* Posts by Ralph B

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NY premiere of The Interview cancelled after hackers' terrorist threats

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Re: Actually...

> I think the studio that made the film win this one

I thought the same. But if the film also gets cancelled from theatrical release, then it'll be a big loss for the studio. (Unless they have insurance for that sort of thing ... ? (It's been a while since I watched The Producers.))

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Sony Pictures hit by 'fightback on filesharers' DDoS claims – report

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Sony's DDoS Resources

If Sony were to add DDoS launching code to all the PlayStations in the world, in the next software upgrade, that'd make a sizeable botnet resource, don't you think?

I'm sure they haven't done such a thing, but it's gotta be a temptation, eh?

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Govt spaffs £170k to develop the INTERNET OF SHEEP

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Re: Sheep puns?

Hope it's got good baaandwidth.

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The Great Unwatched: BBC hails glorious digital future for Three

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Small Correction

"Little Britain" was originally on Radio 4.

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Sacre block! French publishers to sue Adblock maker – report

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Re: Money speaks, as usual

> The only thing that article doesn't cover is charging

They seem to be on a morally/legally dangerous path. First they develop a tool that promises to block ads; then they try to collect money from advertisers to nevertheless let the ads through; next they will try to collect money from users for really blocking the ads they initially promised to; then they'll try to collect yet more money from advertisers to really let through the ads they've already paid to be let through ... and so on.

Eventually, I expect, the lawyers will do rather well out of it, but everyone else with lose out.

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Yotaphone 2: The two-faced pocket-stroker with '100 hours' batt life

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Re: E-ink displays

> Media InkPhone

Having now seen a review of the Midia InkPhone I'm quite glad I didn't get to buy one.

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Re: E-ink displays

> Quite a good idea for a phone, for those of us who would be happy with black and white of course.

I'd be very happy with an eInk-only phone too. Unfortunately, I only know of one of these - the Midia InkPhone - and they seem to have sold out of however few they made of them.

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Re: sailfish....

> Would be nice to sailfish on it, since Jolla already has the other half for E-ink....

What do you know that Jolla aren't saying? The Other Half appears to be merely a theme-change on the LED display based on the colour of the back that has been mounted. Nothing about e-ink.

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Knockoff knockdown: Euro cops shutter 300 'counterfeit' domains

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Has anyone checked ... ?

Has anyone checked if the Amazon and eBay websites are still there?

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Bladerunner sequel might actually be good. Harrison Ford is in it

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Re: weighing the options...

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was written by Philip K Dick. The Bladerunner follow-ups were not, and therefore are to be taken no more seriously than any other fan-fiction.

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How Possible?

If Deckard and Rachel were both replicants then they shouldn't have survived more than the 3-or-so years that Tyrell's design allowed. So, how could something as crusty as Ford possibly still be around. (It would be ungentlemanly to speculate on Ms.Young's current appearance.)

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Forget Hillary, HP's ex CARLY FIORINA 'wants to be next US Prez'

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Cool

Expect to see the USA merge with China and have the combination shrink to the size of Germany.

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Right to be forgotten should apply to Google.com too: EU

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Waiting for the day

I'm waiting for the day when someone manages to sneak the Article 29 equivalent of "rm -rf /" passed Google.

Do you suppose Google does backups of their indexes? Or would they just crawl it all again?

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Nokia's N1 fondleslab's HIDDEN BRILLIANCE: The 'Z Launcher'

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Some People

I imagine that some people aren't going to be so happy to have their porn app appearing automatically on the home page, rather than staying wherever it was they hid it.

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We come bearing internet: Google sends up Project Loon balloons in second test

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Astronomers! Wake Up!

If they thought light pollution and current electromagnetic interence was bad, how's it going to be when there are few thousand (or million?)* of these Google Loon balloons floating around, blocking the light, radioing to each other and the ground users & basestations. I predict that astronomers will mightily annoyed when they take their eyes off their viewfinders and finally notice.

(Maybe we'll have to just give up Astronomy, when the Loon Cloud renders the rest of the Universe invisible to us.)

* Has anyone actually calculated how many balloons Google will need for the final, working system?

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Japanese boffins build rounders-playing ROBOT SCHOOLGIRL

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It's only a matter of time ...

... before all your base are belong to us.

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FIRST for HUMANITY: Fridge-size PROBOT headed for COMET TOUCHDOWN

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Comet-Seeding

If it possible that life here was seeded from comets, may we ponder from where this proto-DNA might have come? Might it be that some other civilisation, remote in space and time, faced with the impracticalities/impossibilities of sending actual living bodies on such a journey, decided to send just amino acids?

If not, are there any grounds to think that the natural formation of such building-blocks of life is more likely to have occurred elsewhere than hereabouts, cosmically speaking. (I guess so, since there is vastly more of everything elsewhere than there is hereabouts, cosmically speaking.)

Do we know if this particular comet originated from the Kuiper Belt or the Oort Cloud? (And don't these both count as fairly local, cosmically speaking?)

