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SpaceX Falcon tests HOVERCRAFT tech – despite ISS outage

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KickSat also on board

best of luck to @zacination with #Kicksat - Fly baby, fly….. Launch is T-Minus 9:50 min ...

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Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

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Boffin

Re: Commercial fusion may not be as far away as you think

This youtube video from Google talks covers this nicely..

Should Google Go Nuclear? Clean, cheap, nuclear power (no, really)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk6z1vP4Eo8

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Mini-Me, stop humping the 'L-A-S-E-R': New 3D tech can make a Mini-You

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Happy

Reminds me of the ...

episode of the Big Bang Theory...

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LOHAN test flight LIVE: All the launch action

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awsome!!

A great show, garden shed boffins doing what they do best. Well done to all who provided us with amazing streaming and commentary during the day.... This was WAY better than working :-)

Thanks !!

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cookieMonster

Re: Perhaps its me, but

on the RHS there are a few cars...

M6RPI_chase (in blue) -> at the end of the section there is a 'Pan To' link - Click it :-)

HTH

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Analysts brawl over 'death' of markup language

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Unhappy

huh...

never heard of it . . . .

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The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

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Happy

What about the BeBox...

god I loved that computer and OS... (and still have it)

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Lasers capture 3D images from a kilometre away

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Why no shoes?

What's up with that?

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Playboy submits to Apple with nudity-free 'Pornography 2.0' app

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WTF?

Like going to a brothel

For a hug ....

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New Year's resolution: Don't use Instagram, it'll sell YOUR photos

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haaaahhhhhaaaaaaa

the gangs running those social networking sites are turning into a bigger bunch of wankers than the bankers are....

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It pays to study the habits of your email users

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Meh

When I was young I used to be a filer.. ........

now I basically leave the email in the inbox, if I can/need to deal with it, I do, otherwise it's left there.

If it's urgent they'll call back after being ignored for a few days.

At the end of the month, every email older that 60 days is deleted.

I've better things to be doing than sorting through and managing email ....

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All you need to know about nano SIMs - before they are EXTERMINATED

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Unhappy

Blue US Robotics Sportster....

I had one of them... wow am I really that old?

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New monkey species with massive blue arse found in Africa

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Coffee/keyboard

keyboard please ...

and wipes for the monitor.

That is a contender for the best headline of 2012

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Room-temperature brown dwarf spied just 9 light-years off

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WTF?

Near...

"Finding brown dwarfs near our sun is like discovering there's a....."

For very extremely large values of "Near"...

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Segway death blamed on good manners

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Pint

He was right..I've seen them in Dublin airport myself

.... and I wasn't too hungover.

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El Reg to unleash rocket-powered spaceplane

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Go

Oh yeah..... Here we go again

this is going to be so cool.....

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Diary of a Not-spot: One man's heroic struggle for broadband

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Boffin

use a long length of ....

use a long length of 2 inch pipe, bolted/secured to the gable end of the house to hold the receiver. I've see 12 foot long sections of pipe like this used to mount tv aerials - so it would easily support the gear you have.

It also gives you the capability to increase the height securely.

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PARIS laid bare in intimate snaps

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One word . . . .

brilliant !!!!

Simply brilliant.

I've been following this from day 1 and have to say that the entire project, from start to finish, defines what the register is all about - good honest to goodness tongue in cheek tech reporting with the right amount of irreverence backed by genuine "hacker" mentality and the pursuit of fun.

Well done to all who worked on this and those who backed the project (including the pointy haired back room crew).

This is what is missing from life these days - the spirit of doing something for the fun of it.

I really really do hope that this is just the start, and not the end of this adventure, you guys have the makings of a real annual event here and the possibility to take it international (what with the possibility of a competition with the aussies and god knows who else).

Thank you for a great adventure, it was one of those very rare events that captured the kid in all of us.

I can't wait for the next one.

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Vulture One PARIS spaceplane telemetry LIVE ONLINE

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Paris Hilton

looks like

she's going down .........

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French website surrenders on Bastille Day

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FAIL

Merde !!

une fois encore ... MERDE !!!!

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I'm lost without Google Wi-Fi snoop

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3KM . . . . thats nothing

I tried this the other day too... on my iPod Touch.

It located my iPod in Bordeaux, when it was actually in Carcassonne.

That's probably where my broadband was routed through, but not much use all the same.

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Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates

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Paris Hilton

@Looking at her mugshot

Argggggggg !!!!! The image is burned into my mind !!!!

Paris - Cos that was what I was thinking, until I looked :-(

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'Negatively strange' antihypermatter made out of gold

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Pint

This is why

I just LOVE this site :-)

"ultramundanity" or "hyper-boringness" & "The strangeness value could be non-zero"

40 mins to beer o'clock on a Friday. Perfect!!

Have a good one, one and all.

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Compliance bods treat Cebit to watersports

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Paris Hilton

Is it just me...

or does anyone else see TITS in the TUViT???

Reading the article, I was expecting a couple of booth bunnies....

Paris - Bod - Check, Water Spots - You Bet !!

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NFC breathes new life into tombstones

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Unhappy

what about ...

porn starts or Jedi ??

Why the discrimination ?

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Oscars can Sacha Baron Cohen Avatar skit

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Pirate

Do it anyway

Film it in London, put it on gooTube

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Microsoft erases Windows 8 optimism

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One word ...

