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7 posts • joined Thursday 12th April 2007 15:25 GMT

Daniel Fiander

Rupert the Chav  

In Postman Pat goes postal

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Rupert in a hoodie? Sadly my friend you are behind the times- it has already happened.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1161614425/html/1.stm

Daniel Fiander

Great....  

In Firefox update fixes critical bug brace

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.... now can they also stop Firefox 3 crashing every time I use it?

Have been using firefox for years with no issues until this half baked release- now moved to Opera and more than happy.

Daniel Fiander

Let the posts stay on YouTube...  

In Man barred from posting crimes on YouTube

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...then tie it to a second video of him being charged and sent down for his crimes after he inevitably breaks the terms of his ASBO...

Daniel Fiander

Stupid system anyway...  

In Get your German interior minister's fingerprint here

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I injured my hand- I've a scar on my right thumb now. What happens if it happens again and your print changes?

Daniel Fiander

My JIm....  

In BOFH: Insecurity complex

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...was actually Pedro the Portuguese Prat.

We once spent an afternoon adding up all the jobs he said he'd done. It averaged at 8 hours, 36 minutes a role....

He also spent an equal amount of time bitching how crap England was to live in and the other half telling us how it took him ages to decide where to move to after leaving Portugal...

Boffin, because of course he knew everything....

Daniel Fiander

How....?  

In China slaps ban on reincarnation

Given that in China minors under the age of fourteen are entirely exempted from criminal responsibility, how exactly will they charge the offenders?

Daniel Fiander

I've heard of the One Armed Bandit, but that's ridiculous!  

In ATM blagger cuffed after artificial leg falls off

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