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The Pirate Bay co-founder exits jail, now, er, free to eat vegan food

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Copyright

> he has long been interested in promoting his anti-copyright agenda.

I look forward to reading (a stolen copy of) his autobiography one day.

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How Hollywood film-makers wove proper physics into Interstellar

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Re: 3hrs in IMAX?

Thanks for the downvotes for saying it might be expensive to see this movie in an IMAX cinema. Even though it will be.

My "local" IMAX charges between £12 and £14 for the 20 minute films. There's no sign of Interstellar appearing there any time soon, which may be because they don't want to lose the 9x£14=£126 they could be earning in the same time (OK, more realistically 6x£14=£84, allowing for audience swaps), or because have no chance of charging that much for screening Interstellar.

So, downvoters, I'm not knocking the IMAX experience, just pointing out the mathematical / economic facts involved in screening a 3hr movie in an IMAX cinema.

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3hrs in IMAX?

A 3 hour movie in an IMAX? I can't imagine the ticket price for that, considering the price they charge for the standard 20 minute IMAX film. (Well, I can imagine 9x the price, but I can't imagine many being willing or able to afford it.)

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Pop starlet Taylor Swift DUMPS Spotify: It’s not me, it’s you

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Seems Reasonable

> An artist may make between 70p and £1.20 from the sale of a digital album on iTunes or Amazon, but only fractions of a cent from each play on a streaming service.

So, if the artist thinks their music will get selected for streaming time and time again, then they should probably use Spotify. But if they think their music will get played one time only then they should probably stick with iTunes and Amazon.

Taylor Swift would appear to share my opinion of her music.

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Pixel mania: Apple 27-inch iMac with 5K Retina display

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Re: Looks like a lovely machine....

The computer you really want always costs $2500.

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Lenovo completes Motorola purchase for $2.9bn – $10bn less than Google paid for it

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Re: In my dreams

> Moto +Lenovo = Melon

Or Lenovo + Moto = Lemon.

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Multi Jet Fusion: THAT's HP's promised 3D printer, not crazy 'leccy invention

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Re: Can't wait....

Not a problem. You'll be able to print yourself new cartridges, won't you?

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FIFTEEN whole dollars on offer for cranky Pentium 4 buyers

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Mass Protest Opportunity

> The claim form doesn't require a receipt.

$15 doesn't sound a lot, but if the entire population of the USA (except Ohio) could be pursuaded to make a claim ... ?

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Turnbull: Coding skills 'will be almost as important as literacy and numeracy'

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Times tables?

> How can you teach this sort of subject to students who DON'T even know their times tables when the depart for High School.

Why would they ever need to learn their times tables when they know how to write:

int m, n; for (m=1; m<=12; m++) for (n=1; n<=12; n++) printf( "%d times %d is %d\n", m, n, m*n );

(I wanted to code that in Python, but the indentations don't survive El Reg's forum comment formatting.)

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Lawyers mobilise angry mob against Apple over alleged 2011 Macbook Pro crapness

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Re: I can confirm

And I've just given in my mid-2012 MacBook Pro with exactly the same symptoms for a logic board swap. Since it's out of guarantee, not under Apple Care, and not (yet) subject to a recall or legal case, I'll have to pay myself.

Combined with iOS 8's recent debilitation of my household's iPad2s and iPhone 4s, you can imagine I'm not so happy with Apple at the moment.

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PEAK APPLE: iOS 8 is least popular Cupertino mobile OS in all of HUMAN HISTORY

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Re: Regrets

I agree that iOS 8.0 on an iPad 2 or iPhone 4S is a disaster. However, it is a wee bit less of a disaster with iOS 8.1.

If you're stuck with iOS 8.0.x at the moment then an upgrade to iOS 8.1 is definitely to be recommended. And turning off all the effects & spotlight search extensions, etc.

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Banksy denies Banksy impostor's claim to Banksy.com – which isn't owned by Banksy

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Erm, How?

How did Banksy convince WIPO that he was actually Banksy when he was challenging the takedown by the imposter? Could this not be ANOTHER Banksy imposter challenging the Banksy imposter who was trying to takedown the domain of a Banksy imposter?

I'm not even sure that I am real any more.

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Speaking in Tech: Amazon's Fire is being snuffed out

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First And Last

Tried this podcast for the first time today. So far a rather dull chat about airlines followed by an extended (feels endless) advert for Equinix.

Is is usually more interesting than this?

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MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer

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@Paul re: Stuart

> try to perform experiments to disprove said theory

So, Paul, am I to understand it that you are an ugly bloke willing to sleep with lots of women to test Stuart's theory, in the pursuit of Science?

I think you'll have to join a queue. In order to get a statistically significant sample, I mean.

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Fanboi-and-fanfare-free fondleslabs fail to fire imagination

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Ah!

