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* Posts by James Sherwood

12 posts • joined 30 Apr 2008

Sky 3D soccer fails to score

James Sherwood
Megaphone

Re: 50 people, none of who need...

There were a few people in the pub wearing spectacles. They simply made do by slotting the 3D specs over the top of their spectacles. Perhaps opticians should launch a range of spectacles with 3D-ready prescription lenses?

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Hi-tech Silly Putty reformed as gadget protector

James Sherwood
Megaphone

@ Dafydd Lawrence

The inventor received backing from Peter Jones and Theo Paphitis.

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Sony PSP Go to hit UK in October

James Sherwood
Happy

@ Mark

The website's called Register Hardware for a very good reason - we're all about hardware. As such, we restrict our videogame coverage to the biggest/best/highest selling titles. We're aware that opinions of which titles fall into those categories will differ from person to person, but we limit our videogames coverage to ensure we concentrate our time on bringing you the best, freshest and most interesting stories from the land of hardware. We can’t cover it all – we’re only 1/3 cyborg!

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Apple touts tips to sidestep iPod earphone electric shocks

James Sherwood
Unhappy

@ Jerome

So sorry, very occasionally words get lopped off in the editing process. We'll make sure our sub-editors receive a suitable punishment...

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Police pursue crime suspect by Wii avatar

James Sherwood
Joke

@ Anonymously Deflowered

Perhaps that's what caused the accident?

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Geeks re-invent breakfast

James Sherwood
Joke

@ Ponder Stebbins

Your wish has already come true, sort of. Please see: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/11/26/usb_toaster/

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Helmet makes you 'feel' in-game head shots

James Sherwood

@ The Repulsive Monkey

The key word here is "simulation"

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Nintendo in profit on each Wii sold

James Sherwood

@ Mark Broadhurst

Contrary to your comment that "Nintendo make money on consoles and less games per customer sold but dont make money on games," it actually does, at least according to Forbes' article.

The report stated that Nintendo makes its own games and - although they generally cost less than titles developed by third parties for the Xbox 360 or PS3, "so far the gambit has paid off" for Nintendo.

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Gov pulls plug on prison PlayStations

James Sherwood
Happy

@ Paul Bruneau

We can but try Paul! Thanks

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Mio announces Knight Rider satnav

James Sherwood
Joke

RE: We need more Bort satnavs in the gift shop

Robert, i'm glad somebody spotted it.

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Snail mail goes hi-tech – literally

James Sherwood
Joke

Re: Snail sex

I'm no snail expert, but according to Wikipedia, snails are actually hermaphrodites. So, whilst Agent 003 may have been given a female name, the slithering RFID snail is neither boy nor girl.

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Grand Theft Auto 4 queue man stabbed in head

James Sherwood
Heart

Health cheat

Re: Adrian Jackson.

Really, the unfortunate man should have dialled 482-555-0100 into his mobile.

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