* Posts by Winters

18 posts • joined 21 Oct 2008

TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

Winters

'murica!

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DAMN you El Reg, CALL ME A BOFFIN, demands enraged boffin

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All Hail the Boffins!

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OnePlus One equals 'killer' new mobe running CyanogenMod

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Re: Like, oh, 95% of the people on the planet

Can you point out any phones which have alternative SD models, in recent times?

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Boffins demo FIVE MICRON internal combustion engine

Winters

When I read this, all I could picture was nano-bots driving around in 1950s cars.

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RED planet, INDIAN mission: Space probe prepares for voyage to Mars orbit

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It's nice to know that India has millions to piss away on a mission to Mars, but sadly not enough to feed the hundreds of millions who live in abject poverty and suffering.

You'll never prove you're a "first" world nation by sending a rocket into space, India. You'll prove it by creating some form of infrastructure and social welfare.

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How NSA spooks spaffed my DAD'S DATA ALL OVER THE WEB

Winters

If you have not already, I would recommend investing in a secure VPN or the TOR Browser Bundle.

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Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? STOP IMMEDIATELY

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Re: Blimey...

Among other things.

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Re: Mordor

Stop!

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ROGUE PLANET WITHOUT A SUN spotted in interstellar space

Winters

Bloody rogue planets, swanning about, doing what they like. There is order to the universe, you little tike!

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eBay invites mystic wrath over ban on spells, potions and lotions

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Trollface

Does that mean that they will also be banning the Bible, Koran and other esoteric writings?

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Beck's open-source challenge to freetards: play it yourself!

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Re: Piracy??

Except that he is talentless though..

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Blizzard faces court battle for 'misleading Diablo III fans'

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Re: "Do you expect blizzard to manufacture TWO ENTIRE VERSIONS of the game"

You mean like pretty much every other non-MMO game that has existed ever? Yes. Yes, I did.

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IT Crowd gets fifth series run

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Stop

BOFH.

Stop sending me fake BOFH alerts in my emails, you heartless bastards! Seriously, you are just grinding my day into the ground every time you send me one of those emails and I find out that you have been lying to me again. I hate you right now, El Reg.

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San Francisco's rogue BOFH is guilty

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Grenade

BOFH? Pshaw!

I hardly think that an angry engineer who threw his bottle out of the pram and proceeded to change some passwords, is in any way deserving of the lofty title of BOFH. In fact, I am shocked that El Reg would even consider giving this MSCE-esq fellow such a title, let alone post it as front-page news!

Furthermore, who at the Requarters(did you like that?) decides who is and who is not a BOFH? Are they qualified for such a role? I propose an investigation and publication of said individual(s) deeds and qualifications.

Yours Sincerely,

Disillusioned

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Android on an iPhone? There's an app for that

Winters
FAIL

Pointless

If you bought an iPhone, you bought it because you wanted an iPhone. Thinking of putting Android on your iPhone? Why the hell didn't you buy an Android phone then?

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BOFH-making bug plugged in D-link update

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BOFH?

Cruel Reg, very cruel.

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Cameron condemns Tweeters as tw*ts

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Hmm

But they are a bunch of vulgar term for vaginas.

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Serial commentard bitchslaps Reg hack

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IT Angle

Or..

I wonder if this is why he posted. Hmm, he could be one of those dastardly genius-trolls!

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