Ah, so that's why iOS 8 had to make the user experience on my iPad 2 so bad! It's to make the iPad Air 2 and iPad Mini 3 user experience look good in comparison!

Funnily enough, it made me take a look at Android tablets instead, but I ended up buying a touch-screen Chromebook. I recommend it.

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Not a loyal follower of @BritishMonarchy? You missed The QUEEN*'s first Tweet

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Fake Queen

The Real HMQ would have written "We" rather than "I".

And She would have used a "wePad" rather than an "iPad".

Or got a butler to do it for Her.

Or her Prime Minister.

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Happy 2nd birthday, Windows 8 and Surface: Anatomy of a disaster

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Re: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

> Give people what they want, not what you want to give them.

However ... “If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses” as Henry Ford said.

What I find more interesting here is how Ballmer, Sinofsky and Nadella are all so, erm, follicly challenged. Is there a Conspiracy of the Bald in charge of Microsoft? Or was Ballmer such a leader that all his minions chose to shave and polish their heads in emulation? Or is it just chance that the last three middle-aged white males at the top of MS have been slap-heads?

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Adorkable overshare of words like photobomb in this year's dictionaries

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Textonym

> “textonym” – “one of two or more words that can be generated by pressing the same key combinations on a mobile, e.g. kiss and lips”.

That definition baffled me until I realised it was talking about predictive text input. When Urban Dictionary can write a definition better than Collins and Chambers, it's no wonder the publishing industry is dying.

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Microsoft to enter the STRUGGLE of the HUMAN WRIST

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Re: Pebble still seems the best

Agreed. Still wearing and using my Pebble.

(Not that I can ever understand the need to bring information about the current weather to my wrist. I can look out of the window for that.)

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Whisper tracks its users. So we tracked down its LA office. This is what happened next

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Might be a CIA front….

You mean, just like Facebook ... ?

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Careless Whisper? Anonymous messaging app accused of stalking users, blabbing to Feds

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> This sounds like a government sponsored app that's used to collect data in an innocuous way. If that's the case then it's a clever ruse.

You mean, just like Facebook?

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Ex-US Navy fighter pilot MIT prof: Drones beat humans - I should know

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Re: I think there's a missing word here...

Maybe she's older than she looks.

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Aboard the GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP, there's a Mobe and a Slab and a TELLYBOX

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Re: Nexus 6

Ditto.

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Ancient Brits 'set wealthy man's FANCY CHARIOT on FIRE' – boffins

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Shouldn't Worry

You can still buy the exact same model from the Morgan Motor Company.

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Finnish PM: Apple has DESTROYED FINLAND

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Re: Ignore him

> This is the same Alexander Stubb who said early this year that the UK had to wake up and understand that the EU is good for them.

Every Finn can probably hear the irony and sarcasm in that one too.

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Sh** just got real: Amazon to open actual shop in New York City

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Re: Argos!

(Maybe we should explain who Argos are to any non-UK readers. (I'm amused to see they've now added an Amazon style "smile"-underline to their logo. Maybe they're hoping for a takeover.))

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Breaking news: Man with Apple shares really wishes they were worth even more

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Zune killer?

Surely it was Microsoft that pulled the plug on the Zune. Apple merely produced a product that was competitive with it.

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Put down that shotgun: Wi-Fi's the way to beat Zombies

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Here's Hoping

Here's hoping the zombies remember to keep their phones charged.

(Although users of #RIVALPHONEPLATFORM have managed so far, eh? Eh? Eh?)

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No one wants iOS 8 because it's for NERDS - dev

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Not the only reason to avoid iOS 8

It also makes your iPad or iPhone (especially, but not only, the only models) almost unusably slow and breaks copy/paste between apps (even Apple apps.)

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Toys fly from prams as HP rivals stoke FUD fires on its split

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Re: I'm so excited

> I've been loosing sleep

How do you loose sleep? By slipping Rohypnol in someone's drink?

Or have you actually been losing sleep?

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Apple and GT: Sapphire glass is cracked, but still not broken

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Me Confused

In one place the article says:

GT Advanced Technologies filed for bankruptcy protection on Monday, causing its share price to crash and burn — falling by 93 per cent to a measly 80 cents.

In another:

Since the release of the iPhone 6, GT's stock has plunged from $17.38 to $14.94.

So, which is it? $0.80 or $14.94? Or was the latter passed on the way to the former?

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Woman says narco-cops used her PICS to snare drug lords on Facebook

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Re: Paid by the hour...

> This can only happen if the agents involved feel no risk to themselves from doing so.

I rather imagine they thought it was highly unlikely that she would ever find out that they had used her photos. I wonder how she did find out.

[Goes off to check the complaint]

Jeez, the cops used her real name as well as her photos for their "fake" Facebook entry.

Lock 'em up!

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How much is Microsoft earning from its Android taxes again?

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Strange World

If you make an Android phone you have to pay Microsoft $3.29. If you make a Windows phone you have to pay Microsoft nothing at all.

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