MEH !!

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Buster's World gives Guardian Professional balloon-sized headache

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FAIL

Ed Balls, Gay Fetish, Balloons, Kids

you couldn't make this shit up....

Brilliant !!!

So, when is the muppet in .gov that "APPROVED" it going to quit??

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US scientists get free cloud on-ramp

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WTF?

WTF... share data & microsoft

in the same sentence...

What's the line about the drug dealer and first sample being free??

Nothing of good (except possibly for microsoft) will possibly come of this.

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French mock British G-spot probe

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Vive la France

I'm here, and loving it :-)

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Hong Kong Taoist masters still hard at it

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victim impact statement/psychological report

That's easy:

They're "Broke" and also "Extremely F&%$£@g Stupid"

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Interpol chief questions body scanner rollout

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Finally

someone in some authority with some intelligence - but the muppets will no doubt ignore this.

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Brit kids failing to fall out of trees

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WTF?

How many of the little gits...

were eaten by large predators, compared to 2000, 5000 and 10,000 years ago??

It's called progress, like it or not !!

TTFN

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Next from Apple: The Pocket iPad

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Heart

@Interesting - Sarah Bee

By any chance can you tell us where they appear to be from??

One country seems to be pondering the introduction of a dedicated symbol for their special little dears who are .... let's say "challenged"

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Russia assigns $16.7m for nuclear spaceships

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All we need now is ...

the Chinese and Indians to become active.... nothing like a little competition to get things rolling - we should have had bases on both the moon and mars by now.

By a happy coincidence I'm currently reading "An Aspie Story: To Inhabit the Solar System"

http://www.neofuel.com/inhabit/

He was inspired by the Orion project, it's an enjoyable read..

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HP, Microsoft form $250m IT tag team

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FAIL

11,000 people...

10,998 marketing dweebs, 1 spoke-droid and 1 tech support engineer.

MEH !!!!

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Is it art or is it pr0n? Australia decides it's ALL filth

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Stop

Looks like the Taliban have

relocated to Australia.

What's next on the hit list for the these fruit cakes?

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Homemade airship prang closes highway in Oklahoma

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Good for him

Better than rotting away in some bloody old folks home.... fair play to him and I wish him all the best in his efforts.

And for the whiners out there .....

If the Feds (and most bloody officials) out there had their way we'd never get anywhere so shut the f&%^ up!!

Happy christmas to ye all ... Last day and it's beer o' clock.

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Japanese bloke gets arsey over artificial rectum

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Happy

Bum deal ???

It's beer o'clock, time to go...

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Lad passes gruelling 'getting on bus' test

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WTF?

what next....

a certificate for successfully taking a crap? making a cup of tea? getting out of bed?

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100 freetards an hour join Pirate Party UK

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Go

@mmiied

I think there may be something wrong with your keyboard.

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US space superloo claps out

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Go

Never underestimate ....

the importance of toilet cleaners .......

A career path many look down upon, yet when confined to a sealed environment, probably one of the most important jobs going :)

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Google polishes Chrome into netbook OS

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Good, the bar just got raised ....

Irrespective of the reasons to use/not use or love/hate the idea of this announcement, it can only be a good thing, for the simple reason that it now "FOCUSES" the minds of all existing OS providers.

This is exactly what Apple did to handset manufacturers and mobile phone operators when they released the iPhone.

Until the iPhone arrived, the quality, usability and functionality of handsets were determined by an agenda set by Operators, not customers. Post iPhone release there have been many major improvements right across the board and most important of all - putting the needs of Joe/Jane public back higher up on the list of priorities.

If Google actually deliver an OS experience to a similar level of what Apple did with the iPhone, then everyone will benefit. Microsoft, Apple and the various *NIX vendors will need to step up to the mark and justify why their version is better.

I'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out. Everyone is a winner if Google succeed with this.

Just my 2C.

Cheers.

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Google code cloud in six-hour blinkage

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FAIL

Yeah, put your critical business apps in the cloud

NOT !!!

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HP shows off Simple home backup

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Pint

re: five what?

A minte is a standard minute multiplied by 1 beer. Therefore 5 mintes looks like someone is writhing stories from the pub today.

Beer icon... nuf said

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Microsoft forbids changes to Windows 7 netbook wallpaper

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Fecking Brilliant !!!!

Their competitors could not have done a better job at getting people to choose an alternative. Just who the f&%K is running the show in that place?

Me thinks the *NIX/Apple crowd have a mole working inside the beast. Its the only logical conclusion to the clusterfuck that this release is turning into.

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Facebook users warned over renewed phishing assault

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Paris Hilton

What were they expecting ...

"...... who have since apologised for the cock-up."

That's what happens on smut sites. And to think ye were only commenting on the Irish papers re "working to the bone... etc. etc." earlier.

Paris..... well, you know....

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Google crossbreeds search with spreadsheet

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Paris Hilton

So... porn in a spreadsheet

paris, well because.

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CERN: LHC to fire first proton-smash ray next month

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Fantastic

Well done Lewis, a great read . I'm looking forward to your report on what happens when this thing is actually fired up and the results are out.

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SQL Server 2008 moves on, wants to stay friends

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Gates Horns

The only acronym for this ...

WANK !

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