Saying that the downloaders wouldn't have bought it and so wouldn't have contributed to 'actual profit' is supposition - how do you prove it?

Whitehats tackle The Great Botnet Dilemma

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Consequences

Let's face it if they took any positive action to remove the infection they'd likely end up doing it to some government department's computer and "cause" >$5000 worth of damage etc. ... and even if this is unlikely there'll be someone in that 25,000 who objects and decides to cause trouble ...

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