* Posts by Mike

64 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Apr 2007

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BitTorrent site Demonoid.com downed by Canadian record industry

Mike

@JP

"they should probably go after those $4/disc stalls in certain shopping malls"

er...would that be the Pacific Mall?

Ubuntu's latest OS not so Gutsy

Mike
Happy

Installed last Friday night

No problems on my Athlon 1800, 1gb test bed. However this was a fresh install and not an upgrade.

Arnie terminates phthalates in kids' toys

Mike
Coat

pronounciation

ffff

thay (like say with a lisp)

lates

Its fun to say phthalates!

Geeks and Nerds caught on film lacking geeky nerdiness

Mike
Paris Hilton

ha ha

This is something good technicians have known for some time. Most of these guys have graduated from some fast-track course that trains you how to pass the exams and teaches you very little about actually diagnosing and repairing computers. In addition these companies pay their technicians at rock-bottom rates that only newly certified techs would bother applying for. I already had 17 years computer experience as a hobbyist (hardware hacking, programming in assembly) before I decided to become a technician - not 6 months like most of these guys. I work in Toronto and have fixed more than one or two cock-ups caused by these inexperienced techs. Just google "insert tech company" complaints and you'll get an idea of what I'm talking about.

I inserted Paris for those of you looking for the Paris Hilton angle.

FBI redefines length of century

Mike

er...

They won't be 100 years old until 2009.

Microsoft dispels rumors of stealth Windows updates

Mike

er...again

I think the portion of the EULA that applies here is this one.

2. AUTOMATIC INTERNET-BASED SERVICES. The Software features described below are enabled by default to connect via the Internet to Microsoft computer systems automatically, without separate notice to you. You consent to the operation of these features, UNLESS YOU CHOOSE TO SWITCH THEM OFF OR NOT USE THEM (my caps). Microsoft does not obtain personal information through any of these features.

Seems to me that by selecting "let me choose when to install them" or "notify me but don't automatically download or install them" in automatic updates you are effectively telling Microsoft not to automatically install software and if they go ahead and do it anyway then they committed a trespass.

Mike

er...

In most countries isn't it against the law to access someone's computer without their consent? If Microsoft altered files on my computer without my knowledge or consent, regardless of their reason, then that is the same as someone hacking into my computer and accessing/altering my files. I think the relevant statute in the state of Washington is this one.

RCW 9A.52.120

Computer trespass in the second degree.

(1) A person is guilty of computer trespass in the second degree if the person, without authorization, intentionally gains access to a computer system or electronic data base of another under circumstances not constituting the offense in the first degree.

(2) Computer trespass in the second degree is a gross misdemeanor.

MIT in Matrix 'Crowd Farm' plan

Mike

Power Stool

I often get that after a night of drinking.

NASA's drunken astronaut report released

Mike

@umm

Forget the Klingons, doesn't anybody remember Scotty. In at least one episode I can remember he had to get $h1tfaced to save the ship.

Salesforce.com takes corp-anthems into the developer ghetto

Mike

Funny

I found the lame dancers in the background especially funny. The secret is out, nerds can't dance.

iPhone autopsies conducted

Mike

Linux install

You asked for...you got it.

http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml

Student lends an ear to Welsh-speaking dolphins

Mike

Hmmph

No big deal, we've known since 1990 that killer whales have distinct "dialects".

(Dayton, Leigh; "Killer Whales Communicate in Distinct 'Dialects,'" New Scientist, p. 35, March 10, 1990.)

German boffins make sperm cells from bone marrow

Mike

sperm cells

Heh, heh, from bone marrow you say.

ATM blagger cuffed after artificial leg falls off

Mike

losing limbs

The Bader link reminds me of the joke about the pilot who crashed in Germany during WWII. He was badly injured to the point that every couple of days the German doctors had to remove another limb due to infection. Before each limb was removed the pilot would ask if the doctors could package it up and send it home to England. While the doctors thought the request odd, they complied. Finally, the doctors had removed all limbs but his right arm. They approached him with the bad news that this would also have to be removed, and he made his usual request. "Nein" the doctors replied. "The gestapo thinks you're trying to escape"

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